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#also phee is bi your honor
panther-os · 1 year
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okay regardless of any possible relationships with the batch, phee and hondo definitely know each other carnally
probably they were young lovers and then too career-focused (piracy and treasure-hunting) for a committed relationship and too intense at each other for cohabitation but they're best fucking friends and whenever they meet they drink and hook up and gossip and it's like they've never been apart
there's been a couple times they've been after the same thing and they take turns "betraying" each other it's always a big thing and hondo's gang always has space popcorn ready. they're both theater kids at heart, but hondo's the more dramatic actor while phee's more subtle, but there's always plenty of banter and an inevitable witty one-liner as they sail away with the treasure. one time there was a duel with actual swords
and I'm not saying there's a weequay/human ohnaka/genoa kid/teen out there either adopted by some suburban family who has no idea what to do with this chaos child but fully supports them or taken under hondo's metaphorical wing as his loyal miniature second in command who is absolutely not allowed in any sort of dangerous situation until they're truly and properly an adult what does he look like a criminal? but I'm not not saying that either
kinda really want hondo to show up in tbb and kinda really want to see him interact with phee now
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