#and if they ask nicely

[albatris]

that being said I am also totally down for doing commissions 😎 I just always forget that I am 😎 yeehaw

#i dont rly advertise the fact that im down for commissions but if approached....... yes i will do them :3 #when i used to do commissions on etsy i got so tired and burned out on them fjdksls but theyre fun ok i like them #if u ever do want a drawing and for me to Actually Do It InA Timely Manner u can hmu #i feel weird offering commissions officially tho bc i am just. prone to drawing ppl stuff for free #and if they ask nicely #but still! #the option is there if u are at all curious #my work is under #art adventures with logan #and i am flexible about p much everything lol

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

#And also: i know #i know the mayor of halloween town. I know guys. #twink death dilf birth #bill cipher #gravity falls #boy oh boy im anxious about posting this here please be nice to me #“the design deoesnt fit the voice” ?? idk man like. what if it did though. #you can draw him! i dont mind #no need to ask (:

[gorbling]

went to salem and couldnt stop thinking abt this the whole time

#this is me being nice btw if you want to see violence ask me what i think abt all the shops sellig feathers and white sage and buffalo teeth

[foldingfittedsheets]

In one misfortunate year I ended up getting into several car accidents. It cemented my general fear and anxiety in cars, because in each case I was either in the car but not driving or driving safely when suddenly something hit me.

One was my ex driving in an unfamiliar city and cutting someone off on accident that resulted in a sideswipe. Another was getting rear ended when I came to a required stop.

The last was when I had a green arrow at an intersection. I turned and was smashed into by someone running a red light, T-boning my little car.

Dazed and in shock I tottered out of the car to behold a crusty older man eating a donut step out of the offending vehicle. A fire truck arrived to block us off from traffic since my car could no longer move under its own power.

“Were you on your way home from work?” The firemen asked me.

I shook my head, struggling to focus on them, “No,” I said vaguely, “I was on my way home from volunteering at the animal shelter.”

In an instant they were closing ranks around me, glaring at the ambivalent donut man who would dare to hit a tiny frail angel who volunteered at the animal shelter. They asked if I needed to get anything out of my car. I did.

“It’s… uh. It’s a little weird though.”

They gestured for me to proceed. I grabbed a bag with snacks and books and filled it with things I couldn’t just leave in my car. Last out I pulled my cutlass.

“Is that a sword?!”

It was. They were instantly like giant puppy dogs, excited and delighted but trying to mind their manners. The bravest said, “Can we…?” I held out the sword. They whooped with delight, unsheathing and marveling at it.

“Why do you have that in your car?”

“I honestly don’t remember, it’s just a fun thing to have at a party now.”

“Is your wrist okay?”

My shock was wearing off and I realized I was cradling my wrist to my chest. “Oh.” I rummaged into my bag and pulled out a wrist brace.

“Wh….why do you already have that?” I was starting to confuse the firemen. I volunteered with cats, had a sword offhand, and kept a wrist brace in my car bag.

“Sometimes I try to hold books in a way that sprains my wrist? So I have this in my car just in case.”

They stared at me. Maybe, like my wife, they assumed it was for masturbation induced injuries. They handed my sword back as the tow truck arrived and thanked me for letting them play with it. They gave donut man one last glare and drove their big truck away.

#ramblies #ffs foibles #story #writing #I ended up not having a witness and there was no cameras so my insurance didn’t back me #I’m willing to bet any of those nice firemen would’ve lied for me if I’d thought to ask

[asspinkie]

durge accidentally double-booked the boys

#durge and astarion rolling up to baldurs gate with plans to take over the netherbrain #gortash is immediately killed by intense jealousy #they are just two freaky little dudes who want the same person #durge getting dragged into plans with a new dude that they forgot they even had with someone else #like they don't even really want to do it. it's just about a pretty boy asking not so nicely #bg3 durge #durgetash #enver gortash #astarion #bg3 #durgestarion

[bittsandpieces]

#bitts posts #my pics #nsft #ns/fw #soooo sleepy #send asks for me to wake up to pleaseeeee #or say nice things in the tags!!! #im hoping i have another insane sex dream tonight tbh

[mysterycitrus]

I just love your Tim drake as it's just practically getting jumpscared everytime and I just love that

Also can we talk about the wonder twinnss and the FIC!

tysm !! i will go into heavy detail about the scientific sliding scale of jumpscares between the wonder twins and timmy drake

#asdfghjaskdj #tim drake #dick grayson #kon el #nightwing #donna troy #supergirl #red robin #superboy #troia #dc comics #this is so silly im sorry #tysm!! #nice comments about Persephone…….. so special to me #mart #the ask and the answer

[willabee]

the cardboard box gang

#they might share the box if you ask nicely or bring a treat #willabee #PRETENDING IT'S STILL FRIDAY

[dellta-danger]

Have you ever broken the law and what is the story behind it? Bonus points for multiple stories

[valiants]

Come a long way

#ppl in asks: asking so nicely for hurt/comfort #me: how about a crude joke #soapghost

[ashiiuou]

he is everything to me...

#fnaf movie #do you think if i asked him REALLY nicely he'd let me hug him? #FNAF #FNAFmovie #spring bonnie #springtrap #springbonnie #william afton #screencap redraw #screenshot redraw #five nights at freddy's #dave miller #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #my art

[hellsitegenetics]

I'm doing it. Whatever organism this comes up as, I will make a character* of that species. Even if it's a plant. Even if it's a mushroom. Even if it's microscopic. Even if it's barely studied. Even if it's a species I've made before.

(if this comes up as human I might actually cry but I'll still do it)

*probably just a character design but still

String identified: ' g t. at ga t c a, a a caact* tat c. t' a at. t' a . t' ccc. t' a t. t' a c ' a .

( t c a a gt acta c t ' t t)

*a t a caact g t t

Closest match: Sus scrofa family with sequence similarity 76 member B (FAM76B), transcript variant X4, misc_RNA Common name: Wild boar

(image source)

#tumblr genetics #genetics #asks #requests #sent to me #tangleslime2 #mammals #boars #wild boar #this is a baby boar btw. the adults have different fur patterns #but it was so cute i wanted to use it hehe #if you guys have never used inaturalist i highly recommend it #some people on there are fantastic nature photographers #especially this guy. you should check his inaturalist page he's got some really nice photos

[morebird]

commission

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanart #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #commission #everyone say thanks to the nice person who commissioned gale art #i got asks and dms and comments people begging me to draw him so here you go

[wild0moon]

little man's lucky he's gay because he's never having kids after this

#just a quick shitpost so its mildly scuffed. oh well #friday night funkin' #friday night funkin #fnf #fnf pico #pico fnf #friday night funkin pico #pico's school #nene pico's school #darnell pico's school #cw knives #cw knife #based on the weekend 1 cutscene iykyk LMAOOO #i forgot nenes fucking cowlicks but its ok. i will cry quietly #update: posted this on ng off-portal. phantom arcade left a rly nice comment #and motherfucking tom fulp sent me a pm asking me if i posted it off-portal by accident ??? #genuinely what the fuck #i hate being in a situation

[thelostmoongazer]

yeah he's baby girl or whatever

#fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #simon petrikov #winter king #winterkov #/ suggestive #yeah dont even look or breathe in my direction #I think i might lean back into posting more suggestive stuff again #nothing super debaucherous but yknow #also i like drawing wk a little bit aged despite him altering his appearance however he likes yknow #give him a tasteful aging and nice graceful wrinkles <3 #moon art #simon x winter king #selfcest #simoncest #i look at those tags and i admitedly hate them fbdhjvfbh but someone asked me to tag it #ive never liked the ''selfcest'' tag cuz it has connotations i dont particularly agree #but if its for the sake of tagging appropriately ill do it whatever

[thedisablednaturalist]

You will not be able to fully understand or relate to people with differing disabilities. Being disabled yourself does not give you immunity to having biases, ableist ideas, or misunderstandings about people with different disabilities. We all have unique struggles and things that help/hurt us, and it's both beautiful and frustrating. It's what makes our community strong but it also can lead to infighting and miscommunication. Be aware of other disabilities, listen to people outside your specific condition. Don't talk over others and if you do apologize and learn from it. Don't assume because YOU haven't encountered something that it means anyone talking about it is lying or exaggerating. We can still have each other's backs without having the same experiences. We can do this. Take my hand.

#wrenfea.exe #disability #disabilities #cripplepunk #neuropunk #madpunk #and yes that includes me. i am human and i have and will make mistakes #what matters is how you act after making the mistake #when in doubt ASK POLITELY #dont like run up to a stranger and bager them with questions #but find someone (like me!) who is open and willing to answering questions about their disability experience #as long as you ask nicely im pretty chill