#and she’s like no shit sherlock

[infinite-orangepeel]

robin buckley looks a little different here 👀

#this moment in every steddie fic #where steve is like ohhhhh i like boys #and she’s like no shit sherlock #robin buckley #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #fruity four #steve x eddie #ronance #stranger things #stobin #platonic soulmates stobin #stobin headcanons #steddie thoughts #steddie blurb #steddie headcanon #stranger things meme

[b4kuch1n]

THEE audiodrama disguised as podcast

#sherlock and co #s&co #sherlock holmes #john watson #mariana ametxazurra #Ive been thinking abt these design SO much lmao. even while doing other things #decided to take cues from acd/granada more. hence sherlock's headband to mimic slicked back hair #and I went with Colors bc. well first of all Im a clown. but second of all I recall some stuff abt victorian fabrics and uh. the wonder of #arsenic green etc #they were enjoying the colors I can commit to some #and. okay Im so real with u Im also a long haired john truther bc he has a podcast of course he'd have long hair but #I think its gonna take a Hot minute. currently this is still like the slightly-grown-out regulation cut #john's jacket is bc he and sherlock are 90s kids. this was a moment of enlightenment to me. I can give john every windbreaker on earth #mariana gets the jean jacket bc I like to imagine she's a y2k kid #(sherlock I think is only 90s kid in year of birth that man's childhood was skipping class to burn shit in the wood) #(but he canonically sews which I fucking love so much. he has not bought new clothes for almost a decade #if a shirt's disintegrating no it isn't. not on his watch) #a lil sad I cant figure out how to give them hats lol I feel like thats the most victorian thing there is. a stupid hat #I can at any moment give one of them a beanie. but I refuse #there are. like a Hoard of other scribbly sketches I did to get used to drawing them. but those are for me those are not for the public #and also theyre in my sketchbook and Im too lazy to scan them #happened mostly during lunar new year lol. I was getting Hard whipped then thank u s&co for carrying me thru #ok I do other things now. have this for a while ok? thank u #have a good night lads. enjoy motion

[angryducktimemachine]

Finished watching the 1967 WDR Adaptation of Sherlock Holmes and that certainly was. An experience.

#beverage umbrella you'll always be famous to me #every episode it made an appearance like a reliable and trusted companion. #it's watchable. got a lot of dry humour. not the most accurate characterization but also not one that makes me want to strangle someone #also Holmes kept going 'youre basically speaking to one person' when people asked about Watson staying in the room #mrs hudson was fantastic tho 20/20 no notes she was hilarious #she did not give a shit. #would i recommend this? only to people who are curious about what more out of pocket ideas Sherlock Holmes adaptations can come up with

[strangestcase]

Literally why are all Irene Adler posts on tumblr some shit like “Irene Norton could never heterosexually fuck Sherlock Holmes… because she’s heterosexually married to Mr. Norton before the eyes of God and the Church! hashtag love wins! what a lucky man! Now watch me project an entire personality onto this male character that shows up for a single scene! Never ever forget she takes his name after marriage like the good devoted wife she is! Respect!” Like helloooooo. Can anybody hear me.

#irene adler #sherlock holmes #acd canon #how can yall say that shit… I KNOW that she gets heterosexually married I KNOW THAT. I just wish she fucking didn’t because it’s boring!!! #appropriate for the time but boring as hell!!! I don’t give a fuck about what some old man says about the women he’s made up for a story #can you lot just put on your fucking thinking hats for a second and realize that you’re doing exactly what Those Evil Heterosexual Adapts d #which is DEFINING IRENE THROUGH THE MAN SHES CURRENTLY FUCKING? #only the X-men comics get a pass because they’re like . no actually that wasn’t a man she was marrying it was a lesbian in disguise RESPECT

[zhi-star]

Idk what is happening with me but I dreamed that Rhea @pkmnomegaverse 's gingashipping fankid was playing just dance against me but she was wearing Y2k clothes she was so stylish I had to draw it I'm not sorry 😭😭

#pokemon fankids #fankids #Dude is it normal to dream about someones fankid? #when i was drawing her I realized she low-key looks like saturn WOW no shit Sherlock #she is so pretty #just like her dad

[antirepurp]

i think some folks may need to have the word "queerbaiting" revoked from their vocabulary until they learn what it means. perhaps

#soda offers you a can #i would not make anyone watch bbc sherlock bc im not a monster but that show defines queerbaiting at every turn #two characters having a deep and meaningful relationship is not queerbaiting by itself #it requires the narrative to set them up in a very particular way where you're forced to read them as romantic #only for that same narrative to deny the existence of any romance repeatedly #bbc sherlock deliberately leads the audience to believe there's romantic tension between sherlock and john #from side characters etc repeatedly assuming they are a couple to some Very deliberate scenes #that would immediately be painted as obvious romance if one of them was a woman #however it also insists on the heterosexuality of both john and sherlock by setting the former up with several girlfriends #and turning irene adler into a quirky little crush for sherlock (who also cures her of being a lesbian i guess) #and obviously john gets a wife but she must be killed off so the homosexual tension between john and sherlock can resume #and we can keep guessing if they end up together or not #they won't. but the writing very deliberately lead the audience to believe this #that's like. shit the defines queerbaiting #it's not Real Human People not telling the world they're queer #and it's not two characters having a relationship that's got more depth than a kiddie pool #sorry. new pet peeve unlocked. or old one rediscovered im not sure

[im2tired4usernames]

@oceanlaceagate

Well ok you asked for explaining so I'm so sorry about the rant that's bound to happen I have beef with this woman like many many MANY homeschool co-op mothers I would like to meet her IN THE PIT

uh I guess trigger warning possibly would be like food diets and possibly eating disorders I'm not sure but I would rather be safe then accidentally harm you friend?

my mother was a crunchy homeschool nutter and her entire social group was crazy homeschool mom cultists.They were all obsessed with clean godly eating and losing weight they constantly kept repeating that they needed to treat their bodies like temples and it really wasn't healthy or good for so many reasons.

well one of the women in that group for as long as i can remember (I've know this lady since I was a lil kid) she believes it's impossible for European women to get fat because of *spins the wheel*

She just has some fucked up made up facts about Europe in general like WARNING SHE'S ACTUALLY ON PURPOSE STUPID

like she has for as long as I can remember believed with E V E R Y FIBER in her body (i have argued so much with her she will not budge in her world this is fact) no one once they hit preteens in france eats bread.

France home of the croissant, baguette and many other carbs bready bakery wonders...

Yeah no one there eats bread that is why French women are so thin and healthy they don't eat bread or any kind of sweets! (She and my mom then tried to make me do that for a bit they were always "suggesting" diets on me it sucked in expecting the thm diet and the melted butter+coffee+ apple cider vinegar diet to have fucked up my body somehow)

Apartly in her world no one in Ireland uses any kind of fat when I asked her to explain wtf that meant she said no one in Ireland uses oil or butter which like..

No that makes no sense where did she even come up with that?!I

Once I took a picture of like some fancy imported butter from Ireland at the store to show her and she and the other moms all straight up walked away and would not look at it. They would not talk to me kept actually doin the "talk to the hand" thing and covering their ears and telling me I'm wrong and stupid and to shut up they will not look at the evidence.

This woman is in her late forties to early fifties she has convinced half the homeschool mother cult that no one in France eats bread with no evidence other then she said so!!!!!

They honest to God believe it also!!!!

Recently she was trying to tell me that no one in the UK eats chicken that it's "looked down on as a disgusting poor man's food" she just went on n on on this long crazy rant that made no sense at all but she acted like she was very intelligent and cultured for knowing this.

My best friend and wife is from the UK and frankly i quickly asked them and they were able to point out this lady is just batshit insane.

Like my wife mentioned there's Nandos everywhere in the UK and that serves chicken mainly I have no clue where she's getting her info or ideas.

She got super angry amd defensive and has gone off saying she has two sources "two very reliable very real and very British people who totally aren't made up there her real Facebook friends that told her yup no one in the uk eats chicken only the USA makes fried chicken poor England is missing out on chicken because they're a bunch of snobs who think it's poor people food" so that's what she believes despite a lot of common sense and evidence to prove otherwise but "how dare I question an elder?!'

I really can't explain it like there's no logic or facts in it I myself don't understand it? I have gotten into many fights with this women.

So many fight

so so so many fights

Stupid amounts of fights

not just over this but like over everything under the sun I swear this woman is living a different reality then everyone else.

she just makes stuff up on a fly and then somehow convinces herself and like a dozen other women in they're 40s-50s that everyone in Europe is significantly skinner because they just happen to not eat the food that one lady dislikes...

like I can't really explain more then that this woman has no evidence, refuses to listen to evidence and has the firmest faith in stupidity I've ever seen it's truly kinda terrifying i wish i had her self confidence but also just wow....

I don't think that she's normal I think a lot of American children do actually learn about other countries? I learned about other countries when I was really young my mom would focus on one a month and then I'd have to do a lil presentation at the end of the month in front of my grandad and we'd cook a meal with some traditional foods from there if possible I had a lot of fun learning recipes from all over the world and we'd get a monthly cd with music from all over the world it was so cool! one of my favorite games when I was little with my grandad was he'd spin the globe point at random n then i had to say thw county, the capital, a famous food item from there and one history fact is famous person if I knew one and it was SO MUCH FUN!!!

maybe it's a new homeschool thing or a church thing or maybe this lady is just straight up purposely stupid I'm not sure? I have no fuckin clue this woman is insane I avoid her every chance I can.

#rants #ignore me I'm stupid #just yeah #she was one of my mom's bffs and lord she made life hell #Narnia a book written by a Catholic man with DJ much religious imagery and symbolism in every single book in the book series #and progressively gets more n more christan the further into the series you get #was evil and satanic #she yelled at me for liking old yeller #she was CRAZY #but the scary thing is she got a lot of women believing her every word especially European diet shit it was CRAZY #only Americans have addresses no one else dose i guess according to her she got my grandma to believe that for a bit until i pointed out #THE MILLIONS OF BOOKS WRITTEN BY A BILLION AUTHORS ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT MENTION ATREET NAMES AND ADDRESSES #LIKE EXAMPLES PRIDE N PREJUDICE AND SHERLOCK HOLMES HABE ADDRESSES MENTIONED #JUST TWO BOOKS NOT WRITTEN BY AMERICAN OR RECENT WITH ADDRESSES #that got my gran to think a bit but that lady thinks they must have been influenced by Americans aomehow shes SO STUPID IT FILLS ME W RAGE #her daughter told me jesus didn't eat seafood and seafood was unbibical #i.... I do not understand #like do you know where jesus lived do you know what some of his friend's jobs was or like the sermon on the Mount #dis you not read the Bible? why you mad ay me for eating all the time #now that i think of it a lot of times her crazy food things tend to be things i was currently eating kr talking about that i enjoyed eating #huh #weirdo lady #she yelled at me for eating two Oreos once #like yeah i wasn't being greedy but yeah she really got mad over that #now that my mom's passed she texts me randomly because she misses my mom n i think she wants me to fill the void i feel kinda bad for her #but i can't #i can't be her friend not after the shit she influenced my mom too be so cruel to me in the name of God growing up #i will not be her friend #that and she's stupid ofcorse people eat chicken bread and butter that's kinda the most basic human foods i feel like #EVERYBODY HAS BREAD EVERYWHERE BREAD IS THE MOST HUMAN THING

[drdemonprince]

now i understand on an emotional level how it feels to really want to read a book and connect with an authors understanding of the world and to not be able to. a rare experience for an american english speaker who is spoiled with access and by being centered literally all of the time. obviously i understood intellectually the scope of this problem before all this but because i dont have empathy its still emotionally instructive to actually experience it myself

#have i mentioned that im pretty confident from how agnes callard writes and thinks that she also does not have empathy #like not having empathy does not make you evil or an asshole but it sure does make ME very fucking daft about all emotions including mine #and her kind of curiosity and bafflement at all relationships and feelings and her need to intellectually mediate them feels very familiar #unfortunately many therapists mistake this for over intellectualizing feelings as a distancing maneuver #but no #some of us really do just have to think this shit out #doing a fucking bbc sherlock corny ass deduction montage in my head just to figure out im hungry or some shit

[namorian]

#and i mean this in the most unkind way #doctor who hell #12doc hell #love michelle gomez but i want to hit moffat's characterization of the master to death with hammers #why would the master call himself MISSY this is just nonsense like no i'm sorry #and being so desperate for the doctor in a different kind of unhinged way that's like ONLY used on women is so vile #like yeah the master is always a Massive Freak about the doctor but this is only being written LIKE THIS bc she's a women now #moffat villains who give off the same rancid dogshit vibes #his run thus far in doctor who has been less shit than i'd anticipated i now see how people got tricked into thinking sherlock was good #it's less blatantly bad than i'd thought it be it's more insidious in it's dogshit writing but now that missy's actually Doing Things #i can see the seams more and more and not even doctor who being a trashy camp scifi hodgepodge can save it

[birues]

Keep your secrets

A small thing i just wrote after doing the second part of Myths of the Realm! G'raha and Tuana are having a convo abt Deryk!

***

"You're suspecting something."

G'raha Tia says, after inspecting her friend's face. That razor sharp focus on their mysterious traveling companion. Tuana hides her smirk under her cup, taking a smal gulp from the ale.

"What gave it away?"

"The way you act around him..." He puts his hands under his chin, pondering. "Let's say it reminds me a little bit how you acted around me... On the First."

Her loud laugh graces the inn and G'raha smiles, with a slight embarrassment on his part. His friend, after all, never misses a chance to tease people around her. And he can see the cogs on her mind turning. He is to be the next victim of her incorrigible wit.

"It's not my fault if you suck at keeping your identities secret."

"I do not suck keeping my identity secret. You're just—" He takes a frustrated breath, which only fuels Tuana's shit-eating grin. "I'll have you know, none but you suspected me on the First."

She pats his back. "Oh, don't you worry, Raha. If it's any consolation, his disguise is a lot worse than yours."

#ffxiv #g'raha tia #warrior of light #Tuana tag #endwalker spoilers #tbh raha did an excellent job but Tuana is literally sherlock #like. all that Mandeville quests she just knows shit sorry raha. sorry deryk. sorry hades

[necromycologist]

yeah they have a really strong family resemblance (the fandom mischaracterizes them in the same ways)

#this is about a lot of things but mostly #enola holmes #bcs I forgot how ass the movies are compared to the books like thanks queen remove enolas entire driving motivation and conflict why dontch #enola was HURT by her mother she didn’t WANT to be alone she was isolated and her character arc is about making the CHOICE to connect! #similarly sherlock isn’t isolated above human concerns an asshole etc etc #he’s a good detective because he notices clues but he’s a GOOD detective because he notices people! not as fools or as witnesses but as ppl #‘haha enola and tewkesbury girlboss malewife’ im hitting you over the head with a cartoonishly large fountain pen. #21st century girlbossification of period-accurate progressive characters actually makes me want to commit arson #SHE. WOULD NOT. FUCKING. DO THAT. OH MY FUCKING SHIT THE CORSET THING AGAIN IM GONNA SNAPFJASKDLAFJCSAKAJSDKFGBDBD #um. anyway. these tags got a little out of hand methinks. posting ‘em nonetheless tho. #home cooked hijinks

[sp3llboundgirl]

I wish my psychiatrist was more interested in actually listening to me than trying to prove that she's right about everything 🙃

#she uses up all of our appointment time telling me stuff i already know #or just ignoring me and pretending that im dumb and self diagnosing with every single mental illness which im not even close to doing #people like her motivate me so much to work in the mental health field #i finally convinced her that i have ptsd but of course she had to say that not everyone who would be in my situation would develop ptsd #and i probably did because im an exessively anxious person #and she doesnt believe im autistic because according to her autistic people are emotionally disconnected and only ever think with logic #and she doesnt see that in me #she told me that im not full on autistic but neurodivergent because i have autistic traits but not enough #she asked me if i wanted her to write down the word neurodivergent for me to look it up later #and i was like its okay i already know that word.. #then at some point she was like “youre not schizophrenic” and i said no and she said “youre not bipolar” and i said no #and then she said “you have anxiety problems” and i said yes #but i said no shit sherlock in my head lmao #i never said i thought i was schizophrenic or bipolar so idk why she was telling me this in the hopes of offending me #oh and she says i used to have a problem with cutting myself only because of teenage hormones so thats wonderful

[mushroomteddy]

"do this intense and expensive skin care routine if you want your skin to stay as youthful and beautiful as mine" and then it's just a 27 year old

#my mom's skin is flawless and aside from some eye wrinkles it's still very soft and smooth #and she's 50 #like yeah no shit you have youthful skin while being YOUNG sherlock

[toasty-self-shipping]

I fr hate those exposing/calling out YouTubers because 90% of them are doing it for clout reasons and acting like the person they are exposing just got caught knowing damn they always been a creep but didn’t care until more people started talking about them and decided to join in for the views

#like no shit Sherlock WE BEEN KNEW ABOUT IT and don’t get me started on the vizepop ones they be like #‘ahem these are all lies and she never did anything wrong 🥺🥺🥺’ I WILL RIP YOUR SPINE OUT like please stop being a dickrider

[fahbee]

In the least surprising news ever, Amanda Abbington is a terf. And she thinks we need to protect kids from drag queens. Turns out the woman who got mad at fans for making porny gay fan art featuring a character played by her then-partner because one day her son might find it in a google search, when her then-partner had already made at least one film featuring full frontal nudity of his cock, is not an ally after all…

#I never liked her #and I hated her Mary Morstan #I have zero evidence but I’ve always felt like Sherlock is the reason she and MF broke up #and the reason why her MM was uh written that way and given *that* background and storyline #I think many people out of love/friendship with AA tried to unqueer John Watson #like this is my utterly unfounded totally based on vibes theory #she hated how big the johnlock ship was among the fans #she hated how gay the show was #so when she gets added to the cast #of course her role is the cockblocking MM #and then her friends who created and write the show make MM into an assassin?? #who gets to shoot sherlock in the chest #gets forgiven and taken back by John #somehow becomes close friends with the man she shot in cold blood #then sacrifices her life for him out of nowhere #dies ‘heroically’ in johns arms #comes back in video and hallucination form!!! #and then has the last line in the fucking show??? #a stupid fucking line about how all that matters is their ‘stories’ and calls them ‘her boys’ or some shit 🙄🙄🙄 #all I’m saying is that clearly some fuckery happened when/as a result of AA joining the show #her being a terf and anti-drag are no surprise #considering how she freaked out over johnlock fan art

[gideonisms]

grits teeth this anxiety is just an excuse to treat myself better that's all this is telling me. It's just the sign to go on more walks and make myself my favorite tea and read more. Things that WILL feel good and luxurious so help me

#going to win at self care something that is normal to want and possible to achieve #knowing for a fact i'm never anxious about the thing i think i am and i'll figure out 2 years from now what this was about #but still having random intrusive thoughts and judging myself for everything i've ever done is like. #guess i will just stew in this! until unspecified date my brain decides things are better. rolls eyes this shit again #>:/ #things that should feel fine do not feel fine i can't tell if they're really not or if i'm just having feelings at random #love to be the sherlock holmes of my own fucking life trying to figure out what's going on when the causes for this in the past have been #everything from actually horrible job to didn't read enough to too much noise in the morning to actual depression to not enough interaction #to too much interaction #like? give me a clue here #am i upset about insert event this fall or am i sad i got a b on a recent paper. hello?? #side note this is so funny i put more personal details into this recent paper bc the professor said we should #got a worse grade than my sterile infodumps. back to infodumping it is! experiment concluded #it was also 30 minutes late maybe that's why #she also just skipped grading a presentation i did? like just. wasn't on there #idk man i might just take the b for the class trying to decide if i care enough to email to be like #you have skipped. assignments