#Tuggoffelees' Seven Kittens

[emmikay]

Mistoffelees: Tugger, my water just broke.

Rum Tum Tugger: Don’t worry about that, I’ll just get you another one.

Mistoffelees:

Rum Tum Tugger: Oh, you mean your body water! That’s much worse.

(later)

Rum Tum Tugger: It’s been over an hour. This has to be a record for longest childbirth.

#cats the musical #mister mistoffelees #rum tum tugger #tuggoffelees #tuggoffelees' seven kittens #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine

[kiroby90]

I am in love with @linadoonofficial 's Nyxen! Papa is proud of his baby void 😻

#rum tum tugger #cats 1998 #oc tag #art #tuggoffelees #tuggoffelees' seven kittens #digital drawing #nyxen CATS #cats the musical

[rudolphsb9]

Tugger: 🎶AND NOT LONG AGO THIS PHENOMENAL CAT PRODUCED SEVEN KITTENS RIGHT OUT OF A HAT! 🎶

Mistoffelees' human:

#tuggoffelees #rum tum tugger #the rum tum tugger #mr mistoffelees #mistoffelees #seven kittens right out of a hat

[amethyst-labyrinth]

Tugger sees Misto with the seven kittens for the first time: You have kittens ?! I knew it. I knew you were lying to me. I thought I knew you. I thought you were my boyfriend . I let myself be vulnerable to you. I trusted you. Well, not anymore. Did you hear that? That's the sound of my wall going back up. Lose my number because you are dead to me. D-E-D. Dead.

Misto: They’re not my kittens . They’re my parent’s. I'm kittensitting.

Tugger: All seven girls are adorable.

Misto: Three are boys.

#incorrect quotes #the looney tunes show #cats the musical #tuggoffelees #the rum tum tugger #mr. mistoffelees #seven kittens from a hat

[mistos-hot-husband]

Here's Stella! One of Seven Kittens! Daughter of The Rum Tum Tugger and Mr Mistoffelees!

She's very magically gifted, even more so then her father. The magic can even be seen in her eyes~

The only problem is though-- she can't quite control her powers, she's too distractible to focus the energy onto anything-- aside from her bow, which she uses to help her grab stuff--

Like getting cookies from a cookie jar--

This bothers her a bit, but she doesn't let it get to her too much-- all she wants to do is play and have fun, to dance and sing!

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I hope y'all like Stella as much as I do! :D

#cats musical #cats 1998 #cats the musical #jellicle cats #cats fanart #cats the musical fanart #the rum tum tugger #tuggoffelees #mister mistoffelees #rum tum tugger #the cats from the hat #rum tum tugger x mistoffelees #tugger x misto #mistoffelees #mr mistoffelees #kittens #fanchild #seven silly kitties

[certifiedwerewolf]

sorry to send an ask so soon after all that bs but i am curious about Sawdust lore?

Please do not apologize for asking about my oc!

Okay so you know how there's a line in Misto's song where Tugger's like "And not long ago this PHENOMENAL CAT produced seven kittens right out of a haaaaaaat?" I have made that my source for the Tuggoffelees fankittens!

Their names are Applewood Sawdust, Apple Pancakes, Apple Juice, Apple Sauce, Jenny Appleseed, Apple Fritter, and Apple Blossom, but they're collectively referred to as the Apple Treats (and go by shortened versions of their names, ie Sawdust)

I later briefly cloned them for an idea I was playing with about a couple of conmen who start a fake religion to avoid hanging and then adopt a bunch of kids to lend credence to their con, and I also am considering cloning them, or at least Sawdust, into Merriment and Mirth somewhere, though I haven't decided where yet.

They also have a role to play in the Regency au! They'll actually be introduced soon, or anyway during the current arc

[rainbowratsstuff]

What if.. a bunch of tuggoffelees fan kids!! Let's see all ur ideas!!

And maybe some other fan kits as well from other pairings!!

I'm really sorry but I don't have any tuggoffelees fan kids. The way I see Misto he just doesn't seem like a father to me at all. I can't really imagine him having kids. I think he's quite awkward around most kids which I find funny to think about. But I like Tugger being a fun uncle to Jemima, that's cute. I think Tugger is the one who's good with kids whereas Misto is just so lost if he's alone with a child. I do think Misto has really bonded with pouncival though, I headcanon them both as autistic so I can see misto getting more attached to a child he sees who's like him. I find it so funny imagining Misto talking to a child like an adult because he doesn't know how to adjust how he speaks. "...so how's life for you?...hope you're not going through any existential dread...is that what kids worry about?"

But I do have fan kids for munk! That boy adores children so I must give him all the kittens!!

I made looks and personalities for the seven kittens which Munk adopted

I also have Quill who I really love. She's a kitten who was left alone and had to take care of herself on the streets. She's very distrustful and doesn't understand the new love and affection she's being given by Munk. I also like him involving Jerrie in this and helping him learn to be a father. There's also Fiddlefizz, she's a sweet little blind kitten but I need to develop her more (maybe change her name? Im unsure about it)

#i know im the odd one out here #sorry if this is disappointing #mistoffelees #rum tum tugger #cats headcanon #munkustrap #mungojerrie #quill #fiddlefizz #seven kittens

[fingerless-glovez]

Alright, so since I'm obsessed with @linadoonofficial 's tuggoffelees kittens, I have an idea.

The 7 kittens as John Mulaney

Pysia: And in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled: "Fuck da po-lice! Fuck da po-lice!" And everyone else joined in.

Asteria: And I was like, "Oh, no no no no no no no no no no no. That will not be necessary. If you are looking to make this up to me, might I suggest a gift certificate of some kind?"

Nyxen: Did that make you uncomfortable? Well, guess what? You’re adults and he’s not even here! So try being seven years old and you’re sitting five feet away from him- He’s still got blood on his shoes!

Calicary: Hey Dad, can I have a silver money clip with a $50 bill in it, please? Don't worry, I'm only gonna chuck it into the gutter and run away at the first sign of trouble. The man with the mustache told me to do it!

Anália: And I had that thought, that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have. "Did... did I do that?"

Grizzabella: I've never been, uh, killed by hit men, so I don't know what it's like in the moments just before you're killed by hit men. But I bet it's not unlike when you're on the subway and you realize that a mariachi band is about to start playing. Just that brief moment where you're reading and you're like, "Oh, a guitar player. Oh, another guitar player. Oh, an accordion player— oh NO!"

Partriben: *whisper talking* And I said "Why??? Why do you do this????"

#tuggoffelees' seven kittens #pysia cats #asteria cats #nyxen cats #calicary cats #anália cats #hekate grizabella cats #partriben cats #john mulaney

[emmikay]

Rum Tum Tugger: (gazing lovingly at he and Mistoffelees’ new kittens) When kitties are just so baby they don’t even look like kitty yet they look like this. Look at them with your eyes if you agree.

The seven kittens: A!

#cats the musical #rum tum tugger #mister mistoffelees #tuggoffelees' seven kittens #tuggoffelees #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[sevenkittensinatrenchcoat]

Macavity Family AU: Misto Does Some Magic and Has Some Babies

Misto’s gender is Magical (he/him)

Part 5: The Magical Mister Mistoffelees and His Seven Magical Kittens

No one was exactly sure of anything when it came to Mistoffelees. He was believed to be a tom and never argued with this belief, but, unlike with most kittens, his parents couldn’t tell. The circumstances around his birth, his powers, which were apparent almost immediately, and his androgynous form made some cats wonder if he was even a cat at all. That was quite rude of them.

From what Alonzo could tell, Misto definitely took after his side of the family, being black and white. But, instead of being black and white in spots and patches like his father and grandmother, he was white only at his chest, paws, and the tip of his tail. His paws and tail didn’t always appear white, for some reason, and even the white patch on his chest grew and shrank at random. When his white spotting was at its maximum, he resembled a tiny Bustopher Jones. When Misto first saw Bustopher, he noticed the similarities immediately and started following him around everywhere until Munkustrap intervened.

It was Munkustrap who raised Mistoffelees. His parents weren’t quite ready to raise a kitten, but Munkustrap was more than ready. Though he was more restrained sexually than Tugger, his younger brother, at least two pregnant queens suspected that at least one of their kittens was his, and even if they weren’t, he’d look after them as if they were his own anyway. Munk adored kittens.

Though Alonzo was a stray, Munkustrap found Mistoffelees a home. Tugger’s humans liked cats considered “unusual”. Tugger was unusually difficult. A cat with magical powers would fit right in. He brought the kitten right to their doorstep. Tugger and Misto didn’t exactly get along at first, but it didn’t lead to any sort of turf war the humans could notice.

Though no one intended to lie about who Misto’s parents were, he didn’t really seem to understand that Alonzo and Cassandra were his father and mother. He didn’t have a mother, because kittens with mothers were raised by their mothers. It was the rule. Kittens that didn’t have mothers were raised by their fathers. That was also the rule. So, Misto was pretty sure that Munkustrap was his father and that he didn’t have a mother and everyone was being really weird about it, for some reason.

Munk told Alonzo and Cassandra not to take it personally. Raising Misto, he’d come to understand some of his quirks. He had rules for how the world worked and even if the rule obviously didn’t apply to his situation, he’d stubbornly stick to it. Forcing him to break his rules upset him and when he was upset, he sometimes lost control of his magic. When the seasons changing meant that Misto’s bedtime was when it was still dark outside, Munk’s den caught fire.

When Misto reached the age where cats began mating, or at least trying to, he seemed to have no interest in any of the queens. All of his friends were queens, with his best friends being Munkustrap’s daughters, Electra and Victoria. Electra had a bit of a crush on him, but it went nowhere. Misto’s interests were dancing, and he was one of the best dancers the tribe had ever seen, and magic. He spent all his time practicing. There were a few exceptions, such as when Bustopher came to visit, as he still couldn’t resist following him around, but he mostly kept to himself.

Only a handful of toms knew that Misto wasn’t as averse to mating as he seemed. He lacked the anatomy one would expect a tom to have. Instead, he mated and got pregnant like a queen. Tugger, who mated with Misto frequently, found this ambiguity fascinating and asked why Misto agreed with those who called him a tom. Misto said that it’s because he was. He could magically alter his body if he wanted to, but he preferred to have a tom’s identity with a queen’s body. He had no interest in changing. Perhaps he wasn’t fully a tom, but he certainly wasn’t a queen. Misto was just Misto (he/him). Tugger, who could never stick to one of two options in most situations, and who valued being able to do as he pleased, fell completely in love with Misto then and there.

Not long before his second Jellicle Ball, Misto had a litter of seven kittens. Most litters came from multiple fathers, and this one was no exception, but Misto never revealed who the fathers were. Tugger knew that some of them had to be his.

When Misto, even younger than Cassandra was when she had him, had this enormous litter, Munkustrap adopted all of them. Jenny also adopted all of them. They shared custody and didn’t tell most of the tribe whose kittens they were, not wanting cats who didn’t understand the complexity of Misto’s character to see him as a queen because he gave birth.

Alonzo and Cassandra knew that they had grandchildren. Cats grow up and reproduce so fast that this wasn’t at all awkward for them. The fact that their son was the one to give birth was a bit of a surprise, but Misto surprised them all the time, so this very quickly became just another Thing That Happened.

#macavity family au #i mentioned munk's queens in the last post #i wrote both segments at the same time and forgot which one brought that up #i'm sorry for any confusion caused #mr mistoffelees #tuggoffelees #i don't know which other toms misto fucked #pick whichever ones make sense to you #munkustrap #rum tum tugger #seven kittens #i've headcanoned electra as the daughter of munk and jenny before #so that's what's happened here #one production had victoria as the daughter of munk and griz #so that's why she's his daughter here #i'll use whatever headcanons i want #misto is gay and autistic #misto is trans #or non-binary #or genderfluid #take your pick

[rudolphsb9]

"Tugger, about those kittens..." --Misto

#mr. mistoffelees #mistoffelees #seven kittens right out of a hat #tuggoffelees

[bag-of-broadway-snacks]

Okay guys, you know how Mistofelees pulled the seven kittens out of a hat right? Just imagine there were six tuxedo cats that all looked more or less like Misto. And number seven comes out and is the fluffiest abomination in the world. Naturally, that one is Tugger’s favorite.

#cats the musical #mr mistoffelees #rum tum tugger #tuggoffelees #the seven kittens from the hat

[amethyst-labyrinth]

Tugger: Kittens, do you know why I'm always with your big brother?

Seven Kittens: Yes, because you have no little brothers and sisters who love you.

Tugger: What?

Tempest one of seven kittens: And you want to live vi- va- vasectomy, though Quack-So.

Tugger *tearing up*: It's true! I don't have any little brothers and sisters love me! I wish I was your big brother so you all would love me too!

Seven Kittens: Would a hug make you feel better?

Tugger: Yes. *The kittens hug him*

Tugger *Alarmed and confused: Vasectomy?!

#vicariously #She meant to say vicariously #cat the musical #Seven kittens from a hat #rum tum tugger #Quaxo #mr mistoffelees #tuggoffelees

[rainbowratsstuff]

I like to think theres a whole adventure tied to the 'seven kittens out of a hat' thing. Mistoffelees rescued seven kittens by transporting them via what I'm going to call a hat portal.

Like dogs or macavity attacked and the kittens all ran one way and mistoffelees was the first to see, he couldnt get there as fast as Tugger so he used his magic without telling anyone.

When Tugger gets there the kittens are gone which panics him. He runs back to Mistoffelees to see him pulling kittens out of a hat and he realises what misto must have done.

I dont know, maybe I'll elaborate on this headcanon more.

#mistoffelees #rum tum tugger #tuggoffelees #cars headcanons #cats headcanon #cats #cats the musical #cats musical #theory #seven kittens