#and buying carrots

[garaks-padded-bra]

did i tell u guys abt how recently a cashier asked me if i had 8 cent and i asked him to repeat himself because i speak very little french, at which point he clocked that i didnt and said “anglais?” And i said “yes.”.

“American?” He said.

And I said “nope!”

He then looked down at my purchase and said “4 carrots… you’re beautiful…”

#iwas buying carrots and hummus and i ate all four when i got home #just sharing cuz i was touched and also very puzzled #shoutout thwt guy

[nightmaretour]

Daily reminder that fruit and veggies don't have to be "healthy" to be nutritious. Drink that fruit juice from concentrate. Eat that jam and nut butter. Use fruit and vegetables out of a can. Eat a dessert with fruit in it. Snack on salted nuts (in moderation) or dried fruit. Literally any way you can get fruit and vegetables into your body is better than none at all.

If fresh fruit and veg aren't available to you, take too much energy to eat or prepare, or if you just can't bring yourself to eat them, whatever way you can eat them is good enough.

#cripplepunk #cripple punk #disability #actually disabled #neurodiversity #Personally I buy two big bottles of different mixed fruit smoothie every week because I know I have the energy to drink them #And I made a trail mix of my favourite fruit and nuts to take my meds with in the evenings #I also keep a pack of those microwave steam in the bag vegetables in the freezer for a side with certain meals #I really like the broccoli carrot and sweetcorn one #And they're chopped up small enough to be easy and low energy to eat with no cutting up required

[noyzinerd]

Stiles: Um, sure. Let's see...hmmm...Oh! If you see a drowsy looking bee on the ground, you can give it a little drop of sugar water to help make it feel better.

Derek, in the middle of cleaning out a bullet wound:

Stiles:

Stiles: I'm now starting to realize that you were probably asking me for a "Q-Tip" rather than a "cute tip".

#sterek #teen wolf #derek hale #stiles stilinski #tyler hoechlin #dylan o'brien #mieczysław stiles stilinski #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect teen wolf #Stiles: Sorry. That's my bad. #Derek: No no. I didn't realize how much I needed to hear that today. That was delightful. Thank you. #Derek: But yes. I would also very much appreciate a Q-tip if you wouldn't mind. That would be very helpful right now. #Speaking of cute tips: you can buy stickers of your kids' favorite characters and stick them to veggies at the store #Your kids will be more willing to eat them if they think you're buying “Avengers Brand” zucchini or “Paw Patrol Brand” carrots #Also if your cat likes to sit on your laptop while you work hook up a wireless keyboard and quietly type to the side as you pet your cat

[mr-babish-the-bunny]

Its honestly the cutest thing ever to give him 😍

his little tongue 👅

#ive been stirring it on his food too as “gravy” #he's so stinkin cute #mr babish #bunny #rabbit #bunblr #cute animals #bun bun #cute #cute rabbit #cute bunny #black and white #its only contains water and carrot i checked before buying #baby food

[spirit-lanterns]

I most definitely did not try to make it sound sexy, I just did my best to avoid the phrase “carrot cock”

Well, unfortunately your plan backfired because my mind immediately went to carrot cock 😭

I bet the Boss’ carrot strap has multiple teeth marks and indents in it from all the Bunnies wanting to chew it. It’s like that one pencil that that kid in your elementary school classroom has chewed on, so the pencil is barely even usable 😅

#🕯️spirit box #casino au #the boss doesn’t buy carrot straps anymore

[memyselfandtheemperor]

Someone: *gives Leia a tiara*

Leia: *uses it as a weapon or sends it to the Space Goodwill*

Lol

Thanks for this!

#inbox reply #larry the imperial #was only trying to buy carrots for his pet rabbit #skywalker siblings #tiara #sw #larry knows real pain now #comic

[pudgybun]

My bf and I got sex pop rocks and he used some on me and now. He won't stop eating our fuckimg sex pop rocks 😐😐😐😐

#also he wants someon3 to buy me a burger but im too lazy to work for one rn. sowwey #just gonna lay here and make him bring me toast and carrots with hummus #and maybe ice cweam #babbles

[caterpillarinacave]

Sure you might think you love your blorbo but do you go out and buy a miniature birthday cake for them? Because I do.

#…Actually not joking I did in fact just buy a mini birthday cake #Look I had to go to the bakery to put an order in for *my* birthday cake #And there was a beautiful litttle case of cupcakes and baby cakes #I as severally torn between thecarrot cupcake or baby clar #But carrot cakes have walnuts which always have a chance of killing someone in my house so I went with the cake #To be clear you’re love of blorbo is valid regardless of whether or not you buy them a birthday cake I am joking in that regard #Anyways happy birthday Henry Fairchild I love you more than myself

[aturnoftheearth]

WE HAVE CELERYYYYYYYYY

#it’s HUGE it feels like a bouquet of flowers i love her #we have like 5 more but no use pulling them up when we can only eat so much celery at once #i’m thinking about buying a bunch of carrots and using the onions we grew too to make a boatload of mirepoix :D #and freezing it for soups #jay’s silly little garden 🌱

[cyberdragoninfinity]

Hello! Sorry to slam in here but I looked it up as a joke and The Classy Ass -is- a real shop in AZ and I feel the need to share thar with as many people as possible

OH?

OH IT'S IN OATMAN!!!!! makes sense, one of Oatman's claims to fame are its wild donkeys that just sort of meander around town :3 DELIGHTFUL....

#THE CRASHTOWN DEDICATION TO TRUE SOUTHWEST VIBES!!! #asks #anonymous #the oatman donkeys are soooo sweet you used to be able to buy carrots at the gift stores for them ;__;

[pikslasrce]

creamed corn soup FUCK W ME!!!

#tfw you go to the store and buy one (1) potato and one (1) carrot. many such cases #i also think i made too much of thisi shouldve bought a smaller carrot and a smaller potato 😭 #if anyone wants a bowl of creamed corn soup.. hmu #piksla.txt

[binch-i-might-be]

I am going to make. Carrot Chips

#this is what happens when you buy two kilos of carrots because they only cost 1.29€ #rayrambles

[jtkys]

Yo mr white it’s Christmas time

#Christmas time #yo #mr white #it’s Christmas time #Can you believe it #jesse yes it’s Christmas time #yo mr white I know #jesse we need to decorate #yo mr white let’s get the decorations from the attic #Jesse I don’t like ladders will you do it #yo mr white I can do that #Jesse I’m gonna buy milk and cookies for Santa #yo mr white don’t forget the carrots for the reindeer #jesse I would never forget the reindeer #yo mr white you can’t even name them all #jesse yes I can #yo mr white then do it #jesse I have cancer #yo mr white it’s Christmas you can’t have cancer #jesse I’m sorry #yo mr white are you Santa #jesse what the fuck #yo mr white are you tho??? #jesse what the fuck is wrong with you I just told you I have cancer #yo mr white that doesn’t answer my question. are you Santa or nah #jesse you can’t be serious #yo mr white I can be #jesse no I’m not Santa I have cancer #yo mr white just because you have cancer doesn’t mean you can’t give out presents #jesse I have 6 months to live please take this seriously

[itscherryterry-again]

life as a scummie is so damn hard

#been here 4 damn years #we still dont have merch #season 2 donghua is like a carrot that keeps pulling away and we're the DUMB DONKEY THAT KEEPS FALLING FOR IT #(cries into my hands) #this is what i get for not buying a binghe when it came out #BUT I WASNT PREPARED TO ADMIT I WAS GONNA SPEND REAL MONEY ON A FUCKING PLASTIC LITTLE GUY #this is the price we pay for not having a rancid extended fandom like mdzs and tgcf #like i was there in the ages before the tgcf donghua came out. before all the english translations. and it was nice #now is like. horrible. #we have a cozy little thing going on here i guess that means no good figurines or merch :( time to do my own ig

[mr-babish-the-bunny]

After all he is a big baby.....

#yep thats baby food #its only contains water and carrot i checked before buying #he loves it though 🥺 #had the thought of warming it a little on really cold days to warm his little tum #mr babish #bunny #rabbit #bunblr #cute animals #bun bun #cute #cute rabbit #cute bunny #black and white #baby

[gothmods]

Pink thai tomatoes for your bimbocore coquette salad

#[joke] #got them at the albany farmers market on our way home because i am obessed with trying different produce varieties #they also had bags of rainbow carrots on another stall but i didnt want to buy more than we could eat #i did get the fattest carrot i have ever seen though like it is fucking huge