The Five Names of Ice Kazansky (Girl!Ice Orthodox Jew!Ice) + Glossary of Terms
* I was super bored at my conference and wrote this on a napkin because I was having Jewish thoughts on naming 😎 💁🤷*
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To be a Jew is to struggle with God — it's the first thing little Hadassah Tzabarit Kazansky learns in this life.
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She questions for the first time at six years old as Dassy, Rabbi Kazansky’s sharp-tongued little girl and now, as his only child.
“Abba?” Dassy asks him, holding his big hand in her smaller pair as they toss handfuls of dirt into her twin brother’s grave, “Why did Feivel die?”
Rabbi Kazansky takes his only living child into his arms as he answers, “You already know, zeeskeit. He had lymphoma, he was very sick.”
“But why?” She asks again, with the unfailing trust of a child. “Why did God take him away? He was ours.”
“No,” Her father says as tears drip down his cheeks and into his beard, “Feivel was not ours, just as you are not mine. Our children are gifts, Dassy, but they are only borrowed; we raise our children to leave us. Sometimes they stay in this world to do that and sometimes they do not.”
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When her mother dies, she is Hadassah.
She sits by herself at the funeral, wearing a black dress that’s too long and too loose across her chest to be comfortable. But nothing is comfortable anymore, not when her mother is lying in an aron under the earth and everyone is talking about her like she isn’t sitting ten feet away from them.
There’s dirt under her nails from yesterday, when she had climbed the biggest tree in the shul garden to put an empty bird’s nest back from where it had fallen. She had slipped on the way back down and torn a hole in her tights; Rabbi Moskowitz’s wife, Miriam, had given her an extra pair with a smile. What will we do with you, Hadassah?
She had spent the entire morning fixing her two thick braids, pulling them so tight that the blond curls didn’t bunch out at any angle, then redoing them again when they didn’t match. It took five tries to make them look perfect. She had pinned both plaits back with one of her mother’s favorite tichels, folding it so it held back her braids instead of covering her whole head. She didn’t have any black dresses, so she was forced to tug out one of her mother’s from her closet, feeling a bit like she was stealing.
Hadassah, my Dassy. Her mother would say. You’ve gotten so big while I’ve been away.
Her torn ribbon flutters against her neck and she shoves it down angrily.
She doesn’t want to cry in a room of alte makhsheyfes and alter cockers that she doesn’t know. It’s silly and childish, but all she wants is for her mother to wake up and take her home.
But dead is dead and Goldie Kazansky is very dead.
“Hadassah, are you alright?”
Rabbi Moskowitz sits down beside her, his brown eyes doleful and sad. He shifts until one of his knees sits curled on the bench, regarding her softly and waiting until she’s ready to speak. He does the same thing when she sits in his office every Tuesday morning to practice for her Bat Mitzvah, letting her take her time with the text until she’s ready to talk to him about it. But nothing is right anymore, it’s Tuesday morning and her mother is dead.
She shrugs, tugging on her right braid and staring out the window, watching a little blue bird hop around in the grass. Her Rabbi doesn’t say anything, he just waits.
“Excuse me, Lev. Can I have a minute with her?”
Rabbi Kazansky sits down beside her, in the wreckage of the only life she's ever known.
She falls into her father’s arms with a low sob, “I don't understand!” She cries, twelve years old and distraught, “Why would God take her away too?!”
Her father says nothing, he just rocks her and sings a nigun until her tears run dry.
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The day she meets her best-friend, she is Ice.
Ice Kazansky, the Ice Queen, buries Hadassah and Dassy as far down as she can reach. She smiles with nothing but a mouthful of pretty, perfect teeth as her Academy classmates call her a frigid bitch, something not to be touched, and she shows them just how desperately their performances are wanting.
She is a flawless pilot and she is ice: cold, and unfeeling until she ends anyone who gets too close.
“Ron Kerner,” Her fourth RIO introduces himself, all six feet and four inches of smarmy ego that she doesn't have time for. “But you can call me whatever you please, sweetheart.”
She blinks at him, glacial and unforgiving, and on their first hop together: she rolls them, hanging them inverted until he pukes.
“You really are an icy bitch.” He moans as he spits up on the tarmac.
Ice just smiles and turns sharply to grab her third cup of coffee from the mess, not a hair out of place, and according to her classmates — barely human. No one speaks to her as she marches past, no one reaches out.
“I’m sorry,” Kerner tells her later, pushing his plate of bacon towards her as some kind of peace offering. She instantly shakes her head, decades of lessons kicking in before she can stop herself. He looks so damn dejected that she allows herself a moment of — something. She wavers, reaching out.
She takes his dry toast, with a soft, “I don't eat meat.”
“Oh.” He says, dark eyes wide. “Ever?”
He's inching closer to things that she doesn't want to explain, kashrut and observance, and being an Orthodox Jewish woman but also being everything that an Orthodox Jewish woman is not. How, in her community, she would have already been married with a baby on each hip — how that was a life she had wanted so badly for so long… until she was told it was all she could ever have.
“Ever.” She says instead, hating the lie.
“I’ll remember that, Kazansky.” He hums with a smile that makes him softer, kinder. He has warm eyes too and honey-brown hair that curls up at the ends, her RIO with his awful callsign — Slider.
“Ice,” She corrects, even as he goes red at the memory of his insult.
“Ice.” He says and she finds that she likes the sound of her cruel epithet in his mouth.
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The day she falls in love, she is the Queen.
The little gremlin has no idea how close he is to hitting the nail on the head — she is Hadassah, but also anything but.
“Icy!” She somehow hears over the throng and almost rolls her eyes behind her shades, recognizing that lackadaisical voice and the only person in the world who calls her Icy.
He's a memory, an old friend, a first kiss and the first of many hefty guilt spirals at eighteen, in a world so different from the one she had grown up in. He had been three years older than her then, still was, and had seemed so much wiser than her at twenty-one. But now, at twenty-six, she knows how young they both were.
Still, the last she heard, Loosey Goosey Bradshaw was off getting married and having a baby, not frequenting the O Club in Miramar. Her cold eyes sweep the crowd and she only narrowly finds him, waving at her from the bar — lanky and jovial as ever. She doesn't smile, but she could have. She's missed him. “Hey! C’mere, I got someone for you to meet!”
She follows her marching orders, letting his voice wash over her as it starts being audible over the pounding pop music.
“Here she is, the best of the best — Ice Queen Kazansky. It's how she flies, Mav: ice-cold, no mistakes and I'm just warning you now, pal. If you get bored and do something stupid, she’s got you.”
He's bent over double, giving a life lesson to the short, stocky young man beside him. Ice has half a foot on the boy and that's being generous — he’s tiny. He smiles from ear-to-ear when he sees her though, full of lust and ignorance, and she thinks of that one film that Slider’s been making her see at the drive-ins every few weeks now: Gremlins.
“She could have me all the time if she wants.” The little cowboy drawls and Ice ignores him completely, only to raise an eyebrow at her old friend, no wedding ring in sight.
“Hey there, Bradshaw,” She intones, flat and bored, but Nick knows her well enough to pick up on the undercurrent of amusement there. “Odd place to hang out for a married man.”
He goes a little red at that, flushing up to his eyebrows and she steals his Budweiser to cast her eyes over the crowd again as she sips, “Slider should be around here somewhere, I think you just missed him on the way to his latest crash and burn.”
The little guy clears his throat, for what must be at least the second time, if his uppity attitude is indicative of anything specific.
“Goose,” He announces, all bluster and no bite with those big teeth of his. “I think the Queen’s lost that lovin’ feeling.”
Beside her, Ice’s old friend blanches bony white. “Nope. No, Mav. She hasn't, she really hasn't.” He's making slicing motions across his neck and for a moment, she's concerned about his blood pressure and the vein twitching at his temple. “Mav,” He hisses, so low that she almost misses it, “No.”
“Actually, Goose.” Those bottle-green eyes fan over her, assessing for some soft spot that she doesn't have. She lets him try. “I think she has.”
The little thing grabs Nick by the wrist and drags him in the direction of the jukebox. Ice merely hums and lets them go, sipping on her free drink.
She doesn't expect the serenade, nor does she expect the way her heart bottoms out or the way her lips tremble against the cold glass of her bottle.
You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips…
This maneuver is not recoverable and she can't eject.
Pete Mitchell is going to destroy her entire life, or maybe — he’ll give her a new one.
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He does give her that new one, three years after they get married — Golda Helen Mitchell, named at a Zeved Habat for his mother and hers.
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Glossary of terms:
Zeved Habat — naming ceremony for a baby girl
Hadassah — Hebrew name for Queen Esther
zeeskeit — Yiddish term of endearment similar to sweetheart
Kashrut — kosher dietary laws
Rabbi — a leader, both religious and otherwise, in the Jewish community and a teacher
Aron — a casket
Tichel — the head covering of a Jewish woman after marriage
Bat Mitzvah — the coming of age for a Jewish girl
Shul — synagogue, Jewish place of worship
Alte Makhsheyfe — Yiddish insult meaning old witch
Alter cocker — Yiddish insult meaning (annoying) old person
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