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minnielvr · 8 months

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DIE FOR YOU - chapter 8 : "party"

y/n received a text from hyunjin saying that he left, so she made her way out of her dorm too.

"y/n be safe!!" yunjin called from behind

"yea and if you go home with hyunjin tell us!" hanni called out and snickered.

y/n scoffed and whispered a little 'fuck off' under her breath. why does everyone thinks she likes him?

y/n soon arrived at the party and was about to text hyunjin until she felt a pair of big hands cover her eyes and ask, "guess who?" she pushed his hands off and said "well hello to you too hyunjin."

the two then walked inside and hyunjin was bombarded by a wave of people, asking him what was he doing here and what his plans were. he realized that he came here for you and didn't want you to be uncomfortable so he told everyone that he was just going to chill.

y/n was standing there awkwardly until hyunjin waved his hand in front of her face.

"helloooo y/nn!! you there?"

"huh uh- yeah sorry i just got zoned out." she lied. y/n did not get zoned out. what actually happened was she locked eyes with jang wonyoung, the campus IT girl. she had everyone wrapped around her finger, except y/n of course. y/n was scared that wonyoung would see her with hyunjin and start some rumors, so she quickly pulled him along.

"lets go get some drinks hyunjin" she pulled him along

"wow i didn't expect you to be that enthusiastic" he smiled

the two made it to the drink table and ended up taking one too many shots. next thing you know they're all over each other, dancing together to the rythm of the music. all was well until wonyoung walked up to the two of them and pushed y/n off him.

that sobered her up real quick. who gave that bitch permission to put her hands on her?

"wonyoung what the fuck?" y/n yelled

"sorry y/n, its just that, my hyunjinnie promised me that he would spend some time with me. and i really miss him." she sighed and gave an innocent look.

that confused y/n even more. are they dating? why didn't hyunjin tell her? why does she care so much?

"uhmmm w-what are you taaalking about....wonyoung" hyunjin was still very drunk and didn't know what was going on.

"awww baby its okay," she moved his bang out of his eyes, "me and you can go have some fun now" she smirked and started taking him to a room.

but y/n wasn't having any of that. it's one thing to interrupt them and make false claims, but now she was about to do something to hyunjin while he was drunk? yea, no way. so y/n blocked the door with her body and looked at wonyoung.

"can't you see he's drunk?" y/n asked

"okay. and?" wonyoung laughed

"if you take him into that room while he's not in his right mind, that would be considered as assault."

a few people standing by heard the commotion and all gasped. they all thought wonyoung was doing something bad. wonyoung took notice of everyones reaction and immediately pushed hyunjin away towards y/n and faced their little audience.

"n-no. guys trust me it's not what you think! i didn't know he was drunk i swear!!" she started to fake cry and ran off.

after that, everyone disappeared, going off to do their own thing.

y/n sighed to herself and looked at hyunjin, he was resting half his body on her, almost passed out.

"now what do we do with you..." she sighed and then managed to drag him outside, she then asked which was his car so she could put him inside the passenger seat.

"hyunjin. hyunjin!!!" y/n called out

"y-yeaaa" he raised his head up from her shoulder.

"which car is yours?" she grabbed his chin and turned it to the front where all the cars were.

"ohhhh you know....the really fast one."

"wowww thats so cool!!! which color though?" y/n decided to play along so he could answer her faster

"rrred." then he pointed at his car.

y/n made hyunjin stand up as much as he could and she lead them over to his car. once they got to it, y/n took a moment to appreciate it. it was a red porshce 911.

"can you give me your keys hyunjin?" y/n put her hand out.

"mmmmmm no!" he laughed

"hyunjin i really need those keys so we can put you in there and get you home" y/n was growing irritated now. he's like a baby.

"but i don't wanna go home....i wanna stay here with you." he said the last part in a whisper while pouting at her.

y/n's breath hitched. why does she have butterflies in her stomach all of a sudden? it's just the alcohol speaking, she told herself. but then again, a drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts right? it was all so confusing for her.

"you don't mean that hyunjin. you're drunk. now please give me your keys."

hyunjin gave her his keys reluctantly and let her seat him inside. once she got inside and buckled up, she turned her head to hyunjin to ask the way to his house. but before she could ask, she saw that he fell asleep.

she chuckled to herself and pushed his head towards the window so he wouldn't have a sore neck. but now the problem was, how could she get back to his house? so she texted felix and asked for their address, explaining what happened.

they arrived in front of his house and y/n lightly tapped hyunjins shoulder to wake him up.

"hyunjinnn, we're here. wake up!" she said in a shushed tone

"mmmm not yet." he turned towards her and was about to grab her hand until she saw felix open the door.

"heyyy y/n thanks for dropping him off. i know he's hard to deal with" he started to put hyunjins arm over his own."

"ah its not problem really. anyway i should get going now. bye!" she gave him a little smile and a slight wave.

"wait! you're just going to walk? i mean...its pretty far from here and it's night time..." he stopped her

"oh its no biggie, i'll be quick and i'm sure nothing will happened. have a good night!" and with that, she was off.

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okthatsgreat · 2 months

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I feel like Team Danganronpa is out-of-touch enough that while it hasn't happened yet, they are absolutely ready to retcon in a third Naegi or Despair sibling as a way to bolster a season's popularity. You touched on this a little bit in opddmh i think where Komaru and Makoto aren't really related but they've gotten years to get used to each other, imagine Danganronpa dropping a brand-new sibling on them. Or on Junko considering what happened to Mukuro in your aus.

AHHSDGAFJHDSAHJ oh god yeaaa. honestly its probably happened already but with a distant enough relative that none of the original cast members have to concern themselves too hard with them. like i can totally imagine the 32nd or something season where the big bad mastermind is secretly junko enoshima's long lost half sister on her fathers side (that never talked or interacted with junko enoshima besides this one time when they briefly passed by each other as kids and now she is devoted to following in her half sisters footsteps so on so on). the naegis probably have a cousin somewhere that is another ultimate lucky student but theres no way any of them talk to each other that much besides press conferences LMFAOOOO

and ohhhh yea theyd push hard to replace mukuro lmao but it would have to be in suchhh a subtle way.................. they dont want the media circus around that to resurface AGAIN so theyd probably try to push another iconic ultimate despair forward into her spot REALLLYYYYY silently and hope somebody sticks (but they never do </3)

#opddmh #ask lee #anonymous

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ryujisack · 11 months

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ohhhh, the genshin one?? if you want, we could both leave since it's pretty much dead now /g - idia

yeaaa probably should, idk i like lookin back at stuff and then i get triggered lmao

#☆ asks #☆ vents

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onesmfmanimal · 2 years

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From the begining of time, many rulers, tyrants, and dictators, have ruled their nations in fear and thus in turn, they've held much of the world in the grasp of horror while doing so. What we are all experiencing now, in reference to Putin and his annihilation of a nation, and its friendly, peaceful people of Ukraine, is no different in fact, than the genocidal, homicidal actions of Adolph Hitler and-

his psychopathic extermination, of our Jewish brothers and sisters in 1933 to 1945. The only difference now is, it's a Soviet regime, a "Russian Reich" if you will. The very hatred and Psychopathic reasoning is the same. This following piece, "though symbolic in much of its overall content," is about the very fear and insane f*****g ideology which has been spewn from madmen, not only through-

out history but, within the very minds of many of today's, so called, "rulers"! They are the feces of the species, who use and rule their own very people, as puppets of perpetration, through lies and overall fear to accomplish at times, "like these now," extremely heinous, and unimaginable acts of unforgivable horror. They'll use the minds and flesh of their very own through fear, as their War Machines of death. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....

"WAR MACHINES"

*(NEW)*

☆☆☆-WAR MACHINES-☆☆☆

Written March, 22nd, 2,022

#2,075. File# 25-A, Cat#24-B

Artwork & Lyrics;

Jeff Smith

~~~~~~ WAR MACHINES ~ ~~~~~

Within the time, this'll take to read

thousands are, bleedin' out in vain,

While millions more all wait in line

to effin' die, in the name of shame,

See em' all, marchin' to the rhythm

all on, their leaders roads to death,

Paved in, a psychotyrant's b.s. lies

with war machines, of fire's breath,

And like y'ur fathers all before you

and you,..their children born to die,

you're f*****g led by, psychopaths

that give a shit about, human lives,

1st

~Chorus~

~~~~~~~~~

I've got you all, marching

To, my rhythm,

Believing me ohhh yeaaa

A new religion,

Yeaa you were all born to

Die and, bleed,

So bow and die, my effin'

War Machines...

~~~~~~~~~

Bow to your God, my little puppets

yeaa, prepare to greet your deaths,

I'll lead you all, to my promise land

so bow and die just like all my rest,

And don't you ever ask or question

cause, you've got no human rights,

Y'ur only puppets, upon my strings

so effing die, for the Russian reich,

Worship me, your God of madness

where, your souls with fear, I'll rule,

For I'm, the demigod of effing hate

so bleed for me till y'ur cold n' blue,

Throughout the earth's sick history

thrives those, fecal staines of man,

Who rule in fear and extinguish life

psycho f**ks, w/their Hellish plans,

1st

~Chorus~

~~~~~~~~~

I've got you all, marching

To, my rhythm,

Believing me ohhh yeaaa

A new religion,

Yeaa you were all born to

Die and, bleed,

So bow and die, my effin'

War Machines...

~~~~~~~~~

Yeaa, I am the feces of the species

but still, you'll worship me in awe,

While I kill babies with effin' bombs

and blow ya' all to kingdom come,

I'm earth's filth and, wrapped in you

oh, and wrapped from head to toe,

Rob your minds and leave you blind

hidin' the truth, with the lies I sow,

On y'ur hands and knees war babies

there's, nowhere that you can hide,

So, close y'ur eyes and say goodbye

as war machines spread genocide,

2nd

~Chorus~

~~~~~~~~~

I'VE GOT YOU ALL, MARCHIN'

TO, MY RHYTHM,

BELIEVING ME, OHHHH YEAA,

A NEW RELIGION,

I'M A,... DEADLY FASCIST W/A

BLOOD RED FLAG,

WORLD DOMINATION WITH A,

HELL BENT PLAN,

YEA..YOU WERE ALL BORN TO

BOW, AND BLEED,

SO F*****G BOW & BLEED MY

"WAR MACHINES" !!

~~~~~~~~~

Through history we've ruled w/hate

yea, throughout y'ur seas and lands,

We're charismatic and, Hell bent on

world domination and fascist plans,

Yea, a mirror image of Hitlers mind

alhough I'm dressed in Russian red,

spewing hate dressed w/effing lies,

same f****n' shit, little Adolph said,

I'm gonna be your new world leader

gotta lotta 9 millimeter baby eaters,

Become a puppet yea dance for me

upon my lil' strings a world to bleed,

I got 'em all, marching to my rhythm

believing me, yea, their new religion,

Yea, you were all born to die, for me

so bow & die my lil,' "War Machines"!

☆☆☆☆ WAR MACHINES ☆☆☆☆

Written March, 22nd, 2,022

#2,075. File# 25-A, Cat#24-B

Artwork & Lyrics;

Jeff Smith

#poetry #words #submission

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kokkoro · 5 years

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Would you ever consider writing more for the HS au maybe set in the future, honestly absolutely love it and it's one of my favourite stories. You're so talented!

I’m currently writing three things (not one of my better ideas) and the hs au is one of them! it basically directly follows the first chapter and deals with the last few months of their senior year. i did toy with idea of doing it further into the future but it didn’t feel right?? to not have it set in high school. i do have this really cute idea for an epilogue tho 👀

#was there something you wanted to see? specifically? cause im all ears #also thank you!!#blah de ba blah #for a second i thought you were asking if i could write a futuristic hs au #and i was gonna be like yeaaa im not suree how well that'll come out just warnin ya now #but then i read it again and was like ohhhh

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genderqueerwhohatesithere · 3 years

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so i had my first doctor appointment as a Trans Person and i told them i’m on testosterone and they were like :))) why? and i was like dhdjsjsjsj wdym why?? and then i had to fumble and be like aaaa i’m genderqueer and they were like ohhhh are you transitioning and i was like yeaaa and they were like okay Trans Person! so so sorry we’ll change ur gender and pronouns now so sorry ab that and then proceeded to apologize so much and then it was like a Thing and they weren’t Unaccepting per se it was just weird and i didn’t like it

#chamomile t #chamomile chatters #trans #trans healthcare #low dose testosterone

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transgirlnextdoor · 4 years

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since you are tackling your porn/masturbation addiction and are of clearer mind, you really need to address how your porn addition made you an autogynephiliac. that, in turn, led you to believe that you're a woman, but you're not. no matter how much society says so, being a woman is not a feeling. you can be a gender nonconforming man, absolutely! but sex is irrefutable. please realize that.

Ohhhh yeaaa now remember that time when I put on my mom’s dress at 3 years old, I thought, you know what, lemme go trick some men into fucking me. Of course when I thought I wanted to grow up to be a beautiful woman like her was so that I could have sex as a woman. And don’t even get me started on the epidemic of porn/sex addiction amongst 3 year olds!!

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sarohara · 3 years

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Stranger: Hey! :)

You: u first

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Stranger: Oh?

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You: 😂😂

You: Wth, well, anyways

You: How r u?

You: tell me

Stranger: Pretty chill lmao

Stranger: What bout you?

You: Im alive, that's a good one right

You: Nah im kidding

You: Im good, pretty good

Stranger: Shit. Pretty original ¯_(ツ)_/¯

You: I would say exclusive, u see

Stranger: Potato potato

You: ahhahahah do u like potatos?

Stranger: Hell yeah

Stranger: Who wouldn't ?

You: Yeaaaa ikr

You: It's really good

Stranger: So many ways to cook them

You: Yea multifunctional lmao

Stranger: Multifunctional?

You: Im awful 😂

Stranger: Are there other ways to use potatoes other than eating them? XD

You: Im kidding dude

You: AHAHAHAH

Stranger: Oh oh oh I know

You: Idk maybe, that's weird

Stranger: You use them to charge your phone 🤲

Stranger: Stupid phone hacks LOL

You: Well, that would be awesome

You: AHAHAH stupid phone hacks

Stranger: Totally. Just bring a potato with you everywhere

You: Yea for sure thats all u need

Stranger: Multifunctional 😩

You: 😂😂

You: Everything but multifunctional

Stranger: This chat has been the most entertaining one I've had so far on Omegle

Stranger: 10/10

Stranger: Best Potato Talk

You: AHAHAHAH im so glad to know that😂😂

Stranger: Yuh. You got creeps, bots, and minors

Stranger: Pretty much sums up Omegle 😩🤲

You: Horny guys like all the freakin time

You: I hate this so bad

Stranger: Bruh sammeeeee

Stranger: Like Jesus. I Don't want to see your nude

You: YEAAA RIGHT

You: I feel uuuuu

Stranger: Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh yesssss

You: stupid horny guys

Stranger: At least you can troll horny guys

Stranger: Bots are the total killjoys here

You: 😂😂😂😂

You: Troll yea ur right

You: Bots ZZZZZ

Stranger: like it makes me sad :((

Stranger: I'd think it would be an actual person willing to talk

You: Bots give u a sad false hope thats so meannnn

Stranger: EXACTLLLLLYYYYY

You: YEAAAAAAAAA

Stranger: Dude dude

Stranger: Have you tried the video thing on here? XD

Stranger: I have no balls

You: Nahhh i got scared 😂😂

Stranger: Jeebus

Stranger: I've heard of what is going on in there

Stranger: And it's horny guys but 10000x worse

You: YEAAAA they show u..creepy

Stranger: What makes it funny is that other horny guys have to see the other horny guys all the time XDD

You: AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

You: Revenge

You: But u know like many people fall in love and make friends too

Stranger: Yeah?

You: Yea yeaaa

You: I saw a lot of videos like that

Stranger: It has happened to me :,)

You: Really??

Stranger: I've met my ex boyfriend on here

You: No waaaayyyy

Stranger: Way lol

You: Damn thats freakin awesome

You: i guess so

You: but u guys broke up right? thats sad

Stranger: Yeah... It happened recently lol

Stranger: Just wasn't meant to be ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Stranger: But here I am again Ahahaha

You: Yea ur right..that's life, life sucks sometimes ahahha

You: Oh gotcha

You: looking for someone again?

Stranger: It does but it makes the good things in life worth it uwu

Stranger: I mean... Possibly? Idk

Stranger: Kinda done with like... Serious relationships lol

You: Oh really? so no-serious-relationships anymore?

You: I hope it goes well ahahah

Stranger: Thanks ;)

Stranger: And mb somewhere along the road, if the possibility is there, maybe ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Stranger: Jeebus. This got serious

You: Oh wow, that was deep girrrrll

You: ur right tho

You: whats ur name btw?

Stranger: Ahahaha I guess

Stranger: My name's Emily. Wbu?

You: Nice meeting u Emily :)

You: I'm Sarah

Stranger: Nice meeting you too, Sarah ^^

You: Oh ur adorable girl ahahah these "^^" r so cute lol

Stranger: Lolll I guess? But you seem more cute just with how you type l

Stranger: Lol*

Stranger: I can definitely see your personality :P

Stranger: If that makes sense? Ahaha

You: Oh my goodness, the best compliment I've ever received lol

Stranger: You're welcome uwu

You: Aw :)

You: do u wanna keep in touch Emy?

Stranger: Sure! Do you have discord ?

You: Great!! nah actually i don't use this

You: I have insta...

Stranger: Shoot. I don't have insta :(

You: Ohhhh damnn

You: What else u have?

Stranger: I have snap?

You: Well i have wpp

Stranger: What's wpp

You: Whatsapp?

Stranger: Oh! I don't have that either ;-;

You: oh oke, listen, i don't use snap that much but i'll give u mine

You: it's scarvalhando

Stranger: Cool! I'll prolly make an insta later

You: Oh that's great :))

You: I'll be waiting ahhaha

Stranger: Added!

You: Oke oke i'll check it out later bc now my phone's dead ahaha

Stranger: Shieeet

Stranger: Take care girl

You: Stay safe :))

Stranger: You too

You: alwaysss

Stranger: 🤲🥰 TTY L

You: Samee 🥰

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ame77lala · 7 years

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http://www.bilibili.com/video/av12371770/?from=search&seid=5239921017936897658 lol finally posting on Nicolive, but 1st congrats for these 2 singles getting top 3 omedetoo~ ughhh i so tried from work orz...sorry for the delay for m no sekai and blog updates ^^;;; but i will try to update before my work start ^^;;

so the 1st 30 mins it start off with LIVE PARK

then Takeshi Washizaki appear as MC for the show~ yeaaa~ (abit of teasing with fans XD)

then introduce nana!! yea~~~ then so fast call mawatte.... (actually is Takeshi said 1st lol)

anyway she did it lol, then move on talking about singles, also this is her 1st time releasing 3 singles at the same time, yes not 1, not 2, but 3 including tsubasa chara songs, so it must be alot of work to do it XAX;; she also have other works like voicing for both animes, btw is just so happen they set the dates on july, they both didnt know they doing on the same month lol just happen! OAO!!

then theres also musical beautiful so she had alot of work to do!! ganbatte nana!

so after troubling pronouncing the title name of 2 singles, well takeshi had no problem with TESTAMENT lol they start off talking about Destiny’s Prelude 1st (i will give a rough explain here) nanoha anime is 9 year olds song = motherhood (母性) ww...k.... she and Mishi-p having a hard time making these songs is like Dystocia lol ^^;;; TESTAMENT went through alot of changes lol Uemats-san the composer kept saying “hmm.. not yet” while staring at the table with his works lol TESTAMENT rec 3am lol “Did you sing even at 3 o'clock in the morning?” “narudo narudo” by Uematsu-san lol lol if tsubasa song is not difficult is NG(no good) if nana song is not difficult, also NG lol XD

move on to reading fan messages (those who are invited) this part i will skip but you can watch this part 2 messages are read

Challenge 1 I want to see this expression of Mizuki-san in yukata 1- wink at camera 2-say yukata look good on you 3-like no. 2 but in S (Sadism mode) of course every1 want 3 lol lol nana pick random got 1 and all fans reaction “ahhh...” nana like ahh but happy lol but she felt bad for them but told them they all are mean! lol XD lol she spot some1 comment on nicolive say mouiikai! lol lol either way she did the wink but....hmmmm kawaii...but still lol takeshi also ^^;;; so nana just do S mode either way lol “how my yukata” oooooo kakkoiii lol

Challenge 2 I'd love to do thing in yukata 1-one word while looking at night sky at the fireworks display 2-say you are beautiful (kireidane) 3- say ah~re~ and shoot at some1 at the heart (lol wut) and of course all wan 3 lol ^^;;;; so she got 3, so who to shoot, takeshi!!! lol the way he laugh ^^;;; so he did action of doing invisible pull rope and nana spin by saying ah~re~~ and shoot him with such a kakkoii pose XD

Challenge 3 imitation (MonoMane) 1-While acting like a cat, say "I love you nyan" 2-Blouson Mizuki ( Blouson Chiemi <- comedian) 3-Sunshine Mizuki (love live sunshine? lol)

this 1 is abit of mix but mostly wan 3 lol but all is very embarrassing for nana lol and....yeap the most difficult she got 2 lol....this feel like punishment game lol, i really cant stop laughing ^^;; 1st try she cant hold her face lol so she did 1 more time which is success lol

that the end for that part and on listen to Invisible Heat, lol after playing short while, nana and takeshi seem to enjoy the song lol then they both ehhh??? even the fans all comment all EHHHHHH lol

next game is also included nicovideo users, only ans yes and no she need to try to get like 7.7% or 70 or any number have 7 inside in the numbers for yes

she try nanoha reflection go to watch on the release day takeshi said it seem only like 50%, nana dont believe...but really is 50/50 lol sorry nana not alot of us are free to watch lol

lol nana seem want to faint ^^;;; due she is a fandom of nanoha XD

she try “I have eaten at nakau" the restaurant that she been advertising should have alot right? lol suddenly takeshi start singing the nakau song lol then nana join in ^^;;; kawaii jumping lol

ohhhh!!!!

now aim bigger, trying to get around 90% i think next this should be understand for you all lol “i love curry”

ahhhh is alot but no 7s TAT lol nana comment “but lot love curry ne~~” lol

next watching symphogear season 4, many raise their hand

lol that exception went down hill theres 7...but is not what they want lol

now she asking fans what to ask nana like hmmmmuuuuaaaaaaaaaa then she did a joke on her uuuuaaaa LOL kawaii lol then she toss her trump card, “then how about “i LOVE mizuki nana’s thighs”” nana....you really drop the big guns lol

LOL wow 97.7, lol such nice number XD

lol nana forgot what is next ^^;;; so she went to check and just ah closing ^^;; and intro ACROSS ^^;;;

and then closing awwww all the announcement

-musical beautiful -symphogear tsubasa chara song -Destiny’s prelude and TESTAMENT

and big announcement (which now you all know) LIVE ZIPANGU and Izumo shrine DVD/BD release

key word something about she knew it is thigh XD

#Nana Mizuki #mizuki nana #TESTAMENT #Destiny’s Prelude #35th single #36th single #nicolive #nicovideo

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nintendo-666 · 7 years

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killing time while I wait for my bf with a questionnaire I rememeber doing back in like middle school lol

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? My phone has been dead all day and therefore I cannot recall whom I have texted most recently. 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Ye me and Dylan still talk most days, he’s like my bff 3. Have you taken someones virginity? lol yeah. like too many times. idk I became sexually active really early in life so yeaaa. 4. Is trust a big issue for you? Yes actually. Which you wouldn’t expect because I overshare so much but ye. 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? The love of my life visits me for his lunch breaks every day that he’s working and I’m not so yeah I saw him a few hours ago c: 6. What are you excited for? Doing some more xtc and doing a d with my baby tonight. 7. What happened tonight? Nothing yet tonight, but last night I also rolled pretty hard and stayed up too late lel 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Fuck no. Let girls do whatever they want, let people live their lives, drinking is fun, stop being judgmental. 9. Is confidence cute? This is a very insecure and weird question to ask. I don’t think a person’s cuteness is defined by their like self esteem and social skills. 10. What is the last beverage you had? I’m drinking a fruit punch rn!! 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? I don’t have an opposite sex and I don’t trust a lot of people. 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? lol I only have one pair of pants that are not skinny jeans. 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? ooh that’s tonight! so yeah my night plans are the same, except now I’m also gonna check out kk slider on my new save file on acnl. 14. What are you going to spend money on next? electric bill lol 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? Yes!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? I mean I’ve been growing up a lot lately so I’m hoping that’ll continue. 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? uhhh Gary, Dylan, or my Mum 18. The last time you felt broken? pretty much constantly tbqh 19. Have you had sex today? Ugh no I had multiple surgeries on my reproductive organs in the last two weeks so like I’m not supposed to have anything happening down there for some days or weeks still. tragic. 20. Are you starting to realize anything? That’s so 2016 21. Are you in a good mood? Yeah I suppose! 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? YES 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Nah. Somehow his eyes are brown and my penetratingly bright blues powered through them dominant genes. 24. What do you want right this second? Status report of my night lol 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? :^///// 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Nope, never again. 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? Oh absolutely not 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? I cannot remember :o 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Yeah dude I miss all my friends in different states and countries pretty badly. Mainly my Massachusetts bff Jamie and my dad. 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Not everyone. 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Lol yeah but I also love that lil shit 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? Yep! 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Oh god no way I drink it at every opportunity. I love soda. 34. Listening to? Bob’s Burgers is on in the background 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? I mean not really. 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Yeee 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. However sometimes you can immediately be attracted to someone, and you just so happen to also have very compatible personalities and this develop feelings for one another quite quickly. 38. Who did you last call? da boifwend 39. Who was the last person you danced with? Oh god I have no idea. #toocooltodance 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because I’m in love with him and his lips make me happy. 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Uuuuuhhhhhh whenever the superbowl was? 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? No :c I don’t see them like all the time these days. Which is a TRAVESTY. 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Oh constantly. I’m in an endless state of crippling embarrassment. And combine that with my very obvious social anxiety and mild clumsiness, I’m always doing things that are impossible to live down in front of people I very much like. 44. Do you tan in the nude? I do not tan under any circumstances. 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Hell no. 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? uhh yes and no. We basically talk until we decide we’re too tired, then quietly cuddle to sleep. 47. Who was the last person to call you? I haven’t the slightest. Probably my insurance or something boring like that. 48. Do you sing in the shower? Yeah dude I’m a superstar in there 49. Do you dance in the car? YEAH DUDE I’m a superstar in there 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Tragically, no. 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I have no idea. I do casual photoshoots with pro photographer friends kind of a lot. 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Fuck no I love musicals. 53. Is Christmas stressful? Only if you let it be. 54. Ever eat a pierogi? This question has always perplexed me. But yeah. Just the cheese and potato ones tho. 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? I mean like I want to say raspberry or strawberry, but they always end up too acidic. So I guess like apple, cause it’s always sweet and hard to fuck up. 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Astronaut, actor. 57. Do you believe in ghosts? It sucks like I can’t reasonably justify the belief with everything else that I think and feel, but the thought of ghosts is just so fun, you know? 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yeah it’s so weird I dun like it 59. Take a vitamin daily? Nope 60. Wear slippers? I don’t think I own any 61. Wear a bath robe? Sometimes Gary drapes his across me in the mornings if I get cold. 62. What do you wear to bed? naked when I’m with Gary, shirt and underwear while I’m alone. 63. First concert? I saw Say Anything with two of my friends in middle school!! 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target fosho but Wal-Mart for food and sometimes Kmart is best for clothes shockingly. 65. Nike or Adidas? I really don’t care 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos all day, Fritos are gross. 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts are way more fun 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Ugh 69. Ever take dance lessons? I did Irish Dance briefly as a small child. 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I want my spouse to do whatever makes them happiest. However I do sincerely want to be with Gary forever and I know he’s very good at his passion, which is recording and audio mixing and stuff for bands. Also his drumming skills are insane. 71. Can you curl your tongue? I’ve never met a human being who cannot and also it has nothing to do with kissing skills so who cares? 72. Ever won a spelling bee? UGH NO I came in like 3rd place because I had to pee really bad and I misheard the word. 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Mhmm 74. What is your favorite book? I really don’t like reading, man :/ I got a focus issue. It’s really sad actually. 75. Do you study better with or without music? I don’t studyyy 76. Regularly burn incense? Yeah c: 77. Ever been in love? Yeah, a few times. 78. Who would you like to see in concert? I just need to see Marilyn Manson again. 79. What was the last concert you saw? Marilyn Manson in Boston lol 80. Hot tea or cold tea? idk both are great, it really depends on the mood. 81. Tea or coffee? generally coffee for effectiveness, but tea for enjoyability. 82. Favorite type of cookie? I don’t too much care for cookies, but oatmeal raisin soft cookies are pretty tolerable. 83. Can you swim well? Yeah dude I grew up in Florida. 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? I actually really struggle with it lmao 85. Are you patient? Not at all man 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Ohhhh that’s a tough one. I feel like both would be cool. They’re just so vastly different, you know? 87. Ever won a contest? omg yeah recently I won a $600 Epiphone Les Paul Custom Pro from work for signing people up for the same prize in a sweepstakes. 88. Ever have plastic surgery? Nah but I’m not against it by any means. 89. Which are better black or green olives? Green olives can go and fuck themselves 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? lol it’s so stupid not to 91. Best room for a fireplace? idk I guess like a living room or something???? 92. Do you want to get married? Yeah tbh

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sarohara · 3 years

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heyy

Stranger: hey

Stranger: not f

You: not m

You: ahahahha

Stranger: lol so what ya doing?

You: listening to music

You: wbu? lol

Stranger: what's your genre?

Stranger: I m watching netflix

You: wait, that one

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IcWNiwRPEI

You: oh sorry, u watching

Stranger: is it kpop?

Stranger: lmao

You: nahhhhh

You: it's Bastille

Stranger: then I will check it out

You: AHAHAHAHHA

You: oke

You: listen with headphones pls

Stranger: is it english?

You: yea for sure

Stranger: ok cool

Stranger: oh it's 8d audio lol

You: it's a famous song, I would say lol

You: yea that's why " listen with headphones" lol

Stranger: damn

Stranger: I used to listen to them a lot

Stranger: but then I got bored of it

You: they're siiiickkk

Stranger: coz it got saturated

You: ohhh i know i know

Stranger: hahaha where ya from?

You: Brazi

You: Brazil* damn L

Stranger: damn the l

You: Wbu

You: AHHAHA yea

Stranger: I'm from london

Stranger: the L

Stranger: how old are you

You: Oh that's cool

You: Nice place, right?

You: Um, i'm 16

You: how old r u?

Stranger: yea pretty good

Stranger: I'm 19

You: oh gotcha

You: that's ok if i ask ur name?

Stranger: I'm mike

Stranger: hbu

You: hey mike

You: mike like Michael? or just mike..

You: Im Sarah :)

Stranger: just MIKE

Stranger: or call me maniator

You: oh OKAY

You: Maniator hahaha

Stranger: yea like mike + terminator

Stranger: too cliche

You: Ohhhh Jeez AHAHAHAH

You: That was funnt

You: DAMN Y

You: funny

Stranger: that's what you gotta go through when you come on omegle

Stranger: LMAO

Stranger: YEa thank you

Stranger: it's £5 for that joke

You: HAHAHAHAH omegle sucks

Stranger: should i send my paypal?

You: Oh oke, i owe u this dude

You: AHAHAH

You: yea for sure

Stranger: okk cool later

You: lmao

Stranger: don't ya forget to pay

You: nah i wont, trust me

Stranger: huh these audience

Stranger: all they want everything's for free

You: yeaaa ikr

You: damn,

You: stupid people huh

You: lmao

Stranger: yeaa damn

You: yeaaa

Stranger: i hope you rich lmao

You: ohhh yea, im sooo rich

You: u don't even know buddy

Stranger: can you send £5 then

Stranger: you owe me duh

You: yea, i can..it's not that expansive right

You: pensive

Stranger: yea not expansive at all

You: yea nah expensive..

Stranger: yea yea hahahaha

You: hahahah

Stranger: what ya doing here?

You: wyd now mike

You: ooooohhh

You: shut up

You: um well, nothing really..just talking to weirdos bc i'm bored

You: u know

Stranger: it's sometimes fun

You: really SOMETIMES

You: just s o m e t i m e s

Stranger: but for me, if the weirdos are girl

You: ahahahahha

You: simp

Stranger: you don't have many female weirdos here

Stranger: :(

Stranger: simp af

You: well, how can i know right..i'm not weirdo, i mean, not that weirdo

Stranger: there are typed in weirdos?

Stranger: types*

You: yea maybe

Stranger: what are they

Stranger: wtfff

You: let's figure out ahahahah

Stranger: how do we do that?

You: i have

You: no clue

Stranger: fuck it then

Stranger: how's life

You: AHAHAHAH

You: life sucks

Stranger: ahh you got me

Stranger: do you have bf/gf?

You: u should know that come on

You: ooh

You: not that

You: nah i don't

You: do u?

Stranger: yea i do

You: tell me her name

Stranger: life does suck

You: or his*

Stranger: oh no i'm single

Stranger: lmao

You: oooohhh

Stranger: stop fucking confusing me

Stranger: lmao

You: u said "i do" wth AHAHAHA

You: Im not confusing u

Stranger: i do for the previous message

Stranger: fuck it fuck it

You: AHAHHAHA OH

You: okay

You: fuck it fuck it

Stranger: fuck it fuck it

You: yea exactly

You: cool kid

Stranger: hot kid

You: cold kid

Stranger: soft kid

You: hahaha got u

You: oh come on

You: tough kid

Stranger: no kids

You: hell, no kids

You: definitely, no kids

You: god forbid

Stranger: no kids foreverrrr

Stranger: no protected sex

You: yeaaaa ikr

You: ahahha jesus

Stranger: that way no kidsss

You: or abortion then

You: ahahah oh damn

You: that's mean

Stranger: that's ewwww

You: choices

Stranger: yea yeaa

Stranger: but never that

Stranger: it sucks duh

You: yea ikr

You: but who am i to judge

Stranger: yea yea

You: why r we talking about this AHAHAH lol

You: that's so random

Stranger: i don't fucking know

You: AHAHAHAHA

Stranger: damn you are pain

You: im so bored

Stranger: pain to my brain

You: whyyyy

You: i'm a angel dude, respect me

Stranger: be my weed

Stranger: take me high

You: AHAHAHAH

You: is it a lyric or something?

Stranger: i'm so low fuck my life

You: i'll show u a song

Stranger: no show me the bomb

Stranger: which kills all the song

You: heeeey i love songs, shut up

Stranger: ok

You: the song is called "all time low"

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXnqkVTFUqY

Stranger: 8d?

You: AAHAHAH not this time

Stranger: better huh

You: It's good & sad but happy at the same time

You: better? ohhh come on

You: 8d is amazing oke

Stranger: yea better

Stranger: 8d was cool when I wa skid

Stranger: was kid*

You: nice way to call me kid

You: i like it

You: stupidddd ahahah

Stranger: well kid got butt hurt

Stranger: coz she's a pain in my ass

You: oh no kidding!

You: really?

You: ahahha jk

Stranger: I wanna be the pain in your ass

Stranger: lmao

You: go listen to the song and shut uuup

You: oh i appreciate that but nah

Stranger: I m listening bitch

Stranger: shut up

Stranger: lmao

You: Oooo oke bitch

You: lmao

Stranger: what ya doing?

You: guess what

You: same as before

You: talking to u

Stranger: do you smoke?

You: Ew

You: nah i don't

Stranger: ok ok

Stranger: what the's dirtiest thing you have ever done?

Stranger: if not weed

You: well...i swallowed a 0,25$ when i was 2

Stranger: ewww you dirty fuckerr asshole

Stranger: LMAO

Stranger: you have something better?

You: yeaaaaaa that was definitely the dirtiest thing i've ever done

You: dude idk, i don't remember nothing plausible lol

You: wbu?

Stranger: damn you clean bitch

Stranger: i hate you

You: YEAAA im a cool kid, i'm sorry

You: nah u mean, u love me

Stranger: well if you cool or not depends on what kinda person you are

You: oh yea?

You: zzz sure

You: im not that cool then

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: lamme make you hot

Stranger: lmao

You: oh weirdo

Stranger: so what would me my kind of weirdo?

You: the typical weirdos

Stranger: fuck you

Stranger: I'm unique

Stranger: rare in market

You: oh yeaa? oke so ur THE weirdo

You: AHAHHA PRETTY RARE

Stranger: yea THE FUCKING BEST WEIRDO

Stranger: wanna join my league bitch?

You: AHAHAHHAHAHA

You: ur awful

You: u know that right

Stranger: yea I do

You: Mr fucking best weirdo

Stranger: idc if you don't like my awfulness

Stranger: but it's pretty cool

You: AHAHHA if u say..who am i...?

Stranger: you are the weirdo bitch

Stranger: how's that?

You: nahhhh

You: u mean

You: "you are the amazing best weirdo"

You: nah nah nah

You: i meant, fantastic!!

You: better now

Stranger: just take any of the shit but be the bitch

Stranger: lmao

You: anyways

Stranger: anyways what

You: whatever anyways

Stranger: fuck the anyways

Stranger: slime on it

You: i love "anyways"

Stranger: i will kill the anyways

You: slime on it AHAHAHHAAH

Stranger: choke him up

You: THAT'S MEAN

Stranger: yea so am I

You: Yea for sure

Stranger: toxic level infinity

Stranger: wanna talk outside omegle?

You: 100% toxic>>>

You: finally. that's a good one. question, i meant.

Stranger: okk what do you use?

You: instagram

You: nah i don't got snap

Stranger: no insta no snap

You: oh

Stranger: just whatsapp and twitter

You: AHHAHAH no way

Stranger: or telegram coz one guys aske me to

Stranger: lmao

You: oh okay

You: whatsapp then

Stranger: ok cool bitch weirdo

You: i got that one

You: fantastic**

Stranger: bitch

Stranger: +44 7438917818

Stranger: what's yours

You: nahhh

You: ah okay

You: i was about to say "i'm not gonna get ur name bitch, i'll give u mine"

You: but anyways

You: +55 63 84867632

You: wait lemme check if that's right

Stranger: hahahha

Stranger: well your name's my bitch

Stranger: so get the fuck out

Stranger: lmao

You: i hate u, u know that

You: im not ur bitch, bitch

Stranger: yea you are

Stranger: gonna be the pain in your ass remember

You: ahahahahah

You: alzheimer

You: (not in this life)

Stranger: well in all the lifee huh

You: and yea that's right, my number, sure

Stranger: dude you have my number

Stranger: just message asshole

Stranger: lmao

You: I'm laaaaazy dude

You: oh whatever

You: wait

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: get the floor clean

You: i hate u

Stranger: strip off and hate me

Stranger: forever hate me down

You: +44 7438917818, is that right?

You: yea, forever hate u

Stranger: ahh you slow girl

Stranger: wait

You: shut up, i told u im lazy

Stranger: what's your name?

You: u don't even remember AHAHAHHA

You: SARAH

Stranger: I do

Stranger: lol

You: uhum

Stranger: messaged you bitch

Stranger: go check

You: nah

Stranger: clean the floors

Stranger: huh

Stranger: fuck you

Stranger: get the fuck away

You: u fuck u

Stranger: fuck meee

You: yeaaa fuck u

Stranger: damn you pervert lmao

You: AHAHHAHA ur creepy

Stranger: don't turn me on bitch

You: do it

You: anyways

Stranger: do what perv?

You: shut up darling

Stranger: oh so I am darling now?

Stranger: nice transition

You: don't be happy

You: but yea, only in a sarcastic tone

Stranger: lol

Stranger: fuck the sarcasm

Stranger: let's make kids bitch lmao

Stranger: the kids we have

You: did u forgot?

You: no kids, hell, no kids

Stranger: go unprotected with pills?

Stranger: lmao

You: no sex, no kids, that's the better way

Stranger: you think I'm 60?

Stranger: wtf lmao

Stranger: i have still got the power huh

You: poor elderly

You: u don't have to lie..we know that

Stranger: listen you the kid

Stranger: i'm the adult

Stranger: the hot one

Stranger: huh fuck off

You: oh and more

You: THE weirdo

You: did u forgot?

Stranger: yea the best fucking one

You: oh yea, ik that, good boy

Stranger: bad boy*

You: oh if u say so

You: damn bad boy

Stranger: are you a good girl?

You: me, myself and i, yea we think we are

You: at least a good person ahaha

Stranger: blow me then

You: yea im gonna blow u up

You: with a bomb

Stranger: do it with your tongue

Stranger: lol tell me when you get uncomfortable

You: creepy boy

Stranger: let me crawl on you

You: if i were a floor...

You: But it's not the case lol

You: ha ha ha

Stranger: funny

Stranger: gtg see you on whatsapp

Stranger: byeeeee

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sarohara · 3 years

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You: hey

Stranger: Yo

You: yoo

Stranger: Did you vige biden

Stranger: Vote* lol

You: actually

You: i'm not even from US ahahah i just put biden...like randomly

You: but did u?

Stranger: OH damn

Stranger: Yes i did!

Stranger: I hope

Stranger: He wins

You: Oh love u then

Stranger: Lmao love you too

You: AHAHAH i hope so as well

Stranger: Aye

Stranger: Where you from

You: Brazil

You: wbu?

Stranger: Usa

You: OH YEA

Stranger: Lol

You: AAHAHAH i forgot about that

You: alzheimer u know

Stranger: xD

Stranger: Huh?

You: Nah i'm jk, sry

Stranger: Oh

You: so, whats ur name? if u don't mind, sure

Stranger: Dave, hbu

You: Dave, nice name

You: I'm Sarah

Stranger: Oh thats a nice name as well

You: thankss :)

Stranger: Np!

You: well, wyd here Dave?

Stranger: Just asking random ppl if they have voted biden or nah

Stranger: Hbu

You: Ohhh i see

You: Well, i'm just bored..

Stranger: Ohh!

You: so..killing time talking to weirdos

Stranger: Haha

You: freackin weirdos, for real

Stranger: So how is the life in Brazil

Stranger: Is covid going away there?

You: Like, in general? Well, it's good, i love it :) but covid..idk much about the situation now, i hope stable

Stranger: Awesome

You: But not going away yet, sadly

You: Wbu us?

Stranger: Ikr

Stranger: Its getting worse here

Stranger: Sadly

You: Really? That sucks

Stranger: Just waiting for the vaccine

You: Yeaaaa, everybody, trust me lol

Stranger: XD

Stranger: I hope we get soon!

You: Yea dude, it's have been pretty hard to deal, so yea, absolutely

Stranger: Well, for some reason I’m angry on China, they didnt warn us about the covid

You: Wdym warn?

Stranger: Nvm lol

You: like, in the beginning?

Stranger: They didnt warn other countries about the pandemic

Stranger: Ye kinda

You: Yeaaaa, but what can we do, right?

Stranger: Maybe it was their bio weapon haha

Stranger: I’m just guessing.

You: AHAHAHAH funny

You: But

You: i don't think so

You: it's a backfire

Stranger: There has been several videos about it on YouTube, they saying it is

You: Yea?

You: Damn then

Stranger: Ye I remember seeing one video, in which they said the virus was leaked from a lab in Wuhan

You: Yeaaa, ik that, it would make sense tho... but nah, idk...

Stranger: Lol

You: rumors

Stranger: Haha

You: I hope..

You: ahahah

Stranger: Well, why didnt it spread in other parts of china? Why only Wuhan??

Stranger: Whereas, in other countries it has spread almost everywhere lol

Stranger: I guess, it was all planned by chinese ppl lol

You: Do u spend time thinking about it? Seems sick ahahahah

Stranger: XD

You: i'm just messing with u, sure lol

Stranger: I was just doing research why would it spread only in wuhan city in china and why not other parts XD

Stranger: And wave 2 also they didnt get much cases in Wuhan

Stranger: Thats little bit weird

Stranger: They are hiding something from us! XD

You: Little bit? That's completely weird and crazy dude

You: AHAHHAHA sure they're

Stranger: Ik lol

You: lets figure out huh

Stranger: Sure XD

You: ahahhahah yea

Stranger: So sup

You: Nm, just chillin...and listening to music

Stranger: Nice!

You: Boring, i would say lol

You: wbu?

Stranger: I’m bored and hungry xD

You: Let's hang out and eat something then lol

You: I feel u

Stranger: I wish we could

You: It would be funny lol

You: jk jk

Stranger: Why lmao

You: Why what?

You: don't say "nvm"

Stranger: Why would it be funny?

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: I didnt

You: Oh don't u think would be funny?

Stranger: We can go somewhere virtually XD

You: We're now

You: Omegle

Stranger: Oh yeah

Stranger: Thats right!

You: Yea, ikr lol

Stranger: Lol

You: were u typing something?

Stranger: i was but i deleted lol i didnt know what to type

You: Oh gotcha u

You: it's ok

You: well

You: wyd now besides nothing?

Stranger: Chilling on the couch

Stranger: Hbu

You: Comfy?

Stranger: Very!

You: That's good dude...

You: Well, i'm eating now

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: What you eating?

You: Pasta :)

Stranger: Yum

Stranger: I’m hungry now

You: Poor u :(

You: lol

Stranger: How old are you?

You: Ohhh do u wanna guess?

Stranger: 19?

You: Nope

Stranger: 18?

You: Down...

Stranger: 16?

You: Yea!!

You: wbu?

You: lemme guesss

Stranger: Alright lol i was gonna type and then i saw you saying lemme guess

You: I'm glad you didn't say ahahahah

Stranger: Haha

You: Umm, 19?

You: 18

You: 20?

Stranger: Wow you were right on your first guess

Stranger: How did you guess?

You: Ohhh i'm good at thisss!!!

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: I’m bad at guessing

You: Nah...yea maybe, kinda

You: lol

Stranger: Lol

You: So..idk

Stranger: So

Stranger: What if

Stranger: Trump wins?

You: Idk dude...fuck trump!!!

Stranger: Ikr xD

Stranger: Fuck him

Stranger: He is like a clown to me

You: well, u know what, it would be great for my country, bc Bolsonarois his "friend"

Stranger: Oh

You: Bolsonaro is*

You: AHAHHA but fuck Bolsonaro as well

Stranger: Is he president of your country?

You: Yeaa, i'm sry, i forgot to say that

Stranger: Ahh

Stranger: Dont be sorry

Stranger: Np!!

Stranger: You are the first person who I chatted for a pretty long time here lmao

Stranger: Others would just leave

Stranger: 😂

You: Ohh that's rlly cool 😂 i guess

Stranger: Ikr

You: Well, but why would the others just leave?

You: Like ur rly cool

Stranger: Idk lol

Stranger: Haha you are cool too

You: Sometimes 😂

Stranger: Same!

You: Nah shut up😂

Stranger: I’m serious

Stranger: Tho

Stranger: !

You: Really? well, i mean

Stranger: Yesss!!!

You: It doesn't seem like huh

Stranger: I feel like

Stranger: Eatin

Stranger: Pizza

Stranger: Make me

Stranger: Some

You: Nooooo

Stranger: Yessss!

Stranger: You are

Stranger: My super chef

You: Okay, there we go

Stranger: Ik you make pizzas in 2 mins

Stranger: Jk

You: I'm soooo chef 😂 u don't even know

Stranger: You are ik that

Stranger: You make so yummy dishes

Stranger: Yum yum 😋

You: Yea for sure!! 😂

Stranger: Not even kidding!

You: Yeaaa, you bet 😂

Stranger: Yessss!

You: Yaaaasss

Stranger: Yassssss

You: Damn, we're so unoccupied 😂

Stranger: Ikr lol

You: hey, hold on

Stranger: Oh wait

Stranger: I read that wrong!!!

You: i'll show u a song

You: wait what

You: HAHAHAHAH

Stranger: Lmao

Stranger: Okay!! Go ahead and show

Stranger: Oh wait you mean tell?

Stranger: You cant show here

Stranger: Sadly

You: yeaaa, how did u read?

You: No, i can, just hold on

Stranger: Oh well i read by my eyes

Stranger: How?

You: oh no kidding!! by your eyes? damn, really!! wow

You: lmao

Stranger: 😂😂😂

You: Oke brb

Stranger: Sure

Stranger: Tyt

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTB90p23qo

Stranger: Oh yeah

Stranger: You can

Stranger: Paste the link

Stranger: I totally forgot!

You: Yea i can 😂

Stranger: Yeahhhhh!

Stranger: I’m a noob

You: Yea, ur so noob 😂

You: Poor u

Stranger: Lmao

You: lucky u have me

You: 😂

You: jk

Stranger: Soooooo lucky

Stranger: So damn licky

Stranger: Lucky*

Stranger: Ik

Stranger: That

You: YEA, IKR

Stranger: Yassss!

You: So...?

Stranger: So what else

Stranger: Lol

You: the song...

Stranger: I’m gonna listen to it later

You: Oh yea, sure

Stranger: I’ve saved dw

You: oh alright

Stranger: Anyways

Stranger: Wyd now

You: Guess

You: the same as before

Stranger: Listening to music???

You: Yea, genius

Stranger: Eating?????

Stranger: Bored?????

You: Bothhhh

Stranger: Ohhh

Stranger: Fun

Stranger: How did you discover omegle lol

You: Youtube videos 😂

You: How did u?

Stranger: Lmao

Stranger: Well

Stranger: I saw

Stranger: My friend

Stranger: Posting weird ss in some group

Stranger: XD

You: Jeeez 😂

You: hey give me a second

Stranger: Ikr 😂

Stranger: Aight

You: (I went to get a glass of water)

Stranger: Oh nice

You: You were curious and came here huh funny 😂

Stranger: Lol

You: Just messing w/ u

Stranger: Ik

You: Good

You: well, what time is it?

Stranger: 3:43pm

You: Oh really? damn I thought it would be a bit later

Stranger: What time is it there?

You: 6:45

You: pm, sure

Stranger: Ohhhh

Stranger: Almost dinner time!

You: Yea, I wouldn't wake up that early 😂

Stranger: XD

You: Almost? Already dinner

Stranger: Lol i have at 7:30

Stranger: 7:30ish

Stranger: Depends

Stranger: Sometimes little early!

You: I have any time 😂

Stranger: Lmao

Stranger: That’s bad

You: it depends

You: but yea

Stranger: Yeahhh!

You: don't judgeee

Stranger: What grade are you in

Stranger: Sure for what

Stranger: XD

Stranger: I never judge anyone!!!

You: Oh grade, um to be specific, i'll finish last year so..

Stranger: 12th?

You: Yea, exactly

Stranger: Oh nice!!

You: actually idk, the system is different here...but yea i think so

Stranger: Ahh

You: Yeaa

Stranger: I’m

Stranger: Bored

You: No kidding!!

Stranger: Yessss!

You: how does it feel? lol

Stranger: Feels

Stranger: Really

You: Bored

Stranger: Bad lmao

You: AHAHAHHA

You: Yea ikr

Stranger: And bored lol

Stranger: 🙌🏻

You: Do u use netflix? randomly

Stranger: Nah

Stranger: No time for it

Stranger: Hbu

You: No time for it? I thought u were bored

You: What do u do? Busy guy

Stranger: Tbh

Stranger: I dont watch nay tv show lol

You: (and yes, I use it a lot lol)

Stranger: Oh what do you watch?

You: Movies...Series...

Stranger: Well, i spend my time on YouTube most of the time

Stranger: When I’m bored

Stranger: Or i just play games lol

You: well, u know tv shows burns neurons, it’s good that you don’t even watch lol

Stranger: XD

You: Games? What games? just asking bc i don't play at all lol

Stranger: Call of duty most of the time

Stranger: Cs:go

Stranger: Sometimes

You: Oh that's good, i guess

You: I'll pretend I know what it is

Stranger: Lmao

Stranger: Anyways i gtg nice talking to ya

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sarohara · 4 years

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You: Hey

Stranger: hey

You: Wyd/

You: ?*

Stranger: i'm jake, you?

Stranger: also j chilling here

You: Well, i actually asked "what r you doing" but it's alright

You: Ohhhhhh

You: nvm

Stranger: LOL

You: Well, i'm Sarah

Stranger: nice to meet you sarah

Stranger: and wyd? 😂

You: nice to meet u as well lol

Stranger: also how old are you?

You: I'm just listening to music 😂

You: I'm 16

You: wbu?

Stranger: oh cool i'm 17

Stranger: i'm listening to music too

Stranger: whatchyu listenin to?

You: Oh what song?

You: oHH

You: Hm, Take me Home, i guess

Stranger: oh i don't think you'd like it 😂 it's not pleasant

Stranger: Take me home!! love that song

Stranger: it's amazing

You: Ohhhh i think the sameee

You: About Take me home, sure

You: Tell what r u listening, pls

Stranger: I'm listening to this

Stranger: Currently going through some grief, and this helps, in some weird twisted way

You: Wait

You: is the lyric?

Stranger: wait sorry?

You: is that the lyrics of the song?

Stranger: oh no, that's just my thoughts

You: Ohhhhh

Stranger: did you try taking a listen?

You: Yea 😂

Stranger: not exactly the sweetest shit huh 😂

You: 😂😂😂

You: Well...

Stranger: Haha it's okay, I'm listening to it bc it ain't that

You: ahahha oke then, but do u wanna talk about that?

Stranger: Hmm we don't have to, there's dark stuff, and I don't wanna put that on ya

You: Don't worry but if u don't want to, it's okay :)

Stranger: Okay you're nice and I appreciate that :)

You: Oh thanks dude :)

Stranger: Tell me what's on your mind, how's life been for you?

You: Well...

You: Overwhelmed, I would say

Stranger: Why?

You: But nothing much, u know...it's just life, is what it is

Stranger: Well, what's been bothering you?

You: A lot of things but at the same time, its everything okay..

You: u know, idk, i'm bad at this

Stranger: That's fine, that's not bad

Stranger: I think if you can accept the terrible aspects of life, you're halfway on overcoming them

Stranger: So you're on track, I think

You: Oh wow

You: philosopher :) lol

You: but idk, maybe

Stranger: Hah 😂

Stranger: I guess you could call me that, i'm flattered

You: AHAHAHAH

You: Glad to know 😂

You: and thanks for asking :)

Stranger: Oh yeah ofc

Stranger: Lmk if you wanna share, this philosopher's got a lot to say 😂

You: 😂😂😂😂

You: Got it, sage

Stranger: 😂

Stranger: You amuse me 😂

You: 😂

You: I'm happy now

Stranger: Wait I never asked, where are you from?

Stranger: Aww I'm glad :)

You: :))

You: I'm from Brazil

You: wbu?

Stranger: Oh wow that's so cool

Stranger: Are you latina?

Stranger: I'm from NY!

You: well, depends on what u consider latina😂

You: But yea, i guess...

You: Ohhh Ny, that's so cool

Stranger: wait what does that mean haha?

Stranger: and yup! i love it here

You: Nvm, i was just kidding 😂

Stranger: ohhh haha ok

Stranger: i bet you're cute

You: Ohh thanks :) but i don't think so

You: But i'm sure ur

Stranger: 😂

Stranger: thanks, but i don't think so either

Stranger: so i think we both won :))

You: 😂😂

You: Yea, twins

You: well, how r things over there?

You: covid and stuff

Stranger: Well not too good tbh

Stranger: things are pretty terrible in a lot of ways rn

Stranger: but like you said, it's ok

You: well, just like in the whole world, right?

You: Not so ok but ok

Stranger: world, life, everything 😂

You: 😂😂😂 definition of = suckssss

Stranger: LOL YOU KNOW IT

You: 😂😂

Stranger: It really be rough

Stranger: what's your life like? relationships, school, hobbies, etc?

You: Well, it depends like... relationships= only my friends, school= not so bad

You: I dance so...it's my hobbie

You: Like, i dance hip hop, classes and stuff

Stranger: you dance??

Stranger: wow

Stranger: 😍 😍 😍

You: Yea, at least I used to dance 😂

You: Whaaat

Stranger: Nothing, it's just cuteee 🥵😉

You: Ohhh 😂

You: Wbu, tell me

Stranger: Sing, play piano, and paint

You: Ohh that's awesome, and rlly cute

You: 😂

Stranger: Aww thanks 🥰

You: Aw :)

Stranger: Wow this just got cute

Stranger: here take some 😘

You: taking 😂

You: u know what

Stranger: yeah?

You: ur the first person in a long time I met rlly nice here

Stranger: awww

Stranger: ugh take some more 😘

Stranger: sweet girl

You: Yeaa that's cute, I 😂

You: Sweet words, i would say

You: I'm not that sweet oke?

Stranger: you seem sweet oke?

Stranger: she's cute, she dances, and she's sweet, and she's nice

Stranger: 🤤 🤤 🤤

You: oh oke i'll change your mind one day 😂

You: Ohhh that was sweet 😂

Stranger: I think the emoji you're looking for is: " 😘"

Stranger: 😂 😂 😂

You: 😂😂😂😂

You: oh yea, ur right, thanks

Stranger: still waiting 🙄

You: I use 😂 for everything lol

You: oh yea hold on

You: reformulating

Stranger: 😂😂

You: Ohhh that was sweet 😘

You: AHAHAHAH

Stranger: oh DAMN 🥰 🥰 🥰

Stranger: you got me blushin

You: Stop it 😂

Stranger: sweet babygirl 😘

You: Oh <3 😂

You: tbh, i don't have any emojis here...i'm on the laptop so..😂

Stranger: ahhh no worries ahaha

You: ahahah oke

Stranger: i wish you were here w me, you seem so sweet

You: Well, where's your mask?

Stranger: I HAVE IT ON

You: 😂

Stranger: but i'd take it off if you were here -_-

You: Oh yea, i can imagine it 😂

Stranger: After all, you gotta leave room for 😘

You: I'll take a flight oke?

You: Funny lol

Stranger: Oh please do baby 😂

Stranger: Also if we accidentally disconnect, just type "jakesarah" in the interests

Stranger: Okay make sure to fly here using a pigeon tomorrow

You: No way Jakeeee 😂

Stranger: Yes way Sarahhh

Stranger: ride that pigeon

You: Oke copy that!!😂

Stranger: What are you bringing for me?

You: Paçoquita

You: A lot of things, don't worry

Stranger: oooh what's that?

Stranger: and what else :)

You: Hm how can i explain...

Stranger: Tryyy

You: It's basically a peanut jam (???) idk maaaan

You: something like that, trust me

Stranger: Oh that sounds niceee, sounds tasty

You: Wait, actually not a jam, just a peanut candy

You: Yeaa it's rlly good

Stranger: oh wow, candy!

Stranger: i love candy

Stranger: Hmm what else?

Stranger: Are you bringing kisses?

You: Ohhh who doesn't, right?

You: Oh 😂 u got meee

Stranger: you better bring plenty 😂 😂 😂

You: Funny 😂

Stranger: Oh well, you won't?

Stranger: Don't worry. I'll bring enough for both of us

Stranger: ;)

You: Well, I'll think about it 😂

You: Waittt whaaat

Stranger: Did google translate fail LOL?

You: Actually, Omegle translate to English again😂

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: I said don't worry, I'll bring enough for the both of us :)

You: I hadn't seen you typed in Portuguese, I just saw it now 😂

Stranger: OH

Stranger: omg

You: Yeaaa i knowww

You: I'm so proud 😂

Stranger: of me? 😂

You: Yea sure 😂

Stranger: 😂 😂 😂

Stranger: of who?

You: You duhhh

You: 😂

Stranger: AWW

Stranger: she sweet <3

You: not so sweet oke 😂

Stranger: yes so sweet 😘

You: i'll change your mind, trust me 😂

Stranger: with kisses? ;)

Stranger: im sure those wouldn't be sour :)

You: Well, i'll think about it 😂

Stranger: 😂 😂 😂

You: sour 😂 awfuul

Stranger: hahaa 😂

You: 😂

You: hey, what time is it over there?

Stranger: it's 8:31

Stranger: wbu?

You: 9:31

You: pm, sure

Stranger: ahhh, that's neat

Stranger: you go to bed when?

You: Soon, i guess

You: but not now

Stranger: What are you gonna do before?

You: Well...

You: talk to u..maybe

You: keep talking actually lol

Stranger: Ah that's nice :)

You: :))

You: can i ask if u have insta?

Stranger: I do, yeah

Stranger: I don't share social media here, if that's ok

Stranger: i hope you don't mind

You: Ohhh

You: Nah, it's totally okay :)

Stranger: Thanksss

Stranger: You probably do, right?

You: what do u think? lol

You: yea, i do

Stranger: Ahaha yeah i guessed

Stranger: I'm not a big fan of social media, you?

You: i'm not that big fan but yea, i use it a lot lol

You: makes any sense?

You: 😂

Stranger: Ahhh yeah haha

Stranger: i do too

Stranger: addiction lol

You: yea, that sucksss 😂

You: but what can i do, right?

Stranger: Is your acct public?

Stranger: Yeah haha, i feel ya

You: Private actually

You: bcz u know...like omegle and stuff

Stranger: HAHA you come here a lot then?

You: I wouldn't make it public

You: Actually i dont oke?

You: Like, just sometimes

You: but still

Stranger: Ahh yeah i know what you mean

Stranger: i only come here sometimes too

Stranger: not too often tho lol

Stranger: what do you usually come here for? how is it usually?

You: Mhm i can imagine it😂

You: Idk, I just come here to talk and meet some people, idk, it's pretty random yea

Stranger: huh, that's nice

Stranger: How does it usually go

You: and I've met a lot of friends here, that's the good part

You: Well*

Stranger: Ah, good friends?

You: Wait, not "a lot", i met a lot of people but friends, only 3, i guess...

Stranger: Oh, are they nice?

Stranger: I've usually not kept contact except with one girl i met a few months ago

You: Yea, they're...like u know

You: Ohh gotcha u

Stranger: wait what? 😂

You: what what 😂

Stranger: "like u know"

Stranger: what do u mean lol

You: Ohh yea, like 😂 funny story, actually not that funny

You: Oh nvm

Stranger: Wait tell me lol

Stranger: im curious

You: It's nothing much oke? Just like, i had a friend that i met here and

You: and he disappeared 😂 that's it

Stranger: LOL 😂 😂 😂

Stranger: you got ghosted poor u

You: Yea i guess 😂 poor me

Stranger: it be rough huh

Stranger: i mean i don't use it much, bc most people aren't as nice as you or that other girl i met

Stranger: that other girl's a little too nice though if you know what i mean 😏 and i love it haha

You: 😂😂😂 ahahahahah yeaa!! i got it!!

Stranger: she's the sweetest girl ever haha

You: Aww :) Have u said this to her?

Stranger: Oh yeah I have, and trust me I've showed that I mean it 😉

You: Showed what? 😂

You: Anyways, that's so cute :)

Stranger: LOL not "images" lol

Stranger: just doing stuff for her that's a little special if ya know what i mean

You: I didn't mean it LOL

You: when did you guys meet?

Stranger: hmm, in april

Stranger: we're not dating lol

Stranger: and it's not like, one-on-one either. So it's just nice

You: one-on-one lol

You: nice description😂

Stranger: LOL no, i mean, there's no solo commitment like we can still see other people 😂

You: Ohhhh wait

You: is it like open relationship?😂 no way...

Stranger: AHAHA well there's not a "relationship"

Stranger: it's more of a friends-with-benefits type of situation

You: it's anything but relationship 😂

Stranger: lmao basically yeah 😂

You: Got it huh 😂

Stranger: Hey i mean it's still nice

Stranger: we have feelings for each other and we express them and that's nice

You: Yeaa, i know well lol

Stranger: lol wdym?

You: Nothing (??) 😂

Stranger: Ahaha okay babe

You: Babe awful 😂

Stranger: Babygirllll

Stranger: lol u mad at me?

You: Wow, i thought u were typing an essay

You: Mad? Whaat 😂

Stranger: OH LOL

Stranger: i wasn't haha

You: ahahahah i realized

You: wyd now?

Stranger: same as before haha, relaxing in bed

Stranger: talking to a nice girl named sarah :)

Stranger: you?

You: I'm flattered 😂

You: talking to a kind of nice guy called Jake :) and same as before, listening to music

Stranger: "kind of nice" 😂

Stranger: flattered too ig haha

You: ahahahah i was just kidding 😂

You: ur rlly nice

Stranger: says you! the sweet girl :)

You: 😂😂 oh stop it!!

You: hey stranger

You: i gtg sleep now...wake up at 5 and stuff

Stranger: yeah stranger?

Stranger: oh shit haha okay

Stranger: you gtg now?

You: as i said...yep 😂

You: yea shit lol

Stranger: oh well, okay then, ig this is it

You: but anyway, it was nice talking to u :) thanks for the time :))

You: "jakesarah" in the interests oke?

You: bye uuu

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: it was nice talking to you too

Stranger: feeling: heartbroken 😂

Stranger: jk bye!

You: oh me too, trust me lol

You: bye u :)

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