#am normal

[danafromunderarock]

okay listen

i need tim to be the softest dad possible

i need him to call his kid every pet name that's out there. i need tim to call his kid sunshine and darling and sweetheart and DUCKLING because you get it right?? because he's a drake and that's his little baby duck can't you see???

i need him to kiss his kid's forehead before bedtime without missing a single night. like no matter how tired he is, he might be only-running-on-his-fifth-cup-of-coffee-and-pure-spite type of exhausted but he WON'T leave his baby's side until he's completely sure they're fast asleep so he can tuck them safely and warm under the blanket that he bought for them IMMEDIATELY after they pointed at it ONCE at the store (it's a quilt blanket; it's blue; it has little golden stars on it)

i need him to work from home with his kid on his lap, talking to them softly, playing with their hair mindlessly. i need him to scoop them up in his arms every chance he gets 'cause they're growing so fast and they won't always be this tiny and one day he won't be able to hold them like this anymore; to hide them from the world on his chest

i need him to cry at his child's first steps, word. i need him to cry about being called "dad"

i need him to tell his kid that he loves them to the moon and back. to tell them that he won't let anything or anyone ever hurt them

i need him to say, "i will always be by your side"

"you can always rely on me"

"i will never leave you alone"

"are you okay, sweetheart? we can always leave if you want"

"you can't eat that, duckling, I'm sorry. you're allergic to peanuts remember?"

"just because I wasn't expecting you to be born does not mean that i love you any less, can you hear me?"

i just. i need him to be a soft dad. i know that he wouldn't be exactly like that realistically but a girl can have self-indulgent dreams sometimes

#timkon clone baby au #timkon #tim drake #am normal #can you guys tell that i've never had a parent to do this for me #btw tim's definitely allergic to Something #he just looks exactly like the guy who'd be allergic to peanuts and seafood #and it's just so funny to think that even kid's diluted kryptonian genes couldn't prevent them from being an allergic too #imagine being mostly invaluable and still not being able to eat peanut butter like. you win some you lose some i guess #soft dad tim for the win

[maimndevour]

kinda thinking about having big brother. that also dada . :3 IGNORE THIS

#puppi speaks loud #am normal #m kissing #t4t fauxcest

[flamechasr]

"but how can elysia be arospec shes all about love" SHUT UP!!!!!!! LOOK CLOSELY REALLY CLOSELY SHE WAS A HERRSCHER FIRST. HERRSCHERS ARE LOVELESS ENTITIES. SHE BECAME HUMAN AND GREW TO LOVE HUMANITY. THAT'S WHY THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER LIKE HER. BECAUSE SHE'S THE ONLY HERRSCHER TO EXIST TO LOVE HUMANITY AND NURTURES IT THAN AIM TO DESTROY IT. IT'S ABOUT DEFINING LOVE FOR YOURSELF. BECAUSE HER LOVE WAS HIGHER THAN ANYTHING ELSE EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT IN HER NATURE TO.

#am normal #✦ — an ode to love #✧ — random

[a-prawn]

me: i’m coping just fine. my mental health is fine. my world is on fire but i am okay. also me: [unexpectedly, suddenly, and openly weeping while listening to a prog song about star trek IV]

#[GRTTING TEETH] EVERYTHING IS FINE AND I #AM NORMAL #I AM NOT BEING TORTURED MENTALLY

[widebruh]

#I am normal and can be trusted with she/he/they pussy #196 #r/196 #rule #apartmentofawesome #:3

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[stil-lindigo]

hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!

#i am so normal about hobie brown (lie) #what the hell has this movie done to me #i have taken art drugs #cant. stop. drawing him. oh my god #its hard to tell but the webbing behind him spells out his name #my anticapitalist king. im sorry but i /will/ be purchasing a poster of you #hobie brown #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spiderman #spiderman across the spiderverse #stillindigo art

[catmask]

the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay

#normally i find the way m/f pairings are written to be really frustrating #not because its like 'i hate straight people' or whatever i literally just want them to actually like each other and communicate #or have an interesting enough dynamic i can stay invested #also i am bisexual and m/f pairings can be nice. but liek they actually have to Be Nice and like eachother or be funny at the very least #txt #scratchpost

[strawberrycircuits]

"to be loved is to be changed" but as in a horrific unasked for transformation. 🤍. btw.

#as you can tell i am having a normal time with it tonight

[grasslandgirl]

“no one will notice if you stop posting/talking/texting/etc” is the mind killer. it is the evil. it is the little childhood version of myself who feels so insignificant and unwanted but she IS wanted. I am wanted and loved and noticed even if I can’t see it right now

#I’m soooo normal guys i promise. i am fighting off the evil thoughts so bravely for real

[nickydraws]

Yeah, I'm normal about him

#i am not normal about him #at this point every sketch magically turns into crowley #or aziraphale or them together #thin dark duke #good omens #good omens fanart #crowley #david tennant #art #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands

[yunisverse]

Been thinking about my old fakemons and what good good pubbies they are.

Cerbernard's barrel is full of aged berry juice that works as a Full Heal for lost and injured mountaineers. Berrel's barrel is full of Berrel.

#scribbles #fakemon #pokemon #cerbernard's tusks aren't tusks as much as they are frozen drool #honestly i am still not 100% set on typing #i've tentatively settled on ice/normal but also maybe they should be something that resists ice? #idk man i just like buppy #EDIT i have decided Berrel is Ground (it likes to dig storage bunkers for berries it finds) #and Cerbernard is Ground/Ice #Ability Thick Fat or Fur Coat #1k #5k

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

#bloodweave #astarion x gale #gale x astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #they are so funny god help. thank you to whoever sat Neil next to Tim #my roommate turning to look directly at me whenever they were interacting lik bestie please stop I am trying to be normal. don’t look at me #my roommate also said Neil acting low-key obsessed with gale and I could only say wow he’s just like me fr fr. #if I didn’t still struggle with getting shadowhearts likeness you would get a drawing of her hugging bing bong too but alas … #anyway the stream was so fun #can’t wait til tomorrow hehe

[thenightisland]

people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist

#measuring the size of fandoms based on their goncharov index #this has been a useless text post you may now resume your normal programming #rote has a goncharov index of 0.63 #for perspective ofmd has an index of 26.5 #spn's is 360.8 #the cosmere is 2.26 for a fantasy book comparison #i am very normal #post

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

#the truman show #sbs rambles #I keep thinking about how children on popular youtube channels should probably have laws to protect them #social workers assigned to them maybe #I dunno #they did not sign up to have their lives sold for profit #but here we are #tho #I guess none of us signed up for it #and our data is harvested more than ever #god #high-tech capitalism sucks turns out #OH WAIT because tumblr is bad at getting context sometimes #let me specify: #I am not saying that the movie The Truman Show is bad or that it normalizes this #like all good sci-fi (because it is kind of sci-fi) it's there to warn us of what the future could hold #and it did that in a very good way - it's a beautiful movie #I could see someone with a bad faith take assuming I meant that it was part of the problem #it absolutely wasn't. it didn't normalize this; we did #youtube did and social media #it's us that's the problem #or more specifically: big corporations and a lack of regulation #that's the origin of most modern problems

[morebird]

Father Astarion

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanart #astarion #bg3 astarion #from the same church as father raphael #just a normal priest who definitely wont suck you dry in the confessional booth #drawing bg3 guys as evil priests is not how i picture the end of this year but i am not complaining