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why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

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Chasing the fog somewhere in Switzerland by @90377

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Genius takes many forms 🐈🎹🔊

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

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I've been scream laughing at this for several days

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Disco Elysium out there with the real artist experience

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

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I hibernated for four months.💤🐌💤 I am still sleepy.😪 4ヶ月冬眠してたよ💤🐌💤 まだ眠いです😪

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#some years ago I got into the habit of making the bed; it's one of the first things I do upon getting out of it in fact #the way I do it is like. very simple. very doable. I don't even have to put in much effort if I don't feel like it it's whatever. #(also I am probably doing it Wrong but lmao it's whatever!!!) #if I have only this dumb stupid fucking chore and all the others in the house I live in gets done #then like. fuck it. I win by doing basically nothing #and since I don't live alone then presumably other people benefit at least partially from this setup #fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah #god I wish this were real.

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The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot