#anyway essentially sirius is obsessed from afar bc obviously and remus is quietly efficient and never accepts offers to hang around UNTIL

[pancakehouse]

ARCHAEOLOGIST DREAM FIC my favorite i cannot wait tell the audience about it pls pls pls

but also, for me, i have to know...what is in "literally shut up"

hiii emmy em love of my life em!!

(someone else asked about the archaeologist dream fic HALLELUJAH so i'll give my obnoxious drawn-out dramatic pitch for it there, but think everyone should know it would not exist as an idea without you!!!! it would simply be buried (ha! archaeology pun!) in my subconscious forever. you gave me purpose.)

okay 'literally shut up' is ... hahahaha. god. goodddd.

it is essentially this:

remus is a poolboy. sirius is a wealthy, stressed-out owner of an incredibly filthy pool. is it destiny or...is it maybe just the ripped-off plot of a cliche 90s porn film? who's to say!!!

i feel as if the title of this wip should be obvious by this point, but if not it is Past Me telling (quite rudely) Current/Future/All-Versions-Of Me to literallyyyyy shutttttt UPPPPP.

think i'm prob still gonna write it though :// how embarrassing for me!

#all the notes i have for it are incredibly wholesome which is cute of me #remus is quite a conservative poolboy he does not go shirtless much to the dismay of the spying stay-at-home mom and dad neighbors #they want a SHOW and hes in his grandpa sweaters and converse just trying to pay his way through school :/ #anyway essentially sirius is obsessed from afar bc obviously and remus is quietly efficient and never accepts offers to hang around UNTIL #sirius comes home early from a work trip to find remus floating on a pool bed and taking a nice lil nap. #thats literally all i have so far! and i think its both highly genius and horrifically STUPID hehehe #also i cant tell if this was inspired by someone else's fic. did someone else write something like this??? i never know if its my own HCs #or if i read it and adopted it without remembering :/ #poolboy remus wip #HA look at that tag. literally SHUT UP @me. #my writing #answered #wip game #emmeline tag