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tswwwit · 2 years

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Hihihi I'm here with another opinion. And its thats Other Bill is a dumbass.

Other Bill really though familiar Bill was weak because he was playing house with a human. So what if he's domesticated? Does he not realize that this is a version of himself who actually has something to lose. He's the most dangerous!! :/

Other Bill's thought process kinda went like this:

This Bill is Soft for this guy! It's clear when you look at the human's reactions - and even in the environment! All the context pointed right towards some domesticated moron.

And Soft Emotionally = Soft Everywhere = Soft Target. No threat at all!

Clearly this was some whimpering, wailing, quivering, pathetic Bill, that would fold under a bit of pressure. Honestly, he'd be doing the multiverse a favor getting rid of that guy! Squishing (or stealing) his (admittedly cute) human would be a fine precursor to putting him down.

Other Bill did not expect a Bill who was, well. Still very Bill. The mistake he made was thinking that because Bill went soft in one single place - that he'd gone all jello-like everywhere. Classic overgeneralization. Along with a lot of egocentric cognitive biases.

The other dumb thing Other Bill pulled was not changing his plan.

He could have course-corrected when Familiar Bill reemerged- even that first interaction showed him he wasn't dealing with a total pushover - but he figured, hey! If one dumb human could ruin this guy, what could he possibly do against another Bill?

And then he found things out the hard way.

#Overestimating himself and underestimating others #Classic Bill Cipher right there #Other Bill undone by hubris #Familiar Bill still falls into the same trap but he's gone through some stuff recently #His pride's been run through the wringer. Had a crash course in the school of hard knocks #He's about 50% less prone to making egocentric mistakes after all the times he's been thwarted recently #Not gonna catch Familiar Bill dismissing something offhand as a non-threat when it could come back to bite him in the angles #Well. No. He absolutely still does that. But not as often as your typical Bill #His main advantage is that he's *aware* that something innocuous could screw him over. Since he's been caught off-guard so often lately #Even taking a second glance at a situation instead of *assuming* he has it handled is a major check on the hubris #Really shitty for anyone who wants to thwart him though. He's monologuing less and catching people off-guard more #Congratulations Dipper! You simultaneously semi-domesticated a demon while also making him more dangerous #And if Other Bill HAD killed Dipper. Or hurt him worse. Or.#Well overall! Anon is right. Bill actually HAS something to lose now #And if it was taken away from him #Whoo! Man. They would Not like the consequences #Pro Immortality Tip: Don't piss off someone who's also immortal. It never goes well #answers

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richie-txzier · 7 years

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Shut The Fuck Up, Eileen

Request: Do you need a prompt?))) Soulmate AU: you can hear the thoughts of your soulmate! Fluff Reddie?

Requester: Anon

Pairing(s): Eddie Kaspbrak x Richie Tozier, Stan Uris x Bill Denbrough

Word count: 2060

Warning: None

Author: Admin Tozier

Note: I added to the AU slightly so that when you kiss your soulmate you stop hearing their thoughts

“Alright, who THE FUCK HAS COME ON EILEEN STUCK IN THEIR HEAD AT 3 FUCKING AM?”

Bill loves his friends. He really does. He believes each one of the six people in his friendship group brought something - a new perspective into their otherwise monotonous, sickeningly-suburban lives. Mike brings the logical aspect, while Ben balances this with emotional opinions; Stan brings cynicism, while Bill brings optimism; Beverly brings calm, while Eddie… Yeah, Eddie brings unadulterated rage that, if they all weren’t so used to it, would make have them all shaking their boots, because, despite his short stature and smooth young complexion, this boy had a dirty mouth and a glare to match.

Piled on the small pic-nic bench during their lunch break, the six Losers watched as Eddie paced in front of them, eyes blazing and hands flailing wildly as he emphasised his points with crude gestures towards the sky as if his soulmate would be able to see them somehow. He twisted towards them with a disbelieving and manic expression, “All I wanted to do was take a fucking piss and this goddamn bastard just had to be thinking, admittedly, a great song, but definitely not one appropriate for the time of night! But the worst thing was they weren’t even the right lyrics! THEY WEREN’T EVEN THE RIGHT LYRICS, GUYS!”

Eddie collapsed on the seat between Beverly and Mike, breathing heavily and tugging his jumper sleeves over his hands to rub at his eyes. Beverly smiled softly and wrapped an arm around his shoulders to hug him into her side, plucked the lollipop out her mouth, and remarked, “At least it’s a good song this time.“

They all shuddered as they remembered the expression Eddie held after he had to go all day with Final Countdown pounding in his mind. It definitely made Bill grateful for the comparable calmer mood Eddie was in this time; but, with a tug in his heart, he realised it may be because of how exhausted Eddie was. He had his head rested on Beverly’s shoulder as if he couldn’t hold it up himself, dark bruises under his drooping eyes and just an overall slouched demeanour so unlike the usual pristine boy held.

He looked fucking shattered.

Bill felt Stan reach over to steal a couple of Bill’s M&M’s, and, with his signature lip curl, snorted, "Maybe he thinks he’s a goddamn DJ."

Mike shook his head, stroking Eddie’s hair softly and they all watched with a similar stinging feeling how he tilted into his touch with closed eyes, a yawn roaring from his mouth, "He’s an asshole, that’s who he is."

"And it was so fucking LOUD as well. Like, Jesus, how can someone think loudly?” Eddie whined into Beverly’s shoulder, and she rubbed his back, freezing for a moment as she completely took in what he had said.

“Wait it was loud?” She repeated. Eddie nodded.

“Well, that’s great!” Ben erupted from across from her, smiling brightly through his peanut butter and jelly sandwich, “That means they’re close!"

"They better not get too fucking close or I might just ‘accidently’ kill them,” Eddie grumbled as he picked his head up to start massaging his temples. Mike patted his head, “It’ll be all over soon, Eddie. You’ll find ‘em.”

Eddie dropped his face in his hands with a groan.

Eddie really wanted to meet his soulmate. He really did. The prospect of meeting the person the universe had literally said is the most compatible and wonderful person for you was a glorious idea if it ever happened. But right now, he would gladly give up his soulmate if it meant them shutting up for five fucking seconds. He honestly didn’t know if this person ever stopped thinking; thoughts when he was brushing his teeth in the morning, thoughts all throughout the day when he’s trying to concentrate on work, thoughts while he’s eating dinner, thoughts when he brushes his teeth before bed, just thoughts all day, every day, non stop.

Eddie wondered if anyone had gone insane from too many soulmate thoughts. Maybe he would be the first.

That would be cool, I bet I’d get a reward as I was shipped off the loony bin-

What if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

Oh fucking hell here we go

If I were in a video game I wonder what kind of stats I’d have?

Fucking 0 intelligence, I can tell you that, Jesus Christ

I wish I cried macaroni because I would get free macaroni and that would make me so happy that I would cry from happiness and make more macaroni

...what the actual fuck?!

Eddie's pen went straight through his English work and he cursed under his breath, and then promptly smacked his forehead onto his desk with a groan. He was losing sleep over this; nights of where his brain wouldn't shut off became sleepless, causing him to curl up in a ball and try to push the loud thoughts of someone else from his mind. They were loud, which meant his soulmate was nearby, maybe they went to his school? That would be convenient. He knew the best places to hide a body around here-

"Mr Kaspbrak?" A voice interrupted his vengeful plotting and he lifted his head to meet the stern look of his English teacher, "Are you alright."

"Sorry, sir, I'm uh, don't feel too well. May I go to the bathroom?"

The teacher glanced at the clock and sighed, "I suppose so. It's nearly the end of class so take your belongings with you."

Eddie nodded before sweeping all of his things into his backpack and bustling out the classroom, ignoring the curious stares of his peers. He could feel the pounding in his head with every step he took and decided maybe going to the bathroom was the best solution after all - he didn't want to be stuck in the lunch rush anyway. He swung open the door, slipped into a stall and leaned his throbbing head against the cool cubicle door.

With scrunched up eyebrows, he wished his soulmate luck if they were to ever meet.

"Anyone seen Eddie?" Bill asked, slowing his steps to look at the backs of the apparent five of them his mouth drawn to a line. He bumped his lunch tray between Stan's shoulder blades and the curly haired boy shouted in protest, twisting to see his innocently smiling face with an unimpressed expression.

"He ran off in English. He said it was to the bathroom, but I think he was having soulmate problems again." He offered and sped up his steps in case Bill was to nudge him again.

"I hope he's okay..." Ben said, looking back into the hoards of children crowding the corridor.

The five of them appeared outside, the white blinding autumn sun piercing their vision causing Beverly to squint to see that their usual pic nice table had been taken by another group of friends.

"Bastards." She reacted simply and scanned the rest of the courtyard to see if there were any free spaces. All were taken except for one near the edge which held a sole boy that, with a sudden brightness of her eyes, she instantly recognised. "Let's go sit with Richie!"

"Who the hell is Richie?" Mike asked, being the first to follow her with his packed lunch swinging in his hand. She didn't answer as she reached the table, setting down her lunch tray.

He looked up suddenly, the noise of the tray scaring him, and the momentum causing his large and frail looking glasses to bounce out of place on his nose. He fixed them, smiling widely as he recognised the redhead, showing slightly large front teeth out of plump lips.

"Bevster! What a pleasure to see you this fine Wednesday afternoon!" He spoke with a fake cockney English accent, one that broke considerably due to the chip he was still chewing on.

"Heya Richie, how's life?" She asked as the rest of them tentatively sat down around them. Ben and Mike slotted in next to Richie as Bill and Stan quickly sat next to Beverly, unsure of the new person.

"Wondrous, now that the prettiest girl in school has blessed me with her presence," Richie remarked, flashing her a wink. Ben tensed up next to him.

"Shut it, Rich." She laughed, before realising the rest of them were awkwardly looking at them, "Oh shit! Richie, these are my friends, Bill, Stan, Ben and Mike! Guys, this is Richie, we hang out when I smoke sometimes."

There was a chorus of various greetings from the rest of them and Bill even leant over the table to shake his hand, which Richie laughed at. There was a bang as the doors to the building slammed closed and Bill looked behind her to see Eddie has emerged and looked confused.

"EDDIE!" He shouted and the boy jumped to look over in his direction, before coming over.

"Fuck me, Beverly, how many friends do you have? This is getting close to a gang bang-"

Richie stopped as Eddie reached them and he took in the boy's face.

Mama mia, he's adorable

"Fucking hell!" Eddie said aloud, clutching his head and stumbling back, his face contorted in pain. Mike jumped up to skip around the table and hold his elbows as try to look at his face.

"Eddie, Eddie! Are you alright?" Eddie looked up at his friend before leaning sideways to stare a the wide-eyed long dark-haired boy.

"YOU!" Eddie shouted, ripped away from Mike's gentle hold to point at Richie intensely.

"ME?!" Richie exclaimed back.

You fucking asshole!

Richie winced in pain, hand coming to hold his head as he stared back, realisation melting over his features until a brilliant beam shot through his face. He muttered a soft, "Holy shit."

Ben's jaw was slacked while Beverly's mouth was curled into a warm grin as in unison they said, "No fucking way."

Eddie's eyes were rock-hard as he glared at the taller boy with all his might, Richie's goofy smile slipping as Eddie clambered to stand on the table, towering over the now standing gangly boy, steaming practically bursting from his ears.

"He's going to murder him," Stan stated quietly as he sat to the side, casually playing with Bill’s fingers, the two of them watching the scene unfold. Bill clicked his tongue.

"Think positive!"

"I'm positive he's going to murder him."

Eddie stomped over the top of the table to land on the seat Richie was previously sat on, his short stature now meaning that they were now face to face, "YOU'RE THE FUCKER WHO CAN'T STOP FUCKING THINKING ALL HOURS OF THE GODDAMN DAY! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TRY AND SLEEP WITH SOME FUCKER SHOUTING IN YOUR HEAD ABOUT CRYING FUCKING MACARONI! OR-OR-OR FUCKING BEACHES MADE OF FRENCH FRIES?! ARE YOU ALWAYS HUNGRY?-"

Hands suddenly came to cup his cheeks and Eddie was suddenly being tugged forward, his mouth crashing into Richie's. He froze, eyes blown and looking at Richie's closed eyes behind thick frames as his soft mouth moved gently into his.

And honestly, as much as Eddie ranted and raved about wanting to murder his soul-mate, this was the feeling that ultimately changed everything. Suddenly he realised why people do so much for those who they loved, why they'd sacrificed everything just for a taste of this kind of physical affection from someone that made a rush whoosh through them, electricity spark across his skin and his heart drop so far he felt it in his stomach.

Eddie looked shell-shocked as Richie pulled away, his own eyes wide as he was sure he felt the same thing. Richie’s voice was breathless as he spoke, “I’m Richie, by the way.”

“Eddie.” He replied, a smile twitching at his cheeks. Richie chuckled shortly and then stepped back, hands going into the pockets of his heavy denim jacket.

“At least now you won’t hear my thoughts anymore.” Richie offered. Eddie blinked.

“Oh um, yeah.”

They stood awkwardly for a moment.

“I think you stood in my fries.”

“I think you should kiss me again.”

Eddie smacked a hand over his mouth, surprised at the words that jumped from his throat. Richie just grinned.

“You’re cute, Eds.”

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filthyjiminharem · 6 years

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drafts

A vendor knocking at Jimin's door and it's not allowed by the regulations but after seeing the cute boy in only his large sweater and G-string panties, the vendor offers to do him a demonstration about his products. As he expected, the boy looks so good being stuffed full in the ass, moaning in pleasure. What a greedy slut, the vendor is so lucky. Sporting the hardest boner ha has ever had, he gladly fucks the pretty guy who is so eagerly begging for his cock.

Hostess Jimin would love the attention he gets by the naughty passengers. Who wouldn't not grope that glorious ass restricted in those tight pants though?

The guys would also team up to make turns to catch the beautiful hostess' attention so the other in the opposite seat would have a nice view of THE ass, and if they're lucky the hostess would bend over because a passenger accidentally dropped his fork.

There are the nastier ones who go to the bathroom exactly when Jimin is standing in the corridor so when they pass, they purposely let their body brush against the soft and curvy one of the hostess. If Jimin feels something hard poking in his ass well he would grind back.

Student Jimin finds a job - to pay his rent bills - as a promoter, just he needs to wear a cabbage costume. Everything would be fine, if only his ass didn't look so nice and visible thru the fit and skinny pants. Guys use the excuse to take a photo or have a free hug just to have a squeeze of the glorious ass. Some also thought it is a girl under the costume because of the amazing body and graceful moves. An old perv had the audacity to whisper "I'm not fond of vegetables, but I'd gladly eat your delicious ass, cabbage". Jimin was left speechless.

The next month his costume is one of a rabbit. He's wearing a sexy and short brown overalls with a white puff as a tail just above his ass and the cute headband of rabbit's ears. Of course almost guys approach him, feigning interest in what he is promoting just to hit on him.

Two of the nastiest comment someone told him is "baby, do you want me to feed you a carrot? I have a really hard and tasty one" & "You'd look so good with your pretty lips stretched around my carrot". JM ends at home with his four fingers shoved inside his greedy and horny hole. When Jimin reaches the limit of his sexual frustration, he becomes shameless and naughty, saying alluring things and showing off his beautiful assets waiting for someone to snap and fuck him senseless in public.

His wish comes true in the form of a mysterious man who has been standing at the wall every time it's JM's shift. The older but still handsome man holds his wrist when he is about to leave and he takes him in the almost empty corner of the street, pushing him against the wall.

"You're so pretty" he whispers to his ear while his right hand is busy holding his wrists and the other is covering JM's soft lips. "You look so beautiful and still innocent in spite of these lewd clothes, it's as if you're just asking to be tainted". JM can't tell if he's more scared or aroused by the stranger's words. He can feel himself getting hard, this definitely the confirmation of his kink of dirty talking. "Aren't you, baby?" the man asks above his pale and hot skin and he starts licking him, making him shiver. JM let out a lewd moan which makes the man stop with his eyes wide, he's so lucky this pretty boy is a cockslut "ahh more, you sound so good.. Can you also beg, baby? I want to hear your sweet voice begging me to do nasty things to you".

Finally a gentleman got to claim the most wanted and desirable angel Park Jimin. Everyone is jealous because who wouldn't want to have a passionate night with the most stunning and extremely beautiful Park Jimin? But of course it's just a distant fantasy since 1. Park Jimin is the purest and most innocent little thing in the world (even if everybody secretly want to have a taste of him) 2. Because now the unreachable Park Jimin is married. But what no one knows is that in spite of loving Jimin, his husband doesn't make him reach his climax since he's a conservative dude and he just fucks him reaching his climax and then leaves Jimin hanging and the poor Jiminie experiencing the pleasure of having a dick inside of him he becomes addictive so to reach his orgasm he learns to finger himself imaging his fingers are a huge cock. One day his husband's father visit them and it's so hard for him not to ogle at Jimin's so alluring features. And more frequently he starts to be very touchy towards his beautiful son-in-law. Jimin subconsciously likes the attention and when accidentally he feels his father-in-law's boner between his asscheeks he moans at the contact which it doesn't get unnoticed making his FIL's cock twitch more. Jimin embarrassly excuses himself but still feels so aroused, his husband's dad's dick is so big. He ends up fingering himself in his room. This is the scenery his father in law see when he knocks at his door to ask sorry making up an excuse to not scare his innocent son in law but nothing prepares him at that. "are you thinking of my dick Pounding into you, m? Didn't know you were such a cockslut". Jimin discovers the art of sex and no one would ever know that the angel Jimin actually is so eager to be fucked.

Priest Jimin has the audacity to look so pretty and fuckable in his chaste vestments. Everyone can't help but admire his beauty and some even go far as imagining him in nasty positions doing sinful and unethical things. It's not a secret among the village that Jimin is the ult wet dream. Even newbies are drown immediately to the church where the angelic alluring boy is always so ready to welcome you with his beautiful smile. His ass is unbelievable and the truth is that this is what most of the men should confess. How many times they had fuck their wife or beat their meat thinking about the gorgeous priest, wishing they were his plump lips wrapped around their dick.

Jimin is so in love with his band members but terrified of them rejecting him so when another idol/idol group brings it up, he begs them not to tell. Of course the group needs some bribery..... eventually it becomes well known that if you want a good fuck, you bring up his band members in front of Jimin, and he'll to ANYTHING to keep his 'secret'. He is used on such a regular basis that he becomes addicted to being nothing but a hole to be filled, and feeling a cock pounding into him. Of course eventually Bangtan catches on, they walk in on him or something, and becomes super possesive and cue a marathon to ensure Jimin's body forgets about everyone but them. Of course Jimin's super satisfied with everything, but he occasionally sneaks out and offers up his hole to anyone who wants it. - anon

Can't stop imagining Sejun being one of those who discovers Jimin's secret. He would be jealous af. How he wish he could be one of the guys his pretty sunbae is in love with. He would pamper him satisfying his praise kink and cuddle him all day and night.

It happens that during an event Sejun accidentally walks in in Jimin fingering himself in a dark room, eyes closed and moaning "ahh.. hyung.." After appreciating the erotic scene, Sejun boldly goes to his sunbae and touches his hand that it's fucking in his hole, taking it out.

Big is Jimin's surprise, widening his scared and lascivious eyes. "are you thinking about your bandmates, sunbae?" Jimin is now all red and he starts blubbering "please, don't tell anyone.. I'll do anything" it's everything Sejun was waiting for because now he's smirking at him. He presses his body extremely close to Jimin's leaving no space and totally feeling his hyung's little cock hard against his. At the contact Jimin moans and it's immediately muffled because now Sejun is kissing him roughly with hunger. Fuck, he's making out with his beloved idol. Sejun is touching every inch of Jimin's body, revelling in the smoothness and hotness of his skin. "Sejun-ssi" Jimin's moans as the younger male licks his hyung's neck. How sweet is the sound of his name called out by him, he thinks becoming greedy to hear more and more. As he take off his pants he starts to brush his cock between Jimin's wet asscheeks and he can't help but groan feeling the 8th wonder. Jimin is starting to get impatient with the younger's teasing so it's too late when a "please fuck me" leaves his mouth, making him blush hard. Sejun looks at him surprised and then he laughs at the cuteness and eagerness of his angelic hyung. "who would ever know you're such a slut for cocks, huh" Jimin has no time to protest as Sejun puts in the head of his cock, making him let out a loud and seductive moan. When Sejun bottoms him out, both expectantly wait to adjust overwhelmed by the contact. Sejun uses that pause to contemplate Jimin's already fucked out face, no wonder he fell in love at first sight: he owns an innocent but alluring beauty strengthened by a wonderful personality. He starts to fuck him, progressively harder and deeper while they lose themselves in the pleasure. Sejun can't stop complimenting Jimin, telling how he's too beautiful for this world, how tight and perfect he is as he kisses him everywhere leaving possessive hickeys in pale skin.

Jimin's step dad cant help but be attracted by his sweet and sexy step son who even tho he's in his twenties he looks so innocent! He's never seen an ass so round and fuckable like Jimin's and he may or may not have thought about him while fucking his wife. Jimin is so alluring with his angelic voice and submissive attitude, wanting always his step dad approval. He secretly fingers himself hearing his step dad fucking his mom senseless.... He wonder how big his dick could be to make her so loud. It's a matter of time and one day his step dad discovers his son's dildo and fuck if it doesn't arouse him thinking about his innocent Jimin being filthy and with the pretence to punish him he makes him bend over and spanks him. He doesnt expect Jimin to start moaning and well from spanking he starts to fineger him whispering to him lewd words. That Jimin deserves since he has always wet dreamt about his mother's husband to fuck his needy ass with his big cock. It becomes their dirty little secrets and once they almost get caught by his mom. Lucky them they have a blanket covering Jimin's ass riding his hisband's cock. To Jimin's mom his sweet son is just staddling his husband while watching a movie. But naughty Jimin he jumps on his lap like a cute bean making so painfully hard to his step dad to not groan of too much pleasure... this minx will be his death!

(before they started their sensual relationship} Jimin goes to his step dad's studio where he finds him sitting while it's his business partner's, Mister R, turn to play billiard. He crouches down, between his stepdad's spread legs, sitting on his heels as he looks up and calls him "daddy..". Both men turn red as they feel a twitch in the southern part of their body. This pretty little thing probably couldn't imagine what dirty thoughts came across those pervert minds. Finally, Jimin's dad asks after clearing his throat "yes, baby?"

Jimin just gives him an angelic smile and answers "nothing I wanted to try to call you like that and I like it.. Daddy" he stands up and leaves. That night after they had sex, his wife giggling asks him why he was so passionate and he just shrugs his shoulder.

Of course he couldn't tell her he was imagining her innocent son's juicy lips calling him daddy and begging him to put his cock inside of his tight wet hole.

Jimin is sitting in the kitchen with his legs tucked under his butt leaning on the table while he's doing his thesis when his step dad comes in. He takes a moment to appreciate the curve of his back trailing his eyes towards his perky ass. He has really got an innate sex appeal.

He smacks his ass playfully and JM yelps turning around "dad!!" the culprit just laughs, making JM stand up. Then he sits pulling JM on his lap. "have you been good, baby?" "yes, dad" he answers as he resumes reading, ignoring the half hard on poking his butt. He's pissed at him.

His step dad starts to pepper his neck with kisses as he runs his hands thru his sides and JM tries so hard to resist him but then he starts to grind on his fully hard cock, making his dad groan. He ends up being manhandled so he can face his dad who leans forward to kiss him.

Namjoon is playing cards with his friends on a Friday Night. Jimin comes out of his room in a large white t-shirt and plops himself on his stepdad's lap. Naughty Jimin subtly unzip his daddy's pants and grind his bare ass on his boner.

When he can't take it anymore he just fuck himself on his stepdad's cock with the excuse that he's cheering up for his daddy. NJ is already close. His friends though are not that stupid and beat their meat at the sight of the beautiful boy riding his stepdad.

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