DUCKCEMBER DAY 20: Mark Beaks & Falcon Graves
Mark is unfortunetely trending on social media again, and this time, its with his British partner and bodyguard Falcon Graves. The grinch is one of the hottest new costumes for trending in Duckberg this year, and Mark has just gotta capitalize on the new fad with quite possibly the grinchiest of duck/birds he knows! It's safe to say that Falcon wouldn't touch this costume with a thirty nine and a half inch pole...
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Morrigan needs to change her summoning Wunder song to a slightly tweaked version of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch from the animation of Dr. Seuss' "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," except change all the places where it says Mr. Grinch to say Mr. Squall instead. It would be perfect.
Consider:
"You're a mean one, Mr. [Squall],
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. [Squall]!
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. [Squall],
Your heart's an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr. [Squall]!
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mr. [Squall],
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile, Mr. [Squall]!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. [Squall],
You're a nasty-wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. [Squall]!
The three words that best describe you are as follows,
and I quote,
'Stink, stank, stunk!'
You're a rotter, Mr [Squall],
You're the king of sinful sots,
You're heart's a dead tomato
Splotched with moldy purple spots,
Mr. [Squall]!
Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr [Squall],
With a nauseous super "naus"!
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. [Squall]!
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!!!"
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Lindsey Stirling - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (ft. Sabrina Carpenter)
From my playlist “Darkest Yule”: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLz2OmV7UeO8t7WfKH16W8el1vl4SvVtz9
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