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#aaaaaaaand scotty
boxboxlewis · 1 month
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I SLAMMED CHOC SHOP BUT THEN I SAW COUPLES THERAPIST CAN I VOTE TWICE
double voting is ENCOURAGED in this cheerocracy. as a token of appreciation here is a little snippet... max and daniel are an established couple who are going through a rough patch, and scotty james is their couples therapist
There are so many problems with their new therapist, Max hardly knows where to begin. He smiles too much, for one thing, with his big fake white teeth that are probably those porcelain veneers you can get glued on. Max hopes they hurt. Daniel has veneers but his don’t look so glaring and awful, and anyway, Daniel only smiles when he thinks something is good, or funny. The therapist wields his smile like a lion tamer with a chair, as if he can use it to block attacks. Not going to work, Max wants to say. I can still bite you, easy: and I’ve got my real teeth.
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dina-milovanov-art · 5 years
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Aaaaaaaand.... Scotty is now Bismarck! Oil on canvas board. 11" X 14" https://dina.milovanov.ca/products/bismarck . . . . . . . #portraitcommission #portraitcommisions #customportrait #customportraits #torontoartist #artforsale #artcollector #artcollectors #originalart #modernart #contemporaryartist #artlovers #contemporaryart #contemporarypainting #portraitphotography #portraits #portraiture #portraitpage #portraitmood #makeportraits #oilpainting #affordableart #realism #figurative #artgallery #живопись #kunst #pintura #peinture https://www.instagram.com/p/ByxjIJgnBhw/?igshid=1qp80vi11t512
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soap-brain · 7 years
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Aaaaaaaand Bones for the character thing :P
bonesy!! 
so since you didn’t specify.... i kinda wanna do both tos and aos? and you can’t fight me at the moment, sooooooooo :p
TOS Bones
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: his baby blues, his bouncing his advice. he’s very much always by jim’s side and tries to help him with his captaining duties
worst quality: listen he can be very abrasive and while i’m sure he doesn’t mean it, he should be a bit nicer to spocko sometimes!!
ship them with: nobody... i hc tos bones as aro tbh
brotp them with: kirk!! also chapel, definitely (she runs his medbay after all) also i bet he and scotty are bros.
needs to stay away from: weird meteor cities the high priestesses of which try to seduce him to stay with them
misc. thoughts: HIS SMILE WHEN AMANDA TELLS HIM ABOUT I-CHAYA KILLS ME EVERY TIME LISTEN HE’S SUCH A SOFTIE ON THE INSIDE!! also i like his battles of wit with spock, it’s hilarious. also him in the one with the whales?? oscar material @ deforest kelley
AOS Bones
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (look, the entire reboot is very pretty and shiny)
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: the sex hair his compassion
worst quality: his bleak outlook on life sometimes. makes me sad :(
ship them with: kirk
brotp them with: spock (esp after beyond), probably scotty, too
needs to stay away from: torpedos
misc. thoughts: i’d love, love, love to get to know joanna!! also pffft i can’t quite quote ID, but the one good thing they did was the thing about his hands cause uhhh yes please. also i love how much life and love karl gave to bones, considering how he didn’t have deforest kelley to help him and considering how intent the creators (jj ass-brams) were on diminishing his character. there are so  many little touches - the ring he’s wearing, the bounces, the little bones-y quotes... really, really fantastic work on his part. and incidentally, i never realized how little we really got of bones in ID because karl filled his character so well?? i’m love
also i should glare at @loststarlight here. you know why.
DID I MENTION I LOVE STAR TREK YET????? CAUSE BOY I LOVE IT!!!
~keep me entertained while i’m studying!~
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