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athania1309 · 1 year

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I reincarnated as Penelope Eckart chapter 4

I'm backk from the dead TT

-click clack-

"ahh~" i streched my arms "this is nice all of their intimacy went up thankfully i managed to coax reynold with food"

~flash back~ (why because i said so :)) )

Penelope's pov

-grumble grumble- "...." damn it got late fast just reading "sighh i wanna eat some cake" i was currently at the library finding some books with valuable information I could get my hands on for spell books, fighting techniques, history books and etc. practically everything i could get my hands on why was i in the library you ask because i was trying to avoid everyone after sneaking out of my room

i got down from the stairs and walked around quietly trying to find the kitchen to see if i could cook something up since i didn't want to make problems for the chef

~8 minutes later~

Finally geez why tf is the kitchen so hard to find around this place damn my short height

i looked around and saw some ingredients "wooowww this place is heaven there is so much stuff here" looking around i saw some rice grains "thank you lord for this blessing" i geuss this world also has rice i've been looking for this shit i can't stand those tiny fancy dishes they keep on serving me sure they're great but i want to eat in large portions i got to worked grabbed some, after washing them i got to the stove

"how do you work this....."

after what felt like ages on trying to get it to worked i finally figured it out with some fire magic that i learned by hand yep this is progress "i miss my electric stove T^T"

I found some pork and made some ~adobo~ which then smelled like heaven after i put everything together i looked heavenly now this is good food "thank you for the meal" but before i could eat someone barged in "WHAT TF DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING" oh.... its reynold "i cooked because i wanted to eat im eating cause im hungry" "hahh watch your mouth rat even so who taught you how to cook" reynold yelled, oh shit shit shit what do i tell him oh right "my mom taught me how to cook edible food before she died" i lied but then he seemed to believe it ~grumble grumble~ dis he just- "pfft bwhahahahaha was did my cooking smelled to good for you" his face flushed bright red how cute "if you want some you could've just said so you little tsundere~" "...." pfft he's redder than a cooked crab i gave him a my bowl "here ya go" " huh?"

"didn't you want to eat here take mine I'll just get some more" he took the bowl and looked at it with hesitation probably since this type of dish probably isn't known in this world as he took a bite he chewed for a while before spitting it out "are you trying to poison me why is it so fucking salty" "duh bitch since your supposed to eat some with vinegar" "watch your mouth rat" "your the one who cussed first" i got my portion and some vinegar and put it in the table "try it"

~30 minutes later~

"ahh im full~~" surprisingly me and reynold got along after some food and pep talk hihihihiii this dude is such a cute baby "are you gonna cook again?" he piped in huh... "probably why" "if so tell me then its new eating something like this" he got up then left

STATS: Victory

Mission acquired reynold's tsundere side banished

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ohthefaggotry · 5 months

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AHHH okayokok so i just saw your casey + raph art and i LOVE their designs?? and i was just wondering if there's any fun lil facts abt them or their story if youve got one 4 them that you wanted to share? bcus i love hearing abt people's diff. interps of them :]

ahhhh thank you so much!! im so glad you liked them, i had a lot of fun designing them :>

also yes, im so glad you asked!!! finally sum1 to infodump to lmao (also stuff abt the rest of the main cast just for funzies. i put it under a cut bcus it got long lol):

raph + his family live in an abandoned train yard on the very outskirts of the city

raph's family consists of his sister, mike, his two brothers, leon and don, and his dad, yoshi

from oldest to youngest: splinter (late 40s), casey (19), april (18), raph (17), leon + mike (15), and don (14)

mike and leon are twins! and spotted turtles. it's hard to tell them apart if you don't know what to look for, or if they're playing a prank on someone

leon has chronic pain in his knee from his mutation

don is mute, he uses tts and sign language to talk. he's also the only one of his siblings with four fingers on each hand

mike owns a drum kit but nobody knows where she got it from. leon asked once, but she just told him not to worry about it (he is, in fact, very worried about it)

don's dream is to "engineer the world's awesome-est automobile ever"

mike is the prankster of all pranksters and nobody is safe from her wrath, not even leon (especially leon tbh)

raph plays violin. splinter taught him

leon can be a real hard-ass when it comes to sticking to the rules, but that's only if mike isn't around

don and mike are both STEM kids with a love for cooking/baking. if you can't find them in their rooms, you'll probably find them in their make-shift lab-slash-kitchen. just...try not to breathe in through your nose too much if you're in there. the smells tend to mix badly

yoshi's eyesight was already really bad when he was a human, but it got worse after he was mutated

don wears glasses, raph has braces, leon has a tooth gap, and mike has two missing front teeth

yoshi taught judo classes while he was in college

the turtles met april when they were out roof-hopping and mike tripped and fell down into an alleyway...and right on top of april. the only saving grace was that april was getting mugged at the time and mike ended up scaring away the mugger

april is thai/african american

yoshi worked as a wildlife veterinarian before he was mutated

april works part-time at her dad's restaurant as a delivery driver and part-time at a local liquor store

mike sometimes visits april at her dad's restaraunt, which april hates because she's afraid someone will notice her and which mike loves because she gets to hang out around tons of people

april and casey actually knew each other when they were kids, but only casey remembers

casey never takes off his mask, even when he's sleeping; at least from what the turtles have seen. mike once joked that it was part of his actual face but none of them can be sure...

the turtles go dumpster diving whenever they visit the city. they also scrounge around in the nearby junkyard whenever it gets a new influx of trash

casey is cuban/native canadian

raph is terrified of insects. don, on the other hand, loves them

casey's duffel bag is filled with tons of essential items along with all of his other stuff. nobody is sure how he fits it all in there, but he somehow manages with room to spare

casey works full-time as a janitor at one of the colleges in the city and does art commissions on the side

the turtles, yoshi, casey and april have game night on friday and movie night on saturday

casey and raph met a year before the main story starts

yes, casey and raph have destroyed, defaced, and defecated on private property and they will do it again

#ask box #anonymous #talk tag #tmnt tag #raphael hamato #michaelangelo hamato #leonardo hamato #donatello hamato #yoshi hamato #casey jones #april o'neil

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ask-theoneandonly-quicksilver · 2 years

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First Christmas

Hello all! since there is a few moving cogs behind the scenes and I, Toast, have a deadline next week I need to focus on TT^TT I have decided to release this tiiiiny ficlet I made to hopefully keep yall fed until I can answer questions again. I hope you all enjoy!

When lights and wreaths and little decorative balls started to be found everywhere Pietro knew exactly what season it was, but though the jolly news of the festivities was infectious, Pietro was left feeling a little...Melancholy. He loved to run through the towns and watch the lights twinkle, people come together and make merry but it felt a little empty without, well, experience, he was struggling to find a connection with the holiday like others were.

And certainly like Kurt was. The blue mutant had poofed into the kitchen in a Christmas jumper and hat, two arms and a tail full of shopping, singing Christmas songs in German and scaring Pietro half to death in his hunt for snacks while none was about. Kurt cared not for his friend's surprise as he placed down the bags and began unloading, while he carolled, placing down pre-made Christmas snacks, and lots and lots of ingredients which Pietro assumed was to make more. P wasn't complaining, food was food and he was hungry. He reached for a box of fancy mince pies only to have his hand slapped away with the flat side of a blue tail.

"Ow! Hey!"

"No, you will eat them wrong."

"Eat them wrong?! They're mini already made pies! I take them out of the packet and I put them in my mouth!"

"Amature."

Pietro stared with his mouth agape as his friend paid him little mind, still putting things away and taking out baking utensils as he came across them.

"A...armature?! How can one be an amateur at eating food? Or are you saying I'm a Christmas armature because I can...deck the halls and..uh...jingle bells like everybody else!" He crossed his arms stubbornly, knowing his words likely made no sense.

The other mutant stopped for a moment, turning to look at Pietro and standing up from a low cupboard with a mixing bowl in hand. Though he had no pupils Pietro could feel himself being studied and realization dawning in them. The speedster hated that feeling and Kurt knew it so just as soon as Kurt had reached his conclusion he was striding over and grabbing Pietro's arms, pulling him in front of the kitchen island.

He stood, stiff and confused as to what was happening. With a short teleport, an apron was grabbed, placed and tied on him which he instinctively moved his arms to allow and looked down to see the apron was, too, red and festive. The ingredients and baking utensils were arranged in front of him and he found a wooden spoon in his hand before Kurt, also wearing an opposing green festive apron over his Christmas jumper, stood opposite him with a bright smile.

"We're making Dresdner Stollen!" He asserted, pulling the measuring cups and flour over to himself "it's a German traditional Christmas loaf, lots of good stuff and you cover it with butter and icing sugar after. Great right? After this, I'm going to see the carolling my church is putting on in the square and the light switch on. There will be stalls of food and drink and little handmade tickets and stuff too! I love the atmosphere, even when the carolling is over they play Christmas music and everyone is so happy! Plus they're saying It may even snow tonight!" As he rambled about his plans he measured out the flour, yeast, sugar and salt into a bowl before he moved on to cutting the butter "Do you have warm Christmas clothes? I know you've still been building up your wardrobe and if you need a scarf or a hat or something you can borrow some of mine and we could buy you some more while there! There's a lovely stall that sells hand-knitted clothes with beautiful patterns! I'm sure we could find something your style." The butter went in the bowl followed by milk before it was pushed back over to Pietro "that needs to be a dough."

Finally, Pietro understood what was going on, he looked between the bowl and his friend beaming at him and saw that he understood. His shoulders relaxed and he finally put the spoon in the bowl, beginning his mix.

"I..have a jumper but it isn't especially fashionable. I think Beast put it in there in November to try and get me to dress warm."

"You should! Especially when it starts to snow! You'll love it when it snows" Kurt was practically bouncing with excitement, making Pietro have to focus very hard on his mixing in hopes it would hide his warming face and growing smile.

"I'm sure I will."

#quicksilver #x men quicksilver #nightcrawler #x men nightcrawler #pietro maximoff #kurt wagner #christmas #ficlet #9319 #x men #main #currently non canon

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heenuna · 2 years

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« julia x kai headcanons by heenuna aka the best shipper in the world »

nope, im not doing it because i wanna get some extra attention nah nah nah

julia headcanoned me with beomgyu and now it's my turn to praise her :D

so, lest just imagine this thingie:

sfw side:

♡ they're the sweetest couple in the town

lotsa stuffies in their room

lotsa fucking in their mood

anyway

kai always buys her ice-cream and julia always feeds him with it

and they end up laughing like idiots

cause the height difference hits perfectly

i mean

juli is a smol baby

and kai loves smol babies

but only if they're called julia

and if they have his name in their tumblr name :D

juli is just 100% accuracy

not to mention the way they cook together

i mean, she's trying to bake something sweet and kai just walks around like a little disaster trying to eat something (nah nah nah no eating raw dough kaiiiiii)

but he does it anyway and juli just kisses his chocolate lips

oh yeah, they make out a lot

i mean, in the morning, during the day, when they talk to each other, one second and they're like "ooopsie we're kissing again what a failure..... LETS DO IT AGAIN"

hehehe

they're also pretty romantic, cause kai tries to be a pretty knight and his shining armour and juli is just a baby who likes kai (read like loves)

it's just a healthy couple

they take lavender bath in the morning and then dance in the kitchen before starting to kiss again

and i wanna mention that kai's sisters are IN LOVE with her

because she's adorable

i mean, they're doing all these weird tt trends and then kai joins in and they laugh

its so romanticccccc

NSFW STUFF

okay, the dynamics are: "I'll fuck you while you'll fuck me"

i mean it's perfect

of juli dominats, it means kai gonna literally moan in pleasure. her hands are nice, her mouth are nice as well, i mean, juli's a pro to me

if she gives a handjob, it means kai gonna shake and squirm cause she does it so well

i mean

she actually makes him cum in no second just cause he loves her and sex with her is just FINEEEE

oh yeah, the love bites are really bites

juli bites carefully but kai loves it a bit rougher so she can go rougher but prefers to be as caring as possible

she's also into cupping his face while pegging/riding him, cause she wanna see all these pretty stars in his eyes and make him moan in her mouth

like, he's already yours, lady, take it easy :D

but no mercy

kai gonna remember it for his life

till it's his turn to dom

I MEAN DOMINANT KAI IS YOUR SUGAR SWEET DADDY BOY

like, first of all, he starts kissing her face and then goes down her body, not forgetting to suck her tits and her neck and her sides and hips and just everything is covered with his salive

and her pussy is too

he gives THE BEST cunnilingus

THE BEST ONE

the way his tongue swirls....

i mean

i can hear the poor girl screams his name insanely, tugging on his hair

and what about his nose..... it's tip just brushes her clit and.... BOOM EXPLOSION

everything's wet

(and im too)

and his fignering

imagine these figners of him

and he slides them gently but then curls them and starts moving faster, then slows down and then starts massaging her clit with his thumb... ONE MORE EXPLOSION

and what about the intercourse

(donate me money for more!)

(im kidding)

(being poor)

i mean the tip of his cock slides inside perfectly and then he starts moving, feeling how tensed she is. he starts with a slow pace but he's eager to feel release and to make her see stars as well soooo.... KEEP GOING KAI KAMAL

he speeds up really fastly but his hands are still on her hips and he actually guides her

like, squeeze me when i squeeze these pretty hips of yours

and then he squeezes hard, feeling the way she clenches around him

he's a moaner, he does it loudly but he doesn't care

HE NEEDS JULI AND ONLY JULI

PERIODT

(no really gimme money for it)

(capricorn style)

anyway, in the end, they cum together

and he falls on her

imagine

HE FALLS ON HER

and he feels sleepy already like she does but they have to clean up the mess

so they just lazily clean it up

and then they take a quick shower

and for sure they fuck there too

cause she's so beautiful and he's so in love

and then

ROMANTIC TIMEEE

they spoon each other

i mean, they're like two koalas

cuties

and they fall asleep

and that's an everyday activity

YEAH LETS FUCK EVERYDAY :D

HOORAY

♡

juli @sweetiehyuka don't go cringey it's a joke :D

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artxyra · 4 years

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Ok so I don't know if your still taking requests but if you are it's daminette and marinette is over so the whole wayne family and her are chilling and they think they hear someone so they do a heartbeat scan and they count an extra one so they're searching they manor and they're on guard they alfred ask all the girls if they're pregnant and the guys are nervous because one of them could be a father so they scan all the girls and they find out mari's preggo and it's a whole chaotic ordeal

Note: Sorry this took so long, I was trying to figure out the best way to tell this story and I finally got the idea after watching TT episode Fear Itself.

Whoever’s idea was it for the family to watch a horror movie during a fucking thunderstorm, Marinette just wants to end their lives. She was having a good day despite feeling sick in the morning, so being informed that tonight’s movie was horror-based was interesting. The majority of the time, a horror movie wasn’t a bad idea, but the moment the film ended, and the lights randomly shut off, the screaming begins.

For a house filled with heroes vigilantes, they sure do know how to scream and act like they’re in a horror movie real quick. Marinette could feel the need to throw up grow as the sense of someone watching her suddenly grows. At first, she thought that it was Damian or any of his brothers, but how could that be when everyone disperses the second, they heard movements that were not from either of them. Damian was reluctant to leave Marinette to her own device, but since the manor was so large splitting up was the best option.

“Come on, Mari, you’re Ladybird, stuff like this is nothing.” Marinette murmurs to herself in an attempt to keep her nerves at bay. That doesn’t go well, as the creaking noise suddenly fills the hallway. She sure hopes that it’s the air conditioner making those sounds. Marinette was slowly regretting not taking Alfred’s lead and follow him to the kitchen, at least she knows the kitchen area better than the damn halls. The amount of time she still gets lost in the halls just to find the gym is an outlandish number.

Ding. Ding. Ding.

Clenching her teeth, she fumbles to unlock her phone. Despite using it as a flashlight, she also didn’t want to accidentally turn the only source of light off. The second her phone unlock, thunder and lightning decided to join forces making her jump at the sudden flash of light and a loud boom.

“I am so killing Jason…” She mutters. Finally, she is able to see the notification. It was a series of messages stating clear and the location. There were at least five out of the nine that were currently in the manor. They had invited Duke, but he opted out the second he realizes who was picking out the movies. Apparently, any movie chosen by Jason could only mean bad things and Duke, surprisingly, wanted nothing apart of it.

The creaking noises remain active, something that made walking down the hall and looking for a potential intruder much more difficult. Had the creaking stops, this would have been much easier to delegate which room needs searching.

Back downstairs, the Bat-family all decided to meet up in the living room. Marinette had yet to make an appearance. Damian was growing impatiently worried for his beloved, so much that he was practically stabbing the ground with one of many katanas.

“Master Damian,” Alfred chastised seeing the new marking on the floor. Great another reason to keep buffering the floors at least twice a month. Alfred knows that everyone’s worries were running high. They still had yet located the cause of the sound—a potential intruder—and it’s not like they would go into the Batcave without a problem, but they didn’t want to take that chance.

“She should have been here by now,” Damian grumbles placing the sword back into its sheath.

“Demon, we’re talking about Pixie, the girl literally has problems getting to the gym every once in a while, and that’s with light.” Jason’s words slowly dawned on the family. He’s right. Marinette may be officially apart of the family now, but the designer literally stays in like five places within the manor: hers and Damian’s room, the kitchen, the living room, the bathroom nearest to her, and the Batcave. Beyond those options, it’s better for Marinette to have a guide, which is usually Titus, and sometimes Alfred when he doesn’t have anything to do.

“I got the tracker ready, sir. Should I place it on heartbeat mode?” Alfred shows them the tracking device with a knowing look on his face.

The Batbros race to the device only for Tim to grab it and put it in the right settings.

“Hold on, wouldn’t it better to search for heat signatures?” Dick asks—well he was thinking aloud for the most part.

“Ideally yes, but the readings can become messy if we’re all in the same room or if what we are dealing with doesn’t radiate heat. It’s best to go with a pulse or in other words a heartbeat. Got any more questions, Dick.” Tim states glaring at his oldest brother. They were all worried about Marinette, but it was upped times ten. “Now are we going to try and find ‘spresso and whoever even dared to enter the manor?” Tim was a man on a mission. In fact, they all were.

No one dared to object to Tim’s claims. Damian was impatiently tapping his feet against the ground, and soon there were thirteen pulsing dots going off the tracker. Tim mentally did a headcount, with him included there were nine people in the room with him which means four of the dots are in unknown locations.

“So, which one do we follow?” That was the question on everybody’s mind.

“We go to the one that is alone, with a faint pulse.” On the device, several feet away is a flickering dot as if there was some interference in picking up the heartbeat. It wasn’t stable.

“Damian, where are your animals?” Barbara asks typing away on her phone. She may not be at the bat-computer, but she can still manage with Wi-Fi and a portable device.

Damian wasn’t sure where his animals are. He knows for a fact that Alfred the cat was in his room, Titus disappears to hang out with Ace every now and then. The rest of the animals are most likely outside in their miniature houses that he keeps at the manor for nights like these.

“No time to argue, we got to move.” Tim was already ahead of the family following the path guided to him by the tracker.

The bat-family follow the strange signal until they reach a dead end. All the doors were shut, and the thunder was booming with no means to stop. They haven’t seen or heard from Marinette since they disbanded earlier that night. Soon, the faint pulsing signal grows stronger as they approach the final door. No one, aside from Alfred, could remember what was behind that door. It was a bedroom.

“Whoa” Tim yelps, looking down at the tracker. There are now twelve pulsating dots on the device. They all filter into the room. It was practically empty which put them all on edge. Marinette was somewhere in the manor and now there were in an empty room with no clues on where to start.

Using their flashlights, they scan every inch of the place and still found nothing. Alfred takes the device away from Tim who protested but when he realized that it was Alfred he calms down.

“I don’t think there is another person in the manor,” Cass states looking around the room. She was eyeing the large wardrobe. If her hunch is correct, then she knows where the newest pulsing signal is coming from and that makes her giddy.

“I concur with Miss Cain.” Alfred walks over to the second door that is in the room and opens it revealing a certain black Great Dane wagging his tail happily yet protectively. He barks but upon seeing his owner, he calms down. “It appears that one of the signals is Titus and with him being her it only means that Miss Marinette is in this room. Perhaps in the wardrobe.”

The second the word “wardrobe” escapes the butler’s lips, all the bat-bros rush over to the item. Damian was quick to open it and there she is. Marinette’s small enough to fit comfortably on the base and stay hidden had there been any clothes on the rack. In her arms is a small pup, probably the intruder that has been haunting them. The pup’s nails are long and need to be cut. Marinette was sleeping which made it easier for Damian to scoop her into his arms.

The pup wakes up and begins barking yelping up a storm causing Marinette to stir in Damian's arms. Her eyes flutter open and a yawn escapes her lips.

“Is it morning already?” She yawns once more rubbing her eyes. Damian shakes his head causing Marinette to pout and try to find comfort in Damian’s arms to fall back to sleep to, but the pup in her arms wasn’t having it. “Oh quiet, you.” Marinette laughs and tightens her hold on the pup.

“That doesn’t explain the strange pulsing signal?” Steph states looking over Alfred’s shoulder and once more a signal was faltering without a constant beat.

“That’s because I believe, Miss Marinette is currently with child.” Alfred places the device down for everyone to see. “We have the heartbeat tracker on pulsing signals that can be easily translated to a heartbeat. If Miss Marinette, is indeed with child, the interference to this signal is the pulsing from the fetus.”

Alfred pause for a second giving everyone to process the news. Damian’s exe. was broken as he stares at his wife with love and shock. The rest of the family, aside from Cass, was blinking away the shock. Five, four, three, two…one. Then they all break out in shouts of excitement.

“Oh my god, we’re going to be uncles!” Dick exclaims bouncing in place. He even wraps his arms around Damian, who was still frozen and gives him a side hug knowing full well that he can’t protest.

Jason looks like he was about to kill someone—more or less Damian for a matter of fact. Marinette was his sister in everything but blood. Yes, he’s excited for the incoming member of the family, but he doesn’t know what to do.

Tim was trying to wrap the news around his head. He hadn’t had any coffee since before the movie night started and with the power being off, there’s no way for him to make his usual late-night cup of coffee.

“Will you shut up; I’m trying to sleep here,” Marinette growls bring the attention back to her. Damian did the only thing that came to mind, he places a kiss upon her lips. Marinette moans and she would have playfully hit him had her arms weren’t holding the pup.

“So, no one is going to question how a puppy got into the manor?” Steph asks pointing to the pup still in Marinette’s arms. She was tempted to coddle the pup and leave the room to return to her own and news come back to life in the morning.

“Titus’s doggy door, most like. I won’t know until I check all the cameras.” Barbara says wheeling herself over to the couple, “Congratulations Damian…I’m going to bed.”

“We are so talking about this in the morning,” Dick claims as he walks out the room pushing Jason and Tim along with him.

Soon it was just Marinette, Damian, and the dogs alone in the room. Damian had a few options to consider, stay the night in this room or walk through a series of halls to return to their own bedroom. It’s late, so he chooses the former. Placing Marinette on the bed was easy once the newly introduced pup jumps out of her arms and onto the bed.

He makes sure she’s comfortable before joining her. Titus curls at the foot of the bed barking at the pup to come to him to which the pup did. Damian pulls Marinette into his chest and whispers, “Thank you, Angel,” into her ear.

“You’re welcome, Demon.” Marinette murmurs back before going off to sleep.

Who would have thought that this is how his family would find out that Damian and Marinette were expecting? This would go down as the best accidental reveal in their family history.

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#maribat #daminette #ml x dc #mlb x dc #ml crossover #dc crossover #damimari #marinette x damian

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