hi i'm puppy and u h rhythm heaven's my biggest hyperfixation right now hhhhh.
dj school's my favorite game (i am very basic). funni moosic gayme has rotted my brain. ♥️
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Be sure to take into consideration things like would you be able to feed a Snorlax, could you supply a good tank for a Wailmer, etc. Reblogs are appreciated but not forced!
Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.