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baby-prophet · 3 years
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I love trimming trees and giving them lil tree hair cuts
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swampgallows · 5 years
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the thing is, he wouldn’t show up in a store like that. hell, i wouldn’t even go into a store like that. the only things i even know about in there are the junk foods. and that pesto spread for those muenster grilled cheeses. but he wouldnt shop there. he would just get bulk ground beef and eat that a lot, or a dehydrator for homemade jerky, or he’d probably hunt and go fishing and eat that just because he was used to it. he’d be pissed that there wasn’t larger game to hunt, and i think he would hate living in any kind of development. the city would strangle him but the suburbs would be torture. 
he would probably be a trucker, or a mechanic if he became sedentary, but still frequenting the truck stop diners because he’s no gourmet nor glutton (and not for conversation either). a buttery shortstack and a huge ribeye with, at his request, hashbrowns in a bowl. but he would pick up the hashbrowns with his hands, like eating french fries, and shove them in his mouth like hay to a horse. waffle house is the only time he uses utensils because he gets them every which way all at once. the end result is like something unclogged from a drain.
i think he likes the dawn, and the early, early morning. i think he likes night time, and i think he hates sunny afternoons. i think he hates sunshiney mornings the most. i think his least favorite time is something like 10am. the day is well underway for most and youre just barely conned out of a breakfast. the concierge gets that hiss through the teeth before he tells you it’s closed. and sometimes there’s that godawful layover of ten to eleven where there is no food—a purgatory between arbitrary concepts of breakfast and lunch—and you have to wait for the culinary cosmos to align to present you with cold eggs sliced for a salad bar instead of hot and folded in with ham and cheese.
and i think he hates dusk, like me. i think it makes him uncomfortable, anxious even, about what he “still” needs to do. what he’s got to wrap up for the day, and what he’s got to prepare for the rest of the night. sometimes there’s an excitement if i’m going out—sunset is when i know the world is about to be mine. but sometimes there’s a longing and a sadness; the world is about to be mine but i have no one to share it with. and i think there’s a sad shrug that never makes it to his shoulderblades, one that just kind of nestles at the base of his trapezius, where he looks at the sun sinking down and thinks “might as well be the last”. but it never arcs up all the way, so there’s a kind of stoop in his walk til he gets into his bed.
his bed is probably uncomfortable. i imagine he cant allow it to be any other way. it leaves him too defenseless. too spoiled. too capable of forgetting. leaves him vulnerable. he sleeps because he has to. when he can, anyway.
he tried reading at night but just throws the book across the room. theyre still tumbled butterflies strewn all over his floor. he figures he might need reading glasses. no way in hell is he getting them. he sees the road and the blueprints just fine. that’s all that concerns him. 
he’s not gonna be buying quinoa and shit. or fresh cut flowers, or canvas bags, or obscure wines. he’s not kitsch and he’s not quirky. 
the only interest he’d have is in the boxcutter on my hip.
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ollieplimsolls · 6 years
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🍭🍭 do ittttt
i LOVE them and the emoji akgfhghak
General:
Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - forever.. ICONS
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - tbh i feel like ollie fell first.. like they both thought the other was cute when they met but love wasn’t INSTANT (so by their standards a week in -_-)
How was their first kiss? - it was probably super silly and a lil awkward but they still love thinking about it..
Wedding:
Who proposed? - they proposed at the same time with no idea the other was gonna
Who is the best man/men? - phil & dave.. the original gang BACK 2gether
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - i feel like she’s got two older siblings (birth order is sister, brother, lola). so ya sister! (and ofc the dog n cat)
Who did the most planning? - id say they did the same amount :0
Who stressed the most? - probably ollie.. stressed out bitch
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (4 cos it wasn’t like. FANCY fancy but 7 cos it was still ott.. u kno?)
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - probably like. a weird uncle or annoying aunt ahkgjfahgkja
Sex:
Who is on top? - 9/10 times its lola
Who is the one to instigate things? - both tbh
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -somethings always going on theyre the worst
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - dont be a FOOL -_- ofc they do
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - i can’t see them with kids, but maybe two?
How many children will they adopt? - i think if they ever had kids they’d be biologically theirs so. i guess 0
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -they do coin flips a lot and ollie almost always looses
Who is the stricter parent? - neither lmao
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - theyre more likely to be doing dumb shit -_- hence why i can’t see them with kids the stupid fools!!
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - ollie!
Who is the more loved parent? - both :0c
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - lola, only ‘cause she can at least sometimes calm tf down
Who cried the most at graduation? -ollie’s the most emotional person ever so. U KNOW!
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - lola (ollie jokingly says to leave them there n she almost screams)
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - they both SUCK at cooking, lola can at least make kinda edible food tho..
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - lola’s always been picky as hell with food vs ollie who’ll eat anything that isn’t poisoned
Who does the grocery shopping? - sometimes only one of them will do it but they get almost nothing… when they do it together its mostly junk food n useless stuff
How often do they bake desserts? - at LEAST once a week (they’d do it more often but it’s too much of a mess)
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat only cos they . HATE salad the fucking children
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - the first anniversary they both get expensive reservations -_- (no WAY would they cook on an important day) at slightly different times so they have to go to both ahgkjfgak
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -lolaaaa
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - ollie. another reason lola does the cooking
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - ollie
Who is really against chores? - lola. THE mos unorganized person ever
Who cleans up after the pets? - lola, only ‘cause they’re technically hers.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - lola shes awful
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - ollie is that video of the mum cleaning but i cant remember the guy who made it ahjgfhagjka
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - lola has a knack for finding money in weird places..
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - ollie, and lola haaates it
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - that dog walks THEM
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - every holiday! even tho they don’t usually have parties (they always go to others, 8/10 times they’re kicked out)
What are their goals for the relationship? - to be the best couple.. sometimes they go on double dates JUST to be better than the others
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - ollie barely sleeps n lola LOVES 2 sleep
Who plays the most pranks? - lola tends to be the goofier of the two.. so u KNO (he acts grumpy all the time but loves it)
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theamazondiana · 7 years
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Carol and Diana
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Forever and always, shhh.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Probably pretty fast once it switches from platonic to romantic, but that took a while.
How was their first kiss? - fireworks....that carol may have made.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Hmm, I could see either doing it? 
Who is the best man/men? - ALL THE MALE LEAGUE MEMBERS
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - LOIS LOIS LOIS
Who did the most planning? - They probably hire a wedding planner-- actually Bruce does as a wedding gift.
Who stressed the most? - Neither, they are chill and excited.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Bruce paid for most of it for their gift so it was pretty damn big.Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Uhh, the Rogues Gallery, of course? I dont know, Diana is too nice to specifically turn people away.
Sex:
Who is on top? - Always Carol
Who is the one to instigate things? -  C A R O L
How healthy is their sex life? - its great exercise! Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - diana is not but CAROL. so it ends up like a 5 to mix themStraight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - ummm theyre both girls so they can go all night ayyy
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - too hard to count
How rough are they in bed? - diana is like a bunny, carol is a porcupine Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - LOTS ALL THE AFTERCARE AND SNUGGLES 10 10 10No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - thats not possible even for them
How many children will they adopt? - maybe 2?
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - diana cause she doesnt mind
Who is the stricter parent? - Diana
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - DIANA, CAROL FILMS IT
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - di a n a but theyre weird af lunches so the kids pack their own
Who is the more loved parent? - equal, diana is the one who snuggles, carol is the fun parent
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? NEITHER HAVE TIME
Who cried the most at graduation? - carol doesnt cry AT so diana, but carol cries more
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - they probably call hal
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - carol because diana cant cook to save her life
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - carol probably, unless being a vegetarian counts then diana
Who does the grocery shopping? - they go together or diana just gets veggies and carol just gets junk.
How often do they bake desserts? - daily probably
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - DIANA IS A VEGETARIAN
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - carol
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - carol
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - diana
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - diana
Who is really against chores? - carol
Who cleans up after the pets? - diana
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - carol
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - neither, their friends are all family
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - carol but also she finds money in her boobs
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - carol
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - both
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - diana does it too much
What are their goals for the relationship? - to continue like they are
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - neither, theyre busy people
Who plays the most pranks? - carol
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pinkhoodiemark · 7 years
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70 QUESTIONS
tagged by @sho-ho-hownu ! [Ily more mutuals <33]
1. do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yes. Sometimes it’s rough but you know everyone has that. I’m closer to my mom’s bf more than my actual father, but im just now getting reconnected with my actual dad and it’s going ok i guess
2. who did you last say “i love you” to? probably my mom? It was like she said “I love you” and I said “love you too” does that count.
3. do you regret anything? Yes. I cant think of anything specific but i just know that i do...
4. are you insecure? HA YEAH ALMOST ALWAYS WHEN IM OUT OF MY HOUSE.
5. what’s your relationship status? Single afff Ready to mingle (?)
6. how do you want to die? epically B) idk tbh tho
7. what did you last eat? Omurice. It’s like friedrice with ketchup with an omelette over it. It’s japanese idk how to explain it well lol
8. played any sports? Idid Ballet as a toddler (like until 5 years old). From 7-14 years old I did gymnastics and I was on the “Junior Olympics” team which i dont think means anything but it sounds cool
9. do you bite your nails? nahh. I never understood that really
10. when was your last physical fight? I’m lazy. Not a fighter. But i shoved this bitch in middleschool because she confronted me about me tlking shit about her talking shit about me??
11. do you like someone?
Other than those 7 dorks? Nope. Thank god
12. have you ever stayed up 48 hours? Yes. It was partytime
13. do you hate anyone at the moment? No, I try not to hate. Unless theyre asshole racists, sexist, and/or hateful themselves.
14. do you miss someone? Family in Japan <3
15. have any pets? a tool named Phichit (or Peaches) that is my Betafish.  (stop i know it’s a Yuri On Ice name. I. Know...) . I know he only likes me for the food i give him. Rude.
16. how exactly are you feeling at the moment? okay. it was bad like 2 minutes ago because of an assignment but now im watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 and its funny af
17. ever made out in the bathroom? Had to think bout it for a sec but nope
18. are you scared of spiders? Not like SCARED but i’d rather not them be on me tho..
19. would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Without the butterfly effect happening? Then sure
20. where was the last place you snogged someone? I had to look up what this was omfg. Maybe like a year ago. I’ve been single for a whileeee.
21. what are your plans for this weekend? I’m meeting up with my dad to watch the last few episodes of walking dead on Saturday. Studying for my Japanese final.
22. do you want to have kids? how many? Kinda, At most 2. But Im like 19 years old so its weird to think about...
23. do you have piercings? how many? Nooo
24. what is/are/were your best subject(s)? was Math now probably none of them loll  #artmajor
25. do you miss anyone from your past? not really? There’s this one guy that was fun to hang with and I liked him for a loooong time and i still think about him sometimes lolll DontDoThat
26. what are you craving right now? a good nights rest
27. have you ever broken someone’s heart? I mean ive broken up with people but i dont think I like shattered their heart. I’m not THAT important omg
28. have you ever been cheated on? Nope. Hopefully never will?
29. have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Yep, but he was mentally fucking craZY SO
30. what’s irritating you right now? Tumblr in incognito mode is slow af for some reason (I needed it to log in to my other tumblr without logging off this one)
31. does somebody love you? Family probably ha
32. what is your favourite color? Green
33. do you have trust issues? not really. I mean everyone should have some sort of trust issues. But i dont have severe trust issues.
34. who/what was your last dream about? I was listening to Departure album when I fell asleep, so I dreamt i was at a got7 concert lmao
35. who was the last person you cried in front of? I dont cry a lot tbh. So i dont remember. When I do cry I dont like people seeing.
36. do you give out second chances too easily? HA NOPE. They gotta work for a second chance
37. is it easier to forgive or forget? Depends. If it’s not that big of a deal then forget. I hate confrontation but i need an apology if its something bigger.
38. is this year the best year of your life? Noooooooooo, but we’re only like a quarter through so it could change. But im not too hopeful about those chances tbh
39. how old were you when you had your first kiss? kiss that didnt matter (pocky/pepero game lol): 14 Kiss that mattered: 16
40. have you ever walked outside completely naked? wtf no.
51. favourite food? Too many to narrow down to one but i crave toast a lot
52. do you believe everything happens for a reason? yeah, I’d like to think so.
53. what is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? Watched a horrible movie
54. is cheating ever okay? Who would think it is??? Even as “revenge” that’s low
55. are you mean? Dude, I’m a bitch tbh...
56. how many people have you fist fought? 1
57. do you believe in true love? i guess. If I didn’t then what would be the point of relationships?
58. favourite weather? Suns hot but cool breeze or light rain
59. do you like the snow? Yeah, but i could go without it...
60. do you wanna get married? Eh.
61. is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? I’d cringe.
62. what makes you happy? dogs, cats, other peoples genuine smiles, got7
63. would you change your name?   I like my name
64. would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? Who was the last person i kissed? So probably no...
65. your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Assuming im not interested. Id just ignore it. If he confesses Id be like sorry bro.
66. do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? I did. But he’s kind of out of my circle now that college started.
67. who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? Mom’s boyf. Jose. He’s cool. Been in most of my life so not like a random Mom  boyf
68. who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? My sister. We were talking about why people just constantly feel the need to hate. Even if it’s something like (for example) “I HATE One Direction” Like do you honestly “hate” one direction. Or did you see that other people “hates” one direction so you said that. Like what did One Direction do for you to just HATE them... Like I dont like them or dislike them but I could never say that i HATE them. I dont even know them... anyway that discussion gets me heated
69. do you believe in soulmates? Kinda
70. is there anyone you would die for? Yeah. Like family and junk
Tagging @peachyjyp @husbandsjjp @soulmatesjjp @got7arrived @ult2jae ya dont gotta
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tumblunni · 7 years
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MISCELLANEOUS VOLTORB HEADCANONS TIME!
* I’m not sure what I like better, the idea that voltorbs do have a mouth or the idea that they just absorb nutrients through their skin somehow? Like... maybe they have a very small mouth too small for humans to see, so they take little pinprick sized nibbles out of stuff! or maybe the seam between the red and white sections actually is their jaw, so they pop open on a hinge like a pokeball to eat stuff! And maybe electrode does that too and their humanoid mouth is actually just a camoflage pattern on their skin that they can move around like an LED projection!
* Oh, or maybe they’re like the opposite of some butterflies that lose their mouth when they come out of the cocoon and never eat anything cos they only live for a week or so in their adult stage. So maybe voltorbs never eat, and they can die if they don’t evolve before the end of a set time limit, unless humans intervene and put them on an intraveneous drip. (Which is a quite difficult and expensive operation cos you have to pierce this magical steel hide to get to the circulatory system) Or maybe its just that voltorbs only absorb electricity and dont require actual food until they grow to a certain size? And that means that voltorbs naturally evolve much earlier in the wild, because electricity is harder to find unless you live with humans. As soon as their body becomes impossible to sustain on voltage alone, they undergo the metamorphosis to grow a face and stomach and become a biological engine! So human-trained electrodes kinda have the advantage of starting off stronger cos they waited until they were already mature before evolving. But wild electrodes have the advantage of accessing their evolved power earlier, even if they’re lil bitesize euivelants. Plus sometimes just remaining voltorb-sized can be more practical for getting around certain environments, the massive human-trained electrodes are adapted for a comfortable life where they won’t need to do much hiding from predators.
* Oh and... yeah. Predators! I feel like maybe they’re vampirized by other electric types, since they’re pretty much like a sentient battery just sitting there up for grabs. Maybe particularly big stuff like Electavire could even crunch an entire voltorb in its jaws, and thats why it evolved to have more steel-ish elements to it, so it could pull this off? but for most electric mons they arent able to break voltorb’s hard shell, so they can just drain its power but not kill it. But if a voltorb is stuck unable to move its basically a slow death anyway... Possibly their most common enemy is Pikachu, cos they’re speedy while voltorbs are slow. And thats why they mimic pokeballs, cos pikachus dont like to be inside their ball. (Well, in anime canon at least)
* Maybe they have such a hyperactive self-destruct reflex because they’re so commonly eaten, then? Even when you capture a voltorb its still a very anxious critter who doesnt really realize its gonna be safe, and that pokemon battles arent life or death. So its heartwarming that fully-grown electrodes are known for their more chilled and happy demeanor! (Maybe the wild variant of the breed would keep voltorb’s angry face?) So they’re like real life exotic pets like snakes and scorpions, their easily-frightened nature is mistaken for deliberate malice by humans.
* Perhaps there are variants whose patterns reflect the different pokeball types, depending on which is more popular in different regions? Normal pokeballs are obviously the most common discarded ones in the majority of the world, but like in victory road you would find mostly ultra ball voltorbs.
* oh and I totally headcanon that voltorbs really ARE pokeballs that come to life! I think maybe they ‘breed’ asexually by nursing a nest of regular pokeballs that will hatch into new voltorbs. Basically they go around nuzzling broken pokeballs as if they’re poor injured children, and through the power of love they actually become that.  Like somehow they can pass fragments of their ‘life energy’ into new hosts? Theyre more like sentient electricity monsters that just wear the pokeballs as a shell to protect them. Maybe them and Rotom diverged from a single ancestor in the ancient past...? So the more rare pokeball variants dont occur in the wild, they’re selectrively bred by humans. Usually an electrode will make a nest from the same pokeball that it was born from as a voltorb, unless they cant find any. But deliberately depriving them of pokeballs and forcing them to imprint on a luxury ball or whatever is considered cruel, the parent gets incredibly stressed from the ordeal and may have trouble bonding with their newborn 'torbs. However electrodes have also been known to pick a pokeball that one of its fellow party members uses, it seems this is a form of honor amoung them. (You’re the godfather, oddish!) Oh and probably the earliest voltorbs could have been seen as an entirely different species. An electric/grass type that possessed apricorns before pokeballs were invented. Nowadays pokeballs are so common that very few voltorbs ever possess apricorns. Barely anyone even actually grows apricorns anymore, aside from some speciality pokeball shops in johto. (Maybe an ancient forme voltorb could be Kurt’s mascot?)
* Scientists have theorized that some other species of ‘inanimate object’ pokemon might also share roots in the voltorb genus. The tangeantally similar kantonian pokemon Magnemite is considered a prime candidate for this, some people have made petitions to recategorize it as a ‘voltorb-eating voltorb’. (Similar to assassin spiders in real life, which really do look like an entirely different animal. Theyre the only spider that has A NECK!) After all, the pokedex in some generations does mention that electrode is capable of flying when it absorbs enough energy!
* An electrode can theoretically keep growing forever, the largest recorded specemin was a 58-year old pet that reached the height of a van. It’s thought that as human technology continues to advance, electric pokemon will continue to adapt in this way, and we’ll continue to discover facts about them that would never come to light in the wild. The largest recorded wild specemins were exclusively found in abandoned power plants and other sources of human junk.
* Wild voltorbs and electrodes are usually quite sedentary, but become hyperactive on days with stormy weather. Local packs will congregate to chase the thunderbolts, almost like a festival! However if they get too gluttonous they might self destruct from the excitement, and have a ‘hangover’ the next day.
* Voltorb explosions do no damage to the pokemon, aside from putting them to ‘sleep’ for several hours as they regenerate. The explosion is vented through tiny cracks in their steel shell, which also ensures that if it’s powerful enough to dislodge any parts they will shatter into precise shapes for easy reassembly. A disassembled voltorb resembles a giant 3D puzzle, its incredible how the seams of these pieces are completely invisible when it’s fully formed! Internal magnetism draws these broken pieces back to the core as the fainted pokemon sleeps, and in the morning it goes searching for metal to eat to repair any dents. A voltorb can recover from using Explosion as long as at least 50% of its shell can be reattatched to the core within 24 hours. If the pieces flew too far to be recalled or were eaten by predators, human conservationists can save the injured pokemon by attatching sheet metal over the wounds. Over time, this will be absorbed into the voltorb’s body and leave it with mismatched patterns.
* VOLTORBS AND ELECTRODES ARE VERY NICE AND CUTE OKAY this is an important fact
* No but seriously I always saw them as kind of a super smart pokemon? i dunno why, except cos scientist trainers always use them. But I feel like they’d be the closest thing to parrots aside from Chatot and telepathic mons. They’re very good at mimicking human noises and can be trained to do many useful tricks! As opposed to chatot which pretty much can only talk and never listens to its trainer XD
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