#The other two weren't that hard

[mr-legoman]

Good lord, I've been looking for Pyper for an afternoon and he's been right here. He's been right outside the stables in a tree. For context I've been all around the forest looking for him. (the area in blue.) I thought because of what the old man said he was in between the two stables.

#video games #the legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #loz: tears of the kingdom #LoZ #legend of zelda #Pyper #The other two weren't that hard

[seaweedraindraws]

Day 11: Freesia "Our bond is the strongest."

#LmMarchofFlowers #chaggie #charlie morningstar #vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #I'm gonna be honest with yall #I'm not the BIGGEST shipper of these two #I do wish they weren't dating at the start and were just... pining hard for each other for three years #then with Out For Love happened it woulda been an OH DANG moment #I just wish there was more... On screen chemistry? I guess? #don't hate me I drew you art pls #I think they are cute they just aren't my OTP

[peridots-pixiwolf]

sketches from @mipexch 's whiteboard a couple days ago!!

also feat. a very small reference to @onlineviolence :]

#peridots-art #bugs #bots #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #swordsmachine ultrakill #bugzapper ultrakill #minos prime ultrakill #v2 ultrakill #plus the rest of the fumos but those weren't done by me. someone was drawing v1 so i put a v2 beside them and came back later to like 5 mor #hence why they are out of frame. anyway this was a LOT of fun I lost track of time and stayed up till dawn even #there were so many cool and/or recognized artists.... i keep checking the ultrakill tag to see if anyone else posts their own sketches #it was posted at like 2am my time though so i didn't get to stay very long.... i checked in today on the fumo drawings and there was #just so much new art over there and in general. so many people doodling and having fun and complimenting each other and bonding over #the things we all like. im gonna cry #anyway. i think this is the longest period of non-posting (not inactivity. lol) on tumblr i've ever had #so might've forgot some tags. also i think i'll use alt text for multiple images and regular id for 1-2 #edit also i wrote 'today' in the tags up there but it was in fact two days ago. regardless #ALSO. sorry if the alt text is hard to read or anything. never used it before + penchant for lengthy descriptions #can you tell i'm really proud of the beetle gabe btw. men will see a character say 'anyone gonna buggify that?' and not wait for an answer #WAIT i've already made that joke haven't i. whatever turn your blorbo into an insect or some sort of gay bug today

[martianbugsbunny]

Like, what was I meant to do?

#secret invasion #talos #nick fury #espionage husbands #nick fury x talos #talos x nick fury #I wouldn't ship them so hard if they weren't so damn soft with each other #but they are so ship I must #not to mention the way talos is always looking at nick like he hung the moon and ordered the tides #my babygirl is down bad #for a franchise that doesn't want me shipping two old men marvel certainly handed me this one on a silver platter #don't lose ur head #martianbugsbunny ships

[starbound-sda-comic]

i feel like sometimes i barely know how to write some of the dynamics of my ocs outside of the story i'm writing so here's a little loose comic practice thing. Mori will do anything cute to get Juniper to forget about her responsibilities (it hardly ever works in Mori's favor though lol)

#starbound sda comic #sweetdonutsart #sweetdonutsocs #comic art #my ocs #dorm days comic #mori lovett #juniper brooks #my art #digital art #these two have a mostly straight/funny duo dynamic #they're caring for each other but mori just avoids responsibility like the plague so juniper has to bring her back sometimes #if they weren't roommates mori would probably forget what she was supposed to be doing #also writing dialogue is so hard like i'm very rusty when it comes to story writing so small comics like these get me out of my comfort zon

[amiscreations]

hot take of the day: people who hold phones up for the whole time at concerts should be shamed just as much as the people who hold large signs up the whole time.

#maybe I'm calling out some people here oOP #but yeah at the Halestorm/Black Veil Brides concert I went to the other day #there was a person in front of me with a sign #they were SUPER respectful with it #they showed it to me and explained they would only hold it up for short periods in between songs #and that they would try their best to not get it in my way #I was like wHAT THATS COOL? no worries at all have fun! #and that wold have been all done and good #however whenever they weren't holding the sign they were holding their fucking phone #they recorded every BVB song #all the way through #not giving a single sHIT` about whether or not their phone could have been in my way #which it was #like I could not see past it (I'm short and have a hard time at concerts as it is if I'm not barrier) #what I'm trying to say is just be respectful with your phone at concerts #if you are two rows back from the front you do not need to be holding it up high #and just enjoy the artist in front of you you dont have to watch through your phone #TLDR phones are equally as annoying as signs at concerts #just take into consideration those behind you

[arklay]

DANI HAINES x CARLOS OLIVEIRA / template.

#mine. #pair: dani x carlos #oc: dani #click for better quality as always ♡ #so um i meant to post this the same time as the claire on last year but just completely forgot then found out i lost my psd so oops #i wanted to do like a stencil or army font for their names but also wanted that handwriting look so the letters overlapped...aughgh #gave up on looking for pics of carlos' face model as well i'm so sorry like there were none with his long hair and the ones from cosplay #they weren't hd or big enough so i was like whateva i'll use this pic that kinda looks real anyways 🤷 #anyways yes dani has falling in love with her friends disease. she's so real for that actually #and there's something going on in my brain chemistry seeing dani be the one with two partners yet she's the jealous one...inchresting #again i'm fighting for my life with the new html text editor so hopefully this posts properly...i think the ewskers family tree #posted fine but also that one was a bit more complicated with the read more and line break pics...but omg trying to use gradient text #now...so yes anyways here are my other beloveds !! if i notice an error after posting this i'll blow up cause the new editor makes it harde #to do literally everything lmaoo i hate it sm

[eddis-not-eeddis]

Looking back on my childhood...some things become much funnier and also much sadder in hindsight.

#when i was in school for a brief window before my parents decided to homeschool us #there were two girls about two years older than me who i retrospectively realize were trying quite hard to bully me #(and did in fact bully many other girls...so badly in fact that there was a lawsuit and several children were pulled from the school) #the one girl was the ringleader and would rile up the other girls in her class and her special pet henchman would help her #they used to say really awful things about and to me #i have one very vivid memory of the three of us playing all alone at a park and we were fighting over what was essentially a kiddie-zipline #we were all three taking turns but the ringleader and her pet henchman wanted it to themselves #so they started telling me to go away and play by myself #i knew they weren't allowed to tell me to go away and i didn't want to go away #so i just kept taking my turn #when they tried to jostle me away i jostled back (and i was a very sturdy five year old) #when that didn't work they tried to tell me that they didn't like me #and i told them very frankly that that was okay because i didn't like them either #then they tried to tell me that NO ONE liked me #and i listed off three other girls who did like me #so they told me those other little girls had told them that they were just pretending to like me #and i told them that no i was pretty sure netty and angie and kayla wouldn't say that-- #(the most hilarious things was that these girls had never met kayla to begin with--a fact i was quick to point out) #--and that they were just saying that so they could hog the playground to themselves #it went on and on like that until all three of us had to go home #and i was completely unfazed by the whole thing #i only realized when i was MUCH MUCH older how vicious they were trying to be #but i was used to fighting with my siblings and that's how you warded off that kind of attack #you had to be matter-of-fact and a little brazen and never let anyone jostle you off the playground! #(not being afraid to tattle-tale was another asset XD)

[alsaurus-loves-dean]

.

#last month i wrote some tags about how i needed to leave my nails alone because i was getting extensions #in the hopes that i would finally stop biting my nails after doing it almost my whole life #well it FUCKING WORKED #i got gel x tips and i loved them sooooo much #but they kept coming off because i have to do so much with my hands especially in water lol #and i have tiny fingers too so the sizes she had weren't quite right #she redid the ones that came off for free for the whole three weeks i wore them! #so i bought her some new tips in tiny person sizes as a thank you lol #for her to use on other clients tho because she recommended this gel overlay system she likes #I've been wearing it for like a week and a half and they are still FLAWLESS #so I'm never going back to anything else lol i'm going to keep getting these pretty much forevwr #but anyway the important part is. that i no longer put my fingers in my mouth to destroy my nails and cuticles #i have real grownup hands now and it's AMAZING #my nail plate is reattaching to my nail bed!!!! like the bed is getting longer #they'll eventually reach the actual tips of my fingers the way theyre supposed to 😍 #and the gel keeps the nails hard and almost fucking unbreakable #i had to replace my compulsion to bite/chew with the compulsion to apply cuticle oil lol but it's SO WORTH IT #i look at pictures of how my hands used to look just two months ago and i cant fucking believe i lived that way for DECADES #and i guess this is especially significant for me because my hands have always been a source of shame #not just because my nails were fucking gross and fucked up. but because i have TINY HANDS #like really small hands. not proportionate to my body. AT ALL #especially when i put my hands near my head because i have a slightly larger than average head lmaooo #and my fingers are very thin and just. i have small hands. very weak. #i cant even snap my fingers and make a sound #(do NOT instruct me. i know how to do it. i have been trying my whole life. its not physically possible for my fingers to make that sound) #so having nice nails really fucking helps me 🥹 #like i can be proud of my hands even if theyre small #and i dont feel the need to hide them anymore

[mariyekos]

Imagining a scenario where at some point Dante and Lady get married purely for practical purposes (like if she gets hospitalized so Dante can visit/make some decisions) but Lady ends up dating Trish so Dante's like

#dmc #this is crack but. i find it hilarious #if we're doing a timeline that sort of parallels our own i'm also imagining dante being like #'don't worry you're free to divorce me once you and trish are allowed to be married! no hard feelings' #'hell we can make it a double divorce-marriage! we can get divorced at the courthouse and then you and trish get married right after!' #i really like lady/trish as a ship #i generally think of dante/lady as something that they might have tried out when they were younger but eventually realized they weren't- #into. and there were no hard feelins there. just a 'yeah sorry but i don't think this is going to work' and the other going 'fine by me' #a very gentle friends to maybe lovers or just dating back to friends #and in this marriage scenario it would basically fit right into canon. they wouldn't live together or anything #it would purely be a paper thing just so dante gets some special privileges in case something happens to lady #also the extended version of this is dante visiting kyrie at some point and she asks him how his wife is doing which makes him go #'wait. who is this supposed wife of mine?' bc he's pretty sure nero doesn't know about the marriage so how would kyrie know that?? #and she reveals that she thought it was Trish which makes him laugh and say nah they're just friends. also Trish is dating Lady #which makes Kyrie go 'oh! i'm sorry. you two seemed close and nero mentioned seeing her at your place so i'd assumed...' #and dante's like 'eh no worries it's no big deal. i was wondering how you knew about lady and i but that makes more sense.' #then kyrie: 'wait. you and lady are married?' dante: 'yeah!' kyrie: 'but i thought you said she was dating Trish??' dante: 'she is!' #kyrie: '??? uh. well if you're happy i'm happy for you too.' dante: 'thanks! i'll let them know.' #erurandomness #erubabbles #eru hcs #hcs

[darkwood-sleddog]

it truly baffles me that some people still think that, despite our standard stating otherwise, malamutes should be aggressive towards people. Yeah my dogs are more aloof than a golden retriever, but even Rowdy of Nome, the dog that inspired the creation of the breed was known for his kind, gentle nature with people (in fact this was an asset that set the dog apart from other inuit sled dogs for the Seeley's). Even if one was to go to the other strains M'Loots were known more for their good companionship and ability to be a good house pet despite their ancestry. So in reality we have always selected the breed, since its inception, to be a bit "softer" than its Greenlandic and Canadian cousins.

And if one sets aside old dog man tales of orneryness = working drive and realizes that these dogs can be both good companions and good sled dogs they would realize the purpose of the dog is BOTH.

#dogblr #alaskan malamute #seriously if dogs that didn't like people #dogs that weren't human friendly #didn't equate to good working dogs than please #try and justify why my breeder and many others produce a litany of dogs that can DO BOTH #dogs that are confident enough to weather change and strangers handling them #like. sorry. the breed has always been colonized and softened since the start #and like less greenland dogs and CED are worked in harness these days than in that past no different than malamutes #climate change + modern tech = less necessity for arctic dogs by casual people #just my two cents #old men telling me my dogs will never be good work dogs because they spend time inside getting spoiled #only fuels me to spoil my hard working badass little team more #then CAN work hard and then they get to come home and be so fucking spoiled #bc they did a good job by working for me

[silk-and-web]

Remember when Scarlet Witch x Black Widow was the premiere MCU lesbian ship and it was entirely because there were literally no other female heroes?

#none that had any screentime or character #or weren't painfully heterosexual #not that bw and sw were that much better #my point is that wow the mcu did not like women and the fandom tried so hard to make up for it #even if it meant pairing two women that havent ever spoken a word to each other

[parcfermekisses]

Kinktober – Days 23/24 Food Play: Lando / Max F

Lando pads back into the room with a paper carrier bag that he sets on the bed, then sits cross-legged beside it. Max hooks a finger over the edge to see what's in there, but Lando swipes at him. 

"You'll ruin the surprise. Don't look." 

Max can see him holding his breath until he moves his hand. He's got no idea what's going on – he was hoping for breakfast in bed, if he's honest – but Lando is vibrating with the sort of energy that means he's got a Plan.

"Okay," says Max. He can smell something vaguely buttery and his stomach rumbles. 

"Sit up. Don't look." 

Max rolls over and pushes until he's upright against the headboard. He catches a glimpse of neatly packaged containers, part of a logo, before Lando puts his hand over the top of the bag. 

"Stop it. Don't make me blindfold you." Lando pauses. "Although I could. If you want?"

Max grins and scrubs through his hair, trying to force it into what he hopes is sexy bedhead, not just actual bedhead. Lando's looking at him expectantly and he realises he's genuinely waiting for an answer, slightly hopeful. He shoves Lando gently on the shoulder. "If it'll stop you telling me not to look every two seconds." 

There's another pause as it becomes apparent this wasn’t part of the Plan, then Lando leans over to rummage in his bedside drawer, one hand still guarding the bag, until he triumphantly pulls out an airline amenity kit. He tugs the zip open with teeth and offers the contents to Max. 

"Are you implying I have morning breath?" asks Max, mock offended. As if that's ever stopped them. 

"The mask, you muppet," Lando says, upending the pouch into Max's lap with a shake then tossing everything that isn't the thin but functional sleep mask over the side of the bed. 

"All right, all right! I got it." Max follows the trajectory of a miniature toothpaste skittering under the dresser and tries to remember to retrieve it later. He pulls the mask over his head, down over his eyes. "Happy?" 

Lando hums in answer and wriggles closer, his knee against Max's thigh. Max can hear paper rustling, a cardboard box being opened. “Open your mouth,” says Lando.

It’s soft and slightly flaky, the first thing that Lando gives him. Warm. Almost certainly explains the buttery aroma. “Did you get croissants fro—” He doesn’t get to finish the sentence before Lando’s pushing another piece into his mouth.

“Yeah,” says Lando, and Max can hear his ridiculously soft smile. “ ’s where we had our first breakfast here.”

Max reaches for the leg he can feel pushed against his and squeezes. “Can I take the mask off?” He doesn’t say any of the other things he’s thinking, about how Lando couldn’t remember his birthday if his life depended on it, and how that doesn’t really matter because it’s remembering first breakfasts and second dates and last kisses that make a life together.

Lando nods, uselessly, then finds his voice, holding out the rest of the croissant as Max blinks him back into focus. Max takes it. “Don’t suppose there’s OJ in there, too, is there?” 

He already knows there will be.

#when i say lando has a plan i mean he got as far as ordering breakfast for delivery #this turned out far sweeter than i intended and i blame francorchampignon and danielssmile for dissecting them so lovingly with me #i tried to make them more saucy i really did but they just weren't having it #this prompt kicked my arse so hard #i have two other starters for ten that i couldn't make work #and another nearly 500 words of nortrell playing truth or dare before they even so much as look at a fridge #i have successfully given myself a yen for oj and warm croissants in bed now though #f1 rpf #mando #nortrell #lando fic #max fewtrell fic #4 #kinktober #kintober 2022 #tppkinktober2022

[datastate]

oh also i haven’t mentioned this yet bc a lot of my liveblogging/thoughts has just been kept between my siblings and i lately but it’s both funny and hurts my heart to see sirius act like this :’]

he does keep associating the event with lady dorothy, and that is in part why he’s so visibly panicked, but it’s also because he still. cares about claire... even if he doesn’t want to admit it, or doesn’t fully recognize it. he is going out of his way trying to keep her safe even though noel didn’t tell him to do any of this and didn’t even expect sirius would believe him. sirius in these attempts has gone so far that he doesn’t even consider that he would be killed with claire should it come down to it.

#it hurts me very much... #he's so. terrible at expressing himself. and i think the doodling scene really emphasizes that too #like yeah i can point at it and be like lmao the autism in this guy (bad with facial expressions) but it's also just... #it indicates so much about how he perceives himself versus how it always comes across #he's someone who's been living in isolation/in the past and he hates obvious changes to his schedule #the abruptness of these people being obligated to stay the night (something larger) but also seeing claire frown/get upset. it unnerves him #as ''annoying'' as he may think claire is; he still finds her familiarity comforting & she is one of the ONLY people that he #ever had a chance at forming a bond with as he grew up. if it weren't for noel's disappearance & nicholas' attempts for the heart; #he would slowly begin to lose that codependence (dorothy) & find a balance - being able to connect w normal people again #or not even just that but... someone who experienced something similar to him. and is trying to move forward #what wilardo says during the drawings holds true. their preconceptions are what makes up who they are but it also holds them back #they need to both learn from each other and if they were given time earlier they could've done it #but they still have *time* now within the mansion... auugh #or if they can escape... hopefully... #bah. hard to articulate things right now but altho it's complicated These two wound me severely #jestersvaguely #whlb

[snixx]

literally @ physics

#ok so plot twist two years of complaining about science after being emotionally blackmailed into taking it in and #im down so bad for physics it's the thing that excites me the most about doing in college #like I've wanted to do so many different things consistently my whole life #something more people related and practical #but now the only thing that makes me excited is doing. physics in college #which is so unfortunate because i decided like a year ago that i wasn't gonna prepare for competitive physics at all #but the fucking bastard snuck up on me #and grew on me like a fungus #you know when i used to joke about manifesting a me x physics 500k enemies to lovers arc #i never intended for it to get this bad #because ive fallen so hard and physics is still my tsundere straight girl crush #I CAN'T DO ENGINEERING IN COLLEGE THAT'S EVERYTHING I'VE NEVER WANTED #and even if i do i can't start preparing now...right?? #god literally i can't believe my dad was right #and the sly motherfucker grew on me so much I'm going to miss it #there will legitimately be a void in my life without it next year #BUT I STILL WANT TO DO OTHER THINGS I WANT TO GO INTO SOCIAL WORK OR TEACHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO #you know what this is all my physics teachers fault if she weren't so darned good at her job 🙄 #i cannot take physics in college i cannot that would be such a sin #but also...it has been the only constant in my life for the past two years #I MISS SCREAMING AND FIGHTING AND KISSING IN THE RAIN AND IT'S 2 AM AND IM CURSING YOUR NAME #hjhhgjjkjh im probably not taking it but i realised I'm gonna miss it so much #get this horrible taste out of my mouth #physics my tsundere straight girl crush </3

[neganium]

minor pet peeve but I hate when someone is like “why is [ship that is absolutely not rare in the slightest in relation to overall fandom content] so rare?? :(” like honey please

#just because you haven't seen a lot of it doesn't mean it's rare; it means you weren't looking hard enough to find it #also it certainly doesn't help that the specific fandom I saw this complaint for is Very Fuckin Small™ #even considering the international parts of the fanbase #(they are certainly very dedicated; tho; for those still active after the series ended roughly five years ago) #the specific ship they complained about was one I actually saw a fair amount of when digging through older content off and on #over the past couple of years since I got into the Thing and realized that wow; there really isn't a whole lot here is there?? #there's a couple of others that I see people complain about the scarcity of from time to time #that actually see about the same amount of attention when considering fandom works overall; the only truly rare ships are the crackships #that often only one or two people champion; but sometimes might just swan out of the blue with people who independently decide #that they're into that too #granted I only care about One (1) ship for this particular fandom and it's almost never that ship; even if it used to get #roughly the same amount of attention as any other ship for this series; so I never really care either way LMAO #except disdain for notps most of the time; tho sometimes I *have* been desperate enough to read Cringe™ in my craving for content