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Ahhh Ed cameo!!! And Tom judging! This is a great finale already, please commission more channel 10!
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The Dish (2000)
My rating: 7/10
I mean, the movie leans very hard into the "heartwarming space movie" tropes, with lots of swelling strings and people gazing up at things and all that guff, but, y'know. It does it rather charmingly, and I quite enjoyed it.
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#the fact that someone got that photo and made trent sign it#and then only selling for $29.95??????? sir come on#i just.... i mean.... there's so many valuation shows out there just take it on one of them and find its true worth#which is way more than $29.95#i mean if tom gleisner showed me this image i would say treasure for sure
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Yes, I found myself spending a bit of time looking through Peppa's Twitter feed.
(Apparently the tweet itself has been deleted...but there were still some interesting ones like this and this)
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HIGHLIGHT:
Tom: Now, Denise, great to have you back with us. I believe you've had an eventful time in the shops.
Denise: Well...
[Sam is the epitome of the LOL Emoji. Throwing his head back and laughing. Ed and Celia are tickled as well..smiling widely and clapping.]
Celia: I think it's incredible---
Denise: Excuse me...
Celia: Dil, you have been on Celebrity MasterChef. Denise, you've had an eventful time at the shops.
Denise: Each to their own...
Ed: What happened?
Denise: Yes, I went to the local shops. And the fishmonger...
[Later]
Newsreader: The Prime Minister has issued an ultimatum to the over-60s.
Tom: What's the ultimatum?
[Ed buzzes]
Ed: If you go to the shops, come back with...
[Celia and Sam double over with laughter]
Ed: ...with a decent story.
Tom: Not related to the shops.
[Sam buzzes]
Tom: Sam.
Sam: Get the AstraZeneca jab, otherwise you'll be at the end of the line in the Pfizer vaccine.
Tom: Thank you, Sam.
[He goes to his next card]
Tom: Things are hotting up in Canberra.
Newsreader: Attorney-General Michaelia Cash is warning state and territory leaders...
Tom: Warning them of what?
[A moment passes then Denise buzzes]
Tom: Denise?
Denise: I don't know. Um....To....to....Um....you know....I'm prepared to have a crack. That's a good thing, you know.
[She turns slightly to Ed.]
Denise: I might not have eventful stories. But I'm prepared to have a crack...
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#TV#Have You Been Paying Attention#Peppa Pig#Kanye West#Celia Pacquola#Dilruk Jayasinha#Denise Scott#Ed Kavalee#Sam Pang#Tom Gleisner#Ronny Chieng#Kitty Flanagan#Comedy#Subtle Humour#Subtle Humor#Cheeky Humor#Cheeky Humour#Deadpan#Hyperbole#Season 9 Episode 19
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#panelshowedit#comedyedit#tom gleisner#sam pang#ed kavalee#have you been paying attention?#have you been paying attention#hybpa#australian comedy#aussie comedy#mari's stuff#guess who figured out how to download off tenplay???#this girl :)
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thank god you’re here is truly some of the best tv
#i adored it as a kid and it’s so fun rewatching it now bc i get so many more of the jokes#tom gleisner#wish there was more of an audience for it on here#2000s australian tv was a golden era imo#shut up bella
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Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's Time magazine cover is BRUTALLY mocked by Aussie comedians on Have You Been Paying Attention?
By Monique Friedlander For Daily Mail Australia - September 21st 2021, 2:09:11 am
The Sussexes were roasted by Ed Kavalee, Sam Pang and Luke McGregor after quizmaster Tom Gleisner asked them which publication had featured Harry and Meghan on its cover
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Lutenblag: Your next destination
Have you got the travel bug? We’ve got the place for you!
Lutenblag, the capital of Molvania, is nestled in the Great Central Valley. This bustling, busy capital of central Eurpoe mixes the ancient with the modern. At the end of the day, you’ll find Lutenblag is a home away from home for travellers who are weary of major cities crowded by tourists.
Food and Drink
Explore the many amazing eateries – our team loved the delicious soup! You can then wash it down with a brew that’s popular with the locals: Blag. Also, be sure to check out Sprufkil’s Gourmet Hot Dogs, a quaint outpost that is set on a hillside overlooking a panorama of sea and sand. From there you can walk further along the cobblestone road past lush green, rolling, fields to find and amazing place to enjoy a coffee.
Where to Stay
Stay the night at Hotel Zlad, a hip boutique property. (Think Eastern European boho-chic with a hipster touch) The guest rooms on the upper floor feature modern furniture and jaw-dropping views of the scenery and amazing landscapes surrounding the hotel.
You can book your stay at Hotel Zlad using any of the following sites:
Trip Advisor
Expedia
Travlocity
Hotwire
What to do
If you can manage to leave the hotel, we recommend taking a stroll through some of the nearby hills. If you’re more into the night time scene, be sure to stop by the hip lounge, Club Zlad. It has a great vibe and feels like a lush oasis nestled into a lively metropolis.
Let Us Know
If you do decide to go Lutenblag, or have been there before, and have discovered some other wonderful places in the city to visit that we didn’t mention, let us know in the comments below! We are always looking for new recommendations and love to hear experiences from fellow travellers. Happy wandering!
Mad About Molvania?
If you want to find out more about the wonderful country of Molvania and its bustling capital click here to see the Wikipedia page.
For a full travel guide, you can purchase Molvania: A Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry by Santo Cilauro, Tom Gleisner, & Rob Stich on Amazon.ca.
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OH MY GOD i’m watching have you been paying attention and they played kanye in the white house saying “when i put this hat on it made me feel like...” so the host tom gleisner asked “what did kanye feel like?” and denise hicks replied “a white man?”
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TV Ratings: Viewers pay attention to Ten
TV Ratings: Viewers pay attention to Ten
Parental Guidance loses its firm hand on the ratings and Love Island is sinking into a deep sea of indifference.
Ed Kavalee, Tom Gleisner and Sam Pang on Have You Been Paying Attention? (Image: Ten)
Have You Been Paying Attention? (987,000 nationally) and Celebrity MasterChef (759,000) had the field to themselves last night and dominated the demos. They saw Ten share the most watched guernsey…
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As soon as I saw the meerkat, I thought: "Is someone taking the piss on another?"
Sometimes the fast forward button stays too long and I wasn't able to get the context until later.
(I thought it was something digital, then later after a close inspection of the image, it's actually a photo --- or possibly a scan? --- of an actual physical thing. It was the lit buzzer arcs that gave it away. It did look like manual squiggles...which sort of made sense...and made me wonder why Emma just didn't use a screenshot from an episode and work from that....then the penny dropped.)
PS: Why isn't meerkat included in the dictionary yet? I'm getting a spell check notification. Is that because it needs to be 'Meerkat' (nope...the dictionary doesn't like that either)?
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Highlights:
Sam: Hey, I wanted to say, welcome to Emma, who's in the front row. Because last week she was in the back row.
[Emma nods]
Tom: That's right, yes.
Sam: This week, she's in the front row. At this rate, she'll be at the audience next week.
[Laughter from the audience as Tom gestures with both arms.]
Tom: Just mixing things up. Keeping things fresh. A long season.
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Tom: Where do you fit in?
Katrina: I don't.
[Tom and the audience crack up.]
Katrina: No, I do. I...No.
Tom: Your character is Ange.
Katrina: Ange. I'm her boss.
Ed: It's on Paramount+
Katrina: It's on Paramount+
Ed: Now, how would I subscribe to Paramount+?
Katrina: Why do you hate me?
[The panel crack up along with the audience.]
Ed: I wanna get involved!
Katrina: I'm the worst. I'm so technically---
Ed: It's alright. Anne know. Anne...
Katrina: Anne knows?
Anne: I'm actually on 'Spreadsheet' as well and I...
Katrina: Yes!
Anne: ...still don't know how to get on to Paramount+.
[Laughter from the panel and the audience.]
Tom: What do you mean you're in it?
Ed: You're in 'Spreadsheet'?
Anne: I'm in everything! Don't worry.
Katrina: Yeah, you totally are.
Anne: I'm totally pregnant in it, aren't I?
Katrina: You were fantastic. God, you were funny.
Anne: Oh, thank you.
Katrina: I stayed behind that night.
Tom: Yeah?
Katrina: Just to watch.
Sam: Oh, yeah.
Katrina: As I do.
Sam: Anything not to go home. I understand that.
Katrina: I am dedicated. Unlike you, Sam.
[Katrina turns to Tom.]
Katrina: We worked together.
Tom: On what?
[Sam nods reluctantly but is holding back a smile.]
Katrina: He's actually been a bit of a mentor to me over the years.
Tom: Whare have you and....
Sam: When you say "worked together" I say "carry you".
[Laughter from the audience.]
Katrina: You know what, Sam. I would say the same.
Ed: Where was it?
Katrina: I was not a heavy burden.
Ed: What was it, Katrina?
Anne: Funnily enough, I was in this one too.
[Laughter from the audience.]
Anne: I was!
[Later...]
[Sam buzzes.]
Tom: Sam?
Sam: Walk Of Fame.
Katrina: Yes!
[She's beaming at Sam.]
Tony: Ah!
Katrina: You are correct! I knew it. You're amazing.
[Sam cracks up.]
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Tom: This audio cassette sold at auction for $58,000. What was in it?
[Emma buzzes.]
Tom: Emma.
Emma: Tony's references?
[Tony and the rest of the panel crack up.]
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Episode Rating: 6/10
#TV#Have You Been Paying Attention#Season 9 Episode 24#Comedy#Tony Martin#Anne Edmonds#Emma Holland#Ed Kavalee#Sam Pang#Tom Gleisner#Katrina Milosevic#Collage#Compare The Meerkat#Meerkat#small mongoose#Taking The Piss#Cheeky Humour#Cheeky Humor#Daniel Craig#Walk Of Fame
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Talep üzerine izlemek için 10 en iyi TV programı I Moiira
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Talep üzerine izlemek için 10 en iyi TV programı
Talep üzerine izlemek için 10 en iyi TV programı
Talep üzerine harika TV şovlarına erişmek ve yayınlamak için ödeme yapmanız gerekmez. ABC iView, Talep Üzerine SBS, Freeview Plus, tenplay, 7plus ve 9Now gibi ücretsiz hizmetlerden yararlanabileceğiniz birçok mükemmel TV programı bulunmaktadır. İşte en iyi 10 TV şovu istek üzerine ücretsiz olarak izleyebiliyor…
Talep üzerine izlemek için 10 en iyi TV programı
1. Jack İrlanda – ABC iView
Guy Pearce tarafından oynanan Jack Irish , yapmaması gereken şeylere sarılmış bir tutku ile eski bir ceza avukatıdır. Yabancı bir öğrencinin bariz intiharı, Jack’in gerçeği ortaya çıkarmak için hayatını riske attığını gören bir olaylar zincirini tetikliyor.
Neden bu iyi: Parlak oyunculuk, renkli karakterler ve ilginç bir hikaye ile bu Aussie draması yüksek güçlü görüntülemedir.
2. Dikkat ettiniz mi? – tenplay
Dikkate alıyor musun? birbirlerine karşı beş esprili kişiliğe sahiptir. Quizmaster Tom Gleisner, geçen haftadan itibaren ünlüler, siyaset, spor, güncel olaylar, pop kültürü ve uluslararası meselelerle ilgili konuklarına adım attı.
Neden bu iyi: Eğlenceli, güncel ve birbirlerini seçen ve aynı anda birbirlerini destekleyen konuklar. Bu kıkırdayarak ve gülmekten seni alacak!
3. Atık Üzerine Savaş – ABC iView
Gelen Atık On Savaşı Craig Reucassel ulus olarak üretmek ne kadar atık ortaya çıkarmak ve bu konuda ne yapabilirsiniz öğrenmek için bir göreve atanır.
Neden iyi: Bu bir göz açıcı. Birçok insan israfın çevre üzerindeki etkisini ve gelecek nesiller üzerindeki etkisini gerçekten anlamıyor. Bu program israf konusunu gün ışığına çıkarır.
4. İyi Mücadele – Talep Üzerine SBS
İyi Mücadele , çok ödüllü İyi Karı’nın yaratıcılarındandır. Avukat Dianne Lockhart ve vaftiz kızı Maria Rindell, finansal bir aldatmaca Maria’nın itibarını ve Dianne’nin emeklilik birikimini sildikten sonra kariyerlerini ve yaşamlarını yeniden inşa etmeye kararlılar.
Neden bu iyi: Oyuncu Christine Baranski, başarılı bir avukat Dianne Lockhart olarak güçlü bir performans sergiliyor. Storylinler doğrudan gerçek hayattaki manşetlerdendir, bu yüzden günümüz meseleleriyle çok ilgilidir.
5. Rake – ABC iView
Gelen Rake Cleaver Greene kendini Federal Meclis, küresel belirsiz zamanlarda terörün boğulmuş bir mecliste bir senatörü bulur. Ve kurması doğru olan Cleaver, iç ve dış işlerin ortasına geçmeyi başarıyor.
Neden iyi: Bu gösteri çok karmaşık olmayı başarır – hepsi bir kerede saçma ve zekice ve eğlencelidir ve güçlülükten güçlüye gider.
6. Madam Sekreteri – tenplay
Madam Sekreteri, Tèa Leoni’yi kurnaz Elizabeth McCord, uluslararası diplomasiyi yöneten, ofis politikalarına karşı savaşan ve Beyaz Saray’da ve evde küresel ve yerel sorunları müzakere ederken protokolle ilgilenen Devlet Sekreteri’ni belirledi.
Neden bu iyi: Devlet Sekreteri Tèa Leoni, gerçek dünya senaryolarından çekilebilecek yüksek riskli politikalarla takım oluşturdu ve aralarında kişisel sorunlar ortaya çıktı.
7. Peter Rabbit – ABC iView Kids
Peter Rabbit Beatrix Potter’ın zamansız çocuk klasiğine dayanıyor. Gerçek tehlikelerle karşılaştığında cesur, yaramaz, dürtüsel ve esnek bir küçük tavşan olan Peter’i izleyin, en beklenmedik yerlerde eğlence ve heyecan bulurken, yırtıcıları zedeleyin.
Neden iyi: Çocuklar Peter, Benjamin ve Lily’yi Nutkin, Bay McGregor, Bay Tod, Tommy Brock ve Old Brown ile birlikte izlemeye bayılacaklar. Üç küçük arkadaş her zaman birbirlerine yardım ediyor ve diğer herkes ve çocuklarınız maceralarına kapılacaklar. Çilekli baskın!
8. Googlebox – oyna
Gogglebox Australia , düşünceli ve hevesli televizyon izleyicilerinin televizyondaki en iyi ve en kötü programlarla ilgili fikirlerini bir araya getirmesi, ağlaması, bağırması ve yemeğini izlemesi için sizi 10 Avustralya salon odasına götürür.
Neden iyi: Ailelerin, arkadaşların ve kişiliklerinin karışımı, kişilikleri tamamen sevindirici. Ve onların tek gömlekleri ve aynı şovlara verdiğiniz cevaplar altın olduğunu gösteriyor. Belki de Gigglebox olarak adlandırılmalı!
9. Çok Küçük İşletmelerde Geri Dön – ABC iView
Gelen Çok Küçük İşletme Back In Don Angel, uydurma bir küçük iş adamı, onun küçük işletme kralligindan doğrulama istiyor, ancak çalışanların onun tuhaf mangandan beklenmedik teselli bulur.
Neden iyi: Ana karakter genellikle izlemek için acı verici (Office’i düşünüyor) ama aynı zamanda iyi. Ayrıca, The Librarians, Upper Middle Bogan ve Prequel Very Small Business’ın arkasındaki takımdan harika bir yazı.
10. İşkencenin Masalı – Talep Üzerine SBS
The Handmaid’s Tale , Margaret Atwood’un 1985 romanına dayanıyor ve Amerika Birleşik Devletleri’nin bir parçası olan totaliter bir toplum olan Gilead’da yer alıyor. Köktendinci rejim, çevresel felaket ve var olmayan doğum oranlarıyla karşı karşıya kalıyor ve kadınları hak sahibi olmayan bir mülkiyet olarak görüyor.
Neden iyi: Hikaye korkutucu olsa da, performanslar ve karakterlerin hayata getirilme biçimleri olağanüstü.
Unutmayın, her içerik akışında (TV şovları, filmler vb.) Veri kullanıyorsanız. Bu nedenle, çevrimiçi akış için yeterli verilerle karşılandığınızdan emin olmak için planınızı kontrol edin.
Talep üzerine izlemek için en sevdiğiniz program hangisidir? Aşağıdaki yorumlarda bize bildirin!
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Aussie comedian shocks with brutal joke about the Queen's TRUE feelings towards Meghan Markle on Have You Been Paying Attention
By Monique Friedlander For Daily Mail Australia - November 8th 2021, 9:43:20 pm
Comedian Fifi Box took a swipe at Meghan after quizmaster Tom Gleisner played a clip from the Queen's welcome speech at the recent United Nations Climate Change Conference
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November 8th 2021, 7:36:36 pm
Panellists laugh after Fifi Box says brutal joke about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle on Have You Been Paying Attention?
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Damn he’s good....
Tags: Tom Gleisner, Have You Been Paying Attention
800 points, 14 comments.
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