#YEAH DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL

[lissa-edem]

Riven, nervous: look, I can explain!

Musa: Sky was hammered... because of Bloom has gone...

Musa: and I was hammered... because of my powers...

Musa: now Sky is sleeping in your and his room... in his bed...

Musa: so am I... sleeping in your and his room... in your bed... in... your t-shirt?

Musa: and you've brought bins for vomit, headache pills and water for two of us...

Riven, confused: because you're my friends, okay?

Musa: well, you could have slept with me, not in the armchair. you know, Sky snores, but I don't.

#YES I've imagined Riv taking care of the most important people in his life... both drunk #fate the winx saga #ftws #ftws2 #ftws rivusa #rivusa #ftws riven #ftws sky #ftws musa #YEAH DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL #woman... who is already drunk... said

[cerise-on-top]

Fasching with König

Because today is Faschingsdienstag, I just had to write something for him on that day! Today is the only day I can post this, afterwards I'll have to wait over a year again! Fasching is an Austrian holiday that is essentially the last day before fasting for 40 days, so people go all out with food and drinks and festivities, they even dress up in costumes! It's not nearly as fancy as what some other countries have, but it's tradition! Besides, who am I to say no to a Krapfen with König!

Mentions of alcohol, but König is Austrian, so what did you expect?

First off, he hates going to the city during that “holiday”, there are far too many people, the crowds are way too big and it’s too loud for his liking as well. The only reason he’s taking you to the city on that day is so you can experience more of Austria with him. At least that’s what he tells you, in reality he just really wants to go eat a Langos or two and drink a few beers. No one would judge him for that on Fasching, there are crazier bastards out there than him. He’s never been a fan of Fasching, not even when he was a kid. The only reason he looked forward to that day was because he could go home from school earlier than usual. But other than that Fasching had always irritated him. He was never one for playing dress up either.

He couldn’t say he was surprised when you came up to him, demanding for the two of you to dress up as something. The most König would do on his own would be to put on a pair of bee feelers on top of his head, but he would never consider putting on a full costume. Not only was there a chance people would stare at him, but he’d feel awkward as well. Besides, which place would actually sell a costume in his size? Not a common one. You’d need to be a bit annoying for him to put on more than just bee feelers. He’s more willing to play dress up with you as long as you put on something as well, though, even if it still wouldn’t be anything too fancy. If he can find one, he might put on a Winnie the Pooh onesie, but only because it’s somewhat comfortable, somewhat warm and because there are weirder people than him out there.

He’d hate seeing the Faschingsumzug, but he’d tolerate it just for you so you can see all the wagons together and comment on all the costumes. The music is far too loud, there are people surrounding him on every side and he still hasn’t had a single drink yet. Tragic. You might wanna hold onto his arm before you’re being swept away by the crowds. Although König usually isn't one for PDA, in this case he’d prefer to keep you close. It keeps him a bit calmer and you’re not getting lost in a city or town you barely know. You can drag him around all you want, though, he’ll comply, even if he might roll his eyes a bit whenever you wanna go take a closer look at some of the other costumes and wagons. However, get ready to be dragged to one of the nearest stands for a few Langos. They’re not amazing, nothing special in the slightest, but they’re not bad either. He’ll pay for them, naturally. You can choose between a regular Langos, a Toast Langos or even a Käsekrainer Langos. König will likely have eaten all three due to his massive appetite, but you’re more than welcome to take a bite out of them as well.

Once it’s finally getting a bit later and the masses are starting to disperse, that’s when König will be a bit less grumpy. He gets to finally go to a bar with you and drink to his heart's content, his highlight of the day. You can drink whatever you want, from soda to Pago, from Spritzer to Jägermeister, he’ll always go for a few beers. While he might seem a bit grumpy at first, once he’s had his first beer he’s a bit more cheerful, König just really hates big crowds. However, he got to spend another day with you, which is all he could ever want. While you’re sitting at the bar he might take out a few Krapfen for the both of you to enjoy as well. Might joke about getting some Heringsschmaus with you the next day, even if you don’t like fish. It’s tradition, it’s part of the Faschingszeit, but that doesn’t mean he’s a big fan of it either. No, he much prefers the Krapfen you can eat during Fasching. Not big on fasting, he loves beer and meat too much to give up either of those things and won’t even do so if you ask him to. He’s a simple man, he knows what he wants and he knows what he likes. You can pry his Schweinsbraten from his cold dead hands, and even then he’d put up a fight.

Although König loves spending time with you, he will be glad once Fasching is over and once you finally voice the thought of going home. He’s tired from all the people and the alcohol makes this situation only slightly better. Even so, despite all of that, he’s looking forward to the next holiday, proper or not, he can spend with you. Due to him having drunk some beers, he’ll likely stay in bed a bit longer the next day. A perfect opportunity to snuggle up to him for a bit. Afterwards you can discuss what you would like to eat together.

#cod #cod x reader #könig #konig #könig x reader #konig x reader #I was so unhappy when I had to go through town today and there was no way through so I had to go around town to get home #I was so incredibly pissed about that #but hey my father made Gulasch today! and he put a blueberry quark strudel in the oven! it was so creamy and good! #so food wise today was amazing for me! #I even wore some cat ears at wok. the other apprentice and me were the only ones who “dressed up” today which was a shame #even though he only wore devil horns and that's it so nothing big either #but there are people who dress up entirely! but you barely see couple's costumes here. I saw none today in all honesty #I saw a lot of ladybugs though! a few bees! piglets! sunflowers! #it's a colorful festival! but a lot of people drink on this day so not a lot of them will be at work tomorrow! good #the only reason König would love this holiday would be because of the beer #you guys don't understand just how much alcohol Austrians drink we're far far above the EU average #the state I live in is far above the Austrian average as well my father told me today #so yeah we drink lots and lots of alcohol. beer for the most part but Spritzer is also really popular. Spritzer is superior though #beer is just disgusting and gross. I've tried it once and it was so bitter. but this is coming from someone who likes Jägermeister haha #I didn't get a Krapfen today though which is so incredibly sad :( Maybe some other time but it won't be a Faschingskrapfen :(

[synonymroll648]

from a vibes perspective, i totally understand why so many people look at keefe and go ‘this guy would be the male equivalent of a wine aunt when he’s older’. 

but. but. 

taking lore into consideration, in my heart, he’s terrified of alcohol (even if he tries really hard to hide it). because. like. his first exposure is almost guaranteed to be through cassius, and cassius canonically threw a glass extremely close to him at least once when he was, like, 8. maybe cassius wasn’t always extra nasty when he was drunk, but there’s gotta be a correlation in keefe’s brain between risking getting seriously hurt (emotionally or physically) and alcohol consumption that’s really hard for him to shake. 

#tw alcohol #tw child abuse mentions #lmk if there's more trigger warnings i should put #i have a thing for hurt/comfort lmao #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #this is brought to you by: #that one fic my brain started writing internally where it's sophie's 21st bday and she's like man i #have saved the world so many times we've all lost count. i want a fucking drink #and keefe's internally like OH GOD OH FUCK in a bad way but externally he's like yeah babe whatever you want!! #and then she's like. i don't wanna do anything super stupid though. and drinking alone is super stupid when you've never drank before #will you stay w/ me? please? #and keefe's like. i cannot say no to that face #so he spends the night doing an increasingly bad job of hiding how bad he's freaking out #because sophie is a safe space and alcohol is not safe and he doesn't know how to deal w/ the two colliding #ESPECIALLY since sophie's just getting dorkier and sweeter as her filter goes down instead of throwing insults or objects at him #(i feel like sophie would be the kind of drunk that's very impulsive and says EVERYTHING that comes to the forefront of her mind #and stellarlune was more than enough to prove that she sees keefe and a lot of the time her brain just goes hnnngh soft little tortured #artist. MY soft little tortured artist.) #yeah but even intoxicated sophie can tell something's wrong even before he flinches super obviously at an empty glass falling over w/o #breaking. and so she's like nah man it's hurt/comfort time and he's like BUT YOUR BIRTHDAY and she's like do you really think i'm #gonna just let go of the fact that i know you're stressed? i'm not a dickhead keefe #so yeah it ends in cuddles. because of course it does #keefe sencen #annnnd out of the drafts this goes. post!

[why-the-heck-not]

02.06.23, friday

it is friday my dudes !!

#and i've had a stupid week #got the mandatory swedish course done finally #i procrastinated it for 3 years bc it had presentations and an oral exam and my guys I hate those more than anything #and no they did NOT go great but like they got done and that's all that matters #that oral exam tho; it will haunt my nightmares for years to come like a big ouch actually #''could u speak more??'' yeah sure like ?? idk what I'd even say in my actual language and then would have to do that in a language I #actually suck at like ur girlie just doesn't know how to small talk basically #but anyways it's done and yeah I still have a deadline this week for another course #but coding after drinking is a vibe sometimes don't @ me #bookblr #studyblr #booklr #aesthetic #books #study #reading #read #book #studyspo #tw alcohol #alcohol tw #june 2023 #2023

[burnhamandtilly]

drinking in your late 20s is like: this is great, I feel amazing!!!!

*two hours later*: is currently experiencing physical symptoms never felt before

#yeah i don't think my body can take heavy drinking anymore lmao #and by heavy drinking i mean like.. five cans of hard seltzer and i shared three of those with my friend 💀 #once again... need to find better copying mechanisms to deal with the stress at work... drinking ain't gonna cut it #I'm getting old 😫 #anyways.. let's see if I'll be able to sleep tonight without throwing up #anny.txt #alcohol tw

[byanyan]

in case you were wondering (you weren't, but i'm telling you anyway), byan does get drunk and give themself really dumb little stick and poke tattoos sometimes. yes, they do have some they regret doing, but it's never stopped them from doing it again.

#for example there's an upside down 'fuck' with a smiley face next to it on the inside of one of their ankles #which they never would have done sober #something similar sure but they wouldn't have put it upside down :/ #altho i think that one's actually kind of grown on them... #like they can look at it and know the exact place they were in at the time and it's like. yeah you know what? fuck (: #...i'm derailing myself i've actually had a little too much to drink ironically ajkfhksdgs #but ye. the dangers of a self destructive feral teen who knows how to tattoo themself and loves to do it while their inhibitions are lowere #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don't @ me. #alcohol cw

[leclerdelune]

brO $135 FOR A SHOEY??? JUST BRING YOUR OWN SHOE AND I'LL MIX YOU GIN AND TONIC FOR FREE

#they're robbing you in broad daylight #yeah i know its vegas but still #i know you can't bring you own alcohol but just substitute it with rubbing alcohol #but don't drink too much #f1 #las vegas gp 2023

[shadowed-yet-vibrant]

Super cool and healthy that the only way I can stomach having sex is getting so drunk I can hardly comprehend my surroundings.

#didn't happen today or recently but will again soon #it's a strategic game of timing my drinks around when I know they'll want to fuck #'they' is not one person obviously... #things aren't great in my head lol #I would have called myself a sex-neutral ace until the whole 'getting raped multiple times by my boss' thing #now I've got trauma and self-loathing #'just say no' well yeah we see how that turned out for me huh #easier to just be giggly and compliant #makes it less painful #keep small packets of lube in your purse and apply shortly beforehand so they don't know you're dry as a bone #focus on feelings and sensations everywhere else #let the alcohol numb the sensation where it matters and pay attention to the texture of the sheets #makes it easy... makes it go by quickly... don't look at the clock #I hope [name] knows he ruined me #I think he'd like that

[hella1975]

the aesthetic of red wine is unmatched too bad it tastes like ASS

#i was always so excited to drink wine growing up idk why i just thought it was the Height of Elegance and Refinement #which is ironic bc when i did start drinking wine it was (and still is) £4 bottles from the local shop #like there is nothing refined about that #BUT OMG I WANT TO LIKE RED WINE SO BADDDDDD #but it's just so minging every single time ive ever had it #so if i ever get wine im just sadly like 'do you have pinot grigio...' like a fucking year 9 #so yeah this is my public announcement to people that can't/don't drink alcohol who think red wine is hot shit #it really really isnt it's a LIAR #and to people that do drink red wine and LIKE it i hope you know you're living MY DREAM

[hobbitunderthemountain]

nothing like remembering weird nuggets of information and my coworkers are like wtf how do you know this I'm just shouting IDK IDK IDK IM AUTISTIC?!?? LITTLE SHIT LIKE THIS STICKS IN MY HEAD I GUESS????

#we were playing quixort jackbox as like a break team fun thing #jokes on them we got most of them out of order tho xDDDD #they were parts on a boat highest to lowest #or lowest to highest i guess #IM THE ONLY ONE WHO KINDA KNEW THO #I WAS LIKE I LIKE POTC AND OMFD AND YEAH THEY DON'T USE A TON OF THESE TERMS BUT I GUESS MY BRAIN PICKED SOMETHING UP SOMEWHERE IN THERE #we did get some right or kinda right but in the wrong spot #so that's that #also we had been drinking at lunch just beforehand so it was chaos #fun chaos #but i'm just sitting here like 'lmao I just yelled IM AUTISTIC at like 8 of my coworkers in a heated moment' #I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL BUT #work adventures #i may get a little too silly for work after having an alcohol but that's on work for paying for drinks in the middle of the work day #i mean isn't speaking vol regulation also an autistic thing so fjwoeaihoeifhaewfk I'm just proving my point #obligatory *waves at coworker who follows me here* hiiiiiii :3

[lungfuls]

imagine a world where ppl did use drugs like heroin the same way as we use alcohol. like i only do h when other people are doing it, really. i only do h on the weekends. i do h after work every day to relax. i mean, people do use heroin like that actually, it's just that that behavior descends into addiction more quickly with illicit drugs due to the social situations and stigma surrounding them

#which is why i kinda dislike when people say like 'alcohol is such a problem BECAUSE it's accepted' #like yeah less people would drink if it was illegal/unaccepted but i imagine active alcohol addiction rates would spike #as would alcohol-related deaths and of course the crime surrounding attainment and distribution of it #idk i guess we have this data from prohibition era so i don't need to speculate i can access the troof.. #anyway i think it's more accurate and appropriate to just say alcohol addiction is unique due to its acceptance in society

[murobrown]

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#let me vent here real quick #bachelorette/bachelor parties are one of the most stupid concepts we ever created #it's disgusting and humiliating to me #if I'd have a person who loves me enough that they decide that they want to spend the rest of their life with me it's like an ultimate win #i mean what more do you want to achieve in life? isn't that like a main goal? #I don't even mean marriage that's useless but just that safe warm loving feeling #and then you gather all your friends and you're going to look at it as game over????? #so anyway I should attempt a stupid bachelorette party this weekend and it's useless and incredibly expensive #and it's full of activities that are totally outside of my comfort zone like drinking and dancing and being half naked in a spa #and you have to wear some dumb accessories so that you also humiliate yourself in front of everyone #and first I thought will be able to handle it but yesterday I panicked and asked if I can be excused from all those activities #and people don't understand that my concept of fun is different from theirs #and i don't mean this in any negative way towards those people #it's just different for me and I'd love you to understand that #but... it's also not nice from me to ditch them last minute and let down my friend that's getting married #but yesterday I just had this moment when I thought fuck no I'm going to think about myself for once and it's just not right #because then you make people upset... #the actual wedding is another thing I dread...it will be an actual nightmare and there's no way I will ever escape it #so yeah I'm just full of emotions and I don't know what's the right thing to do and how to keep others happy and myself calm #at least last night I dreamt about Jake Bugg hugging me and if that's not the sign I'm going spend the rest of my life with that man... #i also decided to survive both of those events sober just to make it more challenging for myself #alcohol has way too many calories and i just want stay in control of my brain #i will see if the only three friends i have will resent me after this #i needed to sort my thoughts here even though I know ot doesn't look like so #i hope that you all are having a wonderful day and doing fantastic ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[no-one-hears-me]

really thinking about how my only options are to continue starving and stay skinny or eat but gain weight. I can never be normal

#ed tw #today I saw a video of someone showing what her friend eats #and it was a whole pizza and then pasta and whatever #how are some people capable of doing that #realistically some of it is my fault bc I've slowed my metabolism by restricting too hard #and the only way to fix it is to eat more BUT that will cause weight gain #and yeah I can lose it but I'd rather not gain any in the first place #also I'm genuinely not able to eat that much anymore #today I ate a fairly small amount of food and my stomach starting getting uncomfortable halfway through #even though that was the only thing I had in awhile. idk #I'm kinda proud that I can't eat anymore but that's kinda cringe idk #anyways. I really just wish I could eat normal amounts of food but still have a really low weight #I don't want a healthy weight tbh so yeah it makes sense that I can't eat healthy portions #still sucks tho #ALSO it sucks that alcohol has calories but tbf I don't need to drink much if I haven't eaten anyways #and my tolerance has never been high actually bc I don't drink that much #Sera

[templeofshame]

i was thinking about how the only thing i don't like about "too sweet" is the concern that people perceive me that way, but like last weekend i set off a fire alarm making a frozen pizza at 5am and i did once cancel a 1pm hike for substance reasons. i guess it all depends on your standards for wholesomeness, like i can't really argue that i'm not usually the sober bitch at the party (and i imagine hozier would not be impressed by my 'but occasionally i stay up late and/or partake of substances!')

anyway while i was thinking about this i decided it's an eleanor/chidi song ?

#hozier #the good place #cw food #cw alcohol #cw drugs #honestly i don't know how i relate to my tumblr crowd #with my irl friends there's some where i'm the straight-laced one and some who might be shocked by things #yeah xavid i know you're more wholesome than me but also maybe drink more often? #maybe not idk #i guess it also depends what else you factor into wholesomeness

[veganmabelpines]

Something I don't understand is people who say things like "I would go vegan except I can't give up feta cheese" or "I can't live without bacon" is that if you really can't give up feta or bacon or scrambled eggs, why not give up everything else?

Addiction is a health problem, not a character flaw. Just like people with allergies, if you struggle with addiction, it does not mean you can't be vegan. Sure, it'd be ideal if you could cut all animal products out, but if you have to keep eating one specific thing while you overcome addiction to it, that's nothing to be ashamed of. A veggie burger with cheese is progress from a beef burger with cheese.

You do your best, and that's just fine.

#i think the real reason is that people know they can get by without XYZ food they just don't want to #if you have a genuine addiction that is very very different from just liking a food #I've put a lot of time into overcoming addiction to caffeine because I don't support the industry that produces coffee #previously I couldn't get through a day without multiple coffees #but now I'm doing much better! I still drink a cup every now and then #but only when I can afford to buy fair trade #vegan #addiction #I'm very lucky though #addiction to caffeine is nothing compared to the drug nicotine and alcohol addictions that run in my family #but yeah #addiction is a real struggle and you deserve grace #just do your best #serious stuff

[curiosity-killed]

Hello! I got curious about the alcohol poll you posted and the other anons comment about the burn being unpleasant. For me the burn is a central part of the pleasure of drinking. For me a good glass of whiskey, vodka or cognac is good taste with a distinct burn but without an overwhelming taste of etanol. Do you really not enjoy the burn in the slightest?

i think i am maybe the worst person to answer this XD

I think that "burn" flavor/sensation is like most strong flavors in that they tend to be divisive and have people who love them and who hate them and a quiet spread of people somewhere in the middle. Like some people are down with drinking everclear straight and some people won't touch anything that's more than 0.1% alcohol by volume and then a lot of people fall somewhere in between.

also incidentally, this is where my comment about the different flavors of alcohol comes out: I don't like the burn of whiskey or gin but I do like it in tequila + mezcal ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and then you add in additional ingredients and it becomes a matter of balance

#i will say that the most expensive tequila i've ever had (i did not pay for it thank god) was very burny and i was like #okay i will stick to the $20 bottle from my local liquor store instead #but yeah in general i prefer smoother liquors/drinks #but also was a pretty hardcore teetotaler until i studied abroad #(which doesn't sound like a lot since i was 20 but also def had alcohol available to me starting from about age 12 so. there is. that.) #so mostly i don't feel that knowledgeable about alcohol beyond like. a general level #anonymice #asked & answered #this is reminding me of when my german coworker brought menthol gum to an in-person work thing and was like #''all germans love this!!! you MUST try it!! you will love it!!!!'' and it was. extremely bad. #(sorry to any menthol-loving german folks)