#Turbo Rat

[stealingpotatoes]

Can any of the last 4 Jedi crew cook decently, or are they subsisting on the SW equivalent of take out and granola bars? If any of them CAN cook, which ones and what’s their specialty?

sort answered before!! luke's the only one who can cook but his speciality is spicy-as-fuck tatooine dishes that leave cal face down on the floor seeing the "game over" screen

#cal survives off turbo dogs ONLY #ezra has 0 food quality standards and would eat rats #ahsoka was depressed half her life and probs would eat white bread with no spread without complaints #the last (4) jedi #thanks for the ask!

[pipermintz]

#idk what to tag #johnny test #pinkie pie #meme #silly #oc #turbo charged backpack #lab rat

[superiorkenshi]

Vraiment @riiversndroads oklm qui m'envoie ça vraiment ça fait 5min que je suis mort de rire gnrkdjei

#CEST DONC ÇA CE QUE JE SUIS AU YEUX DES GENS #UN RAT #et bah je le prend super bien gjejdie #c'est turbo drole #oh sam #kenshi's life

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

hyperfixations are funny cuz sometimes i remember that most people probably can't like. name every rhythm heaven game in order. i can just casually do it. actually most rhythm heaven fans probably could do that we're all kind of unhinged about funni moosic gayme-

#puppy rambles #rhythm hell #here let me do it real quick #karate man rhythm tweezers marching orders spaceball clappy trio sneaky spirits samurai slice origins rat race sick beats bon odori #wizard's waltz showtime bunny hop tram & pauline space dance quiz show (regrettably) night walk power calligraphy polyrhythm rap men #bouncy road ninja bodyguard toss boys fireworks tap trial snappy trio bon dance cosmic dance rap women turbo tap trial #karate man 2 rhythm tweezers 2 ninja reincarnate night walk 2 marcher 2 #bouncy road 2 toss boys 2 polyrhythm 2 (purgatory) spaceball 2 sneaky spirits 2 #built to scale glee club fillbots fan club rhythm rally shoot-'em-up blue birds moai doo-wop #love lizards crop stomp freeze frame the dazzles munchy monk dj school (<3) drummer duel love lab #splashdown big rock finish dog ninja frog hop space soccer lockstep rockers karate man airboarder #built to scale 2 the dazzles 2 frog hop 2 fan club 2 rhythm rally 2 fillbots 2 blue birds 2 lockstep 2 #moai doo-wop 2 glee club 2 karate man 2 space soccer 2 shoot-'em-up 2 splashdown 2 munchy monk 2 rockers 2 #hole in one screwbot factory see-saw double date fork lifter tambourine board meeting monkey watch #working dough built to scale air rally figure fighter ringside packing pests micro-row samurai slice #catch of the day flipper-flop exhibition match flock step launch party donk-donk bossa nova love rap #tap troupe shrimp shuffle cheer readers karate man night walk #samurai slice 2 working dough 2 built to scale 2 double date 2 love rap 2 cheer readers 2 hole in one 2 screwbot factory 2 #figure fighter 2 micro-row 2 packing pests 2 karate man 2 #(hhhhhh prequels time) #karate man fillbots air rally catchy tune rhythm tweezers glee club figure fighter fruit basket #clappy trio shoot-'em-up micro-row first contact tongue lashing sneaky spirits rhythm rally flipper-flop lumbearjack super samurai slice #sumo brothers catchy tune 2 fruit basket 2 second contact animal acrobat lumbearjack 2 tangotronic #pajama party blue bear kitties! jungle gymnast super samurai slice 2 karate man senior #i prooooobably mixed up a couple tengoku games. can never remember if samurai slice origins or rat race is first #should be everything though. unless tumblr does something dumb

[dutchspur]

#Reposted from @boxengasseco Are you loving or hating this rat rod Porsche 911? © @spartanoutlawspartanoutlaw porsche porsche356 #porsche #porsche turbo #porsche 911 #porsche 930 #porsche964 #porsche 997 #porsche classic #car art #restomod #Outlaw porsche #Rat rod

[moonamite]

The rat the rat,, ough the rat

Nobody except me and like two other mutuals get the lore I’ve made up for these three boys ouyuuhhh

#rat boy #he ate a chocolate #Turbo #kirby #kirby: right back at ya! #hoshi no kaabii #he is so scrunkly

[thedreamparadox]

Update: Slapped flat colors on my previous doodle. Still a little ehhh about Mad Rat’s hair but w/e lol. Human (well, Reaper) designs for Mad Rat and Heart from my fic Mad Rat Twist. (hairstyles definitely not final)

#coco's untagged art; #christmaaas in jullyyyyy #heart is a catboy and i love him #yes that is a turbo hyper compresed mad rat eternity in there #human form heart ABSOLUTELY has freckles it's too cute to not [nod nod] #still very ehhhh on mad rat's hair and also ehhh on how long i made heart's ponytail #it's good enough for now lol

[seat-safety-switch]

You might have subway trains near you. What most people don't know is that a subway train is actually a cross-bred hybrid, between a naval submarine and a train. Getting this breeding to happen is an incredibly difficult task that requires tons of specialists, which is part of why subway trains are so rare. It's also kind of gross, if you ask me, but such candid discussion of this is beyond the scope of this article.

For years, when I had a productive life in the great rat race, I would ride the subway to work every day. After awhile, the childish joy of getting into a magic tube that shoots you across the city fades, to be replaced with annoyance at every little thing. It's five minutes late. Smells kind of weird. That guy is too loud. His kid is a weird aspect ratio. Things keep flickering at the edges of my vision, and voices nobody else can hear keep whispering that I should buy a 1980 Pontiac Trans Am Turbo. That kind of thing.

Taking a vacation helps, sure, but it doesn't get rid of this feeling. The only thing that will help is changing up your routine. A lot of people buy a car at this point, and then the routine is very different every day, because driving is highly variable even when you are just doing the same drive with the same people. Today you get brake-checked merging onto the highway, because the guy in front of you with the 4Runner is having a messy divorce. Tomorrow there will be a full-blown riot outside the city centre because someone tried to add bike lanes, and you get a rock thrown at your windshield. Next week, maybe the Tim Hortons that you're lined up in the drive-thru for catches fire because of a miscreant bagel. You get a cool story for all your coworkers every day, as opposed to "I rode in a shiny metal cylinder for the better part of an hour while doing a sudoku."

For me, I don't subscribe to that kind of thing. There's no reason to involve other people, or commuting, in your daily tale of goin'-to-work woe. Most of my automobiles are perfectly capable of creating a road horror story of their very own, just driving five blocks to the pet food store. I do, however, miss having coworkers to tell it to. My parole officer doesn't seem to care. His parole officer doesn't give any larger of a shit. That's why I've started riding the subway, and giving impromptu stump speeches about how bad things are, up there, on the surface. It gives people a story to tell about the crazy dude on the train, and anyone who actually listens is a little more reassured that they took the magic tube instead of taking their chances on the roads with people like me.

[emo-batboy]

I’m 1000% certain there’s a file of test videos (for research purposes ofc) of Battinson trying all of his fancy gadgets. These include but are not limited to:

Flying right into walls with his grappling hook

Jumping and falling like dead weight in his gliding suit prototypes

Just staring at himself in the mirror with his new contact lens and muttering, “I swear I can still see it”

Bruce watching over Alfred’s shoulder and scribbling frantically as Alfred tests out the bullet-proofness of the suit and cape

Crashing the Batmobile with his various turbo engine prototypes

Tossing differently-shaped batarangs at a target to see how it affects their trajectory

(Getting yelled at by Alfred because he decided to put the target right next to the elevator and almost killed him)

Submerged in a big tub of water for ten minutes to see if the rebreathing apparatus he made works then realizing he forgot to bring down towels then looking like a drowned rat as he waits for Alfred to come down

Raising his eyebrows several times under the cowl before deciding that he needs to make it bigger because it’s still obviously him

Injecting himself with different doses of his adrenaline shot (Alfred rips him a new one for trying it without supervision)

A random video of Bruce spinning in his chair and mumbling along to Mitski while he thinks of his latest case (how did that get in there)

Eating shit every time he makes another attempt at handheld rocket boosters

Eating shit every time he makes another attempt at rocket boots

Cutting off power to the entire building after using an early model of his EMP gun

Pouring over footage on the bat computer, grease paint and all, while a little baby bat just nestles in his hair (how did that get in there)

Smacking himself in the face with a nunchuck while trying out a new technique (he was incredibly sleep-deprived, like 62-hours-without-sleep-deprived, Alfred confiscates the nunchucks)

Coughing up a lung while testing out his new smoke pellets and immediately regretting it because this is literally a sub-level basement, what was he thinking

Dick complaining about how annoying and heavy his first Robin suit is “How can I do cool flips off a building if I can’t even touch my toes?” “You are not flipping off of buildings.”

Testing over 200 prototypes of flexible bulletproof fabric for the new Robin suit. (Dick spends this time practicing flips off of high places. Just for fun.)

Breaking his new night vision lens by turning off the lights, realizing he forgot to turn the lens on first, and immediately walking into a chair

Trying out an audio frequency jammer, but when he turns it on, all of the bats in the cave swarm him and he freaks the fuck out (Dick starts calling it the Bat Beacon, Bruce refuses to acknowledge its existence)

Pouring over footage on the bat computer, grease paint and all, while Dick cuddles himself into the back of Bruce’s sweatshirt, fast asleep (how did that get in there)

Doing donuts with the Batmobile using its new remote controller while Dick cheers him on from a safe distance

Landing on his ass after shooting his net launcher without planting his feet first

Dick doing various flips and other skills in his new Robin suit while Bruce takes notes

Testing different skin-safe adhesives for Dick’s domino mask

Slipping on ice after using their new freeze grenades

Adding a parental lock onto the computer because Dick keeps playing Roblox on it when Bruce is gone

Installing a new entrance to the bat cave because Jason said he totally missed the opportunity to have a secret entrance behind a bookcase and now they’re all in agreement because it is much cooler than a boring service elevator

Cutting through random materials with their new set his collapsible knives and swords, including his table which he did not mean to break

Dick and Jason screaming bloody murder when they walk in on him testing a cloaking device prototype and appearing out of literally nowhere

Jason messing with the taser Bruce gave him and immediately getting it confiscated

Pacing in circles to perfect the tracking devices he installed in Dick and Jason’s utility belts

Pouring over footage on the bat computer, grease paint and all, while Jason is in his lap, rambling about what he did in school today (how did that get in there)

Bruce, Dick, and Jason in a puppy pile on Bruce’s office chair, despite there being two perfectly functional chairs right beside that one. They’re all fast asleep

#battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #the batman #batman 2022 #dc universe #gotham #soft bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #give battinson a child 2k23 #battinson needs a hug #look at him #being a parent #alfred pennyworth #batmobile #funky little guy

[1980sactionfigures]

Drag Lover in his Turbo Tank - Rat Fink (Kenner)

#rat fink #kenner

[stealingpotatoes]

Worst part of the l4j AU is that not one of them can cook and Greez has probably died of old age so like. Do they survive off turbo dogs and space frozen pizza?

I THINK GREEZ COULD STILL BE KICKING!! but yeah Cal absolutely can't cook for shit, Ahsoka was apprenticed to Anakin "canonically eats bugs" Skywalker, and Ezra survived being a street rat from ages 7-14, either ate well or like shit on the ghost, then ate whatever on Peridea, so also has no cooking skills or frame of reference for decent food

I bet Beru taught Luke how to cook, but unfortunately he cooks Tatooine food which is probably the spiciest shit in the galaxy so while it's perfectly edible to him, it could kill someone with a low spice tolerance

#i have little faith in cal's spice tolerance so if luke's cooking cal's dying #thanks for the ask! #the last (4) jedi

[mixelation]

(a)sync rotating

so in attempts to not have this drag on forever, i think i'll have minato fall for tori relatively quickly. after she nearly kills him, i have part of a scene written where he tracks her down and

tori obviously noticed his body disappeared. she is HOPING he just teleported away to die of his injuries, but she does quickly realize she may have just pissed off THE most lethal ninja in history. and she no longer has the "i'm just an innocent, harmless civilian :)" disguise

she's like: oooooh no. oh fuck. and she goes into Seal Development Turbo Mode

when minato DOES show back up, they end up at a stale mate where she traps herself in a barrier

minato is like "well that HAS to have a time limit" and then he goes through all her stuff

she's in seal development Turbo Mode so she has a bunch of her notes out, which is both like phylogenies she copied because she's trying to figure out if chakras are more similar in more related taxa, but then also like "results f attempting to flash-fry a rat in project Flash Fry the Yellow Flash"

minato: wtf why do you keep trying to COOK me?

he ends up just leaving her because 1. he doesn't have clear orders from Konoha on this; it's mainly a personal research project, so he'll do what he wants (he is..... very bad about this). 2. he thinks she's interesting. 3. he gets her to explain wtf she's doing and she actually DOES have motives and logic he finds sympathetic: she's trying to get away from war, and even if she's selfish, she doesn't like ninja harassing civilians and she'll intervene when given the opportunity. 4. plus she's like

and this logic speaks to him. minato is "a good guy" in that he's a loyal friend and he largely respects the rules of society (harassing people bad! etc), but he's also basically never once been like "oh, murder of an enemy is too harsh a punishment!!" like yeah, if someone is threatening you or your comrade, you just kill them? duh???

so minato leaves her and has upgraded her in his brain from "interesting potential enemy" to "person i just think is neat." and he's not like I AM NOW IN LOVE but he IS like "i am bored all the time now, and i think having her attention would be fun and interesting and we could get along, so i'm going to try flirting" except she just GETS MAD AT HIM???? and jiraiya has a bunch of very bad suggestions

so minato goes and does his monthly Track Tori Down field trip (tori is always like HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS??? and will switch up her behavior to be weirder and less predictable, it's SO cute) and she's at a bar chatting up some other ninja. minato will NOT admit he is jealous but also, if she wanted to talk to a ninja, he's more famous, superior at every single ninja skill, nicer, smarter, more charming, AND better looking?!

@waffliesinyoface suggested Plasticity lore character Batta of Grass, so that's who Tori's target is. minato reflects on jiraiya's advice and is like FINE I WILL MAKE HER JEALOUS and saunters over and hits on Batta HIMSELF. obviously batta is more interested in talking to him than to tori and abandons her. except now.... now minato is talking to this random unimpressive ninja he doesn't care about and NOT the person who WANTED to see?

batta: (bragging about killing TWO ninja in one fight)

minato: (internal screaming) that's SO impressive (best most resilient fake smile)

and tori looks scandalized for like five minutes but now she's just smirking at him from across the bar. minato is silently begging her to bail him out.

not sure how the batta part of this ends (with him dying in some comical way, maybe?) but i want the fallout to be

tori is like "you are so fucking stupid, i was trying to get him to go kill some road bandits for me bc they're making travel basically impossible"

minato is like "whyyyyy didn't you just ask meeeeee i have been dropping SO MANY HINTS THAT I LIKE YOU"

tori is like "no, you treat EVERYONE like that. you just sat around for two hours treating batta like that even though you don't give a shit about him"

debating if she tells him he's met her TWICE before the boiling incident here, or if it's better to have another mirrored conversation later where instead of "minato why are being dumb" it's "tori why are you acting insane." kind of leaning toward the latter option maybe with them confronting the fact that tori WILL kill minato's allies and he doesn't want her to do that?

minato: ......you could minato: you could ask ME to clear out the bandits

he wants to show off so he takes her down the ENTIRE trade road and clears out every bandit, plus some ninja sitting around

tori IS incredibly blushy and flustered by this!! flirting successful :)

#asynchronicity #toriverse

[cephalon-sancti]

I wanna pick someone's brain at Arkane for how they chose to make the Dunwall setting in the specific time frame it's in

Specifically that it's late Victorian to early Edwardian, but they're starting to run electricity (powered by supernatural whale oil), and they very specifically and explicitly do not have anything approaching germ theory.

Clearly they have some idea that inhaling fumes is bad (see: Whalers), but I can't find any hint that they would have miasma theory either. What DO they think causes disease? In game several people are investigating the cause of the rat plague but the closest they've gotten to a causative agent is "rat parts???" like not even the droppings or fluids of a rat, just "rat."

I know that is supposed to resemble the bubonic plague, but there's no mention of fleas on the rats we can find being studied. If the plague is closer to my personal guess that it's some sort of turbo hantavirus, then Sokolov has no chance of figuring it out if he doesn't know that germs are a thing.

Did the Abbey of the Everyman decide that germ theory was heresy or something and that's why they don't have it?

#dishonored #i love epidemiology ok #I also want to know why they decided that women all get to wear pants #i love me some pants but I want to know WHY

[olivette-branch]

LETS GO, THAT’S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY

so so so many good things about this game. karts first star with a great goal + standing up for his teammates. gru being FANTASTIC, yanni being king rat™️, turbo being turbo, and then ANOTHER MATTY GOAL. Also Ebs 400 ASSIST!!!

#seattle kraken #kraken lb

[moonamite]

First I loled

Then I serioused

#rat boy go brrr #Turbo #krbay turbo #hnk turbo #Hoshi no Kaabii #Kirby: Right Back At Ya! #I love him and his bros

[a-christmas-fruitcake]

Genuinely I love TAZ vs Dracula because trying to explain any funny part of it makes you sound completely insane

Like, yeah, the group killed the Vampire Turbo Cardinal with Excalibur by taunting him with a group of rats spelling out "Yon Cuck" that are being commanded by the new King of England

These certainly are words huh

#taz #taz vs dracula #this show is so dumb I love it so much