wanna be the tom to my jerry?
@jez-slaughter
fuck sake..no.
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Popsicle and Mavdad at Any Formal Military Event
Ice: *looks at the kool Kids Korner* Mav, your children on missing.
Mav: *sighs & mutters - I tell them to stay in the corner and what do they do? They leave the corner* Also, they’re our kids-
Ice: Nope, when they pull this shit, that’s all you, baby. Now assemble the children, i can hear our nice warm bed calling my name.
Mav: *rolls his eyes and inhales a deep breath* Captain Mitchell deserves to be grounded!
The Missing “Children” in Question:
Mav: …..Found them 😑
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7/12/23.
I've heard of both Modern Baseball and Slaughter Beach, Dog (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania), but I don't think I ever listened. The common denominator between the two is the music of Jake Ewald.
Too bad I didn't tune in before now. Slaughter Beach, Dog's music scratches my itch for Americana. Think Tom Petty, Son Volt, and The War on Drugs.
But there's more at work here. There's a songwriting/melody structure that reminds me a bit of Zusammen Clark, Fortunato Durutti Marinetti or at times Black Country, New Road (without the orchestration).
Lame-O Records (Philadelphia) is releasing this in late September 2023.
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A favourite of mine in Tom Cardy's discography has a really cool animation now
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Looney Tunes: Honey's Money Alternate ending
Yosemite Sam, now fucking pissed as his wife, charged up to her, and shouted, "Now listen her,e ya maggot! Ah've had enough of all yer sbeing a naggy bossy shithead bitch!"
"Oh yeah!" said his wife, "Well I want you to do exactly as I say, when I say it, right n-!"
She was rudely interupted when Yosemite Sam stabbed his wife with a knife.
Yosemite Sam had murdered his wife.
Then, he brutally ripped open his wife, and pulled out all her organs, and threw them all over the place. Blood went flying everywhere as he did that. Then once it was over, he threw his wife's dead body down to the ground.
Then, he did the same to his shithead wife's fatass son.
He had to use a chainsaw to cut through his son's body, but it was all worth it, for he was able to also shred his fatass son's organs, and send blood flying everywhere, and kill his son too.
Then, he threw the dead carcass of his fatass bitch son right to the dead carcass of his shithead bitch wife.
"SERVES YOU BOTH FUCKING RIGHT!" Yosemite Sam said in a booming voice. Then, grabbig his twin pistols, he violently shot the 2 dead bodies with bullets.
SUDDENLY!
A realization came to him, and he stopped what he was doing. He turned to the viewers, and said in a gentle voice, "Gee, ah'm throwin' away a million dollars for this." But then, he resumed his normal accent, and yelled, "BUT AH'M HAPPY!"
And with a whole load of loud whooping, yelling, and gunshots, He continued shooting at the dead corpses of his shithead bitch wife and her fatass shithead bitch son.
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"(i’m better than e.)"
how's delulu town, starshine?
@jez-slaughter
c’mon. you know i’m right.
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Lateral Highlight:
The fake Mexican moon landing
Jay Foreman, Kip Heath and Jason Slaughter ('Not Just Bikes') discuss a question about a moon landing that never was.
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Once again thinking about Tom pinning Mark Slaughter against the wall by his throat
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