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niqhtlord01 · 4 years

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Welcome back fellow bashers and mashers to ROOSTER TEETH CHAMPIONSHIP! The tournament where we have your beloved characters fight each other to the death for our entertainment. Personally we wonder sometimes how we were able to get them all to agree to this but you would be surprised how effective bribery via cookie seems to work. Our next contestant hails for sandy deserts unknown, has a affinity for sharp pointy objects, and can probably bench press your entire family into the ceiling fan at the same time if you make her mad; let’s give it up for TOTH!!!!!!! Toth: *Rolls in, draws knife* Nomad: *Jumps back in surprise* Toth: You’re coming with me even if I have to take you in pieces Nomad. Nomad: *Tilts hat down and puts up dukes* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nemesis: *Nanotech tendrils swirl together and form Nemesis* Toth: I’ve cough dust balls that were more intimidating than you. Nemesis: What-t-t-t-t is a dus-us-us-ust ball? Toth: *Draws knife and grins* Patience; you’ll be one after I’m done with you. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Toth: *Rolls in, draws knife* Grif: Seriously? Another psycho strong chick? Toth: What!? You got a problem with strong women? Grif: *Hefts rocket launcher* You would too if you kept having your ass kicked by them. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yang: *Drives in on motorcycle and then leaps off* Toth: Impressive; though your footwork needs improvement. Yang: I don’t fight with my feet lady. Toth: *Draws knife and grins* Nor do I. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Caboose: *Walks in loading crayons into freckles* Toth: How has a simpleton like you survived this long? Caboose: Well, I’d like to say I’m really good at surviving things but it also helps when you’re the most loved character of your show. *Turns to camera* Hi everybody! Toth: *Draws knife* Who are you speaking to? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Toth: *Rolls in, draws knife* Cammie: Jesus christ! Is that how you greet people!? Toth: Usually there’s more stabbing involved but otherwise yes. Cammie: *Picks up nugget* I do’n even wanna know how you say goodbye. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Toth: *Rolls in, draws knife* Felix: Listen lady, knives are my shtick. Toth: There’s more to knife work than just simple stabbing. Felix: *Draws knife, tosses away gun* Then let me give you a first hand demonstration. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don: *Walks in fluffing out coat* Toth: You have a lot of nerve coming here you sack of desert waste. Don: How rude Toth; you can’t even see the Spatoon girl from here. Toth: *Draws knife and grins* I’m going to enjoy this.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tyrian: *Stretchs out wrist axes and tail* Toth: What manner of sand demon are you? Tyrian: The kind whose sting is far worse than his bite heheheheh! Toth: *Draws knife* If you can even can that little thing a stinger. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Toth: *Rolls in, draws knife* Dr. Grey: Is it true that you live longer than average humans? Toth: Considerably longer. Dr. Grey: *Helmet evil flashes* So are you like a tree with rings on the inside for each year you’ve lived? WAIT!!! Don’t tell me, I’ll find out myself later. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julian: *Hologram appears* Toth: What manner of magic is this!? Julian: Oddly enough that’s the least hurtful thing said so far when I’ve appeared. Toth: *Draws knife* Die phantom!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Toth: *Rolls in, draws knife* Skout: Toth? Is that you? Toth: Did you forget me already after you left me to rot in that cell? Skout: *Takes step forward with arms outstretched* No, I could never forget you toth. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sarge: *Walks in loading shotgun* Toth: I hope you are a better warrior than those you lead. Sarge: Girly, there isn’t a war on Earth I haven’t fought in. Trust me, I’ve done all the reenactments as well. Toth: *Draws knife* Then this might be interesting after all. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jaune: *Draws sword from shield* Toth: You think you can hurt me with that toothpick? Jaune: *Inserts sword back and forms claymore* Toth: *Draws knife* Now that’s more like it! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Miranda: *Jumps down from mech cockpit* Toth: You’ll want to get back into your toy if you want to win this fight. Miranda: No thanks, I’d rather use my fists to just beat the shit out of you. Toth: *Draws knife* I like you. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Toth: *Rolls in, draws knife Doyle: If you could please put that away miss so we can talk. toth: Where I’m from this IS how we talk. Doyle: *Draws side arm shakingly* Oh dear. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cinder: *Appears from a pillar of flame* Toth: What is the secret to your magic??? Cinder: I’m afraid I’m under no obligations to tell you that. Toth: *Draws knife* Then I’ll just have to beat it out of you. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Valentina: *Removes stealth cloak* Toth: I did not know magic users were so common were you’re from. Valentina: Perhaps if you beat me we could share a drink afterwards and I could tell you all about them. Toth: *Draws knife and grins* Deal. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Church: *Walks in with sniper rifle* Toth: I fight for my people, you can not win here. Church: Lady, I’ve actually died for my friends twice now while you’ve just abandoned them so get of your non-existent high horse. Toth:*Draws knife* She left me no choice.....

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silver-fire-wolf-pokemon-lover · 4 years

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Ninjago pokemon crossover/au

Given my name here I think this was going to happen eventually...

But yes Im making my own version of a ninjago pokemon crossover/au and Im sure people have expectations and Im gonna say this.

They are still the ninja first and formost. They are NOT gym leaders, trial cpatainsnor anything related to the trials in becoming a champion. They ARE type trainers EXCEPT they each have one pokemon not of their type at all on their team.

As for what the teams are well I got all the main ninja EXCEPT Nya's team done though I do have three of Nya's pokemon planned out.

The teams so far, will make notes on if pokemon wasnt caught

Kai's

Crimson, Flareon, male,flash fire, Rash, likes to fight, charcoal, moves: fire fang, Flame thrower, double kick, Iron tail (was a gift from Ray before he disapeared)

Lori, Indeedee, female, own tempo, calm, often lost in thought, twisted spoon, moves: calm mind, stored power, pay day, heal pulse (gift from Maya before she disapeared)

Skull, houndoom, female, flash fire, calm, thoroughly cunning, focus band, moves: smog, beat up, fire fang, reversal

Bane, Arcanine, male, intimidate, relaxed, likes to eat, moves: extreme speed, fire fang, crunch, iron tail

Burner, Coalossal, male, steam engine, adamant, quick tempered, protective pads, moves: tar shot, flame charge, flare blitz, stone edge

Burst, Blaziken, male, speed boost, brave, likes to fight, blunder policy, moves: blaze kick, double kick, aerial ace, poison jab (recived after great devour...Kai's the only one who took the offered pokemon)

Jay

Thunder, Jolteon, male, volt absorb, jolly, likes to run, magnet, moves: thunder fang, thunder, shadow ball, Endure (egg was with him when his parents found him)

Sandy, flygon (shiny), female, levitate, docile, good perseverance, dragon fang, moves: dragon claw, dragon dance, earthquake, thunder punch

Storm, Lanturn, female, volt absorb, timid, likes to run, leftovers, moves: electro ball, charge, aqua ring, scald (gift from Nya)

Surge, Raichu (alolan), male, bashful, highly curious, twisted spoon, moves: psychic, electro ball, protect, psyshock

Sunny, Heliolisk, female, sand veil, sassy, alert to sounds, scope lens, moves: parabolic charge, swift, dragon pulse, rock slide

Blade, Vikavolt, male, levitate, hardy, a little quick tempered, silver powder, moves: thunder bolt, x-scissor, Guillotine, bug buzz

Cole

Sam, Tyranitar, male, sand stream, serious, good endurance, smooth rock, moves: rock slide, stomping tantrum, stone edge, crunch

Filla, Florgest (orange flower), female, flower veil, gentle, often lost in thought, safety goggles, moves: petal blizzard, moonblast, synthesis, dazzling gleam (gift from his dad in hopes of getting Cole into dance)

Benny, Steelix, male, rock head, lax, good perseverance, rocky helmet, moves: double edge, iron tail, steel beam, stone edge

Gem, Coalossal, female, steam engine, naive, alert to sounds, utility umbrella, moves: rock polish, rock blast, heat crash, dig

Mark, swampert, male, damp, calm, somewhat vain, soft sand, moves: mud bomb, earthquake, surf, hammer arm (gift from his dad aftrr making up)

Neil, leafeon, female, leaf guard, jolly, likes to run, heat rock, moves: sunny day, synthesis, solar blade, dig (gift from the other ninja when they realized something)

Zane

Glacer, Glaceon, female, snow body, modest, somewhat of a clown, Icy rock, moves: Ice fang, hail, curse, pay day

Flare, Talonflame, male, flame body, serious, somewhat vain, sharp beak, moves: roost, acrobatics, flame charge, me first (given to him by his dad)

Winter, Ninetails (alolan), Female, snow cloak, Mild, highly curious, nevermelt ice, moves: Aurora beam, blizzard, moonblast, disable

Chill, Frosmoth, female, shield dust, calm, strongly defiant, wide lens, moves: feather dance, quiver dance, avalanche, bug buzz

Chime, Lapras, female, water absorb, bashful, highly curious, mystic water, moves: life dew, hydro pump, sheer cold, smart strike

Snow, weavile, female, pickpocket, careful, thoroughly cunning, moves: revenge, Ice shard, metal claw, night slash

Lloyd

Miller, Sylveon (shiny), male, cute charm, impish, somewhat of a clown, shell bell, moves: disarming voice, moonblast, shadow ball, wish (given as an egg)

Lady, bisharp, female, inner focus, serious, strong willed, moves: metal burst, night slash, guillotine, theif (gift from his dad, was already a bisharp)

Star, Togekiss, female, serene grace, calm, somewhat stubborn, focus band, moves: aura sphere, life dew, dazzling gleam, steel wing (gift from the other ninja)

Lotus, whimsicott, male, infiltrator, impish,quick to flee, miracle seed, moves: razor leaf, moon blast, endeavor, energy ball

Morgana, Hatterene, female, magic bounce, docile, often lost in thought, twisted spoon, moves: psycho cut, life dew, confusion, dazzling gleam

Mariposa, mawile, female, hyper cutter, naive, likes to run, metronome, moves: crunch, iron head, play rough, psychic fangs (found as an egg)

Nya's (so far)

Tidal, Vaporeon, male, water absorb, quiet, somewhat quick tempered, mystic water, moves: double kick, water gun, aqua ring, Aurora beam (gift from Maya)

Charm, Gallade, male, steadfast, calm, thoroughly cunning, black belt, moves: psycho cut, night slash, drain punch, reversal (gift from Ray)

Ravine, Lanturn, male, water absorb, serious, often lost in thought, moves: water gun, confuse ray, aqua ring, discharge (gift from Jay)

Notes about the teams

Nay and Jay admidedly laughed when they realized they caught a chinchou for each other. How could they not?

Gem and Burner are actually siblings

Sandy loves helping Jay work on things. It's part of how they meet even!

Flame regrets being the only male on Zane's team

Filla could care less about dance but she cares lots about Cole.

Filla, Lori, and Lady are all basically thenmoms of everyone. They team up to be the moms.

Do not touch Neil or you will have a bunch of angry ground types on your butt. On that note dont touch Chill or flame will hurt you. Dont touch Mariposa because then all the teams will be on you.

Lori helps Zane cook some times

#ninjago crossover #ninjago #ninjago au #pokemon #pokemon crossover #pokemon au #kai #nya #zane julien #cole brookstone #jay walker #lloyd garmadon

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tiscomics · 5 years

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How to Survive Black Friday: A Retailer's War Plan

My name is Devin Thomas, Store Manager of HaulMart in Newport, Oregon. In 2017 we lost 3 employees to the Day. I have prepared a war plan for the 2018 battle. I share it here with you so that you may order your ranks and brandish your store’s defenses appropriately. There are consequences to neglecting to prepare for Black Friday, so let this serve as a blueprint for how to survive it.

I dedicate this plan of action to the 2017 fallen, taken by Black Friday Shopping hordes despite our mighty garrison and armament:

Robert in home appliances, God rest his soul

Marty in kitchen supplies, God rest his soul

Jenny at checkout, God rest her soul.

The New War Plan follows.

Plan for surviving Black Friday

1) Armor: Prepping the soldiery

This is war. Your army is only as strong as your soldier employees, and armor can go a long way in preparing them for battle.

Head: Construction helmets are O-K, but ideal head protection is a hockey helmet (with grill) and accompanying neck guard. Goggles beneath this as well as a 3M facepiece respirator to guard against Shopper mania contamination is recommended.

Torso: Your store’s sports section should have sufficient football shoulder pads.

Legs: Hockey goalie pads for employees on the ground. Carhartt over soccer shin guards for the spotters.

Feet: Steel-toed boots should be sufficient for most employees, offering a balance between speed and protection. For stationary positions, make them tanks by donning ski boots.

Hands: Dexterity will be crucial for communication, so wear work gloves from the home improvement section.

2) Front door: First line of defense

The front door is a critical choke point. Tragically, it must be opened to get business.

Garrison: Position the burliest employees at this point. Our gardening department was ill-equipped to the task in 2017, and several remain in comas to this day.

Rampart: Replace motion-activated doors with inward-swinging ones. This will allow the pushing weight of the Shopper mass to immediately enter the store once unlocked. It is crucial to let the flow of Shoppers in at once so as not to cause a stampede that only infuriates the Shopper. Avoid use of revolving doors at all cost–remember the lessons of “Guillotine” Galveston Target, 2013.

Drawbridge: Ensure employees manning this position train for quick-release and retreat of the locking mechanism. We estimate half a second between lock drop and suffocation by trampling. If this threshold cannot be trained for, construct the Gorilla tape and cable unlocking system (Appendix A.)

3) Aisle funnel: Control the heave

Surviving Black Friday is a matter of directing the flow of the Shopper mass such that build-ups do not result in employee casualties.

Formation: The aisles must be positioned in rank and file perpendicular to the entrance wall. The Shopper mass must be sliced like a paper shredder to file neatly down an aisle nearest them after fanning out from the entry. This must occur before they have time to consider a change in direction.

Garrison: At the head of each aisle place an employee–these should be the tallest and have the throatiest, loudest voices. They will divide the flow down flanking aisles. Do not use megaphones–your soldiers need both arms to stem the onslaught, and they should be harnessed to the aisle scaffold so as not to be swept into the flow.

Signage: Black Friday deals should be anticipated and then clearly marked in order to confuse the flow into breaking up evenly into the aisles. Do not place all the most desired products in the same aisle as employees will surely die (distribute electronics products to multiple aisles).

4) Eyes in the sky: Black Friday communication

Communication. That is how your employees will get out of Black Friday alive. Communicate using 2-way radios with Bluetooth earbuds so that those on the ground will not have cords yanked from their ears and rendered blind among the heave.

Battlements: Surveillance cameras are not enough. Construct ramparts atop the ends of the aisles. We recommend curtain walls of Pampers. This birds-eye view of the battle below will allow spotters to communicate pressure points that need immediate alleviation.

Garrison: Employees who weigh least should man these positions to lessen the chance of shelving collapse (wrapping department usually has small folk). In case the Shopper mass topples aisles, the smaller the employees up top the lighter their fall.

Order of battle: Spotters will communicate to runners on the ground who battle the currents to reach those pressure points, solve disputes if possible or put down aggressors using plungers laced with chloroform.

5) Armament: Distraction techniques

The Shopper mass will attack both itself and your employees. Shopper mania is contagious and will likely escalate in intensity for all the herd by measure of the single most psychopathic Shopper among them.

Relief: All employees should be equipped with marbles. In a crunch, marbles will clear a path for the employee to escape over the slipped Shoppers.

Suppression: Eyes in the sky will be equipped with sport rifles loaded with tranquilizer darts. They will fire these on the Alpha Psychos to control levels of rage.

Hail-Mary: Readily-accessible fire alarms should be available should an employee be near death. If these cannot be installed, fire extinguishers should be made available to smote the excitable mass into retreat.

6) Checkout: Check the rout

Retailers are in this for the money. Surviving Black Friday should not take precedent over making money. Even a Shopper retreat cannot be allowed to result in stolen merchandise. Unfortunately, many employee deaths occur at this stage in Black Friday battles.

Garrison: On Black Friday, the same burly fellows who open the gates should man the checkout along with a double team of employees armed with card readers.

Battlement: Turn off the conveyor belt and instead mount kitchen stools on Lazy Susan’s here. This will give a wide field of view. Just below and behind this the double team should squat with card readers at the ready.

Weapons: Potato guns can be easily constructed with parts from your store’s plumbing section. Load up on cheap russet potatoes. This will be the last defense against fleeing shoplifters. Shoot the merch from Shoppers arms if they have not paid. Say the Lord’s Prayer before the battle begins as statistically speaking at least one of your burly defenders will perish.

7) Rear action: Last resort

It is not beyond the realm of possibility that the entire workforce gets cornered in the back of the store by a resolute and cohesive mob. It is rare, but it can happen, especially if your store’s Black Friday deals built an expectation of promised products that quickly sold out.

Garrison: If this part of the Black Friday survival guide war plan is relevant to you, then half of your ranks have fallen.

Fortification: The “Authorized Personnel Only” sign will only hold back the Shopper mass for a few minutes at this stage. Ensure that sufficient material is available in the back to bar the door (we recommend using chains and padlocks, and electrifying the door’s access with a power generator.)

De-escalation: To avoid repetition of Black Friday fails like the Fried Flagstaff K-Mart Employees of 2015, ensure that all combustible products were removed from the shelves before the Day. At this point, offer a further % off to all Shoppers. If this fails, offer free everything in exchange for your lives. If this is rejected, say the Lord’s Prayer rocking back and forth, or if you are atheist, just rock back and forth.

Preparing for next year’s Black Friday

This guide should be a pragmatic resource for retailers on how to survive Black Friday Shopper mayhem. Each year brings a new dynamic, and it is important to adapt to new challenges. Last year it was Bluetooth speakers. This year… curved TVs. May God have mercy on our souls.

Source: https://is.gd/BDD0lU

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tanadidreamer · 5 years

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Here We Go Again (Rewrite)

Notes: This is a rewrite of Here We Go Again. As well as the “new” prequel of sorts for @outcastcommander‘s awesome fic Savages. No major changes, just more detailed stuff and fixed typos.

Jysella Aru stood quietly before the holoterminal with Chaos standing next to her, the former captain displaying the marks of his new rank. “Ma’am, we’ve been able to hail the Galidraan’s Vengeance, putting them through now.” Knockback announces as the hologram of a very familiar Jedi appeared before her, with Captain Sunny by his side.

“General Fett, you look well.” Jysella greeted warmly. “Captain, good to see you.”.

“And you look like you haven’t slept in a week.” Master Fett remarked as he eyed her warily then glanced at the man beside her. “Where is that commander of yours?”.

Jysella’s gaze flickered towards a somewhat unwanted guest who was quietly speaking with Admiral Varr. “Can we meet in person?” Jysella asks as she bit her lip nervously. “I...I’m not sure how to handle this, Master. And the Council isn’t much help.”.

“What’s the situation?”.

“In the aftermath of Umbara, the Council had requested to speak to Reaper separately from the rest of us.” Jysella answers as she nod at Chaos, who remained silent by her side. “We haven’t heard from him since then, I received word as recently as yesterday that Reaper will still be unavailable while…..”.

“I was promoted to battalion commander.” Chaos added quietly as he caught Jysella off and slipped his helmet off to look at Fett. “They promoted me to Reaper’s rank. I….General, this isn’t standard practice unless……”.

Fett scowled slightly as he looked at Chaos then sighed. “I’ll send you coordinates and don’t bring an entire platoon on board.”.

“Just Voss, Cabur and Chaos then.” Jysella said softly which caused the unwelcome guest to clear his throat pointedly. “And somebody I rather shove out a Force-forsaken airlock!”.

Chaos snickered while Fett eyed them both warily before giving a slight nod and ending the holocall.

“Varr?” Jysella asked once Knockback announced that they had the coordinates.

“En route, General.”.

Chaos quietly adjusted his new kama as he boarded the ship and cursing his luck, the last one just had to be ruined by those little gremlins! The former ARF paused as he noticed Lynch and Skids glaring at Arch before casting looks at Chaos, announcing their silent protest at Arch being on their ship before they stalked towards the cockpit.

“How many times do I have to apologize?” Arch asked as he looked towards Chaos, who had claimed his seat and proceed to slip his helmet off and set it on his lap before glaring at Arch resentfully. “I didn’t have a choice!”.

“Funny, I thought you were the run who was constantly running his damn mouth about choices.” Chaos snipped as he kept glaring at the older clone from his spot and reached up to snap the harness into place. “We wouldn’t be here now if there was always a choice.”.

“Chaos, I…..”.

“Shut up, Just…..I don’t want to hear it.”.

Chaos had more things to worry about than the traitor.

Arch sighed as he followed the little Jedi and her squad off the ship once they arrived on Fett’s flagship.

“Behave.” Jaster mumbled over the internal helmet comm link as the group as joined by Fett and his own group.

“Thank you once again for agreeing to meet me, Master.” Jysella said, which initiated a conversation between the three Jedi while Arch’s attention drifted to the clone who stood by Fett’s left. The scar was pretty familiar, as was the body posture and those eyes.

“So, any particular reason why one of Spar’s loyalists are with you?” Fett asked as he looked towards Arch.

“Lieutenant Arch Reau at your service.” Arch says cheerfully as he slipped his helmet off to reveal his mousey brown-blond hair and all too familiar features. “Formerly known as Commander Arch of the Three-Hundred-and-Forty-Fifth.”.

“So much for MIA.” The Zabrak Jedi -- Kalash, if he remembered correctly -- remarked while Arch took note of his injuries.

“MIA?” Arch began to crackle at that like an a madman before Voss nudged him roughly when the Outcasts looked at Arch warily. “What? I wasn’t missing! Spar found me!”.

“What happened to you before he found you?” Fett asked warily, which was understandable, how does one survive an ordeal like his own? Arch wasn’t sure, maybe it was Mother?

“Quit acting like a psycho and answer him, you’re wasting valuable time, you idiot.” Grimm’s voice ordered which caused Arch to cease his laughter, like always -- even if it was in his head -- Grimm was right.

“Reconditioning. It….it didn't take.” Arch said as he shivered when memories of the worst experience in his life resurfacing. “A lot of Hellions went home. No idea who.”.

“You think Reaper’s been reconditioned then?” Fett was quite the inquisitive fella, Arch liked that trait. It meant that somebody actually gave a damn and that Fett was more aware then some Jedi.

“Palpatine and the Council want a scapegoat that will go unnoticed by the public. Who better then Krell’s commander?” Arch shook his head as he allowed a snarl to slip past his lips. “Knowing that little bastard, Reaper probably bargained his own wellbeing for your men and the command staff for the Hellions.”.

Jysella sighed as she raked his right hand back through her freshly cut hair, which honestly did look good on her. “See my situation?” The Dathomirian inquired wearily.

Dagorlad Fett scowled in a way that reminded Arch far too much of the Original.

“Do I know you?” Cabur turned his attention away from the Jedi when he heard Arch speak, and found that the former commander had actually approached Swipes and leaned towards the psycho. “I feel like I know you from somewhere.”.

The A-Type’s gold-colored eyes met Arch’s own durasteel-colored eyes, and there was a glint in Arch’s eyes -- which Cabur didn’t like at all, he’d known the man before he lost his mind and that look as never good -- when an angry and embarrassed flush started to crawl up and across the kid’s cheeks.

‘Oh, this isn’t going to end well.’ Cabur mused, nothing ever did when you set a Reau and Priest together. Voss and Arch getting along was a bloody miracle.

Cabur watched as Arch spent a few more seconds staring at Swipes before he doubled over from laughing. “You have to kriffing kidding me!” Arch declared as he straightened himself a bit. “The assassin was you?!”.

Cabur barely noticed Voss facepalm while Fett regarded the two coolly. “I take it you two have met?” Fett inquired with a guarded look.

“This idiot tried to assassinate Spar a while back! Which ended up with him getting his shebs kicked five different ways to Primeday!”.

“Funny.” Swipes snarled irritably as he glared at the larger clone. “Wasn’t your face in the dirt for most of that?”.

“Nah, that was Shysa. I was the idiot trying to avoid getting stabbed by you.” Arch respond as he smirked at the A-Type while Cabur went to intercept the two, just in case a fight broke out. “Spar had ya too, if that scar proves anything. Ain’t my fault Alphas are superior to A-Types.”.

“I was younger and more inexperienced.” Swipes bit out. “And I certainly wasn’t the poster boy for stability.”.

“Neither am I.”.

“And I’ve killed other Alphas, Spar just got lucky.” Swipes snarled slightly which caused Cabur pause and consider rather he wanted to protect one of Spar’s lieutenants or not, but Spar was also killing their baby brothers so why should Cabur care if Arch picked fights with Swipes? Cabur, contrary to popular belief, isn’t suicidal.

Cabur looked towards the three Jedi who looked back at him, with varying looks of wariness. “Nope, I ain’t dealin’ with these two.” Cabur stated as he held is hands up in the universal sign of surrender. “I value my life, thank you.”.

“Right, I totally believe you.” Arch mocked as he acknowledged Swipes yet choose to ignore Cabur, or at least that’s what Cabur believed, and shoved the A-Type. “A-Types are all talk. Place ‘em in a fight with a Reau or an Alpha and they’ll get their shebs kicked.”.

Voss made his way over to Wrench, deliberately letting his footsteps fall with a heavier than normal thud to announce his presence.

“You better not start with the cryptic osik or --” Wrench began to warn.

“I don’t want to be near that.” Voss told the older medic as he nod at his own ori’vode, a lot of the younger Reau and Priest cadets knew better then to involve themselves in situations like this, it was common sense or a survival instinct. “And I wanna know how Trauma is. I mean, I know he’s kinda terrified of me, but --”.

“Work in progress.” Wrench said, which resulted in the older medic cutting the younger medic off, who simply beamed at the old clone. “And I assume your brat sent treats for my brat?”.

“Yep, he loves spoiling Trauma.”.

Wrench shaked his head slightly as they turned their attention back to the situation

#my writing #my ocs #friend's ocs #rewrite #jysella aru #captain chaos #sergeant voss #dagorlad fett #nikov kalash #captain cabur #captain sunny #wrench #swipes #Arch is an idiot #commander arch

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galaxy--supernova · 6 years

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Voltron s5 - Mimi’s liveblog

Nothing on ep 1. It went by too quick, plus I forgot i wanted to do this.

Ep 2

SO HAGGAR NOW REMEMBERS THAT LOTOR IS HER SON

WHEN DID HE POP OUT OF HER CRUSTY VAGINA??? WAS SHE PREGNANT WHEN SHE WENT INTO THE QUINTESSENCE BATH?! BUT SHE WAS A ZOMBIE EVEN THEN

WHEN DID THEY DO THE DO? HOW?! WAS IT ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION?! I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

OPERATION KURON STAGE 4 BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

Zarkon - “My darkest shame?!” Bruh you helped make him. Clearly you had a choice in the matter.

Lotor doesn’t seem to know Haggar is his mommy

Zarkon is an earth bender now

OOOOOOOOOOOH PIDGE GAVE AXCA A CONCUSSION

CORAN CORAN THE GORGEOUS MAN

I love commander Holt

MOTHER FUCKER IS ZARKON DEAD FOR REAL

LION KING MUSIC

EP 3

POSTMORTEM WHAT KIND OF MOTHERFUCKING DARKNESS IS THIS???

DING DONG THE PSYCHO’S GONE

I DO NOT LIKE THIS

WHAT THE FUCK CORAN THE EEL??????????

KRAL ZERA

Shiro yelled at Lance…Could it be...Ku…Kuron? Is it true?

So Haggar’s…seeing through Shiro? But that could also mean he’s hacked, bc Narti was, most likely, not a clone. In fact we saw the moment Haggar hacked Narti.

I thought Haggar was going to be Narti, opening up the door to the dark trio’s cell. But no, it looks like Narti is really dead.

See now the Galra are hacking the plants, so Shiro could be hacked!

Haggar – “AN IRON WILL AN IRON FIST?!” DOES SHE MEAN LOTOR OR KEITH?! bc Keith was my first thought.

MOTHER FUCKING HACKED PLANTS THIS IS WHY I’M A KURON DENIER

Voltron in a cocoon mother fuckers

SHIRO OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK A RE YOU SAYING?!

IS LANCE IN THE BLACK LION?! MY HEART’S FUCKING POUNDING Oh no Shiro’s in the black lion

We went SNK on this animation lol

LANCE STARING AT SHIRO

SENDAK OH MY GOD

“didn’t he die in like ep 3?” – Alyssa on Sendak

EP 4

CHRIST IN A HANDBASKET I AM NOT READY

YAY KEITH IS BACK

“WHAT’S UP WITH SHIRO” OH MY GOD SAVE MEEEEEEEEE (“THE MICE PROBABLY KNOW” – Alyssa in response)

Wait does Keith not know Zarkon is dead?

(Keith finds Shiro and be like “but what if you’re Shiro, WHO’S DRIVING THE LION?!” –Richard and Alyssa)

“IT’S THE OLYMPIC FLAME” – Alyssa

ICE PLANET, SHWELL

Yay, bloodbath!!!

“fight, fight, fight!” Richard

While he’s monologue-ing, somebody grab the stick and run!!!

(Imagine Lotor whistles and he’s at the top of the steps like, “Hey guys, how y’all doin?”)

But clearly the blade of Marmora aren’t communicating with Voltron if Shiro and Lotor don’t know about the explosives.

So Lotor knows about Honerva. No one knows Honerva and Haggar are the same person…apparently.

BLOODBATH

SHIRO SHOT SENDAK INTO DEEP SPACE THOUGH?! HOW IS HE HERE?! (“And then Axca found him. The cat came back the very next day” – Alyssa)

All hail the king

(“THE BEACONS ARE LIT GONDOR CALLS FOR AID” – Alyssa )

Ep 5

Oh so Hunk has a mom at least.

Marco, Luis, Veronica – Lance’s siblings have names!

Aw Coran! “It’s filthy!”

THE PUNK TRIO

HUNK TOSSING HIS HELMET

SCRAM – I LOVE THIS SENTRY

Keith u nerd, talking to yourself

“Blend in with the debris” OOPS NOW U ARE DEBRIS

FUCK NO NONE OF THIS ALLURA/LOTOR I SHALL NOT HAVE IT

Does….Lotor truly not know Honerva and Haggar were the same person? How could he not?!

THRONE SELFIES I LOVE THESE KIDS

RAZZLE-DAZZLE GOD BLESS

Allura figured out Haggar…I guess Lotor is in denial

OH MY GOD I LOVE THE SENTRY

DUNDUNDUN, KEITH MOMMA!!!

EP6

Me – “it’s a graveyard.” Coran – “it’s a graveyard.” I called it!!!

“It’s a white hole.” “Ha, take that theoretical physics!”

“Navigating by cave poetry” – Hunk

Where are the mice???

SHIRO NOT FEELING LIKE HIMSELF MOTHER FUCKING FUCK ME INTO DEEP SPACE

“do you wanna go throw things at the crew?” THIS GIRL IS A SAVAGE

(“I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD” – Alyssa)

(“EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES” – Also Alyssa)

Oh god Lotor’s hair is so extra

ALLURA GIVING HER LIFE TO LEARN THE SECRETS OF LIFE I AM NOT ON THIS EARTH ANYMORE

THE WAY LOTOR WAS LOOKING AT ALLURA WHEN THEY WERE BACK ON THE SHIP I AM NOT LIKING THIS ONE BIT

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In Defense of Sea Gulls: They’re Smart, and They Co-Parent, 50/50 All the Way

Here are three good things about gulls:

They are devoted parents.

Males share child care equally with females. That includes sitting on the eggs during incubation.

And they have figured out a way — actually many ways — to survive in a harsh and unforgiving world. Some eat clams, some eat fish, some are attracted to landfills.

Of course, a few will divebomb you at the beach or boardwalk to steal a French fry, or the cheese on your cracker, or an entire slice of pizza.

The beach pirate approach to survival is, of course, where humans and gulls clash. And the outcry from humans is almost as loud and outraged as the cries of the gulls themselves. Several recent news articles have chronicled the predations of gulls and some possible remedies.

Ocean City, N.J., is bringing in hawks, and some scientists have suggested staring directly at gulls to fend them off. Though that is hard to do when the birds sneak up behind you as you are putting cheese on a cracker.

There are some reports of more serious trouble. In England, a woman said a gull carried off her Chihuahua, and in Russia a pilot was hailed as a hero for safely landing his plane after a collision with a flock of gulls. In the New York area, thousands of birds, including gulls, have been killed in the decade since the Miracle on the Hudson crash to clear the skies for airplanes, without an apparent reduction in bird strikes.

But it’s at the beach where tempers flare most predictably. And in times like these, with heightened human-gull tensions, very little has been written about the gulls’ point of view.

Is there a Lorax who speaks for the gulls? Admittedly, gulls have quite a strong voice of their own, it’s just that it’s pretty unintelligible to most of us.

An ornithologist would seem to be the obvious choice. They like birds. I called Christopher Elphick at the University of Connecticut. He spends a lot of time studying sparrows, but has a soft spot for gulls.

“They’ve found a way to succeed in the world,” he said. “So much biodiversity is suffering and disappearing and being lost. A part of me wants to just celebrate the fact that there are some organisms that can adapt and do well.”

There are more than 100 species of gulls worldwide, and they are doing well, by and large. Some live nowhere near the sea, which makes birders and ornithologists allergic to the common term sea gull, although renegade friends of common language have called this attitude “birdsplaining.”

A few, like the Ivory gull in the Arctic, which is near threatened, and the black-billed gull in New Zealand, which is endangered, are in trouble, but most are not.

The gulls that people are most likely to encounter on Northeastern beaches in August are herring gulls, great black-backed gulls, ring-billed gulls and laughing gulls. Some of their populations are declining, but that is probably because they reached historic highs in the 20th century.

Before that time, some of those gulls were not found in New York or New Jersey. Herring gulls were first spotted nesting on Long Island in 1931, for instance. They began to spread in the 1960s and peaked in the ’80s.

Dr. Elphick said, and ornithologists and birders speculate, that the closing of open landfills like Fresh Kills on Staten Island may have something to do with the drop in numbers since then. “There’s many a birder, especially those who’ve been around for 20 to 30 years, who will complain about the closing of landfills and how it’s removed their best places to go watch gulls,” he said

Dr. Sarah J. Courchesne has been part of a summer gull research program at the Shoals Marine Laboratory on Appledore Island, Me., since 2008.

She admits that the herring gulls and black-backed gulls there do not always take kindly to visitors. But these are breeding colonies, and the researchers take young birds off the nest, examine them and put identification bands on them.

“This is like somebody walked into your house in the night and picked up your child and tried to walk off with them,” she said. “You would be alarmed.”

As are the gulls. So much so that the volunteers wear bike helmets and sometimes ponchos. Gull poop can ruin a shirt.

“Some gulls are just kind of psycho and others are really chill,” she said. Some birds sit quietly on a nest and allow themselves to be lifted off by volunteers who check the babies.

And the same variation occurs in how any given gull makes a living. Thousands and thousands forage for clams, follow fishing boats and shop at the local landfills.

“We have gulls that are never seen on beaches and we know that because we have GPS loggers on them and they just never go near people,” Dr. Courchesne said. “They are 100 percent out at sea fishing for their own food.”

“I can’t deny that there are gulls that are stealing food,” she added. “And I can’t deny they are really good at it.”

But the thieves are specialists. And to give credit where it is due, they have worked at their trade. “If you’re dealing with a gull that is really talented at stealing food,” Dr. Courchesne said, “that gull has perfected the technique, possibly over the course of years.”

Also, the behavior that bothers humans so much begins with humans themselves.

“Everybody who goes to the beach and gets aggravated by a gull has previous humans to thank for it,” Dr. Courchesne said. You may not have given the gulls food, but somebody else did, and gulls are fast learners. At nearby beaches on the mainland, she said, “You’ll see people drive up to the beach and they’ll just dump an entire container of French fries out their window so the gulls come.”

Dr. Elphick agreed. “We’re slobs,” he said. “If we didn’t leave food lying around, they wouldn’t be doing what they’re doing.”

Dr. Courchesne, a veterinarian, teaches biology at Northern Essex Community College as well as being one of the leaders of the gull program at Appledore. (Her students often volunteer for the gull program.) She came to gulls partly because she loved birds, and even in veterinary school she knew she would not be treating pets. “I don’t like dogs,” she said.

She often hears from the public, since a major part of the research at Appledore involves banding young gulls and getting reports about where they turn up. She tries to turn correspondents into gull admirers or, at least, gull tolerators.

“People say, so here’s a bird, it tried to steal my sandwich. It has a band on it so I guess you want to hear about it,” she said.

“We’ll tell them the whole history. Some of these birds are 12 to 15 years old.” She tells them how many offspring they have and what devoted parents they are, and how the “mother” that they saw may well have been a male helping his young.

Late August is “high time for harassment,” she said, because the young have fledged and their adult parents take them to foraging spots, which include beaches and boardwalks, to find food and to teach them the ropes. The gulls, like the humans, bring their whole families. “They’re being so pushy for food because they’re such committed parents,” she said.

“I have really come to love them,” she said. “They’re my favorite birds. They’re so scrappy and they’re overlooked.”

What does she recommend that the public do about gulls?

“I would recommend to people that they spend some time just bird watching,” Dr. Courchesne said. “Sit back and watch what they do.”

“If you give them a little time and devote your attention to them you will see this great intelligence behind that eye and this caginess, and this generalist sensibility that I think is very relatable to a human,” she said. “Because it’s kind of the same way we go through the world.”

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Dead Rising 2 cheats & more for PC (PC)

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Genre: Action, Adventure Developer: Blue Castle Games Publisher: Capcom ESRB Rating: Mature Release Date: September 28, 2010

Hints

Look At All That Juice Achievement Hint

These are the drinks you need for the achievement/trophies:

Orange + Orange = Nector Chilli + Chilli = Energizer Beer + Beer = Pain Killer Milk + Jellybeans = Ouick Step Beer + Cooking Oil = Randomizer Chilli + Ketchup = Repulse Ketchup + Ketchup = Spitfire Bacon + Bacon = Untouchable Jellybeans + Chilli = Zombait

Easy Level Up

In the royal flush plaza, roll the big red dice, they must add up to seven. If you get seven you will receive 10,000.

An Easy $10,000

In the royal flush plaza, in the golf store, play the golf mini game and make at least one golf ball and you will win $10,000.

Easy Zombie Kills

If you pick up a QUEEN you can use it to take out multiple zombies at once.

Father Of The Year Achievement Hint

Get the following things to get the FotY achievement: Robot Bear Bag Of Marbles Beach Ball Stick Pony Gaint Stuffed Donkey Gaint Stuffed Elephant Gaint Stuffed Bull Water Gun Gaint Stuffed Rabbit A Tiger : To tame the tiger you have to give it steak or ribs. Funny Painting : To get this painting you have to be on case 4 mission Art Appreciation

Good Weapon Combos

Wolverine Claws – Boxing Gloves + Bowie Knife Improvised Explosive Device – Box of Nails + Gas Can Drill Bucket – Bucket + Drill Molotov – Newspaper + Booze Electric Rake – Car Battery + Rake Gem Blower – Gems + Leaf Blower Defiler – Axe + Sledgehammer Air Horn – Traffic Cone + Aresol Spray Hail Mary – Football + Grenade Snowball Cannon – Extinguisher + Super Soaker Tenderizers – Box of Nails + MMA Gloves Fountain Lizard – Lizard Head Mask + Pipe Dynameat – Human Hand (or hunk of meat) + TNT Fire Spitter – Tiki Torch + Light Machine Gun Freedom Bear – Giant Teddy Bear + Light Machine Gun Flamethrower – Gas Can + Super Soaker Rocket Launcher – Pipe + Fireworks Exsanguinator – Vacuum Cleaner + Saw Blade Blambow – Bow And Arrows + TNT Beer Hat – Bottle of Beer + Hard Hat Heliblade – Toy Helicopter + Machete Power Guitar – Guitar + Amp Light Saber – Gems + Flashlight Pitchfork Shotgun – Pitchfork + Shotgun Paddlesaw – Canoe paddle + Chainsaw Testla Ball – Hamster Ball + Car Battery Letrci-Rake – Rake + Car Battery Propeller Hat – Serve-Bot Head + Propeller Moto-Saw – Dirt Bike + Chainsaw Zombie Eater – Push Lawn Mower + 2X4 Unknown – Leaf Blower + Parasol Spiked Bat – Box of Nails + Baseball Bat Blitzkrieg – Assault Rifle + Electric Wheel Chair

Cheats

Unlock Gng Armor: Helmet

Rescue Jack in “Meet the Family” and beat him in poker in the case “Ante Up”.

Unlock Gng Armor: Armour

Beat the game with a S Rating.

Unlock Gng Armor: Boots

Purchase for $2,000,000 from “Moe’s Migitations” on the Platinum Strip.

Unlock Gng Armor: Beard

Search the hairdresser’s shop “Wave of Style” in Royal Flush Plaza, it’s in the rear.

Unlockables

Suit Of Armor

Full Beard Moustache : In the back of the store “Waves of Style” in RoyalFlush Plaza. Knight Armor : Complete the game with the “S” ending. Knight Boots : Buy at the Pawnshop in the Platinum Strip. Knight Helmet Eliminate Jack in Strip Poker in the Ante Up side mission :Eliminate Jack in Strip Poker in the Ante Up side mission.

Unlockable Clothing

Champion’s Jacket : Win a TIR episode (be the overall top player by the end) Convicts : Kill 10 psychopaths Dealer Uniform : Try on all clothing in the game. (excludes locker items) Hockey Mask : Use every melee weapon on zombies Tattered Clothes : Kill 1,000 zombies using hand to hand TIR Helmet : Earn $1,000,000 in TIR Online TIR Outfit : Earn $5,000,000 in TIR Online Waitress Oufit, Bowling Shirt, Hunting Jacket, and Overalls : Start a game byimporting a Case Zero file Willemette Mall Costume : Rescue 50 survivors

Ending Requirements

Ending A (True ending) : Do all cases and give Katey Zombrex every time but donot give TK Zombrex before completing The Facts. Ending B : Give Katey Zombrex every time, starting from case 6-2, let the timepass by until it is 7AM on September 29; do not complete The Facts. Ending C : Give Katey Zombrex every time, do not complete case 6-1 or fail anyother case before 6-1, be in the safehouse before the military arrives. Ending D : Be outside the safehouse by the time the military arrives. Ending F : Do not give Katey Zombrex and be in the safehouse by the time themilitary arrives. Ending S : Do all cases and give Katey Zombrex every time, give TK Zombrexbefore completing The Facts.

Hidden Missions

1: Inside the Yucatan, before you meet Rebecca on Day 1. An optional boss fight is here, along with a survivor hiding in the offices. Head on over to the Food Court and raid it for Steak, and ONLY Steak. Upon entering the Yucatan you will be greeted with a cutscene. Afterwards, beat down Ted, watch him die, then hop up on top of Snowflake’s house. You should find 3 steaks total around her enclosure. Toss them way out there and wait. You’ll know when she’s eaten some because her health bar will have filled a bit. Just remember to stay out of reach, otherwise she’ll use YOU for lunch. After about 6 Steaks you’ll be greeted with another scene. Finally, save the poor guy trapped inside the Yucatan’s office. 2: Royal Flush Plaza, Casual Gals store, Day 1. After rescuing his wife located directly in front of the Safe Room hallway, Gordon will appear here and need your help getting back. 3: Royal Flush Plaza, upstairs, during the Rock Heroes mission. While escorting the band, swing by up here to see 3 girls doing their shopping. To get them to follow you have to carry their delicate shopping boxes back to the Safe Room. 4: Americana Casino, VIP Poker Room. Starting midway through Day 2, some high-rolling poker players will set up a game here. To save them, you must pay the $100,000 buy-in then win. If you lose, you have to pay $100,000 AGAIN and keep trying. 5: Food Court, after the Tastes Like Chicken boss fight. So, you’ve killed the psycho and untied the damsel, but she thinks you’re a terrorist and won’t come with you unless Jasper shows up. He happens to be in the Food Court too, but in an unlikely place. Find the nearest vending machines and get to climbing. You’ll find him on one of the many restuarant awnings. Re-unite the pair and hoof it home.

Easter eggs

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Guides

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Achievements

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Dead Rising 2 cheats & more for PlayStation 3 (PS3)

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Genre: Action, Adventure Developer: Blue Castle Games Publisher: Capcom ESRB Rating: Mature Release Date: September 28, 2010

Hints

Good Weapon Combos

Queens

The zombies that look like they are scratching the back of their heads are the ones that have queens.

Juices

Snack+Snack=spitfireBeans+Beans=repulseVodka+Vodka=pain killerWhiskey+Whiskey=pain killer

Easy Million

During day 2, go to the VIP room in the Atlantica Casino (you should save before going there). Inside are a group of poker stars. Talk to them to find out they want you as a 4th player but you will have to pay the buy in of $100,000 (yes I know it’s pricey, but it’s worth it). When you play them don’t worry about losing since you can just load the file from before. After you beat them you will win the pot of $1,000,000 and then youcan escort them back to the safehouse for a nice bonus.

Father Of The Year Achievement Hint

Easy Level Up

In the royal flush plaza, roll the big red dice, they must add up to seven. If you get seven you will receive 10,000.

An Easy $10,000

In the royal flush plaza, in the golf store, play the golf mini game and make at least one golf ball and you will win $10,000.

Easy Zombie Kills

If you pick up a QUEEN you can use it to take out multiple zombies at once.

Easy Money For Chuck

Play TIR online and win lots of money that chuck can use on your offline career. But make sure you press CASH OUT or all the money you won will be LOST and you will have to win it all back.

Look At All That Juice Achievement Hint

These are the drinks you need for the achievement/trophies:

Cheats

Unlock Gng Armor: Beard

Search the hairdresser’s shop “Wave of Style” in Royal Flush Plaza, it’s in the rear.

Unlock Gng Armor: Boots

Purchase for $2,000,000 from “Moe’s Migitations” on the Platinum Strip.

Unlock Gng Armor: Armour

Beat the game with a S Rating.

Unlock Gng Armor: Helmet

Rescue Jack in “Meet the Family” and beat him in poker in the case “Ante Up”.

Unlockables

Suit Of Armor

Unlockable Clothing

Ending Requirements

Unlock Special Items

Champion’s Jacket – Win a TIR Online episode Convict Outfit – Kill 10 psychopaths Dealer Uniform – Try on every piece of clothing in the game (not locker items) TIR Helmet – Earn $1,000,000 in TIR Online TIR Outfit – Earn $5,000,000 in TIR Online Convicts – Kill 10 psychopaths Hockey Mask – Use every melee weapon to make a kill Tattered Clothes – Kill 1,000 zombies with hand-to-hand Waitress Oufit, Bowling Shirt, Hunting Jacket, and Overalls – Import a Case Zero file to begin your game Willamette Mall Outfit – Rescue 50 survivors

Hidden Missions

Easter eggs

Glitches

Guides

Trophies

Bronze Trophies

Zombie Slaughter – Kill 500 zombies Zombie Destruction – Kill 5,000 zombies Vigilante Justice – Defeat 5 psychopaths Judge, Jury, and Executioner – Defeat 10 psychopaths Zombie Fu – Kill 1,000 zombies barehanded Wrong Kind of Chopper – Kil 1,000 zombies while riding a motorcycle He hasn’t covered wars… – Use every type of firearm on a zombie Head Trauma – Use every type of melee weapon on a zombie Death From Afar – Use every type of ranged weapon on a zombie Explosive Temper – Use every type of explosive on a zombie Death of Comedy – Use every type of novelty weapon on a zombie Come On Follow Me – Escort 8 survivors at once Saving the Day – Save 10 survivors Hero of Fortune City – Save 50 survivors Needs More Chainsaw – Create a combo weapon Duct Tape FTW – Create all combo weapons Apprentice Rising – Reach level 25 Professional Rising – Reach Level 50 Fashion Aficionado – Change into 10 different pieces of clothing Chuck Green: Cross Dresser? – Change into all pieces of clothing in the game Bartender – Mix a drink Look at All That Juice – Create and consume all mixed drinks in the game Finally Full – Eat all types of food in the game Having a Gas – Kill 1,000 gas zombies Father of the Month – Give Katey a gift Father of the Year – Give Katey all possible gifts Better With a Friend – Solve all case files in Co-op mode Don’t You Die on Me – Revive another player in Co-op mode Big Spender – Spend $6,000,000 in Fortune City Window Shopper – Enter all stores in the game Masquerade – Have 10 zombies with masks on at once Improper Behavior – Spray-paint all Zombrex posters TK’s Favorite – Play an win in all 9 TIR events Rising Star – Come in first place in a single TIR event Win Big! – Finish in first place in a TIR episode Custom Finish – Give your bike a custom paint job Curiously Inventive – Collect all combo cards hidden in Fortune City Life Saver – Collect all combo cards from survivors Tough Guy – Collect all combo cards from psychopaths Half Deck – Collect all 25 combo cards Smashy – Smash 100 zombies using the Smash skill move Stick ‘em Up! – Stick it to a zombie by covering him in weapons and objects! Skill to Survive – Tame Snowflake

Silver Trophies

Z-Genocider 2: Genocide Harder – Kill 53,596 zombies Clean Record – Complete “The Facts” Justice Served – Complete Overtime

Gold Trophies

Zombie Genocide Master – Kill 72,000 zombies Full Deck – Collect all combo cards Data Miner – Fill all entries in the notebook

Platinum Trophies

DR2 Trophy Master – Acquire all the trophies in Dead Rising 2

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