#alison is trying to rumour a tree to stop flying

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Diego throwing knives round corners is all well and good but for once I’d like him to throw something completely unhinged

For example one Hargreeves family Christmas Luther winds him up so much Diego cracks and just lobs the entire Christmas tree at him. It chases him through the Academy’s halls dropping baubles and tinsel in its wake

Imagine Reg sitting in his study and suddenly a whole ass tree flys by and hes just like “fascinating” and jots it down

#alison is trying to rumour a tree to stop flying #klaus is screaming cause he spent so long putting the decorations up #viktor doesnt know what all the crashing about is #five blinks out of the way just in time not to get impailed #ben saw the drama go down and is cracking up #tua shitpost #tua #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves