#adam's bs

[bruces-midlife-crisis]

the stepdad bruce au posts I've been seeing are so funny they're basically like

kon: are you okay, dad?!

clark: oh, im-

kon, flies to bruce: seriously you gotta be more careful!

clark: 😶

like yes pls give me more

#clark kent #bruce wayne #stepdad bruce au #kon kent #i mainly see it on twitter but every post either warms my heart or makes me bust a gut #adam's bs #superbat

[ifthisislifesobeit]

is there such a thing as hand dysphoria?

cuz I fucking got it!

it's so exhausting trying to find masculine rings when they're all way too big for my fingers

and everyone calls my hands soft and tiny and cute and delicate and I'm smashing my head through a window as I type this

#ty abuela for the tiny hands ik youre laughing at me in heaven smh #adam's bs #dysphoria tw

[shitboxcar]

TRC girls shitposting part 3

part 2 | part 4

#i have so much bs in my fake twt app trying to decide what is decently funny and what would get me shot is so Hard.. #anyway enjoy #adam parrish #trc #ronan lynch #blue sargent #the raven cycle #gansey #pynch #bluesey #noah czerny #maura sargent #incorrect trc #richard gansey #joseph kavinsky #mine #henry cheng

[greghatecrimes]

House MD characters as this random compilation of bowling fails I found on tiktok (based on vibes alone)

#house md #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #greg house #remy thirteen hadley #james wilson #robert chase #allison cameron #eric foreman #chi park #jessica adams #martha m masters #lisa cuddy #tiktoks #anya's bs (badly edited shitposts)

[murkycran]

Charlie FINALLY getting to stick it to Adam (literally):

Me:

Good 👏 for👏 her👏

#hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin charlie #hazbin hotel charlie #Hazbin Adam #Hazbin hotel Adam #he was suuuuuch a DICK #not even dickmaster just A Dick #Charlie put up with so much of his bs

[bloodycowboyclub]

#Hangman Adam Page #jon moxley #cm punk #aew #aewedit #adam page #all elite wrestling #wrestlingedit #Hangman Page #wrestling #* #gifs #that's just how you greet the best in the world #im on my hangmox bs #middle finger #reaction image

[nyxi-pixie]

nakahara 'i could think of 190 ways of exacting my revenge' chuuya and dazai 'ive been thinking of ways to kill chuuya every day for seven years' osamu

#soukoku #theyre both so fucking weird #i talk a lot of shit abt dazai bc evrythng he says abt chuuya shld be held as evidence he needs a permanent vacation in a psych ward #but chuuya does NOT deserve a pass bc bro what the fuck😭😭 #i just feel bad for adam #my poor guy is so confused #so tired #no one shld be subject to skks bs for more than an hour at a time #anyway #stormbringer is just skk fic half the time i love it sm 😭😭😭

[skiplo-wave]

You go king and queen

Make that mouse pay what you worth

#Twitter bs #adam driver #margot robbie

[gargrizzled]

Diving into the pits on the futile hunt for

GRANDMA EDNA LORE

#Press F for E&C's kayfabe grandma #Poor old lady was put down by her grandson #Then was Thanos snapped out of existence #edge and christian #christian cage #edge wwe #wwf #adam copeland #VS BS

[azamonvoid]

First skk doodles I did in months lmao-

And its not even a full drawing its just me trying to remember how to draw their hair + how I think the fem version would have it xdnt

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #fanart #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #skk #soukoku #fem soukoku #fem skk #fem dazai #fem chuuya #adams bs art

[ikenoklasm]

The time is ripe for some absolute mad lad to hit the national archives and library in order to make a better period drama (preferably a series) about the French Revolution.

#let me be delusional #maximilien robespierre #this is brought upon me seeing a clip from the 2008 John Adams #frev #random bs go

[bruces-midlife-crisis]

I had another shower thought but this time superbat related

superbat au where clark and battinson raise jon as a baby

and one day when jon is just crying his lil heart out and clark and bruce just had no idea what to do so bruce just holds him and sings

specifically, he sings songs from nirvana. and it works like a charm

so nirvana becomes bruce's go to lullabies. and then jon grows up having a similar music taste to bruce.

and yes this idea did come after I screamed the lyrics to "the man who sold the world" in the shower lmao

#like imagine bruce taking jon to concerts because they have similar music taste! #just think of the father son bonding! #bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #superman #superbat #jon kent #adam's bs #battinson

[blvckentropy]

PROMO

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#bs challenge #sims challenge #oc: adam #oc: richie #challenge #the wild bois #the keller effect

[michaelmilligan]

Adam being a repressed queer guy who also doesn't want to talk about his feelings would make sense since he grew up in the 90's and 2000's (and also didn't have much time to figure himself out on Earth, plus, ya know, John). But I think it would be so funny if he came out of the cage like:

'I have not spoken to another human in over a thousand years. My only company was this equally repressed daddy's boy with eldest daughter syndrome, who surprisingly knows nothing about gender. When I told him that pink is for girls, he just stared at me blankly with all his two millions eyes for like a solid three hours. A few years later, when I mentioned something similar, he told me that someone should inform the poor male flamingos that they are apparently breaking a gender law. He once told me most of his previous vessels did not wear pants, and he didn't mean that they were walking around naked. When I jokingly said that I was the one wearing the pants in this relationship, I accidentally discovered that while they don't have faces, angels can still blush.

'Anyway, where was I going with this. Oh, yeah. So. If I want to sing along to the soundtrack of High School Musical and cry about missing several generations of Pokémon, that's my business and mine alone. And anyone who disagrees with that can kindly get smote by my live-in-boyfriend-wife. <3 Hope this helps.'

#Queue Salmondean like 😳 #Also I know both can be correct (Adam going into the cage repressed and coming out like hiiiii gays I mean guys) #I just. Think he might be over some of his inhibitions after all this time with a guy who does not care if his vessel is wearing a skirt- #-or not. #And okay maybe Michael is not the type of guy to have teary late-night conversations with #But also what if he is #What if he has actually allowed himself that with Adam #So they're both far more mellow and emotionally honest coming out of the cage #Like when they're arguing and Michael is being incredibly honest about his feelings towards his father #Anyway this is just me rambling and inserting my silly headcanon of Adam liking HSM #I just need Adam to be about three layers removed from human bs at this point #Midam #Adam Milligan

[greghatecrimes]

god forbid women do anything

#season eight was so dark lighting wise and FOR WHAT?? #the process of making this visible was kinda painful #* = park is not a woman to me jsyk #in my mind adams is a femme lesbian and park is they/he transmasc lesbian #and together the two of them are weird homoerotic workplace young women yuri #the gays just flock to house i guess LMAO #anya's bs (badly edited shitposts) #house md #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #remy thirteen hadley #jessica adams #chi park #park/adams

[horrorknife]

adam’s been living with hoffman for 2 weeks and gets jumpscared when dude walks out of his bathroom with an avocado mask on and adams sitting there, half rolled joint in his hands, like

“WHHAAAHHAHAA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A FACE MASK” “. What. it helps with wrinkles.” (He Is So Fucking Embarrassed)

#and then they smoke the j on hoffman’s back patio #this is such a Specific microcosm of my hoffheight bs so. sorry for lack of context #anyway uhm *holds up finger* i think adam would be better at engineering than hoffman #jonah.txt