#We're Recruiting

[eastgaysian]

idont care if your durge was having crazy eroguro sex with gorty can you get them to put some pants on and tell me about their sibling relationship with orin. please.

#i think you should be able to recruit orin she doesnt reform in any meaningful way #she just lives at your camp and has decided to kill the people you point her at now #and she still eats people or whatever like let a girl live a little. #dak-wai shows up back at camp looking like they got mauled with orin in tow (did the mauling) #and is just like. hey. we're good. and responds to any further questions with It's fine. We're good. #she just needed to evil stim stab them a couple times and they resolved everything. it's fine. #balls your gay 3

[iooiu]

good to know all casey jones’ are the same

#as a fandom i think there is so much hidden potential in casey jr that we're not talking ab #thats an apocalypse baby right there he knows how to de-bone things #he WILL fight you to the death for the last scrap of pizza no he is not joking #u all watch tmnt for the turtles i watch it for the funky little humans #they're so messed up!! i love them!!!! #trashcan kids i swear every single one #sorry 2003 casey i havent watched enough of the show to remember you </3 #tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #casey jones #casey jones jr #cassandra jones #foot recruit #kk im done #leave me alone folks im inconsolable #the formatting is so wack LIKE WHO HURT U

[creative-hanyou-girl]

Honestly would absolutely love it if the Percy Jackson show incorporated some of the songs from the Percy Jackson Musical into their instrumentals. Imagine how awesome that'd be.

#if they can use a cover of riptide surely they can use a few notes or instrumentals from the actual Percy Jackson Musical #I also heard that one of the main people behind the musical score from the musical was recruited for the show so I'm hoping! #like how cool would it be to hear 'we're lost in the woods somewhere in New Jersey' when they actually ARE lost in the woods in the tv show #wouldn't that be a nice way to pay hommage to the musical??? #which for so many fans was the only 'book accurate' adaptation we had for the longest time? #not to mention of course that the songs alone are absolute BANGERS!!!!! #fingers crossed 🤞 #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson musical #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson trailer #music #disney+

[the-illegal-wizard-council]

The Official Wizard Recruitment Post.

If you wish to become a member of the illegal wizard council and want to occasionally help us commit crimes and solve magical issues sometimes, you're at the right place!

All we need from you is to send us your Wizard CV right here, which can include things like: your most notable magical achievement, your three most recent crimes, your most spectacular crime, what you can bring to the council, and so forth. Whatever it takes to convince us. It must include your wizard pronouns and the position you're applying for.

Your application will then be put to vote by a randomly selected wizard jury with no expertise in anything whatsoever, who will decide your fate. You're welcome to try and bribe the jury if that's what you want (you will get bonus points for that).

*We do not care if you're affiliated with any other wizard council in any way whatsoever. We also do not require you to technically be a wizard. A burning passion for crime is however a necessity. If you're a warlock tell your sugar daddy to buy you your own council.

#official wizard recruitment post #please feel free to literally just copy paste whatever you've written so far in other places #we just can't find them and we don't want to keep missing people #here you can expect your application to be processed immediately #we're so efficient now

[front-facing-pokemon]

#spoink #the first pokémon you ever do a request for in pmd sky… the only thing i know about this pokémon #she lost the pearl on her head and needed you to go find it. in what‚ drenched bluff‚ right? the second dungeon of the game after beach cave #i believe so. then she gives you a thousand poké and your partner is like holy FUCK we're RICH and chatot is like Nononono #that bitch. i'll never forgive him… even if he is… a generally likable character… depriving recruits of food because they got framed #is a LITTLE HARSH? i know he didn't Know they got framed but even if they weren't framed it's still a bit harsh. so. he's a bitch #but he's our bitch. this is not about spoink. i'll save That conversation for gen 4. i'll have a lot to say about that little man #something-something wigglytuff trans. here's spoink #couldn't remember if it was spoink or sproink at first. dunno why. but it's spoink i think #i'm gonna eat food now. i have not eaten all day and it's like 2 PM. see you at uuuhhhh grumpig

[bacchuschucklefuck]

this whole thing being abt rage is also really interesting. I feel like it comes up so much in fiction as a motive because it's the one emotion that's unifyingly restless while everything else can be petrifying, and just personally nothing hits like impotent rage for me, esp. with teen characters, esp. with characters whose rage is stoked by Someone Else to further that Someone Else's cause. like you'll have done all that in a bout of passion and when you're done you look around you and nothing has changed. those sentiments don't get quelled by being satisfied. righteousness withdrawal is a horrible thing to intentionally drag someone into, least of all just some kids.

#I think Ive brought my personal experience into this whole thing lol but yeah just. #the ratgrinders read so much like radicalization to me. or you know just. high control group recruitment #and I've seen that one time brennan brought up uhhh conservatism? and where people come from with that #that quote of his thats like. before youre a fascist youre a bully. like extreme sentiments take root on specific soils #and that's like a higher level than what we're talking abt here lmao it's fake fantasy high school role playing #but yeah just like. the simultaneous understanding of the grift working on these kids bc they already think a certain way #and also the other part that is no matter what the way that they think is not. conducive to them being happy #like yeah a nasty person is nasty to be around! but that also means they're often isolated #which makes them even easier prey for people who want to use them #fhjy coming out in The Current Climate makes that connection so apparent too lol like #me hearing abt the rage god: oh so like twitter #for the record of course I Dont Know if this is a read that's intended by the show #but it maps well onto my experience with radicalization/decentralized cult #Ive just. been thinking abt the rat grinders in those terms ever since I made the connection #like. you're accomplished and high level and such. is this sustainable? have you done anything For Yourself #or has everything you've done so far been coerced out of you by someone else's sweettalking #anyways if I can run porter cliffbreaker over with a car I would. and I'd reverse on him too #truly thats the highschool trauma as well as the grown man with niblings talking lmao #nothing gets me more mad than a shitty teacher

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i do believe.... that i Understand obs enough to use its base functions now...

#thank you youtube tutorial 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 #WE'RE CLOSE IT'S CLOSE!!! #im going to go make a picarto account actually #tomorrow i may recruit a friend or two to help me test stream! #i'll ask when they're available... fuck yeah.... #absolutely unprompted #im excited! Its Happening! #ive wanted to do art streams for many a year and now my dream is being Realized #ive got an extra monitor... a mic... obs studio... headphones... hell yeah... #im a professional (lie lie lie)

[monosminecraftmania]

The Cards

teaser

so im thinking of having an interactive event while im on my spring break. to get me back into the spirit of drawing and get one of my many projects actually rolling.

hopefully this explains . . . well, most of whats going on. those who know will know. but i will explain more as this goes on and hey. maybe it will take off. i hope ;w;

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft au #future project? #i really want to do this so im hoping my mood and attention span permits it #ive even recruited my art major friend to help and we're both going nuts #vague horror #pray for my attention span #i need all the help i can get #my brain sees shiny and goes OOH DIVERSION

[cryingatships]

Is something being lost in the translation of The Sign's subs? Cause like they're making people go through a training that looks more suited for a special operations/under-cover operations unit than the police force. And Phaya who graduated from air force military school choose the simple police force to be his future field of work when he "wants to do something challenging"??? And of all the recruits only a handful were chosen for forming the final teams and rest were allocated to other units. Like... if they're training for normal police service, isn't the dropout rate too high? -_-''' Ik in some places they refer to all units of law enforcement as the 'police' in common talk. Like in my corner of the world, we often call SWAT units, anti terrorism forces etc as the 'police'.... so is something like that happening here in the subs? Cause no WAY they need to train like that for the local police right? I just wanna know the linguistic and cultural nuances >.>

#the sign the series #no way they can have enough ppl in the police if they train their recruits like THAT #seems to resources and effort consuming even if we're talking of fiction #i'm so curious jajajaja it looks 100% like the stuff they put ppl through in special forces trainings lmao

[mofffun]

kingoh twitter says big announcement tomorrow and asks us to save the date for Golden Week (Apr 29 - May 5) so

Donbros vs. King-Oh is happening

(not saying will King-Oh have another VS with a certain anniversary senpai but hey)

#the extras recruit earlier this month is def for this too #we're gonna see Gokkanites in the movie 'watching a live show' #mon mon

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok's Rebel Catholic Schoolgirl to Head Nun pipeline - studying it in a lab as we speak.

#he is a school marm to me #ankles COVERED. #voy #guy who got sent to a monastery as a punishment/treatment and said 'I wanna be a priest!' #absolute poster child for whatever form of punishment/education that is #He's the DREAM of every Vulcan educator #and it IS a punishment/treatment bc he IS there to get better but also if he doesn't go he's on the street & disowned* #He is such a guy who like...very harsh and strict punishments worked for him somehow so he just re-enacts that #the way he treats the Maquis recruits is how he treats the Starfleet recruits - he perceives no necessity for a difference in tactics #*like: 'We're cutting you off and disowning you but also sending you to therapy' #the therapy part is good but damn - baby the REST of it... #Tuvok

[basementstalker]

りんりん

[I'm looking for an owner!]

"We're currently recruiting owners♡"

#basementstalker posts #first text is whats in the box #second is in the word bubble #could also be “we're currently looking for owners” rather than recruiting #yandere #yancore #lovesick #yandere thoughts #possessive love #obsessive love #bd/sm pet

[narrativelysignificantturtleduck]

you didn't protect me

#it seems like we're doing hakoda angst tonight so have this art that's been sitting in my drafts #do you think sokka warned hakoda about the visions when he sent them to recruit the swampbenders? #or did hakoda just walk into this unknowingly #hakoda #kya #my art #nina's personal log

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I am agonizingly bored, deeply frustrated, and more than a little impatient

#I have SO MUCH TO DO from this Sunday onward but today #today and tomorrow all I can do is sit at home with my sister and her dog and none of us have anything to do #like I cannot WAIT for church on Sunday and then the rest of the week bc I have #obvs church lol and then dnd on Tuesday and then tech stuff for a local dance studio #later in the week #and I need to get with the theatre girl who recruited me and figure out when we're doing rehearsals #idk man just. a bunch of Stuff To Do and I just want to Get Going yknow? #Lu rambles #gripin hours

[suddenlymicah]

has anyone considered henry possessing glamrock freddy or am i being a little silly right now

#although for one of you the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole #so don't keep the devil waiting old friend #henry being glamrock freddy makes sense to me #“my friends are down here” william? william afton? old friend? #and if we consider the henry suicide robot thing canon #maybe just maybe #henry “survived” pizzaria simulator #reinstated fazbears as a corporate entity #hired the indie developer #idk where he would stand on the glitchtrap thing but he was shown to be a little silly in he books? maybe he thought afton was fully gone #and was trying to destroy the last parts of him that remained #he realized vanessa was being recruited by afton and set up the pizzaplex #he built the glamrocks? by contextual evidence it makes sense for michael to have built the glamrocks #given the glamrocks similarities to the funtimes including freddys stomach hatch (remember funtime freddy's stomach hatch?) #so if we're saying that michael built the glamrocks then michael wouldve had to have survived pizzaria simulator #which means somewhere along the line they fucked up #and considering that theres roughly 40 years between the bite of 83 and pizzaria simulator #that would mean that henry is like 70 when he burns down freddy fazbears pizza place? #i doubt any rickety ass 70 year old is going #like btw that was a badass line #but henry would be too old for that shit💀 #so if we just take henrys suicide animatronic (named baby but probably meaning a baby version of charlie(the og book trilogy)) #so what if he got remnant in him when he killed himself and therefore was stuck alive #so he and michael could have plausibly survived pizzasim because of the remnant they were trying to burn away #bc if remnant survived the fnaf3 fire why wouldnt it survive the pizzasim fire? #so saying that henry killed himself around 2000 leaves him at ~50 forever #he couldve also killed himself around 1996 after opening fnaf 2 closing fnaf 2 and reopening/reclosing fnaf 1 #leaving him ~45 forever #doesnt matter the year it just matters that hes already dead before pizzaria simulator and after fnaf1 and fnaf2 events #not to mention with william dead around 1993 henry wouldve been the one managing circus baby's entertainment and rentals

[cosmiclion]

you people are a evil cult

Wanna join? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#not eli's art #you know you want to #we're actually recruiting #pspspsps #not fandom #not kuro #not yoi