#ancient history teacher

[greekmythcomix]

Roman History Chickens 2:

The First Tri-HEN-virate

Marcus Licinius Crassus (CRAW-sus)

Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus (Pompey the Great) (POULTRY the Great)

Gaius Julius Caesar aka CHICKEN CAESAR

#roman history #Roman history chickens #ancient history #ancient history teacher #illustration #ancient history illustration #silly #puns #Caesar #Crassus #Pompey the great #children’s book illustration #roman republic #silly stuff #romans #art #digital art #drawing #lineart #character design #my art

[querlq]

some sketches to help beat my art block hhhhrhh

#gonna be so so so honest. i think hector turned out the best here… #though we can ignore my horse anatomy its not very good.. #apologies to my art history teacher i learned NOTHING from ur horses girl. #hector of troy #the iliad #patroclus #patroclus of opus #diomedes #paris of troy #ancient greece #homer’s iliad #v. art #artists on tumblr #digital art #sketch #tagamemnon

[i-am-not-emotionally-stable]

Happy New Year!

#I wish I were setting off a firecracker with my curmudgeonly ancient history teacher rn #the greatest start to any year #the holdovers #dominic sessa #paul giamatti #da’vine joy randolph #angus tully #paul hunham #Mary lamb

[belovedblabber]

Okay see I included the ransom thing this year leave me aloneeee

#the ides of march #ides of march #julius ceaser #happy ides of march #(almost) #again please don’t take these as indisputable historical fact #remember kids we don’t trust suetonius #we don’t trust plutarch #we don’t take ancient historians at auto face value because we consider the contexts and motives and sources #that goes for all historians throughout time also btw in various ways and various levels of salt grains #okay there’s my former history teacher lecture #enjoy the holiday!

[suddenlymicah]

happy ides of march! time to kill ceasar

#ides of march #julius caesar #history #im saying this to my history teacher in a few hours lmao #my ancient world history teacher is fun and cool and while shes a bit strict i gen dont see while ppl dislike her #she doesnt give tests and her work is easy #i have her for homeroom also #and tbf my homeroom is angelic compared to the neighboring classes homerooms #even so most of the time we're just quiet. when i need to plot something or if im writing fic or oc backstories #its in one of her classes or at lunch bc i finish her work so quickly #tales of a guy who has one(1) favorite teacher and its the one who asked “hey do you have preferred pronouns” #believe it or not my favorite teacher is the one that plays the communist anthem every time she says something against the us government #and my favorite classmate is the one that can sing the whole thing #i do pick favorites #anyways yeah happy ides of march im watching mean girls again today for the 30 bajillionth time #this is a scheduled post btw ru and yellow and tobi #im most likely asleep by the time this posts dont yell at me for being awake too late

[underground-hip-hop-affiliated]

we ain’t just teaching our shorty metaphysics, ancient history etc..

we teaching Her financial literacy and how to invest and make money in the market.

#Teach #Teacher #Teach Her #Metaphysics #Ancient History #Financial Literacy #Investing #The Market

[academiaandwriting]

I basically have to teach myself my History of Rome class and have no one to ask my dumb questions to, so it's going to be you!

Did Hannibal really cross the Alps with elephants? Like aren't the Alps cold and like elephants are like from Africa, I'm just confused about how they survived.

#rome #ancient rome #history #classical studies #classic history #I swear this is the worse teacher I've ever had and I have a minor in physics! #We missed an hour and a half of class and somehow we have 3 hours of videos to watch to make up for that #but don't worry i know how elections work in Switzerland #and that this semester schedule was made by AI

[ancientorigins]

The teachings of Confucius continue to influence Chinese society and the world as well. As an advisor he was able to transmit his philosophy of moral values and character in the political realm in ancient China. How did his thoughts and teachings help shape Chinese history and culture?

#Confucius #Confucianism #Philosopher #Teacher #China #politician #temple #ancient #history #ancient origins

[souredvalentine]

this was so much funnier in my head

#my ancient history teacher is going to hate me #cyrus the great #cambyses ii #darius the great #phanes of halicarnassus #smerdis #bardiya #prexaspes #king amasis #ancient persia #IT FEELS SO FUCKING WEIRD TAGGING THIS LIKE ANCIENT PERSIA IS A FANDOM HELP 😭😭 #sourtalks

[malusienki]

Ask game: 1, 34, 40

who is/are your comfort characters?

great question my friend. umm i will sayyy reksio (dog from polish cartoon), snoopy, susanna from nozze, and lucia. (yes lucia as in lucia ashton from lucia di lammermoor)

34. is there a song you know every word by heart?

quite a few but my most prized achievement is knowing the ancient mesopotamia rap word for word.

40. did you have any snacks today?

yes! two tangerines, some salted ruffles chips.. probably something else i’m forgetting

#thank u !!! #ask game #that ancient mesopotamia rap has literally spread aorund my school because i showed it to my friend once and now everyone knows it #but no one knows i was the one who showed them… sniff. #i showed it to my world history teacher freshman year and he laughed and was like “that’s awesome” #the comfort characters one.. we have a large variety. i define comfort character as like #one that makes you happy to think about #and yes lucia makes me unwell but she’s from one of the first operas i ever watched and i have an attachment to her so.. yeah!!

[greekmythcomix]

I’m SO proud of my A Level class today. You brilliant little Ancient Historians! Very well done my lovelies, now off into the world with you! ❤️

#a level ancient history #roman history #a level results #ancient history teacher

[ariel-s-awesome]

Every night, after Lord Hater gets snuggled in with Captain Tim, Commander Peepers reads him picture books from the Hater Empire Propaganda Collection.

They're all totally, completely nonfiction and written by Commander Peepers himself.

#wander over yonder #woy #lord hater #commander peeepers #woy hater #woy peepers #woy death glare #made up this for a fic I need to finish #btw YES this means Peepers is TECHNICALLY a children's book author #btw btw Peepers isn't a good creative writer #nobody wants these #even without taking their feelings for Hater conquering them into account #they force teachers to read them to kids as part of the mandatory curriculum #Hater's the series' only fan #also in the curriculum for older kids: bla #blatantly untrue history books about their rise to power #and every edition contradicts the others as Hater keeps ordering changes #ESPECIALLY about the details of Hater arising as an ancient evil #people are more likely to call bull over Peepers saying he was popular in his hometown though #actual original content

[fabric-whore]

Roman Chiton and Stola!!!

Not historically accurate colors or materials but idc

It looks good enough and that's all I care about

#now ill be on brand for the Ides Of March #honestly i think my shitty pictures are just funny at this point #im not going to try to find better lighting cuz there is no such thing in thing house #ides of march #sewing #fabric #fashion #historical #historical fashion #history #stola #chiton #rome #ancient rome #roman robes #my latin teacher would be so proud of me

[mihai-florescu]

Just remembered not every country has the russian roulette highschool experience of "am i going to be randomly selected to answer questions alone in front of the whole class today or not"...

#also not having 17 different subjects a semester💀 #i do not miss that part of highschool #i do slightly miss the american hs classes tho that was actually fun. i took world history and they made me do a maquette of #an ancient roman building. and another time a puppet show about a revolution #that shit was like art school i shouldve appreciated how easy life was then #i had almost no friends except teachers but at least i wasnt scared i might fuck up my entire average just cuz i didnt memorize #last weeks lesson

[flamingfalcon3]

The Sibuna gang all come back to work at Amun after college to fulfill their role as the next generation of school faculty in a weird cult

#they just need to keep an eye on things… that’s all #nina being a history teacher would be really funny imo #the kids would be like: ‘how do you know who killed that pharaoh?’ ‘oh he told me-I mean I read about once’ #they all got their positions via blackmail obviously #just imagine the staff meetings… #‘well another ancient spirit that was sealed away 50 years ago has reemerged and is haunting the science lab’ #‘also we are almost out of ink cartridges so someone is gonna need to handle that’ #house of anubis #hoa

[cotton-candy-jester]

Yes Winter gives me good money whenever I bring them artifacts but the pretty eldritch person helps me steal shit so no I'm not taking their necklace

#matty rambles #dol stuff #winter the history teacher #the ivory wraith #I'd rather not piss off the ancient horror ty very much