#The types in a bar

[weaver-z]

The "Zepotha" trend on tiktok makes me SICK as an indie slasher fan. Why did they choose the name "Zepotha?" Name one fucking indie slasher from the 80's that isn't called something like House of Guts. "Zepotha" would be the name of an arthouse horror from the 70's created by a giallo-obsessed Johnny-come-lately director from New Jersey. Zepotha would be brought up in every other "obscure horror recs" thread on reddit until it became a circlejerk meme to even mention it.

"Oh you sound so mad, you sound like you just want to gatekeep--" I DO! I'M GATEKEEPING! None of these people even like slashers! They can barely make it through Fear Street, and then they still make fun of effects that aren't Marvel-sweatshop-grade CGI! You expect them to be able to create a fictional slasher movie with the conviction that this site had when it created Goncharov? Get! Off! Of! My! Lawn!

#horror #goncharov #zepotha #if anyone replies to this post with that ''erm discourse shark fin!'' meme i will scream #type ''zepotha'' into the damn tumblr search bar

[rochenn]

The Jedi Order mainly being an institution about teaching makes me sad that we never see more "Jedi classes" outside of the popular ones like martial arts, healthcare and Force wackery.

Alongside basic language and science education etc there have to be at least some trade and college courses on offer, right? The Jedi need a bunch of their own people with law degrees. Proper pedagogy studies for future crèchemasters. Cooks. Managers. All types of engineers. Electricians. Accountants. Researchers. How many Jedi hold a doctorate or professorate? Because I think a large number of them do. Their databanks are filled with millennia of dissertations. You can still find Yoda's articles from 500 years ago and cite them in your history research paper.

The Order just having its own micro-economy going on and every member getting their own regular job education next to all the lightsaber swinging adventures... pls

#like idk... mace actually has a phd in chemistry #what if yoda passed the fucking coruscant bar exam 700 years ago and now is a veritable law historian for the post-ruusan era #LIKE!!! #comedy potential but also so cool #it would also make the war so much more jarring bc now the padawans simply don't get to have a job that isn't “soldier“ #imagine being in the middle of ur nice little social science major as a 20-smth padawan and then the war starts #and your courses are spontaneously switched to officer candidate school type shit #:/

[nerdpoe]

Tim follows a youtuber who builds computers and teaches how to build them

The guy has a nice cadence when he talks, and he's always meticulous. Plus, sometimes he does som absolutely batshit insane crap.

He used a PDA to hack his college database.

A fucking PDA.

Tim actually learns things from the guy, and although Tim will never admit it, one of the security systems he uses was one he personally ordered from said youtuber. It's literally the best security system he's got. Naturally, it isn't meant for his Night Work, but it's great on his personal computer.

And that really says something about his level of trust for this Youtuber.

Then one day the youtuber shows off his own set up.

It's brilliantly RGB, and water cooled. But that's not water.

When the chat asks about it the youtuber laughs it off and says soemthing about highlighter dye and LED lighting, but Tim knows better.

That's Lazarus Water.

Youtuber Tucker Foley uses Lazarus Water to cool off his gaming PC.

Where the fuck did he get Lazarus Water?

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #story prompt #lazarus water is great for cooling PCs #Tucker loves it because if it ever starts leaking he knows immediately #it also make his computer do this fun game calle #i've typed in three random letters into the address bar and pressed enter #then his computer randomly sends him to either an alien website #the keyboard starts bleeding #or he's accidentally hacked the pentagon again #which is why THIS episode is sponsored by Nord VPN #Tim thought that was a skit #it was not #it really was not

[oneofthosenightbees]

Regulars🍻

(Bar cat, Tygargre, belongs to @the-pentaparty)

#cult of the lamb #cotl leshy #cult of the lamb fanart #cult of the lamb oc #Tygargre and Mel would definitely be the type to gossip #also one bar stool cause that’s reserved for Tygargre #mel made him his permanent addition to the bar 😭

[faunandfloraas]

No matter what, I believe in everything you do! You’ve got this.

#stray kids #skz #lee felix #skz gifs #stray kids gifs #lee yongbok #bystay #createskz #staydaily #kim seungmin #skzedit #jesskz #staysource #Q #them betting against him for typing i can understand but i feel like everyone bar felix forgot he was a baseball pitcher back in the bowlin #episode bc why did everyone act like him being decent at bowling was a shock lmaooo of course he can aim a ball and throw it 😭 #well felix gets the pay off in the end so 😤 #also seugmin in the second gif tho......... aw #seunglix

[somerandomdudelmao]

Huh, a border also have a link?

*click*

...

So that's how the phantom side of the clinic for the mentally ill looks like

Oh you found my secret button:D

#listen #LISTENNN #I know I can type anyone's nickname in the search bar #but LISTEN #EFFICIENCY

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

fuck it. Take This And Run

#would eddie be good at singing? inquiring minds want to know... #i was looking at Southern Belle images for. Reasons & i saw a couple of dresses #that made me go 'ohhhh that would make a killer fusion' #and mr dear was on the braintisserie. so.... #Eddie In Drag My Absolute Motherfucking Beloved #its everything to me its everything to meeeeeee #god i need to see if the nearby (read: over an hour away) gay bar has drag nights #ive never been to a drag event of any kind #and i desperately want to.... #PERHAPS! perhaps! #i do have a car and ample time to waste! #scribble salad #eddie dear #lmao i forgot his name a second there. i started typing and drew a blank <3 #how Fitting! #anyway i need to practice drawing dresses....

[dejwrld]

truly had a y/n moment on the date tonight y’all!!

#we were sitting at a table at this bar!! #and like i caught him staring at me hella hard #but like not hard hard #heart eyes type of staring heart #when i was like ‘what?’ #he proceeds to say ‘I’m going to make you mine if you let me’ #BRO BRO BRO #MEN MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP!

[seiwas]

there is a very specific image in my head of early-mid 20’s iwaizumi hajime

#iwaizumi x reader #and he’s the guy taking on an internship in his senior year with minimum load for his classes #bc he’s planned it all out since starting college #you see him in parties because he has the time & he works so hard it’s only right he plays hard too #every time you lock eyes he gives you a small smile #there’s an air about him that isn’t cocky but isn’t too shy; a comfort that settles into his skin like he’s sure of who he is #—of what he wants & it definitely isn’t hauling up his drunk friends and a few acquaintances up his car #but some of them are your friends and you’re helping him so maybe it isn’t so bad #he drops you off with your roommate and you rarely see him after #until you spot him at some bar (again) and he’s wearing a tight fitting polo (it’s his uniform you later notice) #it’s a year or two after your graduation and when you lock eyes across the room there’s something so familiar yet wholly different #he’s confident now & maybe a little flirty too when he tells you he’s working as an assistant to shadow one of his mentors #you catch up for the rest of the night and your friends have long since gone ahead #he still knows what he wants and it’s to bring you home—not that way (not yet); you’re a little suspicious because #you know there’s /something/ but he drives you home like a gentleman. without really trying anything (and maybe part of you wishes he did) #it’s iwaizumi though and he knows what he wants—to ask you out properly (one he’s been thinking about since chance encounters in uni) #and he’s hoping that when he asks you can tell just how much he likes you #hajime #i want him so bad im crying #there is a whole workd of backstory to this but i got lazy typing it #shotorus.bubble

[hylianane]

So like. Zoro was definitely implying that he thought he recognized Kuro from a gay bar right

#“funky bar at mirror ball island” “i dont attend THAT type of establishment” LIKE. #they must have realized how that sounds. right? #one piece #opla #roronoa zoro #captain kuro #my post

[system-architect]

i desperately wish gw2 had more food-centric lore. i think about asura food more than is probably particularly reasonable. they're sort of implied to like molecular gastronomy in the lvl500 chef quests which is fitting and makes sense, but surely not every asura is eating bespoke Pea Spheres day in and day out right? i think my favorite angle on them is a sort of 50s-80s american-esque food style where there's a huge emphasis on things being Convenient and Scientific, so you'd get a lot of absolute slop tv dinners and canned items that have labels boasting how they were nutritionally fortified and contained your day's complete vitamin intakes and so on. a lot of jellied things. i do also fully believe they would have + eat soylent.

#my stuff #gw2 asura #asura #plex getting through his day on 2 cups of coffee 1 cup of liquid IV and a Breakfast Bar #goes home and has a kid cuisine. #idk how to explain but asura and like 50s-80s design and culture notions just go hand in hand to me #i want to see them working in little wood paneled cubicles ok #just brazenly smoking at work while typing on an unnecessarily clunky interface #inquest superior calls you into her office. every wall is a mirror. its triangle shaped for no reason. she is wearing shoulder pads. #i just want that 'lower levels of portal 2' energy maybe #(i think this thought started when i was replaying a bug in the system and noticed their offices have SO many potted palm trees) #(i was looking at those plus the neon lights and going like Hmmmm...Miami while being chased by 9458309 plague beetles) #these tags are really rambling on sorry LOLLL

[dazesanddoodles]

just a couple of gal pals

#the girlfriends ever #obsessed i tell you #cleo actually hates the feeling of grass but fridas silly conversation made it easier to forget the discomfort #frida the type of girl to say ‘i know a place’ and take you to frolic in the meadow #cleo the type of girl to wear chanel heels to frolic in the aforementioned meadow #side bar but frida loves the woods actually #her and harriet explored every inch of the woods in middle school and they know it like the back of their hands #fridas favorite spot is the meadow and harriets is the cliff #this is not relevant information but it’s important to me #kahlopatra #dazndoodraws #clone high #clone high fanart #cleopatra clone high #frida kahlo clone high

[mashed4077]

mulcahy weird gay little runs compilation

#tht do not piss u off bc they r endearing n cute #tumblr HATES me these were such a pain to upload #i had em at like 15 mb and the quality wasnt atrocious #and then tumblr was like under 10 mb pls hehe! #and >.> #mulcahy #father mulcahy #gifs #mine #oh and then tumblr didnt let me put spaces when i typed?? #weirdest thing like i could elsewhere n i can now #but on this post it jus. took away my space bar privileges #idek #o but i do hav the better quality ones on discord #which is irrelevant to yall but useful for me <3 #update i forgot to post these dshfjkdfhdsk

[time-woods]

I ENVY YOU. /pos Your art is so MWAH! I first found you on insta and just like… died??? I’m 17 as-well and WISH I had your art skills! You are so GOSH DARN TALENTED AGGAGAHGAGAGAH 💖♥️💛

Sorry I just really wanted to share that with you Annyway! Your Cosmic Owl design makes me think he’s the type of guy to always have a snack on him somehow, like you don’t even know where he got it he just does ?!

thank you sm ! ! < 3

also yea ur so right - hes always got some form a snack - perks of havin a big coat with pockets, you can carry everything, hes def got like whole water bottles in some of those pockets

#he keeps granola bars on him at all times cause he feels like the type a friend to immediately offer you snacks if ur bloodsugars' are low #asks

[wdapteo]

you know, there are more than 2 genders. you can fuck with a bar graph, a pie chart, a chord diagram, or even a scatterplot. and depending on the context you can fuck with different graphs at once! data visualisation is a beautiful part of the LGBT community <3

#phan #Dan and Phil #this has been ringing in my head since the video. “Do you fuck more with pie or bar” babes I need to know what the graph is for! #what type of data / information is being shown!! #I <3 data

[deadlybloodshade]

Some Andy doodles for the soul (Ps in the icecream image Ann bought him another one so do not worry 🥳💕)

#fanart #art #illustration #digital illustration #digital art #raggedy andy #raggedy ann #raggedy ann and andy #raggedydoll #rag dolly #let the lil guy go to Mexico #do not pretend that Andy is not the type of mf to eat a 4 bar kitkat while you know he would