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Promptathon 2020 Masterlist

A Little Pick-Me-Up by @hawksandspiders (G | no warnings) Prompt: Clint has a penchant for cheesy pick up lines, which Natasha categorically ignores. Thus, when Clint actually does start trying to get Natasha to go on a date with him, she thinks he's kidding. Aperion by mitchpell (T | Canonical Character Death) Prompt: There are large gaps of redacted information in the files of the Black Widow program; Natasha has long since learned to accept that there are things she will never know. Clint begins to go grey at the temples and it takes him increasingly longer to recover from getting thrown off buildings - Natasha still doesn't look a day past 30. Armoury Paramours by @hawksandspiders (Mature | minor knife play) Prompt: ‘I don’t know who you are or how you got in here but I need you to give back at least some of the armoury.’ Bite me by @cassiesinsanity (G | choose not to warn) Prompt: Polyamory vs. Poly-armoury :D Curiosity killed the cat... by @closetedboggart (G | warning for Endgame angst (no character death tho)) ...but satisfaction brought it back by @closetedboggart (G | mild Endgame angst) Prompt: Clint: So now I'm supposed to do anything that Natasha does? What if she jumped off a cliff? Fury: If Romanoff were to jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry Fury: So yes, if you see Romanoff jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Dear Natasha by sorcer3sssupreme (G | choose not to warn) Prompt: Kate goes to Natasha for advice on how to get Clint to stop being so grumpy Friday the 13th by @hawksandspiders (G | WinterWidowHawk) Prompt: Threesomes are so awsome. You even have company on your walk of shame. Happy Birthday, Clint Barton! by @alphaflyer (G | choose not to warn) Prompt: Clint's birthday is coming up. Kate and Natasha want to throw him a surprise party. That's the only part they agree on. Last Friday Night by @inkvoices (T | bar brawl violence, victim with minor head wound, one f-word use) Prompt: I made a fist and not a plan. Letting Her Guard Down by @cassiesinsanity (M | preOT3, flirting) Prompt: "I'm the security guard here and trying to kick you out, please stop flirting with me" Meatloaf Day by @alphaflyer (T | no warnings) Prompt: Natasha and female friendships - maybe friends she makes when she joins SHIELD? Mouth full of white lies by @closetedboggart (T | kissing, OT3) Prompt: "Needing to kiss to hide from bad guys" Myth, busted! by @closetedboggart (G | no warnings) Prompt: Clint and Natasha do a guest stint on Mythbusters. Not My Cat by @cloud--atlas (T | no warnings) Prompt: he black cat sleeps at Natasha's more often than not, but she resolutely refuses to claim any affiliation with the little stray. After it stays away for days on end, it's a relief, really. Although maybe it would be ok to have a look where it ended up. For curiosity's sake, it's not like she cares either way. Spoiler: The nameless black cat moved in with a white counterpart called Alpine, who has a one-eyed mutt for a roomie called Lucky. Oh, and two human can-openers live with them, too. Open House by @inkvoices (T | no warnings) Prompt: When Laura asked for the divorce to run off with the family tax accountant, no one could have foreseen that the judge would give sole custody of the kids to Clint. AKA, single dad Clint. For whatever reason... Playing Matchmaker by @cassiesinsanity (T | choose not to warn) Prompt: Kate goes to Natasha for advice on how to get Clint to stop being so grumpy Proof in the Pudding by sorcer3sssupreme (G | no warnings) Prompt: Clint and Natasha competing undercover in the latest season of the Great British Bake Off. Putty in Your Hands by @hawksandspiders (G | choose not to warn) Prompt: At some kind of retreat (ie writer's retreat, musicians, art...) - could be AU or undercover? Real Comrades Call Each Other On Their BS by @hawksandspiders (T | swearing) Prompt: I was lying when I said I didn't mean it. Rocket Power by @closetedboggart (G | no warnings) Prompt: Because of reasons (TM), Rocket needs to lay low for a while. That he does this in the "Everybody chose to live here" Avengers Tower is... not ideal. Bonus points for Natasha & Rocket snark. Soup-er Hero by @cloud--atlas (G | no warnings) Prompt: You’re my waiter and I’m on a really crappy date with an asshole Take Me Out by @closetedboggart (G | choose not to warn) Prompt: Franz Ferdinand "Take Me Out" I'm just a cross-hair, I'm just a shot away from you Those Hands by @heroofshield (G | no warnings) Prompt: One of the reasons (or the reason) SHIELD hired Natasha Romanoff is her talent for languages and she's often used as a translator and interpreter (or that's her job). SHIELD just arrested/caught deaf!Clint Barton... [Untitled] by @cassiesinsanity (G | no warnings) Prompt: Quilt made from scraps of damaged, destroyed, and old Avengers uniforms/suits Water Regularly by @cloud--atlas ( G | no warnings) Prompt: I know I said I'd water your plants, but one of your potted plants just told me their name was Groot and I wonder whether that means I'm concussed. where soul meets body by @closetedboggart (T | choose not to warn) Prompt: Supernatural AU where if you seperate a person from their soul you can own them, control them, and they must always come back for it (kind of like a selkie's skin or daemon idea?). Someone walking away from their soul for freedom? Rescuing someone's soul?

#masterlist #summer promptathon 2020 #commstuff #some of these weren't tagging correctly so i hyperlinked them #i'll tag you though #heroofshield #closetedboggart

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