#and none were blonde

[jaggedjot]

Choosing to believe that the coven are not going to retroactively punish Claudia for having broken their laws by attempting to kill one vampire and succeeding with another, but for the far more serious infraction of giving Armand an opportunity to rant to the theatre troupe, yet again, about how brilliant Lestat is, how he is a better actor than any of them, how Armand definitely does not miss him, how (presumed) big his

#really hoping that 'the finest actor to ever walk our stage' and 'our co-founder' are from the same scene rather than different takes #as the mental image of the theatre troupe's faces when Armand confidently declares this blond man #(who none of them have met and was on stage likely for decades less than some of them were) #to be a better actor than any of them #that is hilarious #Claudia #Armand #Lestat de Lioncourt #Interview with the Vampire

[svampira]

#wip #theyre thumbnails ofc but i feel like none of these work #the ideas for the design are. it has to stay sexy and he is chaotic evil masquerading as lawful good #also looking at like. 90s fashion more than im looking at actual armors for ref #the red griffithesque jewellery is because hes a blackguard so a knight who serves a devil the way paladins serve the dnd gods or whatever #i will probably render all of them d #i like the fb armor cause its the one giving prince charming the most but its not very elias... #also hes blond cause i want him to not look the same as his v/tm counterpart. but thats his natural hair there as well #the red streaks and swords are always in relation to his patron #idk whether to go full dn/d or just make it regular fantasy... #i think i like the chainmail idea the moat #MOST #it makes sense cause hes the son of a duke whose memories were erased with his devil pact so hiding his face does fit but hes too vain

[bethisblogging]

They’re calling the all-hot-pink clothing trend Barbiecore… babes that’s just Elle Woods. Barbie doesn’t just wear hot pink, but you know my girl Elle MADE pink trendy

#low key don’t understand the clothing aesthetics thing bc I have like three styles and none are truly aesthetic but #truly tho some of these all pink looks DO slay #and like honestly would be down to dress like Barbie just… what they were showing was more Elle Woods than Barbie #Elle woods core #barbiecore #lmao mine #legally blonde

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

things 10 does that make yaz feel like oh yeah this is her doctor alright: flying the tardis, when he gets all nerdy abt sciency stuff

things 10 does that make yaz stare in stunned disbelief: flirty as fuck?? timelords this timelords that

things 10 does that make yaz zone out for five minutes entertaining fantasies that are confusing in the way only things involved with time travel can be: brainy specs

#10: yaz. yaz. yaz. YASMIN KHAN #yaz: whAt #10: i was talking. you stopped listening #yaz: im listening #looks at him. still wearing the glasses. beat. he gets it. he grins #yaz: nO. no. no! no. it's not you. dont get any ideas! #10 smirking bc he knows the effect he has on girls and it's kind of annoying it hasnt been working on yaz so far: 😘 #yaz: you wish #i think my favourite thing abt the yaz&10 dynamic im imagining is that it is and will be always entirely platonic #like truly little sibling vibes theres a lot of chemistry they work together WELL. but none of it is even remotely romantic #was talking to leslie and they were like. at every cute blonde girl 10 would be like *wistful sigh* rose and yaz would be the same but abt1 #which is confusing in the way only time travel can be again #and they would have fun with it #start trying to one-up each other impressing cute girls #neither of them truly interested in actually inviting those girls on board #it's just a game it's a little competition. it's bonding between THEM #to be the most charming doctor #there really is a lot abt this vibe with christina that i think he'd have with yaz too #except the lord&lady thing i said #but maybe thats just bc theyre in the same period for 10 #christina doesnt get on board bc 10 is scared the same way as 13 was #but yaz wont give him the chance to not let her on board. she just walks in #yaz&10

[yakny]

"the morally ambiguous man before him, encompassing the blurry line between coercion and persuasion"

I present to you: The Handler

#no alt text #LN #THE FIRES ARE REACHING US #LN original character #my oc art #The Handler #(doesn't have a name yet. i just know it has to start with a. ''alonzo'' or ''alphonse'' are currently top contenders. we'll see.) #the aesthetics of this character is 1940s noir movies. jazzy undertones. neon bar lights and singers. angels. world heavy secrets. #*me snapping my fingers* ''I've traveled the world and the seven seas. Everybody's looking for something'' 🎙️😔 #he was originally going to have black jet hair but... he reminded me too much of another LN character and i cannot lie: #the man's working the golden honey blonde hair. it softens his rotten character. listen. i NEEDED a north kingdom villain and none of the #canon ones were cutting it. they're either greedy or aloof. i needed someone charming. with goals. with no remorse. #someone to set this kingdom on fire and not even be sorry about it. YES. Y E S. ''the fires are reaching us'' indeed. #''You’ve sent me out to burn. Now here I am‚ BURNING. You shouldn’t have started fires you had no chance of putting out.'' #still not over agata's line to him. ooh! OOOOH!!! you're doing amazing babygirl 👏😭!!! #yeah. yeah. 🧍‍♂️🛋️ #sorry im like this. im currently listening to cinematic cover of ''sweet dreams'' by kat leon and it's doing something to me

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

haven’t been doing my required reading…. don’t worry about it of course but i’m literally so bad at this… i also haven’t been doing my required movie watching but that was at least expected so who cares

#and furthermore i haven’t been doing my required reading/movie watching that’s supposed to go together #and because of THAT one i’m behind schedule for march #not that i ever had a schedule #well. actu i do have a schedule. because of a certain. blonde. 🙄 #you know what don’t worry about any of it. basically i need to fucking finish rereading lady midnight #but that’s not what any of the other parts of the post were about. #but most importantly i need to get back to my assigned movie watching because this is pathetic fr #ok sorry none of this post will make sense to you guys #i have to give myself homework now that i’m a college graduate #in many ways you could say i’m getting a doctorate in cassie studies… #beth.txt

[linalilia]

typing this so that i won't forget it bc. this is wild

so uh. i really am feeling really sick rn and i almost passed out so i had to force myself to go to sleep and i slept for like two hours and woke up but had like one of the weirdest dreams ever

long story short i was inside my brain and my brain was portrayed as this huge building with many different floors and each floor represented a certain thought of mine or a certain need/desire and before i got to explore them, i had to ask some people to come with me and they were already waiting for me and i don't remember this part clearly but i remember mizuki from pjsk being there and i think yuno was there too and when i asked "why are you all here" they replied with "what do you mean? we are all a part of you". i don't remember exploring the floors that well but what i do remember is that when we were done, they all left, but i saw this really pretty blonde woman walk out of the elevator and she caught me staring at her, laughed and went "well, i represent a certain part of you too", noticed that i'm feeling cold, gave me her coat, kissed me on the cheek and left

girl is this all some kind of sign from the universe

#im so sorry if none of this makes sense it's very hard for me to type rn dfjfhjlk #but the fact that i remembered the blonde woman part and not the “exploring my brain” part. yeah very in character for me #did my brain just kinassign me mizuki and yuno 😭 though tbh i feel like i know why they were there #lina talks about stuff #okay im going back to sleep #also this is so funny. the woman from my dream made me feel so loved and cared for but i woke up and went #“is this a sign from god that if i want my anxiety to leave i just need to get bitches” #also fun fact. i never see myself in my dreams i see everything from my pov but in this dream i finally could see myself #i feel like it means something

[lotus-pear]

in lieu of recent art, have these drawings i did for my english ii class for our julius caesar final project

#the duality of my art style sometimes is appalling even to me #the prompt was to draw your favorite character so i did my take on cassius🥲 #and the second was illustrate a scene #so like i obviously chose the one where cassius was like ''brutus dearest wouldest thou like to murder caesar perchance'' #the teacher thought it was so good she printed it out and framed it but i got a 98 bc i forgot to put my citations in alphabetical order #also she said bro literally none of the romans were blonde #like the only inhabitants of the republic at that time that were blonde were the slaves from gaul which is present day france #also like everyone in julius caesar is like 40+ so she asked me why he looked like a college freshman about to commit murder🤡🤡 #i did not have an answer #the only art i've done recently is for school hgsajhdkfjfvfk i need to get a life #I'M LITERALLY STILL SO MAD I GOT A 98 ON THIS BC I DIDN'T PUT MY STUPID CITATIONS IN ORDER #MLA FORMAT CAN GET STABBED 23 TIMES IDC #julius caesar #lotus draws

[azol-otl]

Not Reverse Robins or Scrambled Birds but a secret third thing: A Step to the Left.

Not  Dick > Jason > Tim > Steph > Damian, 

but Jason > Tim > Steph > Damian > Dick*.

But not only them. Every sidekick with a legacy name gets shifted one spot. (No I’m not counting the Golden Age because I’m not combing through that ).

This means that Jason’s Titans team is him, Mia (Speedy), Jackson (Aqualad), Cassie (Wonder Girl), and Bart (Impulse but y’know he was KF II in the comics).

The NTT team including Starfire, Changeling, Raven, and Cyborg stays the same since they’re the only ones with those names. Cass gets lumped in here because Jason actually wants to do college/is becoming disillusioned about cape life and the idea of Kori learning Cass's body language is too good to pass up.

Tim gets one (1) cape friend (because Jason only got one) and it’s Zachary Zatara because it has to be a d-lister who deals with that disaster Teen Titans era.

Stephanie gets Jon (Superboy), Yara (Wonder Girl II now), and Irey (Because guess what it’s Impulse on the team and not KF which means we get Impulse II). Secret, Cissie, Anita, Slobo etc. all stay the same.

Damian doesn’t get anyone until he becomes Batgirl.

Duke literally gets Damian’s exact canon team but it’s Kon instead of Jon and probably won’t end with them committing war crimes.

If the character in that placement dies in canon then the new character in that placement also dies (i.e. Jason dies so Tim will die/ Kon dies so Jon will die).

But there will be changes because these are different characters so not all of them would react the same.

For example, Jason and Cass are the first Robin and Batgirl, but Cass becomes Nightwing while Jason becomes Oracle because I feel like Jason generally fits Barbara’s character better than Cass does (which is a fucking shame because Oracle being someone named Cassandra should be a no brainer but yeah).

 Or how Barbara should be Batgirl number three, but it’s actually Damian because Cass would see their similarities between them and offer him Batgirl (which he refuses at first but after his disastrous run as Robin he sees how Batgirl would fit his strengths better).

 Also I refuse to believe that Jason and Cass would let Dick out as Robin so young so he’s benched until later and his place is taken up by Duke and instead of Leviathan it’s Gnomon.

#I actually have a lot of thoughts about this but I didn't want to word vomit it all up like I normally do #No lie Damian becoming Batgirl III was not planned but because it started off with Cass it honestly felt right #So now him and Stephanie parallel each other so much more than I planned with the whole 3 identities cycle of Original > R > BG> OG #Also Robins 1 3 and 5 (the ones who were actually focused on for a time) are all Gotham natives with strong ties to the people #So that feels right #Also also Mia and Jason both being on the same team and having similar traumas while comics were finally starting to tackle these things #Tim has to deal with all the shit Jason did including starting off as a Blonde Jason clone (hey Timmy Todd) #Being victim blamed for his death for nearly 20 years and brought back as a villain #Then left with writers who hate him and made him ugly *and* stupid #then left with Lobdell and having the fans of his teammates blame him and his fans for things that they had no control over #other notes I didn't put in include Cass's cover is that she's Jason's cousin via Willis who was adopted and it turns out to be true #Stephanie 'Ambiguously Gay' Brown with her team full of Women who can crush her like a bug #Cass 'Are you sure she's straight' Wayne and her Gal Pal Koriand'r #Jason and Bart's wild 50 years where they surprise everyone including the writers and editors #since none of their love interests stuck but the chemistry they had with each other was off the charts #so their friendship read more as a slow-burn annoyances to friends to lovers that was totally on purpose guys and became canon p52 #like right before the reboot because the writer was like "Fuck it we're rebooting anyways! #if you feel like it's unfair that Tim and Damian gets no friends remember that I didn't shift teams at all only the people in them #so they get dealt Jason and Stephanie's canon hands #Don't come at me with 'uhm Robin is DICK'S nam'e' that retcon happened 50 years after the character #I can do the exact same with any character #great another essay in the tags #azol's posts

[eldritchaccident]

[pm] Hey. Hi [...] Hey. I'm I I'm sorry for I don't I know it's not your fault I just I'm not she's I can't [.....] I'm sorry, I shouldn't have I know I shouldn't be [...] But like fuck, Ted. That was so stupid and reckless both of you What if you had [...] What if she's What if we can't [..........] Hey

[pm] Oh-- Arden I-- I'm so-- I wish-- I don't know what to say-- we're gonna-- I am gonna make sure we-- I want to-- Please just-- I promise I'm gonna-- [.........]

Hey

#private; #with; arden #none of the blonde teddy gifs were sad enough

[lesbianexorcist]

god i wish i could have fun with all the other girls who are having fun with barbie but all i can think about is how the message barbie (like the whole brand) portrays is ‘women can do anything! (As long as you still wear makeup and dresses ;))’ like ladies barbie is not a feminist ♥️ its still a mass marketed heap of plastic that tells little girls they need to be feminine in order to succeed. Haha

#like child me even got that #its why i fucking hated the dolls #none of them looked like me #they were all pink and sparkly and oohhh shes a veterinarian but shes still a blonde in high heels

[calenhads]

i got tagged by the lovely incredible showstopping @girlbosselrond to make some couples in these cute holiday meikers [m/m + m/f + f/f]!! they are so cute i'm crying ty for tagging me anya <3

tagging: @malefiicarum @steelport @druidgroves and @kirnet

bellona 💞 alistair sabina 💞 tarasque

#none of the blonde options were good so ignore how dark sabina's hair is 😭 #they were very fun to make though #especially older alistair and bellona. thinks wistfully about that one alistair concept art #oc: bellona cousland #oc: sabina aleksandrov #x: can i be close to you #x: the heart is just a muscle

[magentagalaxies]

thinking about how the 3 worst musicals i've ever been in were all during the course of like 6 months when i was fourteen. like jfc how did i manage that

#at some point i need to do a storytime about my weird theatre kid past #bc i have two hunge binders where i've kept every single script i've ever been in from the time i was like seven #and like almost none of them were actual musicals anyone would've heard of #we didn't have the money to get the rights to les mis or phantom or grease or even seussical #(ugh i wanted to be in seussical so bad lmao idc if it's overdone i will be the cat in the hat someday) #so i hear all these other former theatre kids at college talking about what role they played in like legally blonde or footloose etc. #and i'm like. here's this obscure public domain character musical that made literally no sense that i had two lines in #luckily that span of 6 months was right before what might be my favorite musical i've ever been in #it was equally chaotic but this time in a good way

[guideaus]

i was going thru (im assuming) the mty editor's twitter again, and this really early promo art for the series with guideau smiling feels so unnatural, its really funny to me. she would never genuinely smile like this as she is in the manga rn, maybe at the end if there was some shounen style send off art where everything is nice and dandy. the 2nd is much more realistic. pov of being an npc in guideau's life, u for some reason made eye contact, and she will forget you exist in the next minute. thats also her in a good mood

#personal #mty #i know. i counted every time she smiles in mty. none were from happiness and the only ones not dealing w excitement were malicious #/mocking #satake can play dress up w his skinny white blonde women but i draw the line at smiling!! #ashaf isnt even looking in the drawing. its like photomodes in video games where u can pause and change their expression #hes way more likely to smile to passerby at least w an amused expression #i said in the 2nd she'd be looking at whoever. i feel like maybe not. maybe if ur relevant but she obviously still doesnt care

[burnyourtrains]

Yeah whatever. Anyway I hope both sides of her pillow are always warm and that she always catches her pinky toe on the corners of tables

#my post #i can be the bigger person but after what she pulled i wish her endless minor inconveniences and small pains that she can never outrun #ended a friendship over the same behavior she had pulled on me months prior #and it wasn't even Bad behavior!! #people get busy and hang out with other people i shouldn't need to see you every day all the time in order to remain friends you ass #but if you're gonna get mad about it A) don't bring our boss into a personal problem that we agreed to discuss the next day #and B) look in the fucking mirror and acknowledge that you did the same thing for months on end to me as well #and yk what for that matter C) realize that i didn't give you shit about it even though you were the only person i could hang out with #in that period of my life #it just hurts me bc she's ditzy blonde and fake but everyone just sees her as kind and maybe a little vapid but she's really a snake and. #i looked past that for a long time. #taylor swift was right a friend to all is a friend to none #and i caught her saying shit about me behind my back and i still stayed #how many people were you telling the things i only told you about? #and how many people will you now tell that i was the bad guy?

[whereserpentswalk]

The nazis that you see in movies are as much a historical fantasy as vikings with horned helmets and samurai cutting people in half.

The nazis were not some vague evil that wanted to hurt people for the sake of hurting them. They had specific goals which furthered a far right agenda, and they wanted to do harm to very specific groups, (largely slavs, jews, Romani, queer people, communists/leftists, and disabled people.)

The nazis didn't use soldiers in creepy gas masks as their main imagery that they sold to the german people, they used blond haired blue eyed families. Nor did they stand up on podiums saying that would wage an endless and brutal war, they gave speeches about protecting white Christian society from degenerates just like how conservatives do today.

Nazis weren't atheists or pagans. They were deeply Christian and Christianity was part of their ideology just like it is for modern conservatives. They spoke at lengths about defending their Christian nation from godless leftism. The ones who hated the catholic church hated it for protestant reasons. Nazi occultism was fringe within the party and never expected to become mainstream, and those occultists were still Christian, none of them ever claimed to be Satanists or Asatru.

Nazis were also not queer or disabled. They killed those groups, before they had a chance to kill almost anyone else actually. Despite the amount of disabled nazis or queer/queer coded nazis you'll see in movies and on TV, in reality they were very cishet and very able bodied. There was one high ranking nazi early on who was gay and the other nazis killed him for that. Saying the nazis were gay or disabled makes about as much sense as saying they were Jewish.

The nazis weren't mentally ill. As previously mentioned they hated disabled people, and this unquestionably included anyone neurodivergent. When the surviving nazi war criminals were given psychological tests after the war, they were shown to be some of the most neurotypical people out there.

The nazis weren't socialists. Full stop. They hated socialists. They got elected on hating socialists. They killed socialists. Hating all forms of lefitsm was a big part of their ideology, and especially a big part of how they sold themselves.

The nazis were not the supervillians you see on screen, not because they didn't do horrible things in real life, they most certainly did, but because they weren't that vague apolitical evil that exists for white American action heros to fight. They did horrible things because they had a right wing authoritarian political ideology, an ideology that is fundamentally the same as what most of the modern right wing believes.

#196 #my thougts #leftist #leftism #jewish #jumblr #actually mentally ill #mental illness #neurodivergent #actually neurodivergent #world war 2 #world war ii #history #queer #gay #queer history #pagan #athiest #athiesm #disability rights #communist #communism #socialist #socialism #anti conservative #anti christianity #christanity #christianity #mad pride #madpunk