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ryugujitr · 2 years

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Goodmorning or afternoon, evening or g'night.

In this week's bulletin of "What the actual FUCK", we will discuss;

FUCK MORNINGS

'Photoshop? Nope, but I'mma teach u anyway'

Laughing at drama queens is 🤡bad🤡

Feminism vs Opinions

I ain't yo ma'

FYCK MORNING CLASSES- COMMUTING ISNT AS PAINFUL AS WAKING UP 3 HOURS B4 CLASS AND REALISING HOW ILL BE WASTING TIME IN CLASS BC THE WOMAN DOesn'T KNOW SHIT SINCE SHE SPECIALISES IN PRINT. But you know what- you can't say anything bc respect your lecturers and also set THE STACKS OF MONEY U HAVE TO PAY FOR TUITION FEE ON FIRE.

This OWMAN. OH MY GOD THIS WOMAN. SHE IS PISSY AND DEFENSIVE FOR THE SLIGHTEST OF THINGS. GIRL- YA DONT KNOW HOW TO USE PHOTOSHOP OR ANY OTHER ADOBE SOFTWARE-

🤡QUIT.THE.COURSE 🤡

But noooooOoOOo WE MEET HER 6 TIMES A WEEK AND EVERY CLASS IS FUCKING CHAOS- BRUH. And These little devils think distracting her is fun- like EXCUSE ME HAHAHAHAHAHAH- THE FUCK WILL U WRITE IN YOUR EXAMS@??????????????? SOME OF US ACTUALLY WANT THIS DEGREE SO WE CAN WORK , NOT RELY ON A MAN FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

OH OH AND THEN- while the chaos is at full blast this girl is just; 'LeT heR sPeaK atleast LISTEN TO MISS FIRST'

And

This hoe- had been distracting and barfing out useless comments since the class started- says 'So *snifFs* we CanT evEn aSk questioNs *forces a fake sob* 🤡🥲

SO WHY WOULD U NOT LAUGH? AND I WAS JUST: PFFT and

the lecturer is just: WHY ARE U LAUGHING AT HER

Like bruh...she is lying. I am laughing at her AUDACITY OF DERAILING THE CLASS AND PRETENDING TO ACT LIKE SHE CARES AND YOUR STUPIDITY. But kay I guess ....

So TURNS OUT IN THIS CENTURY AND DAY-

Someone comes up to me and asks "Are you a feminist?"

And your boi was literally looking for her STUDENT ID SHE LOST AGAIN, n i was like "Why."

"because you're so confident and strong headed- im glad to see young women who are opinionated enough to take a stand even if they are in the wrong."

Mind you, if my hand wasn't in my bag it would've been down that bitch's throat. AND she is younger than me too and HAD NEVER CONVERSED WITH ME BEFORE, EVER. EVEN IF IM WRONG? THE DEBATE WASNT EVEN A DEBATE I WAS ASKED ABOUT MY OPINION N I GAVE IT TO THE LECTURER WHO AGREED EITH ME AND IT HIT ME-

To this day, a WOMAN'S OPINION- only shows she's a FEMINIST- bc an opinion is something ONLY A MAN CAN HOLD. Since, you know...FEMALES aren't humans .....

Finally, we planned on complaining about the lecturer's LACK OF KNOWLEDGE ABOUT OUR DEGREE YET HER AUDACITY TO TEACH. SO- I was like, I ain't complaining cause ya'll gonna back out.

HIGHKEY- TRU BC THE COMPLAINT LINGERED ON FOR 2 WEEKS N MOST OF tHESE HOES DIPPED.

And yesterday, as I walked out of The cafeteria after discovering INFLATION IS A BITCH- this random girl comes to me and is just:

🤡- Hey bestie what happened for the complaint?

🫥: Idk

🤡- GoD yOu're so Usless you Have ONE JOB, AREN'T yOu lIke onE of ThoSe smaRt Kids?

🫥: smart I am, your mother, I am not.

If i could, i would've socked her in the face too, but their were too many witnesses.😏🧐

💗❣️So, that concludes our second week's therapy session.❣️💗

BUT PLEASE TELL ME, HOW YOU DOIN? HOW WAS UR WEEK? GOT ANY NEWS ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING - I'LL TAKE IT.❣️💗

(i had to put readmore so ppl wouldnt have to scroll endlessly)

MISS GURL - WHAT IN THE FRIENDS’ NAME IS YOUR circus COLLEGE DOIN?

6 TIMES A DAMN WEEK? I WOULDNT EVEN BE ABLE TO STAND TWO- LIKE AM I MISSIN SOME SHIT HERE OR???

nah cuz that stanky ass bitch asked u “WhY aRe YoU lAuGhIng” i wouldve sent a chair flying in her face bc girl nobody paid your dumbass to be here, it aint nobody’s fault but yours that you got stuck teachin shit you dont even know about like nobody did that for you but yourself

ALSO - WHOS THE HOE THAT SAID YOU’RE USELESS FOR NOT DOIN THE JOB SHE KEPT COMPLAININ ABOUT? also legitimately what the actual fuck was that person thinking when asking if you’re a feminist…….. why.

perhaps the kugelblitz or general apocalypse would have been a good idea here. some people just make this world a terrible place, as IF WE DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE YKNOW??? TOTALLY NOT MHMMM

And thank you for stopping by and checking up bestie, i am also having a rather horrific start of my last year of this bullshit jungle circus school.

first of all; EVERYONE IS ATTACKING US FROM EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN DIRECTION ABOUT TESTS, STUDYING AND CHOOSING WHICH HIGH SCHOOL TO GO TO (as if last year wasnt fuckin plenty enough of stress), TEN TIMES WORSE BECAUSE ITS OUR LAST YEAR AND “we’re mature, we’re older, we should be smarter and wiser”………. RIGHT.

second of all - we miraculously have a new student in our shitty class (GIRLIE YOU COULDVE PICKED ANY OTHER FUCKIN CLASS, WHY THIS ONE FILLED WITH IDIOTS???) which is weird, not in a rude way but like…… transferring last year to another school seems more stressful than trying to find a needle in a haystack within one hour, considering 1. you dont know anyone or anything here now 2. you barely have friends and 3. the grading system is entirely diff and fucked way more than your past school so idk how this girl is going to make it but im gonna try look out for her from the shadows and help when i can.

third of all - WE DONT HAVE A SINGLE BREAK EXCEPT FOR WHEN YOU HAVE A RELIGION RELATED HOLIDAY (i have one in october - A SINGLE DAY) AND A SINGLE LITTLE SAD FUCKIN FRIDAY UNTIL THE 30TH OF DECEMBER. WHO MAKES IT OUT ALIVE UNTIL THEN IS A FUCKIN PSYCHOPATH BECAUSE I SURE AINT, WHO TF IS MENTALLY STABLE ENOUGH TO BE COMFORTABLE FOR THIS SHIT AINT NO FUCKIN WAY THATS ME

fourth of all, the teachers are twats- worse than ever before. they’re harassing us from every direction because its our last year, we have to behave, we have to study, keep in line - BUT LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, IM NOT DOING THAT. THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE DARES SPEAK TO ME IN A WAY I DONT LIKE IM SOCKING THEM IN THE FACE, DRAGGING THEM OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL BY THEIR WIG AND BANGING THEIR HEAD AGAINST THE RAILS UNTIL THEY GET A. CONCUSSION. IM NOT HAVING IT.

fifth of all - i was extremely close to getting into a fight and beating the shit out of a girl (lets call her B for Bitch) from my class. im gonna make one thing clear - i hate liars, despise them to the core. i hung out with B and a couple other two girls at lunch and she began literally speedwalking when one of those two girls told me that B asked her why im hanging out with them randomly. i immediately yelled at her dumbass to stop running from her problems and turn around cuz im not a kindergarten teacher, she stopped in her tracks and i told her if she was so bothered by me she should tell me instead of being a coward and talking shit behind my back. she got extremely uncomfortable and didnt dare even look me in the eye for the rest of the day and tbh she should be glad she didnt.

as expected, im definitely not gonna be anything like allison or klaus this year - i’ll be going on a yelling and beating spree from how annoyed people already get me here. my class absolutely didnt change for the better, when they all grow up im betting my left eye they’ll be living a sad life in this country fr.

anyway, ur homegirl will be alone at lunch in the bathroom listening to tua music and probably scrolling thru media bc whats better than learning tua footloose dance in the school bathrooms 💀💀💀

overall you and i both are gonna have a tough year it seems, i’ll always be here for therapy sessions tho dearest 😭😭🖤🖤🖤

#itstheghostofmypast 💌#ALSO I CACKLED AT #‘smart i am #your mother i am not’#SLAYYYYY BSHDJDJ BESTIE WOOOOO

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thelostmoongazer · 5 years

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You figured out how to draw Jevil consistently? ... PLEASE TEACH ME YO U R W A Y S BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL CAN'T

buddy if it took me this fucking long to figure it out then i sure as hell i aint teachin shit without sounding like a broken man

#moon answers #asdfhjkl;#scriibs

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sn0tcl0wn · 5 years

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don't trivialize the need for sex ed. especially on a site with a majority userbase of americans who not only arent taught shit about how to take care of ourselves down there but live in a country where being taught those things in an educational setting is actively discouraged and even banned by people who refuse to teach us anything at home. sites like tumblr make that information accessible to young (and even older) people who wouldn't even think about that stuff until it's too late.

i'm a grown ass adult and i still be learnin shit off this site when someone rb's or makes a post about how to take care of my junk. they aint teachin us shit as kids, man. posts like that are actually really fucking important for those living in places where that information is actively being supressed by those in charge. even if it is done in the form of a meme, Do Not trivialize or derail the information or advice given and make sure to share that shit if you can.

#like if youre skeptical please look it up because ive seen some v wrong info on here #but corrections are different and also important #and if you do that it means you actually give a shit as opposed to the people this post is abt

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blackpantherismyish · 6 years

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Walls (4)

Does He Do It & Mr. Steal Your Girl

Word Count: 2.4K

Warning(s): A lil bit of fluff, Smuuuut, Justin is being a fuckwad

Listen to: Does He Do It & Mr. Steal Your Girl by Trey Songz

A/N: Dedicated to @vanitykocaine

Conversation: Italics

Song Lyrics: Bond

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After that encounter between Vanity and Erik, he seemed to pop by more often. Justin was also in and out of town so Vanity didn't mind the company. Sometimes they would just hang around to drink and smoke. More times than none they would end up fucking. Today just seemed like one of those days.

It's just me and you tonight

And I'm at the point where

I don't ever wanna share you ever again

Erik didn't mind spending his day with Vanity. It was something about that made him enjoy her company way more than he'd imagined.

Erik🤤😈: Imma slide through. Leave the door open.

VMonaé🥃😍: How far away are you?

Erik🤤😈: Down the street.

VMonaé🥃😍: Aight.

Pausing in her cooking process, Vanity walked out of the kitchen and unlocked the door. Vanity wasn't one to usually cook a big meal but tonight was different. Tonight was her birthday. In the process of cooking her pasta, she heard the front door open.

“Erik?” She called out, lifting her head and turning around. A grinning Erik stood in the walkway of the kitchen with bag in his hand.

“That's what they call me.” He chuckled, sitting the bag on the table and opened his arms. Wiping her hands, she shuffled her way to Erik and hugged him as tight as her small arms could.

“Happy Birthday lil one.” Erik rested his hands in the dip of her back and looked down at her.

“Thank you.” Vanity beamed looking back up at him.

“Where's that lil nigga of yours, huh?” Erik let her go and she walked back to the counter next to stove.

When you first showed me the kitten, girl you knew I was a freak (damn right)

You knew ya swag was gon` do somethin` to me

You keep tellin` me one day you his, then one day you want me

Won`t you stop all the pretendin` what the business gon` be

Her shoulders lifted in a shrug. “I don't even know.”

“So, whatever business trip he's on is way more important than your birthday?” Erik took a box out of the bag he arrived with and sat it on the table. Not feeling like continuing this conversation, Vanity sighed and shook her head.

“Yeah I guess. Look can we stop talking about this? Wasn't tryna be upset for my birthday.” She glanced over her shoulder to see Erik nod and motion her over to him.

“Yeah… C’mere though.” Erik took off his gold rimmed glasses and rested them on the table.

“Erik, I'm trying to-" Vanity began to protest.

“Vanity… Just come here.” His voice was stern, which was something she still wasn't used to. Putting spoon she had in her hand down she made her way back to Erik.

“What is that?” She looked down at the box that sat on the table. Chuckling, Erik slid it over to her.

“Open it and Find out.”

Raising an eyebrow, Vanity grabbed the box and opened it. Seeing what was inside, she nearly had a heart attack.

“ERIK!?” She squeaked. It was an Emerald Green 18k gold necklace with matching earrings.

“You ain't gotta yell. I'm right here.” He laughed.

“H-how…” She just stared at the jewelry in awe.

“Don't worry bout it. Just enjoy it.” Erik smiled, looking down at her. Seeing her happy made him happy and that was all that mattered

I`ve been promisin` you something more than jus` a couple weeks

Been rollin` round and jumpin` in and out bed

A real decisions what I need and girl it`s time for you to make it

And while ya takin` it look at me girl and tell me one thing

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“Girl, how do I know if the shrimp is done?” Erik stood over the stove, looking down at the shrimp in the pan.

“The outside should be pink with red tails and they should be a lil white.”

“I guess these lil muthafuckas down then.” Erik stirred the pot and put the lid on. Turning the stove down, he walked up behind Vanity, who was mixing some soft of drink. Grabbing her waist, he closed the space between the two of them.

“What you over here mixing lil girl?” Erik leaned down and kissed on her neck lightly.

Vanity could only giggle. “It's called Crip Walk Hooch.” Erik lifted his head to look down at her.

“Crip Walk Hooch?” He questioned.

“Yeah. That's what I said.” She started to laugh.

“How it taste?” Erik rubbed his hands up and down Vanity's hips as she mixed the drink. Grabbing a small cup she poured Erik a small bit and lifted it up to his mouth. Erik took a sip and instantly fell in love.

“Damn… I aint know you could mix like that.” Erik licked the drink off his lips and looked down at her.

“There's a lot you don't know about me.” Vanity brushed her hips against Erik's to move him out of the way but that only made him grip her hips tighter.

“Oh really?” Erik leaned back down and kissed up a trail from the sweet spot on her neck to the skin behind her ear. Rubbing his growing erection against her ass, he chuckled and whispered in her ear. “Try me and See.”

Posted up in the kitchen you teachin` me how to cook

Then it pop off on the counter and we make alot of fuss

Then I take over the teachin and you know what i`ll do first

Moving them from the counter, Erik shuffled and bent Vanity over the kitchen table. She didn't protest.

“I've been around you for a minute baby girl.” Erik's hands kneading the flesh of her ass as she bit her lip to contain a moan that was destined to escape.

“S-so?” Vanity tried to contain herself but it wasn't working out for her.

“So, I'm pretty sure I know your body by now.” One of Erik's hands slipped into the back of her shorts and Vanity knew she was done for. His thick fingers rubbing against her clit through the thin material of her panties she slowly became undone.

“Eri-"

“Ah… you know the deal..” Erik pulled down her shorts along with her panties and stared down at her already dripping pussy.

“Daddy please..” She pushed her back against him to create some soft of friction. Erik brought his hand down against her backside causing her to cry out and halt her movements.

“Please what, babygirl?” Erik unbuckled his jeans and pushed them down on his hips.

“Please fuck me Daddy.” Vanity whined looking back at him. This nigga had the audacity to tease her… on HER birthday.

“Birthday girl wants Daddy to fuck her up?” Erik teased her opening, rubbing his tip up and down while holding her hips still.

“Mmmmm.” She moaned out, gripping the edge of the table.

“Well all you had to do was say so baby girl.” Erik chuckled pushing himself inside and grabbing ahold of her hips as he began to thrust his own. In no time, Vanity's slickness had coated Erik and he slipped in and out of her with ease.

Does he do it, Does he do it, Does he do it

Does he do it, Does he do it, Does he do it (Do It)

Like I do it, Like I do it, Like I do it, Like I do it

Like I do it, Like I do it, Like I do it (Do It)

When I do it I betcha he don't make you cum like I do

The way Erik was grinding in and out of Vanity, she could feel every pulse of the vein on the underside of his dick. The way it throb as he circulated his hips and rocking into her with ease just turned her on even more. Her manicured nails dug into the side of the table and her hips began to bounce back into Erik's.

“Oh shit… Look at you baby girl, throwing that ass back on Daddy's dick…” Erik's hand caressed the dip in her back while he quickened the speed of his hips. His fingers squeezing her sides as the ripples in her ass put him in a trance. They increased as the pace of Erik's hips increased.

“Does he do it like I do, baby girl?” Erik leaned down and kissed Vanity on her shoulder.

“N-no Daddy.” Vanity moaned, looking over her shoulder to stare Erik in the face.

“Who's pussy is this?” Erik grabbed a fist full of her hair and pulled her head off the table. Vanity's voice seemed to disappear.

“Don't make me ask you again.” Erik started to slam his hips into Vanity's, making the table legs creak under pressure. “I-its yours.” Vanity whined, biting her lip. Not satisfied Erik lifted himself up, pulling Vanity by her hair so that her back was against his chest. Reaching his other hand around, he gripped her throat and lifted her chin so that her ear was right next to his mouth.

“I. Didn't. Hear. You.” Each word was accompanied by a thrust of growing intensity until Erik slammed into her gspot. Legs buckling she grabbed onto his arm for leverage and mustered up all her strength into her response.

“IT'S YOURS!” She screamed before releasing all over Erik. With a few hard thrusts, Erik came. Panting, Vanity held onto his arm for dear life.

“Let's eat… We gonna need all the energy we can get.” Erik chuckled, pulling out of Vanity and holding her up as she regained her mobility.

“This is going to be a long night…” Vanity thought to herself.

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After her birthday Erik started to become distant. He wasn't at the club as much and they didn't hang out as much as they used to. Though she felt a way, Vanity was used to this kind of treatment. Especially after dealing with Justin for so long. So this didn't really take a toll on her emotions as much as she thought it would.

5 months of Erik's silence pushed Vanity to work out her strained relationship with Justin. He promised to be home more and he promised to pay more attention to her. Vanity wanted to believe it but it was getting hard.

Baby I'mma be straight up

Don’t waste no time

I know you ain't my, you ain't my baby

Do you think about us

Do I cross your mind anytime

As Vanity got dressed backstage, her mind drifted to her first interaction with Erik. She would admit it. She missed him. He made her feel such joy whenever he was around. Her thoughts were interrupted by knocking on her door.

I know that you, you’re taken

It’ll never change

'Cause it’s always been that way

But you know that you

Can’t fake it

He can’t give you what I got here right now

“Come in.” Vanity called to the door. Looking up in the mirror, her eyes met Justin's.

“Hey babe.” He called, walking up behind her and kissing her cheek.

“What brings you in here?” Vanity stood from her stool and turned to face him.

“I uh… I got call out do town again.” Justin rubbed his neck, avoiding eye contact with Vanity.

“You're kidding right?” Vanity raised her eyebrow, staring into the side of Justin's face.

“Nah… They called earlier today.” Justin finally looked up.

“Justin you promised!” Vanity stomped her foot, staring at him.

Girl I know what you want

No phones, we ain’t even gotta talk

Next time that he leave you all alone

I’m gon’ come through, replace him

Vanity was fuming. She was about to go off when he phone vibrated.

Erik🤤😈: So you missed me?

Rolling her eyes, she put her phone back down and went back to Justin.

“Baby I know i promised.” Justin began.

“Obviously not! You're leaving again.” Vanity threw her hands in the air as she glared at Justin.

“Baby, I can't just ignore it.” Justin groaned.

“Why the fuck not Justin? You ignore everything else” She rolled her eyes, folding her arms.

I’m gonna watch you

Get naked

I’m gonna tell you

Girl take it

Next time that he leave you all alone

I’ll give you all the love he not

I’m about to take his spot

“I just…” Justin sighed, looking at her. Shaking her head, she went back to the counter. Just then there was a knock on your door.

“Vanity.” The voice of her boss called.

“Yeah?” She called back, putting her things away to get ready to go on stage.

“Someone is requesting you.”

Vanity rolled her eyes and sighed, “Well tell them I'm busy right now.”

“He ain't taking no for an answer.”

Frowning Vanity looked up, glancing at Justin and then to her boss. “Well who the fuck is it?”

“Some dude named Killmonger.” The mention of that name made Vanity freeze.

“¿Quien?” Vanity blinked.

“Killmonger.” Shooting a glance at Justin, Vanity finished shoving the stuff away.

“I'm coming. Justin we’ll talk later.” Vanity rushed out of the room.

“Where you going?” Justin followed behind her as she went out of the floor to search for Erik. He wouldn't be very hard to miss.

“To handle my business Justin, now go handle yours.” Vanity finally spotted Erik, he was leaning against the bar with a whiskey glass. Much like their second encounter. Once his eyes landed on her from across the room, He smiled, showing a new set of golden fronts in his mouth. Vanity almost completely forgot Justin was behind her.

Let your man know that

Mr. Steal Your Girl is back

So let your man know that

Mr. Steal Your Girl is back, back

Motioning her to come to him, Erik sipped from his cup. Vanity’s feet carried across the room and she soon stood in front of the 6’4 beast.

“Hey babygirl… You missed Daddy?” Erik licked his lips, looking down at Vanity whose face was red and flustered.

“Y-yeah.” Was all she could say.

“Is that lil nigga right there?” Erik used his near empty glass to motion to Justin. Vanity nodded.

“Vanity who is that?” Justin finally walked up to the pair. Vanity turned to face Justin and sighed slightly.

“This is Er-” Her sentence was stopped when Erik’s hand grabbed the back of her throat.

“Address me right, lil girl.” Erik leaned down so that his face was right next to hers.

“T-this is Daddy.” Vanity whimpered looking at Justin. At a loss for words, Justin just shook his head and walked away.

“Now babygirl… Get yo stuff. I missed you and I know that pussy missed me too.” Erik sat his cup down on the bar and Vanity leaned back against him.

“She really did Daddy.” She moaned as his hand travelled down her back.

“Good… Cause Daddy is going to have her talking all night.”

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scottybendyourson · 5 years

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Muffy teachin' the hard lessons that shit aint fair.😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/BvFiBdcA0e9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ytg1kephfhby

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streets-of-gold-rita-blog · 7 years

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Breakup Crisis Management Team || Street Fam

Where Rita and Dodger make sure Tito knows that they’re there for him... in that way that they do.

@dodgerjones & @newspaperburritos-forbreakfast

Rita Alright Tito where are you

Rita Tell mama Rita what happened

Tito Mama Rita? Seriously?

Rita Don't change the subject

Tito: More like ai mamacita you know what I'm talkin about man

Tito she dumped my ass over a drunk phone call what more should I fuckin say chica

Dodger AYE

Dodger but seriously man what the fuck is goin on

Rita Tito please

Dodger tell ol' dodgey more

Rita Do we need to deal with someone?

Dodger i already told you id beat someones ass if i had to

Rita Hey no ass beatings without me

Tito no one is beating anyone's ass Jesus fuck

Dodger aye the offer is on the table either way

Rita But we all know how much I like those

Tito texted her in the morning and she still said she meant it and shit just t

Tito that she woulda said it nicer or whatever

Rita But WHY did it happen?

Dodger what the fuck is her problem

Dodger im sorry that was outta line

Rita That shit doesn't just come out of nowhere

Rita No it wasn't what's that bitch's problem?

Tito idk her rich ass mom came into town and she like freaked the fuck out

Tito said we wouldn't work or whatever idk why this didn't happen four months ago but whatever

Rita Is that what this is about?

Dodger so she got freaked out by that dumb bitch

Tito ai that's--nah man I shouldn't be defending her mom u right

Rita So we do need to teach someone a lesson

Rita Let me talk to her for a minute it won't take long

Tito she has more money than like half the upper east side bitches you came across you'd be like arrested Rita I ain't gonna be responsible for that shit

Rita And we have Roscoe what's your point?

Dodger ill fuckin be arrested if it means teachin someone a lesson i dont care

Dodger no one fucks with you

Rita Even if we did get arrested she still wouldn't be safe from us

Dodger FUCK NO YOU TELL EM REETS

Rita I'm just saying that someone should teach her that that isn't how you treat people

Rita Fucking rich assholes ya know if she had been like us she wouldn't have lasted one day I bet

Tito ai fuckers shut up I ain't breaking our going straight streak on relationship shit

Rita Who said it was a streak I didn't agree to no streak

Tito whatever man I'm just saying it probably wouldn't have worked out anyways so

Rita If you thought that you would have never gotten yourself mixed up in it Tito

Dodger you dont fuckin know that

Dodger yous said so yourself you cared about her

Rita I was under the impression that you might'a been fallin in love with her

Dodger SAME HERE

Rita I was also under the impression that she might'a known that

Dodger sheda been stupid not to know that shit

Rita My thoughts exactly, Dodgey boy

Dodger dont fuckin call me that

Rita You know you like it

Tito it don't fuckin matter

Dodger fuck off

Dodger not you teets

Tito also stop flirtin like wtf

Dodger yous need to go after her

Rita What don't matter?

Dodger like not in a kill her way like in a win her back way

Dodger i aint flirtin shut up

Tito it don't fuckin matter if I love her or not

Tito aight I'll shut up

Dodger YES IT DOES

Rita IT ABSOLUTELY DOES

Dodger yous just said it yourself you love her YOUS NEED TA GO AFTER THAT SHIT YOU FUCKIN FIGHT FOR LOVE

Tito nah it don't

Dodger im about to come over there and fuckin kill you

Rita Nah, you know what

Rita: Let him wallow. If she meant as much as we thought he'd be a man and go after her

Dodger yous gonna take that shit man?

Tito aight fine I'll tell you assholes, it don't fuckin matter that I love her because I fuckin told her ass and she still dumped me

Dodger WHAT

Tito good, we all caught up and happy now?

Rita Don't talk like we're the bad guys

Tito and she's fuckin as stubborn as me it ain't gonna work if I don't give her time and shit

Tito idk you fuckers tryna make me feel better and then you go and guilt trip the fuck outta me Rita

Rita Only because she made you happy

Rita Lying down and letting her kick you ain't gonna make you happy

Tito Yeah she did. But I didn't make her happy and honestly I probably can't so what's the fuckin point right now. Her family ain't gonna like me. She flipped a shit when I said I'd go to Paris cause her family was just gonna humiliate me or whatever idk. That's the thing guys, like her family means a lot to her and like I can't compete with family. The way she broke up with me made shit sound like I was some community service project for graduation or some shit idk I'm just tired of trying so hard to win this girl man when all she did was throw my heart fuckin back at me and stop talkin to me

Rita Well then she don't deserve you, Tito

Rita Plain and simple

Tito yeah guess not

Dodger yous deserve someone that is gonna fuckin be there for you no matter what regardless of what their god damn family thinks

Tito Thanks guys

Dodger we still gotta go out and get you good and drunk

Dodger find you a nice rebound if yous want it

Tito Yeah, drunk would be good. I like this plan

Rita The Court's always open [okay hand sign emoji]

Tito dunno about a rebound but I'm sure Reets could swing free drinks at the court [grinning face emoji]

Dodger come on reets help a guy out

Tito Just flirt with that bartender she thinks ur hot

Rita You don't know that

Tito she has fuckin eyes

Rita That's true

Tito cmon

Rita I can get free drinks no worries boys

Dodger DRINKS ON REETS

Rita Drinks on me always, only for my favorite guys [kissy face emoji]

Tito aw you hear that dodge

Dodger yeah im her favorite

Rita That was a plural guys, babe

Dodger yeah but we both know you meant me

Rita Only if you let me call you Dodgie boy

Dodger fuck no

Rita Seems like we're at an impass then

Dodger yous just dont wanna admit it, both teets and i know it

Rita Wow since it's so obvious I guess I should just admit it, huh?

Dodger yeahs you should

Rita Too bad it ain't true [crying emoji]

Dodger you wound me

Rita I do not

Dodger i think thats for me ta decide

Rita Yeah yeah whatever Dodge

Dodger see already got you to stop callin me dodgey boy

Dodger and jesus yous aint even spellin it right

Rita I just thought I'd give you a break

Rita Plus I felt like Dodgey boy would be better than Dodgey baby

Dodger fuck no dodgey boy makes me feel like a god damn child

Rita Dodgey baby it is then

Dodger jesus

Rita [grinny emoji][kissy emoji]

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What do you truly feel towards other horsemen?

lmao this gonna get long nonny

so gotta start w ma best bro war cause since we got outta the sigils he always been kind to me after he got his rage under control yoteachin me shit i didnt knew helpin me keep up w the other horsemen n tellin me how ta fight n stuffhe got me cool weapons n introduced me ta all sorts o shit n was always )(–ELLA patient w me even if sometimes i was rlly fuckin outta control n slow ta learn stuffhe helped me w my abilities also like he was super cool even when UB–ER mad bc ya coulda tell he was tryina keep shit under control n i think that he likes me too i meanynow when he smiles or laughs n everyone throws emselves under tables n shit cause they neva seen him do thati get SUP–ER happy when i make a fishpun n he laughs at it bc he genuine an he likes fish puns so hands don best bro yowe been super tight since he got chill honest

death uhhes kinda fleetal so idk wat ta think of him honesthes chill af too n we didnt spoke much but hes fun ta be around specially when he drinks like mad but hes a good brohe did that abandonment shit w greed but now they chill af so

conquest lmao dont let me start talkin bout this dude just DONTwhen bitch got outta his seal he was T–ERRIFYIN pike he was always fuckin mad an smellin like the rottin piece a fuck he is an puttin his nose all up since he was tha first one gods broke outta their sealwe were all young honest but he was the shittiest even angrier than warbroi uhi dont wanna talk bout what he did fore he got himself under control cause its kinda painful ta remember butit wasnt good shit at alli guess hes gettin betta but he still needs ta stop actin like the royal pufferfish he is fore he reels in what karma has ta offer himhe aint our leader. i love him like all ma siblings but he aint our leader and hell never be w that attitude and the pity party always behind him if we do as much as say one word against himguess its cause tryina change hes seen as an innocent mothafucka an that grinds my gears a LOT cause he aint and i got ma own body ta prove it wrong if it ever comes ta thisidk wat ta think bout him rn cuz hes havin shit goin down w pride n hes taking on the kid stuff that he aint responsible foran that aint cool an im p much disgusted

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beatmyaudio · 4 years

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Freekaleek Song Lyrics – Petey Pablo

Freekaleek Song Lyrics

Freekaleek Song Lyrics From Popular Hollywood Artist Petey Pablo from Album.

This song is sung by singer ” Petey Pablo ” in Year 2004.

Lyrics of Freekaleek :

lets take some calls from the request line caller number one ay man whats up this dominique from shady oaks trailer parkwhats up dominique i wanna hear that song from lil jon and petey pablo aight i got that coming right up for you now shout out the radio station that gave you what you wanteddouble u boom boom babyhow you like it daddy would you do it from the front how you like it daddy would you do it from the back how you like it daddy fyna break it down like that how you like it daddyhow you like it daddy would you do it from the front how you like it daddy can you take it from the back how you like it daddy fyna break it down like that how you like it daddy24 34 46 good and thick and once you get it shell work wit it pretty face and some cute lips earing in her tongue and she know what to do wit itmake a name for herself and she do her shit well and know how to keep her business to herself come over anytime a nigga call chick 1 oclock 2 oclock and she right there ding dongand she know why she came here and she know where her clothes suppose to be off and over there sniff a little coke take a little x smoke a little weeddrink a little bit i need a girl that i can freak wit and wanna try shit and aint scared of a big dick and love to get her pussy licked by another bitch cause i aint drunk enough to do thatfreekaleek how you like it daddy shameka keisha how you like it daddy tarafreekaleek shonda how you like it daddy sabrina crysta how you like it daddy darondafreekaleek theresa how you like it daddy felicia tenisha how you like it daddy shavonfreekaleek monica how you like it daddy monique christina how you like it daddy yolandai need to know a whole lot then to teachin a broad with my ding dong make her tongue tickin the bong go on ahead so i dont have to do that far im spoiled and i dont like to work that hardi like to lay back relax and enjoy my time and let your eyes roll back and my toes curl i love when you do that girl until it comes time for me to have to give her herstell me what you want do you want it missionary with your feet crammed into the head board do you want it from the back with your face in the pillow so you can yell it loud as you want todo you want it on the floor do you want it on the chair do you want it over here do you want it over there do you want it in ya pussy do you want it in ya ass ill give you anything you can handlefreekaleek how you like it daddy shameka keisha how you like it daddy tarafreekaleek shonda how you like it daddy sabrina crysta how you like it daddy darondafreekaleek theresa how you like it daddy felicia tenisha how you like it daddy shavonfreekaleek monica how you like it daddy monique christina how you like it daddy yolandahow you like it daddy would you do it from the front how you like it daddy would you do it from the back how you like it daddy fyna break it down like that how you like it daddyhow you like it daddy would you do it from the front how you like it daddy can you take it from the back how you like it daddy fyna break it down like that how you like it daddyyeah i appreciate it lil home boy not a problem you know i do it because i love you now i got to give a shout out to seagrim gin cause i drink it and they paying me for itfreekaleek how you like it daddy shameka keisha how you like it daddy tarafreekaleek shonda how you like it daddy sabrina crysta how you like it daddy darondafreekaleek theresa how you like it daddy felicia tenisha how you like it daddy shavonfreekaleek monica how you like it daddy monique christina how you like it daddy yolandafreekaleek how you like it daddy shameka keisha how you like it daddy tarafreekaleek shonda how you like it daddy sabrina crysta how you like it daddy darondafreekaleek theresa how you like it daddy felicia tenisha how you like it daddy shavonfreekaleek monica how you like it daddy monique christina how you like it daddy yolanda

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