#and @captain-price-unnoficially on tungle dot conk

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VRISKA: You ever had a racist experience 8ut it was funny tho?

ARADIA: campus p0lice caught my asian ass stealing chairs fr0m the starbucks and i said "we need these f0r the math meet" and they just let me g0 and i finally had chairs f0r my balc0ny 0u0

JADE: im kanaka maoli (native hawaiian) and in high school i was put in some kind of group for native kids?? it was run by a white woman who told us that if we were ever in class and feeling overwhelmed, we had permission to just up and leave class to go wander around outside and reconnect with nature. we all took advantage of this regularly :)

ARADIA: the implicati0n she th0ught y0u were like f0rest fairies that had t0 peri0dically c0nnect with nature t0 regain y0ur strength is the m0st... racist but als0 kinda funny thing ive ever heard???

DAVE: ok wait ive got one so i wouldnt call this racism but my white ass grew up in a vastly predominantly hispanic area and one time in high school one of my classmates stuck a cold can of coke to the back of my neck and i was so tired from lack of sleep that i didnt flinch or acknowledge it

DAVE: and in a perfect impression of steve irwin he said "tHERE ARE SUBTLE DIFFERENCES IN THE SOUR CREAM FOLK, aMAZINGLY THEY SEEM TO HAVE NO CONCEPT OF COLD, tHIS ADAPTATION COMES AT THE COST OF BURSTING INTO FLAMES WHEN THEY SEE THE SUN, sAD,"

VRISKA: LMFAO????????

#source: @Tripolar_B and @GenePark on twitter #and @captain-price-unnoficially on tungle dot conk #can i post this. is this allowed #not to throw my hawaiian jade headcanon (literally. heh. system moment) on all of you but uh *throws hawaiian jade at all of you* #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #vriska serket #aradia megido #jade harley #dave strider #tavros nitram