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Tubi’s more popular than divorce. 75 million people watch Tubi every month. 29 million get divorced every year.
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,,, should i feel insulted by this.
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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show this to ur friends w no context
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday
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Be sure to take into consideration things like would you be able to feed a Snorlax, could you supply a good tank for a Wailmer, etc. Reblogs are appreciated but not forced!
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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.
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everyone talks about tits (the bird) having a funny name. but no one ever says anything about penduline-tits. which is way funnier
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