— the wizard and the fae.
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felt silly
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I'm hot as fuck btw.
If you even care
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For the few of us that are not familiar with omegaverse can you give a quick explanation? Speaking for myself, to me this is just a word that I've seen referenced before but have no idea what it's about. And since you're referenced in you pit babe posts I was wondering.
my years of reading sterek fanfics is finally paying off, but i'm still gonna use the explanation from wiki because i am so bad with word
Omegaverse, also known as A/B/O (an abbreviation for "alpha/beta/omega"), is a subgenre of speculative erotic fiction, and originally a subgenre of erotic slash fan fiction. Its premise is that a dominance hierarchy exists in humans, which are divided into dominant "alphas", neutral "betas", and submissive "omegas".
so a stupid werewolf-thing but make it human.
alphas are the chads
betas are the normies
omegas are the..well the losers.
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i swear to god there are some people in the ao3 tag who are writing jack pov so fucking well that it makes me want to chew glass and also tear up all 13k words of my wip but im being soooo brave about it
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Me an hour into this book: I hope that one goes batshit and kills someone
Me two hours into the book: yeah ok fraud is obvious
Me halfway through the book: I’ll just finish this bit and then go brush my teeth
The book: 👀 ☕️🍿🎉🦀
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Norway is MARINA meets six the musical
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"I feel so mean" you were the only one that tried to warn us and someone put a bag over your head
IC and I tried to warn everyone but my vibes just took the day.
left to my own devices i just.
trap people in infinite mazes that have no walls except the unending desire to just...see what happens next. how can that hurt? just a another turn, just to see whats around the next corner
and then its 4am and you're dehydrated and digging into the history of 1970s muzak or some shit and thats on me
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Support people joining or returning from Twitter. They've gotten addicted to design mechanics that promote rage and up-to-the-nanosecond mis/disinformation that they've convinced themselves is very important and useful.
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For those of you who have only recently discovered Pirate! AU I feel I should let you in on the context that this is an AU within my DA Worldscape AU...
... as in on the night of the Trevelyan Twins 31st birthday, everyone got wasted in the Herald’s Rest and dared Varric to write a pirate romance novel. He woke up the next morning with a monster hangover and lying in a pile of scribbled, smudged notes. This is why:
a) he isn’t in it
b ) it’s so horny
c) it makes no sense.
Oh and it’s name is actually All Hearts on Deck! cause it’s corny as hell.
Enjoy.
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me when cat’s height is mentioned in threads:
cat when her height is mentioned in threads:
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To the person who is working their way through my The Mummy fics and leaving long comments on every single one:
I see you. I love you. Your comments arriving are the highlight of my day. I've been rather busy so I haven't had a chance to respond to them yet, but know that you are making me smile. :-)
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"Phones will be prohibited at Beyonce's concert in Dubai"
Literally everyone there : U Sure
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another season another round of Diaz-dumbasses 1 and 2 teasing the hell out of Buck
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
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I don't think many people realize how much they've been turned into a bunch of casually cynical jerks.
Someone may come to their parents and say "I want to write a book" and their parents will say "it's really hard to get published".
Someone might confide in their sibling and say "I want to sell my art on "x" platform" and that sibling will say "do you know how many people you'd be competing with? Do you know how many shops are even on that platform?"
I know a kid who once told his best friend "I think I wanna start a dnd podcast" and the friend was like "do you know what the word "oversaturation" means?"
Personally, I don't know why any of that matters? And even if it did, perhaps your response should be "Do it! Do it and see where it goes!"
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