#a bitch won't shut up

[rosenecklaces]

some people just doesn't get that everything about elain and azriel is about hands and that's why this society is in shambles

#elriel #since day fucking one #this bitches have symbolism dating back to their childhood and i won't shut up about it

[gasstationpopcorn]

#this is a blog for me and my insanity now #I'm breaking free from filling the tags with content #this is miha gušti stan account BTW #<- bitch shut up u won't last a day with unorganised posts #misc.posts #joker out

[pixiemage]

LOGIC: Tango hasn't been posting as many Empires videos and there hasn't been much Rancher content because he ALSO just started the Create series, what limited time he could put into Empires was dedicated to the redstone he built for Fwhip, and he and Jimmy are in different time zones. His comment on Twitter about Tumblr scaring him was based on the fact that we found his Create skin within HOURS of it appearing on NameMC, and that's it.

FEAR: Tango hasn't been posting as many Empires videos because he's busy with Create, sure, but there hasn't been much Rancher content because he saw what Tumblr's reaction was after his Rancher Reunion video came out and we scared him away from wanting to do much more.

#this has run through my head on multiple occasions and it's stupid and I KNOW it's stupid but apparently my brain won't shut up about it #the man is BUSY #he's doing a 2ND SERIES that has apparently caught his interest wat more than the crossover and that's FINE because those videos are GREAT #and the whole Rebuilding The Ranch thing from Jimmy's video happened LATER ON TOO so like #we fan artists don't have nearly as much sway in what creators do as I sometimes fear #but anxiety is a dumb bitch who won't leave me alone soooo lmao #TangoTek #HC x Empires #Team Rancher #Hermitcraft #Empires SMP

[valla]

ngl this exchange haunts me like the ghost that used to knock on my room in the middle of the night when i'm supposed to be alone upstairs

#like... what the hell man #how tf am i supposed to be normal about this??? bitcj #what the fuck #i really need to know the thought process behind this bc... what the hell #this is so out of pocket #i care about the fact that theyve only know each other for two years in here but their bond is strong enough to warrant this exchange?!?!@& #edelgard's kinda insane for this ngl #likE BITCH #UHHH?? #like she wanted her beagles back but THIS??? #with petra she's coaxing her to come back. with bernadetta she's trying to calm her down but #dorothea??? she won't take no for an answer. she WILL have dorothea back home and drag her if she has to #ON GOD AND IM SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THAT? BE SERIOUS #shut up val

[mooifyourecows]

tiktok fear mongering is really somethin else huh...

#dressed up like helpful advice #but meant purely to promote panic #and overconsumption #and generate waste #like the whole leftover rice thing everyone won't shut up about #like i understand that there is truth to it #safe food handling is important #and it's true that everyone should be wary of leftover starches #and the sicknesses you can get from them if you're not careful #but bitches are really like #'never reheat rice. throw it away IMMEDIATELY or youll DIE' #like babe no #you're encouraging people to be wasteful and fear things that are relatively fine #ive been eating leftover rice my whole life #and i aint ever gotten sick #and sometimes ive eaten things i absolutely should not eat #and i wouldn't have been surprised if i DID get sick because of it #i can agree with that and accept that #but i didn't get sick at all #because it's not black and white ya know like it's not a GUARANTEE that if you do one thing wrong youll get botulism and DIE #be safe but don't be overly cautious to the point that you're throwing perfectly good food away because some jabroni on tiktok told you to #im half convinced its a ploy to make people spend more money so daddy capitalism can thrive #don't be tricked

[the-chessboard-is-personal]

number of times my table has fallen apart: 3

am i still using the table? yes, because a new one would cost 300 bucks

i feel like uhhhhh whichever hermit had the 10 year old keyboard. i think maybe etho. idk i forget

#the fuck up won't shut up! #ventish maybe #slope table. it slopes everything on it onto the floor and i have to frantically pick up my laptop and hope the table doesn't crush the mou #e #for everything else its just. Floor Time Bitch

[suga4mycoffee]

It's 5:17am.

If these damn seagulls don't SHUT THE HELL UP

#loud cunts #FUCK OFF BACK TO THE COAST #i wouldn’t be so mad if i lived on the coast #i would actually be used to it then #but there are many #and they are loud #and they won't shut... the fuck up #bitches

[korrasamibottles]

Do you guys think people stuck working in retail hell in TLOK would wear name tags. Like what's the consensus

#do i give this poor woman a name is what i'm asking. #one reason this fic is taking so long to finish is that i keep adding details i KNOW ppl don't read smut for. whatever i'm doing it for ME. #these bitches won't shut up. but also the sex scene keeps getting longer so in the end we all win

[whysamwhy123]

Since I'm back after a little unplanned hiatus, time to blab about another dumb idea I had for an AU that I'll never write! So! For some reason, a while back, I decided I really wanted to come up with a trashy reality show AU for Max Squared, where MJF decides to exploit Caster's immediate, intense love for him by starting up a little showmance. Max wants to manipulate the editing of the show as well as the game itself to make sure that he wins and/or becomes the breakout star of the season. So when Caster falls head over heels for him on Day One, he's presented with the perfect opportunity.

Initially, I was thinking the show would be a Survivor type deal, a bunch of people on a desert island or something, voting each other off, so Max's game is stringing Caster along so that he won't ever vote against him and he always has an ally help him vote out whoever he considers his biggest competition. But then I started to think it might be funnier if it was an American Idol style singing competition. It kinda fits, right? Both MJF and Caster are musically inclined, after all. And it changes the logic behind Max's plan - he wants to manipulate the editing of the show, make himself seem like a nice, endearing guy so the public will vote to keep him in the show, and ensure he gets a lot more screen time than the the other contestants. And what better way to do than pretending to be falling in love with this weirdo who's obsessed with you? A heart-warming queer romance on a show where only one of them can win? That's some good trash TV there, right?

MJF insists to Caster that it's all an act on his part. He's only pretending to be in love with him for the show, to tug on the heartstrings of all the stupid fans out there who think this shit is anything close to real. A ploy to make himself seem like the perfect charming, irresistible hero he needs to be in order to win this damn thing. And Caster's just like ''Whatever you say, sweetie,'' because he knows before Max does.

Maybe after a certain point, Max figures, hey, there's no harm in sleeping with the guy. It doesn't mean anything - Caster's so willing, so he may as well get laid. Of course, Caster thinks this is a sign that he really does have feelings for him, no matter how many times MJF tells him that it's not because he's actually attracted to him. No, it's just a ''power thing''.

He's only pretending, right? Caster's a fucking loser, a pawn in Max's grand master plan to emerge victorious. There's no way he could end up actually developing feelings for him over the course of the show, right? It's all for the show, it's fake, it's not real! There's simply no way he could...

Also, I'd want there to be a point where one night, Caster straight-up begs Max to let him eat his ass. And MJF's like ''Ugh, no way! That's disgusting! You're insane! You're a fucking weirdo! You're gross! You're...you'd do that for me?'' and of course, Caster tells him he'd do anything for him. And Max finds he can't resist anymore. So he lets Caster do it and he makes sure he doesn't regret it. Max's probably so loud during it that it pisses off the other contestants and the crew members who can hear it through the walls because Max simply cannot keep quiet like he usually can.

#What is wrong with you Sam you should not be allowed to write #Y'all were free from me subjecting you to my terrible ideas for a few days but I'm back bitches!! #And worse than ever! #This is definitely one of those ideas that it's a good thing I'll never write #Been rattling around in my head for a while but I won't ever make it happen and that's for the best #I don't think I have it in me to write something trashy enough for this idea #Because it would need to be trashy like a reality show but I'd probably hold back too much #But the goofiness of the situation would have been fun to play around with #I feel like there's a lot of comedic potential to this AU at least #Also whoops got very H-word at the end there my sincerest apologies #But in my defence...trashy reality show AU and it's Max Squared what did you expect? #Does anyone still care about Max Squared besides me? It feels like everyone else has migrated over to AdaMJF #Gone where I cannot follow #Jesus fucking Christ Sam why are you still making tags SHUT UP ALREADY! #This is what happens when I have to go three whole days without internet this bitch has lost their damn mind #OK I promise I'll shut up now sorry

[imwritesometimes]

pro tip: if you've just done 11 miles in 45 mins on a stationary bike, maybe wait a little bit before you do 40 squats

#I am *really* hoping a day of rest will calm my left leg muscles down and I won't have pulled like #every muscles in that leg #again 😑 #my calf especially is barking and I'm like damn bitch OK we will chill today I was super busy anyway #so I was alread 50/50 on working out today but goddddd I really overdid it yesterday 😔 #I'm sorry I'm shutting up now I'm just like WIRED today now from all the shit I had to do & convos I had to have #I need like a sedative lmao #erin explains it all

[bewilderedbuck]

s4 david/devi will make me crazy. also please share all the thoughts about them xoxo

pretending this ask isnt 6 days old (and the other ones i need to answer aren't like......weeks and weeks old bc ive been Slacking) but i've already touched on the first "devi" i think we're going to get here and god you know what im thinking about now??? the first david. because they've shown us since season 1 that ben doesn't ever return to david unless he's trying to like, reconcile?? with devi i guess.

like take this moment from 1x06:

this is post-nuking and he just!!! doesn't know what he did wrong!!!! and he wants things to go back to how they were before she nuked him!!! so he slips the david in there to try to go back to what they were just on the precipice of in 1x05.

and then in 2x05:

the first david of season 2!!!!! god i just. i have so many conflicting emotions about season 2 but this moment. this is one of those things that i didn't notice on my first watch, or even my second rewatch - because "david" just flows so naturally here. but then i started my little cataloging series and i just. the significance of the first david coming in at a moment where they're just starting to go back to - not normal, because they never really had a normal, i don't think, but going back to something other than pained looks and petty remarks in front of classmates and spitting "so no, we're not friends." and like - they still aren't friends here, not really, but it's a step - one that ben makes, bravely.

and of course we don't really get that in season 3, because they're only very briefly on bad terms due to the whole des situation, but like.....idk, i know this isn't enough for a pattern just yet, but it's so intentional, and so i'm thinking we'll get something similar in season 4 - i don't have enough information to exactly narrow down how the first "david" is going to go, but episode 5 is always always always benvi heavy (heist, relay, coffee house) so i have no doubt that 4x05 is going to be much the same. if the first "david" isn't at the end of 4x05, then it will be at the beginning of 4x06 - if i'm wrong i'll eat my words i guess but like. based on past seasons it just makes sense!!!!

also like (this isn't directed at u grace lol this is. general.) if ur still reading this and u HAVEN'T read all my other devi vs david posts where i catalog (and go crazy over) every single instance ben uses one or the other you can find them all here !!!

#i hope my reputation in the nhie fandom is just 'that one bitch who won't shut the fuck up about devi vs david' #benvi #devi vishwakumar #ben gross #nhie #devi vs david #nhie s4 spec #asks #grace tag #mutuals

[helianthus21]

when he breaks the cycle and you just🧍🏼‍♂️

#if you want this bitch (rang) to shut up #fastest way is to just be nice #he won't know what to do with that kajds #totnt #lee rang #lee yeon #look he just wanted to poke and prod at him #he wasn't supposed to be so earnest and caring in response!! #heli liveblogs #not really but for the tag

[monarch-ambrosia]

so i gave my first ever drag performance a couple nights ago and while it was a little bit of a bumpy ride i think the people liked it so,,,,

WELCOME TO THE WORLD NEW BABY ARSENIC GREENE!

CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S A......

.....

technical difficulties, please stand by

#drag king #drag thing #drag artist #baby drag queen #are you a drag king or a drag queen? yes next question #im like if an escaped science experiment was on the run from its mad creator and took refuge in a theatre costume department basement #IM WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS AND IM ALREADY PLANNING MY NEXT PERFORMANCE AAAAAAAAA #The Yellings #on today's episode of Arsenic Won't Shut the Fuck Up #i met the host of the show and the first thing she did after seeing me was ask for my instagram and i tell you i almost DIED #i told her it was my first performance and she said “looking like that??? that doesn't make any sense” AAAAAAA #THE MIC THEY GAVE ME WAS SO BAD THOUGH #i had to put it down halfway through my song because i kept blowing it out even though i was holding it like 2 feet away from my head #the bitch couldn't handle me i guess #ANYWAYS I THINK IM DONE NOW. #bye

[garak-pussy-indulgence]

waiting until February is gonna be fucking stupid I wanna do it now

#the issue is ruining Christmas for everyone and my mom probably won't shut the fuck up about that for the rest of her life #in retrospect i think i got much closer to death than i thought i did in august #when I downed two thirds of a bottle of 100 proof liquor in one sitting #and that was just an accident that was me getting out of control cus i was unsupervised #if i really committed i could probably do it just fine #still gonna wait a couple months which is gonna be unbearable #ive got a concert that needs me in the audience and an Andy birthday to put together #anyway. call the cops bitch I'll have sex with them et cetera #and throwing me in the loony bin is coming out of your paycheck cus im kicked off insurance #liz says things #whining

[cedarspiced]

not being able to find a job really fucking sucks. my brain won't stop telling me "your family is going to be homeless and it'll be your fault" over and over and i can't get it to Stop

#beating it with a stick. SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #also does Not help that certain ppl keep suggesting that i am simply not finding a job bc i'm not Trying hard enough. #BITCH YOU TRY FINDING AN ENTRY LEVEL JOB THAT YOU WON'T HAVE TO BE ON YOUR FEET 80% OF THE TIME FOR. #and on TOP of that. the building has to be wheelchair accessible #i have been searching nonstop for about 5 months now and have nothing to show for it. and i'm truly starting to feel like it is my fault #and that i just need to try harder #fucking. screams #cedar speaks

[lexyscross]

Kirsch haters (especially the Richie and Ethan haters) aren’t even proper haters; at this point, they’re fans. They’re more obsessed with them than those of us who love them are.

#I swear Richie haters are SO FUCKING OBSESSED WITH HIM! #Like they can't shut tf up about this guy! 😳 #Especially the Tamb3rs; HOLY SHIT! 😵 #I ship Tamb3r but can never actually *enjoy* the ship bc they won't SHUT TF UP already!! 🙄 #''Richie's relationship with Amber was inappropriate and creepy'' Okay?? YOU'VE SEEN THEM BOTH DO WORSE. YOU'RE STANNING SERIAL KILLERS FFS! #Meanwhile you bitches literally stan Freddy fucking Kruger. SIT TF DOWN. #kirsch family #richie kirsch #ethan landry #wayne bailey #quinn bailey #rant #text post