"Alright, here we go!" The bartender announces, leaning up to place the drinks on the bar.
"That's one whiskey, neat—" He says, sliding the lowball cocktail glass with amber liquid in front of Eddie.
"—And one Whammin' Slammin' Booty-Bangin' Pina Colada."
He places the extravagant cocktail in front of Steve. It's decorated to the nines with a straw, an umbrella, a piece of pineapple, and a little bit of tinsel on a toothpick. A whole party decoration in a drink.
"You guys have a good night." The bartender says warmly, already moving down the bar to tend to other customers.
Eddie stares down at the whiskey in the glass before him and pouts a little. Beside him and watching his boyfriend closely, Steve rolls his eyes.
"Oh, quit being dramatic," Steve says, sliding the cocktail across the bar so it's in front of Eddie, who had ordered it. He steals the glass of whiskey back at the same time.
"It happens every time."
"It happens most times."
"That isn't much better!" Eddie protests, even as he leans down and takes a long sip from the straw while they both get to their feet and leave the bar. Steve's hunting for a table they can snag, his eyes narrowed in focus. Eddie follows him blindly, his cocktail cupped in both hands.
"I'm serious, Steve! What is it about this adorable face—" He says, gesturing to himself, barely letting go of the straw to talk. It doesn't seem to faze him that Steve doesn't even glance back. "—Says I don't want to enjoy a Whammin' Bammin' Big Booty Colada?"
Steve comes to a stop, pausing his search for a moment to look back at Eddie. His expression seems unimpressed on the surface but Eddie can see his lips twitching up at the corners.
"We've had this conversation too many times, babe." He sighs halfheartedly and takes a quick sip of his own whiskey, eyes casting back out across the bar. "You have scary dog energy, you know this. You specifically dress like this on purpose."
Eddie picks up the pineapple wedged on the edge of his glass and bites into it, sending it down with another sip of his cocktail as Steve leads them further into the back of the bar. He finally spots a spare empty table.
"C'mon, I think I found one." Steve urges, one hand snaking back to make sure Eddie's following.
"Is it a crime to wish to not fall victim to stereotypes?" Eddie prattles on, following Steve duly by slipping his hand into Steve's outstretched one. His cocktail wobbles precariously as he takes another gulp.
"Like when that waitress gave me your awful black coffee! And you got my delicious delicacy that I paid extra hard-earned money for..."
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i like to think that when steve and eddie go out, people always lean into their assumptions and are like hmm ok preppy boy with the polo? oh he gets the fruity cocktail! and eddie is always like >:( i don't want this expensive puddle of piss gimme the bonanza supreme cocktail pls. like excuse me i paid for that.
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Ahem. I know what other brushes LO uses ;)
(Forewarning: most of these brushes are from early LO and as such aren't used anymore. I will put an * next to the recent brushes Rachel uses.)
Pastels, Gouache, and other textured brushes (used mainly for backgrounds):
Pastel Palooza (Kyle's Megapack)
Pastella (Kyle's Megapack)
Fat Fun 100 (Kyle's Megapack)
Fat Fun Spongy (Kyle's Megapack)
Hard Square Pastel (Kyle's Winter 2019 set) *
Pigmentia (Kyle's Fall 2021 set) *
Sheriff Coal (Kyle's Spring 2022 set) *
Watercolors (used for backgrounds like clouds and texture)
500 Giant (Kyle's Watercolors)
Medium Wash Texture (Kyle's Watercolors)
Soft Irregular Wash 150 (Kyle's Watercolors)
Soft Wash 120 (Kyle's Watercolors)
FX:
Kyle's Splatter Brushes - Splatter Bot C (Kyle's Splatter set)
Stars 1 and 2 (Kyle's Splatter set)
Pressure rake (Kyle's Rake set) (warning: while this brush can be imported into CSP, this brush only properly works in Photoshop and Procreate because of their specific brush engines that allow 360 brush tip rotation)
Wet Ink Dynamic (Kyle's Splatter set)
Wet Ink Random (Kyle's Splatter set)
Bird Mix (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Bird Mix Vintage (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Break Glass (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Crackup (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Downpour (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Gulls 1 and 2 (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Manga Line Varied (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Manga Lines Broken (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Any of the smoke brushes (Kyle's Concept brushes) (warning: like the pressure rake brush, they work properly in Photoshop or Procreate)
Get the concept brush set. I'm not joking.
The entirety of Kyle's Winter 2022 set (Rachel is using these for how winter looks in the mortal realm) *
Foliage:
Fall Color Save (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Foliage Color Mix (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Foliage Mix 2, 3, and 4 (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Foliage Mix Dry 1 and 2 (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Brancher Big, Medium, and Small (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Foliage Pro 1 - 8 (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Foliage Small Color (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Foliage Ground cover (Kyle's Concept brushes)
Maddy Bellwoar's Ghibli-inspired brush sets* (can be found on Gumroad for the cheapest price)
Hope that helps!
listen here my dear sweet anon
first of all, there is no forewarning needed here that these are mostly from early LO, early LO is what I'm dying to recapture so you already struck gold and you can stop digging (or don't, because holy shit finding this in my inbox was like christmas for puff round 2)
second, i hope you're happy choosing this timeline where you're my new bestie because goddamn this is COMPREHENSIVE
and third (and most importantly) how in the flying FUCK did you know about some of these
like it's clear at this point rachel uses a lot of the kyle webster brushes, i kinda figured that out ages ago and it was just a matter of figuring out which ones she uses which you've done me the solid of putting together for me
but the ghibli background set?? the brushes that are exclusive to the newest episodes ??
either you've just become the champion of being the most hyperfixated on old LO orrrrr you know something we don't and there's a reason you're using the anon tag-
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