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#UNFORTUNATELY DUE TO THE FACT MY DAD SENT IT TO ME I AM CRINGING
sneindeer · 1 year
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you've heard of being embarassed by scenes while watching movies with your parents, now get ready for getting embarassed at the thought of your parents knowing what you're watching while watching scenes in movies
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Double Trouble
AN: Total crack fic thanks to the Steggy Discord and my love for Chesternut. Chester Phillips/Sarah Rogers just makes sense. The shipname, not so much.
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Link to AO3
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Peggy and Steve have an announcement at the same time that Sarah and Chester do. Chester just reacts differently, is all.
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“Sarah, there’s something we need to tell you,” Peggy said, not long after she and Steve had sat down for breakfast.
“Funny, Chester and I have something we need to tell you, but you go first, love.” Sarah had their back to them, finishing flipping the last pancake onto a growing stack. “Too bad Mr. Grump didn’t get home until four in the morning last night.”
Steve cringed slightly, sharing a look with Peggy while his ma wasn’t looking. Sarah didn’t know right off that her son was Captain America - or at least Steve didn’t think so. He liked to keep it that way, not wanting to involve his mother in the dangerous and hectic lifestyle that was being a hero. Phillips had stayed late last night, finishing up paperwork and arguing with some politician or another on the phone while Steve had gotten in just as late to the office after another mission. Peggy had fallen asleep on the couch, one of Phillips’ jackets tucked around her like a blanket.
“She’s under my care, course I’m gonna make sure she doesn’t freeze to death in this office,” Phillips grumbled when Steve picked up the jacket to hand it back to him. It was the closest they’d get to Phillips saying he cared about them during work hours.
“I didn’t say anything,” Steve cheesed, both of them instantly hushing when Peggy groaned and started to wake up from Steve’s presence.
“I don’t know what you two do in that office that keeps him so late,” Sarah continued, finally turning back around to look at the pair sitting side by side. “Or should I say, I don’t know what the three of you do in that office to stay so late? You look exhausted, you shouldn’t have come over so early, then!”
Peggy laughed just to brush the concern off, rubbing Steve’s thigh under the table. “Well, we couldn’t wait any longer and I didn’t want to call so early to wake you two up. Not with Phill-Chester getting in so late.”
“Alright, then. What’s the big news?” Sarah mused, pushing the stack of pancakes on the table and walking around to sit down with her steaming cup of tea. Ginger tea, by what Steve could smell. Peggy drank the same kind, ever since…
“We’re pregnant!”
Peggy was beaming from ear to ear, her hand laying over her belly. They were just a handful of weeks in, but she was already starting to show. They had no idea how the serum would have any effect on her or their unborn children and it was just a guessing game.
Steve’s face fell as his Ma didn’t say a word, just looking between them. They were married and even if that wasn’t the case, Ma loved Peggy. “Ma? You alright? You heard Peggy right, we’re…”
“No, no I heard you,” Sarah mumbled, rubbing her fingertips over the handle of her mug. “It’s just... we’re pregnant too. Chester and I.”
“You’re kidding!” Steve breathed. “I’m gonna have a sibling? Ma, that’s wonderful!”
He knew growing up he always wanted a sibling, having some jealousy for Bucky and his always seeming to grow family. He knew his Ma had tried once or twice with a guy or two she was dating, but her pregnancy with him had been so hard on her.
“Sarah, that’s amazing. When are you due? The doctor thinks we’re due near the end of October,” Peggy explained, standing up to wrap Sarah in a hug.
“The same time! Little pumpkins!” Sarah hugged her daughter-in-law tight as she could, kissing her cheek. “Oh, I am so happy for the two of you!”
“We’re happy for you, Ma. Seriously. I’m so glad you two can have a child,” Steve assured his Ma, pulling both of them into a gentle hug. “Excuse me, but I need to use the bathroom.”
“He’s going to have a slight freak out, isn’t it?” Sarah asked when she heard the bathroom door upstairs close. “Always the same, my Stevie.”
“That much hasn’t changed. You should’ve seen him when I told him. I asked Mr. Jarvis to bake me a cinnamon bun and left it in the oven for Steve to find. He panicked for a good hour, between being too happy and-”
Peggy paused at the sound of feet hitting the floor, following shuffling noises. She watched her boss and father-in-law shuffle into the kitchen, wearing pajamas, and a grumpy look. He made a confirmation grump at them before leaving to grab the paper.
Phillips was only gone for two minutes before he returned, paper secured under his arm. He looked more alert, eyes straight on her. 
“Please tell me I misheard you, Carter. Please tell me that you are not pregnant.” At Peggy’s blank look, he groaned and scrubbed at his face. “I forbid it. You’re too young to be pregnant Carter!”
Peggy huffed and rolled her eyes. “Forbid it? I’m 27, sir. And married.”
Phillips threw the paper down on the table with more force than necessary. “So?! That’s still too young to be fucking pregnant, never the mind married! Please tell me it’s Rogers’”
“Chester!” Sarah chided, rolling her eyes too. “Calm down, love. I know you care about them, but they are adults.”
“Calm down? No, Sarah, love, these are-are two young adults in love! Pregnant! No, I forbid it!”
All Peggy could do was give him a look that stated are-you-kidding-me. “Who else would I be fucking? And forewarning, my hormones are always a mess. So be careful how you answer that.”
“Great, just great,” Phillips sighed, rubbing at his temples. “I get a child and a grandchild. I already have an aneurysm named after you two, why not add two more!”
Phillips’ eyes snapped to Steve the second the unfortunate man had come back downstairs. “Rogers!”
Steve’s eyes widened, not taking his Ma nor his wife’s frantic look of get out of here for granted and tailing it back upstairs.
“Oh hell no, boy, get back here!” Phillips half-shouted, storming up the steps after Steve.
“He’s just very overprotective of you guys,” Sarah tried to soothe, rubbing her hand up and down Peggy’s arm. “Add the fact he’s slept maybe three hours. He’ll calm down once the news settles in. I just hope he’s not too hard on Steve.”
“Steve can handle it,” Peggy sighed, too exhausted to chase after the pair. Phillips can have his overprotective, adopted dad syndrome moment. “He’s handled much worse.”
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Steve grunted as Phillips pounded another fist into the door. “Will you stop? We’re married, Chester! It’s not like it was on accident and we have to have a shotgun wedding - if Peggy would even want that!”
“You listen here, boy! I walked her down the aisle, I married you too off. It doesn’t mean you two can-can go creating babies!” Phillips snapped, hitting the door again.
“Well, I ain’t complaining about you knocking my Ma up!” Steve countered. “You two are happy and married!”
“That’s different and you know it!”
“How?! How is that different?”
That seemed to stutter Phillips some, enough for him to stop hitting the door, enough for Steve to partway crack the door and look out to see him leaning against the wall with his arms crossed. Poor guy was really looking his age and showing the same panic Steve had been filtering on and off for the last few weeks.
“Because I didn’t know! About you two - I thought...I almost sent her on a possible dangerous assignment just last night, Steve!” Chester grumbled. “Plus, you two...you’re so young if you get hurt or-or Peggy. We’re older, we’re more settled, to a point. And I-”
“You’re terrified, huh?” Steve honestly asked. He nodded in agreement to Chester’s nod. “Yeah, I am too. Look, I know we’re young and things are a mess because of our...situation, who I am, and what naught but it’s not like we won’t have help. Hell, I’m terrified too. It’s not like I had a good pop to look up to. Bucky’s dad was the closest I’d get. You have...been amazing for my Ma, for us.”
“I guess we both just gotta figure this out, huh? How to be parents,” Chester sighed. “Thank god for our ladies, huh?”
“Yeah,” Steve agreed, hands shoved into his pockets. “Thank God for Ma and Peggy. We’d be lost without ‘em. The only thing we can do is do right by them, by our kids. We’re lucky to have the ladies in our lives that we do.”
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keiziahknight1886 · 4 years
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[Change (A Connor x Reader story based on Detroit: Become Human)]
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
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NOV 6TH, 2038 PM 08:02:43
When she left, she got a notification on her smartwatch about a message. When she checked, Connor had sent her the address of Eden Club even though he knew she had access to the report, she sighed and thought that maybe it was his way of making it up to her.
When Y/n arrived at the Eden Club and parked her car at the side of the club, there were already officers in the area. They had finished making sure that there were signs of police investigation currently going on in the area and had police androids out on standby.
She entered and cringed at all the almost naked android standing in tubes or dancing in poles, as she made it pass the entrance she saw Gavin and Chris along with Collins. They were questioning the owner of the establishment but they notice her walk in.
"Well if it isn't Detroit's finest." Gavin smirked at her and she let out a small chuckle.
"Evening, gentlemen. Care to fill me in?"
The four of them continued to ask questions but soon after, checked the room. Y/n swept the area and saw the body of the dead man and an android on the floor, she found the wallet of Michael Graham containing pictures of his family and his I.D along with other cards and papers. She examined everything and was in her own little detective world until it was disrupted by Gavin's voice.
"Lieutenant Anderson and his plastic pet... The f**k are you two doin' here?"
"I've been assigned all cases involving androids along with Detective Anderson, the Lieutenant is here to help."
"Help? Ha! Don't make me laugh. You're wasting your time. Y/n and I both know this is just some pervert who, uh, got more action than he could handle."
"Reed." Y/n's voice cut through their conversation like a knife and Gavin pulled back immediately.
"Fine. Come on, let's go... It's, uh, starting to stink of booze in here..."
"Night, Lieutenant, Y/n." Chris said goodbye as he followed Gavin who walked out.
Y/n rolled her eyes as Gavin walked away but gave a small wave to Chris, she continued to check more crime details on the tablet she's now holding and completely didn't acknowledge the two's presence, she just continued working.
"Hey, uh... Y/n?" Her father called out to her but she just replied coldly.
"If you plan on investigating feel free to do so."
Connor looked over to Y/n who was also ignoring him and it made his LED turn yellow, he didn't pay much attention to what was bothering him and started analyzing and collecting data. Y/n, on the other hand, followed through procedure and informed them of all the details she had collected.
"Bruising on the neck suggests signs of strangulation but could also have been rough play."
Y/n saw Connor analyze the androids blood and she saw her father cringe. Apparently checking for samples in real time was something he could do and although it was helpful it still wasn't pleasing to look at. 
"Is it possible for you to somehow read its memory? Try to see what happened?" She asked and he took the android's arm.
"I can try..." He did but failed. "The only way to access its memory is to reactivate it."
"Think you can do it?" Hank asked as the two Andersons watched him.
"It's badly damaged... If I can it'll only be for a minute, maybe less..."
Connor was able to successfully reactivate the android and she immediately scurried away in fear of everyone in the room. Y/n took the first approach and kneeled down to her to show no harm.
"Calm down, we're not here to hurt you."
"Is he... Is he dead?" The female android asked and this time, Connor knelt beside Y/n which made her let him take the lead.
"Tell us what happened."
"He started... hitting me... again... and again... I begged him to stop, but he wouldn't."
"Did you kill him?" Connor asked and she was quick to deny.
"No... no, it wasn't me..."
"Were you alone in the room? Was there anyone else with you?"
"He wanted to play with two girls... That's what he said, there were two of us..."
"What model was the other android? Did it look like you?"
It was too late and the android had shut down. The room was quiet and the two stood up.
"So, there was another android... This happened over an hour ago, it's probably long gone..." Hank stated but Y/n spoke up in rebuttal.
"No, it won't be able to go out unnoticed dressed like that... And, seeing as the victim's clothes are still here it didn't take it as cover either."
"It might still be here." Connor concluded with her.
"Think you can find a deviant among all the other androids in this place?"
Y/n and Connor looked at each other, she gave him a nod which, although did not statistically increase their chance of finding it, gave him a boost of what he could only describe as confidence in humans.
"Let's start with an eyewitness." Y/n looked at Hank who nodded.
"I'll go ask the manager a few questions about what he saw. You guys let me know if you think of anything... And, Y/n?.." Hank looked back to Y/n who avoided his eyes, he pursed his lips, didn't continue whatever he was going to say and just left.
Y/n and Connor walked out after him and Y/n saw Connor approach one of the androids in a tube. She saw him stare at the android and thought that maybe he was somewhat interested but Y/n also knew that Connor was very dedicated to the investigation and the fact that he was an android who could not feel anything was a fact.
She didn't know why but she was somewhat relieved about her own assessment that Connor wouldn't be interested in a sexy female android, she disregarded it though, and a thought crossed her mind.
"Connor, you can probe an androids memory, right?"
"Correct."
Connor looked at Y/n who raised a brow at him, it seemed that they were thinking of the same thing and Connor tried to scan his hand in order to purchase it. It wasn't successful as it needed finger prints and he looked at Y/n who was still looking at the android.
"What are you two doing, staring at that thing?"
"We're planning on having Connor scan it to see if it saw something."
"Y/n, I need you to rent this Traci." Connor stated and he saw her expression turn to that of disgust.
"Really? It needs to be rented to open?"
"Unfortunately so."
Y/n sighed and Connor saw Hank walk up to him.
"Don't worry, I'll do it." Hank proceeds to rent it while muttering how it won't look good on his expense account.
Connor heard a snort and he looked at Y/n who was now looking at her father with a smile on her face and trying to stop herself from laughing. She seemed to find the Lieutenant's trouble amusing and he noticed that this was the first time he's heard her snort, if he were to describe it he would say it was rather adorable.
"Delighted to meet you. Follow me, I'll take you to your room." The android spoke and started walking.
Y/n nodded to Connor who then walked over to the android and probed it, after a few seconds Connor looked back to Y/n with revelation.
"It saw something. The deviant left the room... It was a blue-haired Traci."
"Crap, they have a policy about wiping android's memories every two hours." Y/n stated while Connor hurriedly looked around.
"That means we only have a few minutes if we wanna find another witness!"
"Then lead the way, Connor."
Their search began with Connor scanning android after android, Hank had been the one to spend money on renting androids and Y/n was grateful for it. She did not want anything like that on her record and if this was his way of helping and apologizing she'll take it.
"I know where it went! Follow me!"
"F**king-A. This is crazy..." Her father muttered as they followed Connor.
They walked over to the staff door and when they were in front of It, Y/n looked back to her father as she took out her gun.
"We'll take it from here, you can go tell Collins what's going on."
"Not a chance. I am not leaving, not after last time."
Y/n looked at her father and then at Connor who just gave her a look she couldn't properly read. Was it guilt? Worry? Was he even capable of feeling those? If so, guilt on what? Worry of what?
Hank brought out his own gun and motioned for them to step back a bit, he carefully opened the door and went in first while Y/n carefully covered his opposite side.
They saw what looked to be an android storage warehouse with multiple androids on idle. The three of them proceeded to search.
"Shit... We're too late."
"Calm down, there's gotta be a trace here somewhere. Connor, the android might have been injured due to the assault, check for blue blood."
Connor was impressed with Y/n's intuition and when he scanned, sure enough, there was blue blood; a trail of it. He followed the trail and when he inspected the batch of androids it lead to, he noticed one whose LED suddenly turn yellow but another android had jumped him.
"Connor!"
Y/n was quick to run to his aid but was attacked by another android. Hank saw that his daughter had been attacked; that made him run towards her and rip the android off her which lead to the blue-haired Traci to switch its attacks to Hank .
"Stay away from my daughter!"
"Dad!"
The three of them struggled with the androids until it lead to Connor and the other android tumbling outside. The blue-haired Traci pushed Hank causing him and Y/n roll to over. Y/n quickly stood up and followed them but she momentarily stopped as she saw both female androids hold hands.
She shook her head and grabbed one of them but was pushed to a wall with an audible thud, causing her to drop her gun and be stunned.
Connor saw this and his LED violently shook red.
Somehow, seeing Y/n get hurt had caused something in him to move again and he stood up to run after the two deviants making a break for it.
He grabbed the blue-haired Traci and stopped her from climbing the fence which caused the other to stop and attack.
Connor struggled with the two of them but when he was down he saw the gun Y/n dropped and reached for it. He pointed it at the other android but was conflicted, he could have shot it but something told him to spare it.
SOFTWARE INSTABILITY▲
His decision caused him to lower the gun and be kicked on the face, he was momentarily stunned and when he had stood up to straighten himself Y/n was also up and had walked up to stand beside him. She placed a hand on his shoulder and he felt what he knew as relief flow through him.
The blue-haired Traci stood in front of the two of them while the other android, who upon inspection was another Traci, stood a bit back. She looked at both of them and started to speak.
"When that man broke the other Traci... I knew I was next... I was so scared... I begged him to stop, but he wouldn't... And so I put my hands around his throat, and I squeezed... until he stopped moving..."
Y/n stared at the androids with wide eyes, the emotions the blue-haired Traci showed were so raw and real that Y/n felt herself shake, Connor felt the tremble from her fingers but kept his eyes on the deviants.
"I didn't mean to kill him... I just wanted to stay alive... and get back to the one I love... "
Y/n saw the two androids hold hands and her breath hitched, tears started falling from her eyes as she stared at the androids and looked at them with eyes full of pity.
The two androids stared back at her with slight shock on their faces, this made the blue-haired Traci feel more comfortable to talk as her LED turns from yellow back to blue.
"I wanted her to hold me in her arms again... make me forget about the humans... their smell of sweat and their dirty words..."
Conner felt Y/n squeeze his shoulder and he could still feel her tremble. Connor felt himself move one of his hands and placed it on top of hers, he applied some pressure to it as if to comfort her. He glanced at her as he felt her trembling slightly stop and he saw her let out a shaky sigh.
Y/n glanced back at Connor before looking back at the two androids and giving them a small nod.
"Go."
Connor saw the two androids look at her gratefully before running towards the fence and climbing it. They both reached the other side and he watched them run off together. He felt Y/n release her grip on his shoulder and he removed his hand on top of hers.
Y/N▲
HANK▲
Hank came up to Y/n and gave her a gentle pat her on the back.
"It's probably better this way..."
"Yeah... It probably is..."
"Come on, let's go."
Hank hesitantly pulls away and gives her a worried look before walking back to the inside of the warehouse.
When they were alone, Y/n looked at Connor and saw his LED spinning a bright yellow, something she observed happens sometimes yet she didn't know why, she gave him a pat on the back similar to what her father had just done and spoke softly.
"I'm sorry I let them go... I'll take full responsibility... Let's get dried off and report what happened."
Y/n sneezed which caused Connor to now look at her. She rubbed her nose and sniffled and upon inspecting her, the longer she stayed in the rain the higher her chances are of getting sick.
"I'm sorry for making you wait."
"It's fine."
They started walking back but Connor saw her wince in what he could see as pain.
"Are you alright?" Connor's voice was filled with more worry than she had ever heard and that made Y/n look at him in question, she decided to leave it alone though.
"Yeah, I'm fine. I've been in way worse shape." She gave him a smile but it dropped when she saw his LED flash yellow. "How about you? Are you okay?"
"Yes. I am perfectly functional and have no damage."
"No, Connor... That's... not what I meant."
"What did you mean then?"
Connor saw Y/n open her mouth to speak but then shut it, her lips pursed and she just shook her head and gave him a small smile.
"It's nothing."
Connor stared at Y/n's back as she walked away and a big part of him was curious to hear what she wanted to say, a big part of him wanted to hear it.
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Chapter Seven
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