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Gonna name my kid Ianthe to make sure she grows up into the blondest meanest most ambitious girlboss in whatever story she’s in

#me when i name my kid Lance but i have a lisp

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what the fuck is jojo about

#good for him

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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

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Nb- Non-autistic does not necessarily mean neurotypical

#the cut of the sandwich depends upon the bread the sandwich and also the vibes of the day

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#my phone is 6 years old. it should be going to kindergarten

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#👀

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#1! my morning coffee! it is delicious

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if youre looking for a silly cutesy feelgood read, check out fyodor dostoevsky’s crime & punishment

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take a moment to improve your day by stopping to think about cu alter’s big fat titties

#ON IT BOSS #hhhnnnnnmmmmhhhhhgg

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so fucked up that spongebob squarepants is a children's show that can't feature alcohol because squidward would look right at home cuntily swirling a glass of red wine

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#DUNSPARCE. FFS