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noxcheshire · 7 months

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I know Danny is canonically 5’5”

BUT

I like the idea of Danny being even shorter than that. A Danny whose just SO tiny that most people clock him as being either very weak, which doesn’t help with his ghost-bird bones, or being very adorable due to tinniness.

Regardless, he’s been viewed as an innocent figure. In reality though, he is absolutely “violence is always the option” type of short guy. Like he embodies the stereotype of being so short that he has privileges in hell energy.

That type of short guy.

So just imagine this tiny little creature-teenager-child staring up and up at this person, neck craned back just to look them in the face. Danny is frowning at them, this insufferable person whose immediate reaction was to patronize him because Danny was deceptively tiny.

And Danny just goes, “You shall never know peace again,” before picking them up like they weigh nothing but a handful of grapes and YEETS THEM.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #I think it’d be funny if it was Constantine he just picks up and throws #I just feel like he’d be the very first person Danny meets in the vigilante hero department who just does the thing #the unintentional thing #of pissing Danny off #it could also be a rogue #regardless short Danny for the win

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living-the-fandom · 2 years

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#me: I hate law also me: spends 2 days going through evidence from that trial from hell #I'm so happy I will never have to practice in America #and if he wins I will throw up #jk I don't care about either of them #but as a lawyer? ew

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batsplat · 15 days

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February 2014 (text from Mat Oxley's The Valentino Rossi Files: Everything I've ever written about VR: From 2008 to now):

During the winter the nine-time champ spent more time than usual thrashing round his dirt track ranch, keeping himself mentally and physically sharp and getting used to a motorcycle moving around beneath him. He knows that Marc Marquez’s ability to ride on the ragged edge with a more muscular, more sideways style is changing MotoGP, so he needs to change with it. Rossi may never look as spectacular as Marquez on a dirt bike or a MotoGP bike, but both his former and current crew chiefs believe he can do better than he did last year, when Marquez made him look rather second rate.

Rossi on inviting Marquez to the ranch:

"Yeah, for sure, a lot of time. But I think that Emilio [Alzamora, Marquez's manager] is not very happy that Marc come because he said that after we make a race and maybe it's dangerous." (x)

A Sideways Glance at Misano 2014, including pre-event karting on Wednesday night where Marquez reportedly struggled:

Misano 2014 (text from Mat Oxley's Valentino Rossi: All His Races):

^ Márquez won the first ten races of 2014 and this was the first time all year he was beaten in a straight duel. He couldn't handle Rossi's pace at Misano, so he ended up losing the front and falling.

Valentino was fast throughout practice and secured his first front-row start of 2014. [Rossi was asked after qualifying about the threat posed by Marquez and Lorenzo, identifying Lorenzo as the favourite before adding, "But you never know with Marc. He's a bastard."] In the race he rode better than in years, hanging his upper body inside the motorcycle more than ever before to increase turning. He snatched the lead from Lorenzo and then fended off Márquez, who struggled to find enough grip to match Vale. At one-third distance the world champion pushed it too far and slid off, so Vale cruised home 1.6 second ahead of Lorenzo. His crew had done a great job of creating maximum grip via adjustment to chassis balance and electronics set-up. His 107th GP victory showed he was once again as fast as anyone, because when he won at Assen 2013 he didn't have to beat Márquez, Lorenzo or Pedrosa, who were all injured. "It's fantastic to come back to victory again," he beamed after his first win with [new crew chief Silvano] Galbusera. "I knew we could fight and I pushed from the start. I always work hard and never give up and trust that days like this can happen."

^ The breakthrough win at Misano. For the first time since his return to Yamaha he had gone head-to-head with Jorge Lorenzo and Marc Márquez and beaten them both. From this moment another world title was a possibility.

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Aragon 2014 press conference:

Rossi: Revenge at the ranch! No, first of all, we enjoy a lot, because have a lot of riders and also from superbike and a lot of bike on the track and was a good day, yeah. Marc was very fast, already fast like me at the first time, as always, and I think he did the best lap time but I won the race so is 1-1, so is... come si dice, pareggio pareggio [tied]. Marquez: Yeah, yeah, was really nice, you know, I was really [impressed] to see his circuit, his home, because in the future I would like to have, because was impressive and riding there was all the riders was really nice and... like Valentino says, we were there fighting together like in Misano race more or less, but yeah... the important thing is that we enjoy it and was really nice to ride there with him and also with the other riders.

Valentino Rossi, Marc Marquez and the Ranch

#rosquez #//#4693 #2014 ranch #cleaning my drafts at last... i was initially just gonna include the stuff i've not seen shared but uh might as well throw in everything #'i also invited valentino' 'don't worry he's not going to invite me' 'you saw a very raw kid looking up to a hero' *chews pillow*#'i think he did the best lap time but i won the race' does tickle me. as if he doesn't remember exactly #one thing i do find interesting about the ranch visit is that vale's not really spoken about it again #my scientific analysis is that the presser vibes for the rest of 2014 were good but make a sharp-ish downturn Pretty Early in 2015 #very valentino for the ranch to represent both respect and cooperation between riders as well as his relentless desire to win #went to double check that tweet was legit and. uh. heartbreaking: man named chad reed has awful political opinions

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katasstrophy · 1 year

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michael “you could say the only time i’m truly happy is when i’m destroying other people’s lives” kaiser gets a foul taste of his own medicine when you go ahead and ruin his life by saying you’re not interested in him.

#and now he’s shitting crying throwing up trying to win you over what a pathetic sad soggy excuse of a man #i want to wringlr him out like a wet tablecloth ew i hate him i’ll make him go through hell before i ever touch him #—bllk.thoughts!#bastard kaiser </3 #blue lock x reader #michal kaiser x reader

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thedoormann · 1 year

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reanimator fandom can we talk abt this

i like how everyone else is a real scary looking murder monster and herberts just. a twink with a bag

#why is this so cute #the fact that he comes in on a gurney #the fact that throwing the dead cat out of his bag powers him up #him using Hill as a weapon #fuckin #when he wins he decapitates them and then reanimates their head #so cute #sooooo cute #reanimator #re-animator #herbert west #what even is this game #i want it #i want to main herbert #whoever came up with his attacks is so smart

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little-pondhead · 11 months

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DP x DC idea:

Danny is very familiar with dimension-hopping, and his favorite to visit is the DC universe. It seems he needs to practice his timing, however, because all his new friends there never seem to remember their adventures together. Maybe he should try overshooting the timestream a little?

or

Danny likes visiting the DC universe but is unaware he's visiting a different version of that universe each time. All his adventures with the heroes and villains aren't shared experiences with every counterpart in the multiverse. So to Danny, he's met the Batfam and Supers dozens of times and knows their identities. To them, a slightly eldritch teenage boy who knows more than he should just appears out of the blue one day, talks to them like they're old pals, and is never seen again once his "vacation" is over.

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A few of the multiverses collide by accident, and the heroes get to meet their counterparts that did go on those wacky adventures with Danny. Bonus points if the collision point lands them all in the Ghost Zone.

#pondhead blurbs #just imagine three batmans show up and do the spiderman meme #once they figure out that they're the people who danny is talking about #it's themselves #throw in gun batman for the fun of it #no one knows how danny thought they were the same people #danny just thought batman was going through a phase #they may not like each other but they gotta get home to their own universe #so they hunt down danny #who does the surprise pikachu face #he promises to return them to their universes and to not switch them up anymore #but behold!#his stupidity wins again and Danny puts them in the WRONG UNIVERSE #so batman with a gun is in the adventures of batman tv series or something #idk i just think it'd be funny #i don't know anything about the dc multiverse so unfortunately i cannot be the one to bear this weight #dpxdc

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ghastlytofu · 6 months

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Wyll's Avernus/Duke epilogues when he's romanced are so, sooo tender in different ways?? This man. This man. He describes himself as greedy and terrible for wanting you by his side in the Hells, but asks anyway (YEESSS for Wyll ASKING FOR WHAT HE WANTS, I love to see it). And then as Grand Duke... he's so excited to build a future with you, to take part in the wedding of the century and build that kingdom he envisioned: Baldur's Gate resplendent once more, the two of you at the helm. Neither of you wanting for anything ever again.

This dialogue is so romantic I'm fucking dying.

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Wyll: You've made me a new man.

[A moment passes, Wyll's eyes glance up to his horns.]

Wyll: There's something I need to ask you. Something terrible, something greedy, something unreasonable. I'm the Blade of Avernus. I swore to cleanse the Hells of the devils that threaten the Coast.

Wyll: I want you to join me. Warriors, lovers, guardians. Two champions as one. A reasonable person would say 'no'. I still want you to say 'yes'.

Player: Of course I'll join you. I thought you'd never ask.

Wyll: (softly) I knew you'd say 'yes'.

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Wyll: I'm a new man -

[A moment passes, Wyll's eyes glance up to his horns.]

Wyll: - and in more ways than one. When Mizora drained my warlock powers, it was as if a blizzard froze me through. Then you reignited my fires. When I'm with you, I want for nothing. If only last night could've lasted forever. But if I'm to be a Grand Duke, I've got to greet the people and earn their trust.

Wyll: First, we mourn. We bow our heads for the fallen and honor them by pledging peace. Next, we heal the city. We restore our broken city, stone by stone. We restore faith in each other, one good turn at a time. After that, well - it's up to us to decide. Any ideas?

Player: A grand wedding is in order. I want to show off my groom to the city.

Wyll: And a magnificent ball, I presume, for dancing the night away. You, dressed to the nines. Me, in the finest uniform I can convince Father to lend me. How could I ever refuse you? What a joy! This life we're about to make, this story we're about to write - every chapter more thrilling than the last. I hope we never have to turn to the final page.

#screaming crying throwing up #sorry he wins all the awards i don't make the rules #i want him to be happpyyyyyy #wyll ravengard #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers

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virsancte · 1 month

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good days aren't easy to come by

#simblr #ts4 legacy #valentine gen 4 #fun fact for context on why i care so much abt him finally choosing to play the piano on his own #but it's gonna get Long so strap in #basically. the guitar he used to have had been with him since he was like...... my god. probably about 15 #he bought it at a yard sale for pennies from an older woman #it belonged to her late son originally and it wasn't even . supposed to be a part of the sale in the first place. she just took a liking to #devin and figured that really it's better in the hands of someone who would use it than for it to collect dust in her garage forever #and he couldn't really practice at home. his parents... are not exactly the kindest people you've ever seen #he was too afraid of them destroying or throwing it away so he'd sneak off to god knows where and learn how to play it from old #youtube videos on his busted up phone #it quickly became Everything to him. his most prized possession. and it wasn't a shitty guitar either. the son was a professional musician #that's how ellie and devin met in the first place. he was playing at the market she used to sneak out to in the evenings to #and she instantly knew . this boy is going places and really they might as well go together #enough backstory of the backstory. long story short: he was struggling to make rent eventually and was out of vinyls to pawn off #so he had no choice left. it was either that or he'd get kicked out along with his sister. who was still struggling a lot w/ addiction #so he sold it. and it broke him. he's literally just not been the same since losing it #his sister stole him a guitar from a music shop she'd go to sometimes but it just wasn't the same and he had not played an instrument since #until now anyway #still not a guitar. but maybe someday #or he can find his old one and buy it again.........#lmfao if you made it here congrats. you win nothing bc im broke but i do respect you

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menelaiad · 1 year

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Did you know that Antilochus was among Helen's suitors?

peleus: my son cannot be a suitor. he is only 6. far too young.

meanwhile nestor: [presenting helen with what can only be described as a fresh out the womb baby] a great husband, no? a real charmer.

#yes i did know that!! he's a suitor is apollodorus and hyginus #but not hesiod (correct me if i got those mixed up though SDFGHJ)#obsessed with these children tryna date helen #14 dio WILL throw hands with 30 year old ody #menelaus: oh fuck that baby's gonna win #aga: i SWEAR -

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hamartia-grander · 10 months

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Something very funny (and maybe interpretatively more tragic) about the fact that in Re4r knives are repeatedly made out to be superior to guns in close combat with Leon and Ada and then Leon and Krauser, but Luis saved Leon's life by shooting at Krauser with a gun.

#Screaming crying on the floor again sobbing throwing up. I hate these two I hate this game [lie]#Something about Luis bringing a gun to a knife fight.... And he wins but he dies...... I'm gonna be sick #Resident evil 4 #Resident evil 4 remake #Luis Serra #leon kennedy #jack krauser #Ada Wong #Re4 #Re4 remake #Re4r #Luis Serra Navarro #leon s kennedy #Resident evil #Resident evil memes #Serennedy

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gamesgogirling · 5 months

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#i <3 yibbleyabble toxic siblingisms. its my favorite thing probably ever in the whole wide world #my posts #yttd #alice yabusame #reko yabusame #yabusame siblings #your turn to die #there's like a big alice to reko ratio in this harvest but do not think for a second that i like alice the most.#he's not allowed to win first at anything in his life and that includes being on any favorite character bingo of mine #he has a designated jail cell which encloses him to the side #everytime he plays monkey ball he NEVER gets on the podium. his stupid monkey #he plays as gongon specifcally #his stupid monkey sits on the floor and pouts because he's runner up #and reko loses and throws the remote full throttle into the screen #powerscaling. whose lamer

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snekdood · 3 months

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"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.

#i dont think you realize how repelling you and your politics are to everyone else #you get all of your validation for how Smart You Are from your friends and ignore any kind of feedback that suggests you should #change or do something differently. thats the only reason you're so convinced average people will go along with you bc you keep getting #affirmation from the people who ALREADY agree with you- but you have NO IDEA how to bridge the gap between people who agree #with you and disagree with you. you're horrible at convincing people of your side of things outside of straight up guilt tripping them #or bullying them like a highschooler. im sorry but the tools you learned to survive with as a kid aren't gonna help you in this situation.#the ONLY THING you can come up with to bridge that gap is a bloody revolution. thats how bad you are at this.#and you're also so bad at this and unimaginative that you dont even realize how THAT might not even be enough.#you cant imagine ANY kind of avenue to getting people to change AT ALL outside of blood and fire. and thats why people call you #an authoritarian.#i'll be honest- i really do think the world would be a better place if we did incremental change under a democratic president who wont #set the world on fire vs the godkingemperor republican WHO WONT EVEN LISTEN TO YOU AT ALL EVER AND MIGHT KILL YOU #FOR PUTTING UP A STINK. idk if you noticed but if that evil fuck gets into office we are severely outnumbered if he gets police #n shit to go after his own citizens. letting trump win is making this battle so much harder than it needs to be.#you are choosing trying to fix the world while its exploding vs trying to fix it before it explodes at all.#what is this like a procrastination thing? you wanna wait till the last minute to try? idfgi. wtf is wrong with you #throwing minority lives away to prove a point. and then you try to tell me you care. gtfoh.#accelerationists should never be taken seriously.

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lleclercism · 6 months

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#charles leclerc #this is an opinion piece so take it with a grain of salt but they do know stuff #and the fact they said he has not renewed yet and they have sources of charlie feeling doubt of being able to win w ferrari #and the fact that he stills is getting offers lool #i feel like throwing up ferrari you see what you've done to this man #articles

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mx-legend-of-faye · 6 months

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Post-totk Wild joining (or rejoining) the chain and eventually they have a water balloon fight but instead of throwing actual water balloons they all throw splash fruit that Wild had collected.

Despite not having joined the fight at first, Time is the one who ends up winning it.