two asexuals making out: a saga
has pretty girl on lap
pretty girl goes in for kiss
realises that I can hipthrust her weight
hipthrusts her weight a couple of times
this causes laughter
I slide down on the couch and we start laughing even more
she gets distracted by my rings and realises one of them is spinny
she then proceeds to spin the spinny ring
we adjust and my knees crack very loudly
after laughing about that, she drags my hoodie onto my face in an attempt to blind me? I think?
she then immidiately gets amused by the fact that my (fluffy and curly) hair shrinks when it is put into a hood
proceeds to flick the hood on and off my head in amusement, and then records it so I can see
we then realise the irony of this situation in that she sat down to make out with me and it's been about 20 minutes of us just laughing
"this is the tumblr rep we've always wanted"
"two asexuals in a room. they might make out if they can stop laughing first"
I decide "fuck it, let's tell tumblr"
I pull out my phone to make a post
she asks me if I have any regrets, leaning in to kiss me
I get reminded of the "We're the Millers" "no ragrets" scene and start quoting it
she gets really confused and I get out YouTube to show her the clip
we watch the 2:30 minute clip
I then ask if she wants me to explain the plot of the movie
she says yes and I, in detail, explain the plot of "We're The Millers", including the weed baby
I then get back on tumblr to make this post
we gave up. after half an hour, she climbed off my lap and showed me a red vs blue clip.
happy pride lmao!
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