let's be real, being guillermo's friend/partner irl would suck ass. he's a manipulative serial killing embezzler who is having an emotional affair, plus he's constantly busy with his kid/creature that crawled out of the chest cavity of his dead friend + his undead three stooges.
HOWEVER
being his cousin would slap so fuckin hard man. every few weeks: "cousin memo's here and he's brought the five most attractive people you've ever met, an autistic child, and 50 grand cash." he barely comes to any family events but when he does you get to share gay judgemental looks w/ him. he keeps making you garlic bread and he bought you nunchucks. his trunk has a corpse in it.
If I was Guillermo I would have broken my knees slamming to the ground to suck short haired gym clothe wearing Nandor off.
And if I was Nandor I would have broken my fucking back bending over for bearded Guillermo and he could stake me in the heart if it meant I could stroke his beard
And the shapes that you drew may change beneath a different light, and everything you thought you knew will fall apart, but you’ll be all right | Nandor the Relentless + Constellations by The Oh Hellos
the thesis of this video can be boiled down to this: Nandor is, fundamentally, a man who is struggling to cope with the realisation that while he has stayed the same for years, the world around him has been changing without his say so. he clings to what he's always known - for example his image as a relentless warrior - and the boxes he's put people in, without realising that these things don't quite fit him anymore. and when he does start to make an active effort to make a change, despite having every good intention, things rarely work out for him because, often, what he's seeking out in new places, he actually already has. all he needs to do is look around himself and see things in a new light to realise it.
(this vid only uses footage from the first 3 seasons btw, you don’t need to be caught up with the latest eps to watch it)
What if the plotwist of the Wedding is that Nandor realises that he doesn't want to marry Marwa and, to stop the wedding from being a disaster, marries Laszlo instead (aka a full vampire wedding) and Pine Barrens is their honeymoon.
It won't happen but it would be the most batshit insane thing they could do and I would be laughing my ass off
- Raspberry jam kinda look like blood clots. Which give me an idea: do you think Nosferatu puts gelatinized blood clots on his toast instead of jam? It's kinda like jam in texture, I imagine it would be sweetened too because Nosferatu seems to have a sweet tooth. Sweetened coagulated blood! Part of a nutritious breakfast!
- cat girls and cats in general are popular in bikini bottom, such as Kenny the cat and Nya Nya Kitten Princess. I think it's funny, do the bikini bottomites KNOW cats eat fish? I don't think they do, since they're not very good at distinguishing cats in the first place (like how many of them assumed Mr. Stinky the skunk was a cat).
Do you think Slappy would stan Nya Nya kitten princess? Slappy seems to like cats (or at least what he thinks is a cat) and he's also very quick to stan anything that can keep him entertained long enough such as Patrick, granny Tentacles, a literal guy painting a fence. Anyone who can occupy his singular braincell, he'll follow to the end of the earth.
I can see him being a diehard Nya Nya Kitten Princess stan. He'd waste his paycheck on merch but Nosferaru wouldn't let him put any of the posters up in the castle :(
I miss S01 Nadja when her looks were more... I don't know? Subtle? I liked the simpler hair with the occasional little horns. I feel like now it's a little too over the top
I still think she's perfect and her dresses are always so, so beautiful, but I liked when she was more gothic-like
ok fine. this is my meet the robinsons oc alastor. i dont know his backstory 100% but hes a wizard (he's a recluse who's actually pretty good at chemistry and just really likes wizards). he also has a cool staff
bonus sketch of me trying to figure out his look..... bc im considering him being yet another Running From The Past guy...... (<- guy with a lot of ocs who do this)
ummm what else. hes also trans and definitely picked his name to be a pretentious wizard-type. hes got a lot of thought put into him i swear. OH also idk any "canon" interactions but im being self indulgent and him and laszlo are a couple (of besties)
I genuinely want Lucius and Pete to get married because they'd be EXACTLY like Laszlo and Nadja in the sense of "they're eachother's one" but they still connect with/fuck other people. PLEASE give me a reunion where theyre both so elated that they propose to eachother on the spot