#and cannot be the same guy

[blormpo]

new addition to the family::: gary (middle)

he was made as like a midway for my junkrat scale but i love him too much

#junkrat #overwatch #overwatch 2 #jamison fawkes #theyre all separate entities #they are not #and cannot be the same guy #you look me in the eyes and tell me ow1 junkrat is the same dude as ow2 junkrat #also update on my junkrat hours #507

[amphibianaday]

day 1421

#uh just a heads up if you expand the tags to see all there's. a lot. very long #amphibian #frog #poison dart frog #based on my most popular frog to date (day 651) #inspired by everyone pointing out what they think it looks like #here's a fun secret fact the original guy is actually a phantasmal poison dart frog (Epipedobates tricolor) #(according to the original artists title of the drawing) #not Anthony's poison arrow frog (Epipedobates anthonyi) #i feel too awkward to really point it out though because they look the exact same. i cannot tell if there is a difference #im half convinced the same frog was just discovered and named twice #its very curious btw if you go on the (english) wikipedia page for either species it doesn't mention the other #while hereptiles.info (no idea if this is a trustworthy site) lists both names as common names for the same frog (incorrectly??) #while inaturalist lists them as two different frogs. curiously with tricolor having wayyyyy fewer photos #ok anyway that's my rant i went on a whole journey trying to figure out if these are the same frog or not and i have no answer #i did some more 'research' and i am more confused. some sources seem to imply they are now considered the same species ( e. tricolor) #i think my conclusion is i am willing to agree the drawing looks more like e. anthonyi. it seems like tricolor is generally less vibrant re #and the white is darker and more green? #i feel like thumblr should stop me from typing more in the tags at this point this is a whole essay #at this point i am failry convinced this is specifically the Santa Isabel frog. isthat the real subspecies or morph or whatever #or just the name pet sites are using to sell it?? #i even found some sources (frog selling websites) refering to it as “Epipedobates Anthonyi 'Santa Isabel' Phantasmal Poison Dart Frog” lol #Anyways if you read this far hi. species are confusing. i am not a frog scientist #the first few tags are like an hour old now i just kept trying to figure it out and adding more tags

[sugarcoatednightshade]

thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.

#humans are space orcs #humans in space #earth is a deathworld #earth is space australia #tagging this so that ppl can find it even though the space shit i write about always feels like its in direct opposition to all the pop tag #also my biggest pet peeve in all of writing - all writing. everywhere. not just in fanfic but books and tv and movies too - is when people #write off an injury by saying something like 'oh nothing bad just a couple of scratches some bruising and a minor concussion' like girl WHA #MiNOr ConCuSSioN is such an oxymoron and I hate it so fucking much. like i dont care how minor it was thats still brain damage. #especially when the same character does this more than once. like im sorry ms. but uh. you can no longer read. or talk eloquently. sorry #evidence: my brother has had two 'minor' concussions and now cannot read write or speak without tremendous effort. And like its totally #ruined my ability to watch action shows/movies because now i just sit there and count how many concussions there characters are getting #after a certain point it becomes totally impossible to believe that these guys are able to function. (still fun to watch tho im not a hater

[bixels]

Jesus man, relax.

#this was in response to me saying “lunar new year” on the rarity art #personal #delete later #what in insane nonproblem to get this angry about #i asked my parents (taiwanese immigrants) about this and they said we use either but prefer lunar new year #because it's inclusive to koreans and vietnamese people who celebrate on the same day #lunar new year is an umbrella term same as “happy holidays.” this person is basically getting mad i said happy holidays instead of #merry christmas. #my family and i identify more as taiwanese than chinese so. we're not gonna say chinese new year much anyways #i sent this to my mom btw and she replied with basically “die mad i guess.” love you ma #this literally doesn't matter anyways i could have said “chinese new year” to caption that post and it wouldn't have mattered #the only reason i didn't is because i plan on drawing another art including carol (coco pommel) who's korean and celebrates the same day #like. most people in china/taiwan don't care they just say “happy new year” cuz it's the fuckin new year. someone saying lunar new year is #not erasure it's not flattening asian identities into a monolith. it's just an umbrella term. #anyways happy lunar new year happy chinese new year happy tet happy spring festival happy seollal #like i cannot stress enough to you guys that these holidays are on the exact same day and celebrate basically the same exact thing. #this is not an issue.

[edwardallenpoe]

to all the people who draw co Sherlock as a POC: i'm marrying you, you're right

#sherlock co #sherlock and co #sherlock & co #you guys light up my life #I love brown Sherlock #You guys are so Correct #At first listening to the show I imagined Sherlock as Henry Cavill's character #But now seeing all the fanart of him #I cannot see him as a white man any longer #John tho #U guys are all correct also #I imagined him the Exact Same Way y'all draw him #I love all of you #Queue the music!

[rainebownerd]

You guys he was being so plain because he knew!!!! He knew that if he went all out all the time like Aabriya, we wouldn't survive it

#you all kept mocking him for wearing the same shirt #now just know that we are not surviving this season #it's a tpk for all of d20 fans #LOOK AT HIM!!!! #AND THIS IS JUST THE FIRST EPISODE FIT #CAN YOU IMAGINE THE REST OF THE LOOKS HE'S GONNA PULL??? #d20 fanbase found dead at the end of pride month #reason of death: brennan lee mulligan serving looks #I'm sorry i cannot #d20 #dimension 20 #dungeons and drag queens #brennan lee mulligan #i need an izzy reacts series to accompany all of the episodes #much like adventuring party #idunno dropout make it happen #someone @ sam reich i know he's on tumblr #dimension20 #bob the drag queen #alaska thunderfuck #monét x change #jujubee #guys i'm being so normal about this

[lucabyte]

sorry loop if this looks gay to the viewers

#[deranged asexual artist voice] i can eroticise nulls in ways your mortal mind cannot begin to comprehend (i pick an appeal point and pray) #sifloop #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #siffrin #lucabyteart #HAVE I DRAWN IN THE SAME ARTSTYLE TWICE YET. GOD. WHY AM I LIKE THIS. WHAT IS THIS. WHERE AM I. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MOE BLOBS? ? #anyway. you guys thought the stupid chest star headcanon from my doodles was going away? nope. call me chekov baybeeee #jokes aside though this is sooooo tame. hope you all like it lol #also . loop body horror feetie pyjamas . my infinitely worse headcanon. there are NO DOGS here actually. SAD!

[butterfilledpockets]

the dude-dles

(some warmup doodles of the B.E.N.T)

↓full page ↓

this shitheads own the only hammer capable of shattering my art block

#B.E.N.T #bad end ninja turtles #2012 donnie #mutant apocalypse #tmnt mutant apocalypse #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt future leo #the last ronin #tmnt au #2003 raph #same as it never was raph #I cannot wait to showcase all their dynamics #I just need to get the comics out of my word doc and onto a canvas #always up to hearing doodle requests for these guys as well!! If you got one hand it over #okay i go sleep now because I gotta be up and about in four hours

[stealingyourbones]

Short DPXDC Prompts #176

Jason Todd gets mistaken for Jack Fenton

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #dc comics #writing prompts #dp x dc prompt #u cannot convince me otherwise that these two have the exact same frame #they’re both built like a freakin tank #Jason is obviously a lot younger but Jack has such a unique build that it’s understandable to mistake the guy for someone else #bones prompts

[livwritesstuff]

Robbie is about four years old when middle child syndrome seems to well and truly sink in.

Look – Steve and Eddie are trying, but they also know that there’s also a certain level of inevitability to it. No matter how much attention she gets, no matter what they do to make sure they’re treating all three of their daughters equally, she was always going to be their middle kid and that was never going to change.

They aren’t totally sure what set Robbie off that particular afternoon, only that one second she and Moe were bickering over a puzzle and the next she was in tears, wailing about how Moe was the oldest and Hazel was the baby and Robbie would never get to be special.

“Hey,” Eddie stops her a minute later as Steve corrals an alarmed-looking Moe out into the backyard to play, “I know something we got to do with you that we didn’t with your sisters.”

And Robbie actually stops crying, lifting her head off his shoulder to look at him with those big blue eyes.

“What?” she asks, and she punctuates the question with a positively enormous sniffle.

“We got to drive you home from the hospital after you were born.”

Robbie blinks.

“Just me?”

“Just you,” Steve tells her as pulls her out of Eddie’s arms and into his own.

“And not Moe and Hazel?” she asks, eyes narrowed suspiciously as if she doesn’t believe them quite yet.

“Nope,” Eddie shook his head, “And do you remember what was special about when you were born?”

“I came early,” she tells them, because she knows.

“That’s exactly right, Bean," he nods, "You came early and you spent a whole week in the hospital until the doctors said we could take you home, and I sat in the backseat with you while Papa drove, and do you know what I remember?”

Robbie shakes her head.

“I remember Papa was driving really slow.”

“Papa always drives slow,” Robbie says, and her nose scrunches up the way it always does when she’s making fun of them (and she’s getting real good at it these days).

“Well, he was driving especially slow, and I asked him why, and you know what he said?”

“What?”

“He said precious cargo,”  he tells her, and Steve has to hide a smile in Robbie’s messy curls because he’d forgotten about that.

He’d forgotten until this moment how the early November sky had been dark and cloudy. He’d forgotten how, halfway through the drive, the sky had opened up on them, fat raindrops making loud plunks as they hit the roof of the car, and how Eddie had teased him as he eased off the highway to wait out the rainstorm, but Steve hadn’t heard a single complaint from him the whole half hour they killed sitting together in the backseat with newborn Robbie, and Steve couldn’t stop thinking about how damn happy he was.

Steve is pulled out of his thoughts as Eddie speaks again.

“You know who that precious cargo was?” he asked Robbie.

She shrugged bashfully, hiding her face in the collar of Steve’s shirt.

 “That was you, Bean,” Eddie tells her, and Robbie giggled as he poked her little belly, “That was you.”

#robin when she hears the car story: cannot believe you’re the same guy who ran over billy hargrove in a convertible #Eddie (totally forgetting he has a new baby to fawn over): you ran over billy hargrove?? in a convertible?? how did i not know about this? #steddie #liv’s steddie dads verse #steddie dads #steve harrington #eddie munson

[braisedhoney]

Draw your favorite ghost! Mine's Ember.

“That would be me. Surprise.”

(ayyy flaming hair favs club :D)

#danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #dp #dp fanart #dark danny #dan phantom #ney’s art #okay let’s not pretend this is shocking #but still #uh. here ya go! #the last like three requests have all had dan in em too so ig you all like him as much as i do #for the life of me i cannot draw this guy in the same style as the others #he just. doesn’t translate in my brain #maybe i should do some studies idk lmao #on the bright side it makes for great muscle practice!! #can you tell i’m doing as many of these as quickly as i can #because i definitely am. trying to take advantage of the brainrot has side effects #namely—hand cramps #stretch people! do as i say not as i do. #you've got great taste btw op—ember is great #I'll add her to my to-draw list

[bayleymania]

OKAY, but Max Caster and Adam Cole’s reactions seeing MJF! They are the same picture.

#aew #mjf #Adam Cole #max caster #GUYS I CANNOT #OMG OMG OMG #lexie speaks #THEY ARE THE SAME PICTURE

[bloodbot-brian]

Jekyll and Hyde sketches I did in school because this hyperfixation is no fucking joke (I’m planning my own adaptation)

#guys I cannot stop thinking about these stupid men #stupid man? #I have many thoughts they are not the same but they are ough I can’t do this #yes they both come from Jekyll #and have the same emotions and experiences #they just act upon them differently #Jekyll represses and Hyde says fuck that I’m gonna kill people #bat lover art #dr jekyll and mr hyde #jekyll and hyde #henry jekyll #edward hyde #dr henry jekyll #mr edward hyde

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

Blending Ayin from Lobotomy Corporation for his crimes

Ayin from Lobotomy Corporation is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

#(i know this image is from library of ruina not lobotomy corporation) #(but apparently its the same guy) #(so i think its fine..?) #your fave is being blended #you cannot save them #blend requests #ayin #lobotomy corporation #ayin lobotomy corporation

[oohbuggypie]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAYYY 🪅🎊🎉 my cake couldn't be printed with Punch Out!! Wii on it so we did the next best thing possible ,,, 😊

everybody marvel at how absolutely HIDEOUS they are and thank Google search engine for providing me with the most evil shots available ✝️

#punch out!! wii #punch out wii #punch out #glass joe #von kaiser #disco kid #king hippo #piston hondo #bear hugger #great tiger #don flamenco #aran ryan #soda popinski #bald bull #super macho man #mr. sandman #the entire gang gathered up 4 this one its a miracle #aran's stayed the same bcuz hes permanently hideous btw (affectionate) #macho's my absolute favorite out of all of them i cannot fathom how bad Mac fucked that man UP IT MAKES ME CRYY ITS SO FUNNY #i hope i get bulldon framed photo as a present guys

[lyril]

if i see one more take about how falin and laios are the exact same person except different genders... if i see one more post talking about falin like a prize to be won or who "loves" her more... if i see one more take talking about how shuro is hypocritical for liking falin but not liking laios because he "likes traits in one that he hates in the other" despite that being a complete oversimplification of what we're told and completely devoid of all the nuance of the situation... if i see one more take downplaying falin's individuality and agency when the ending of her arc is literally about that and being/finding herself outside of her brother and marcille, i will actually Lose™️ my mind

#talk #anime & manga #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #FALIN! GET BEHIND ME!!! #THESE ARE NOT THE TAKES YOU THINK THEY ARE .PLEASE #yes they are similar and yes there is some valid gender commentary here but oh my god #i cannot forgo charactwr analysis for the sake of jokes to THIS degree #oh; and it's never ''laios is the same as falin'' it's ''falin is the same as laios'' #you guys seriously talk about them like their personality is just autism + gender and nothing else #ok it's been enough time that i will turn on reblogs but please behave