#The Plumbers

[theangrycomet-art]

Plumber Badge Headcannons

I can't remember if I made a post on this or not but I REALLY love the idea that Plumber Badges/Uniform markers actually serving ass Identifiers for rank and divisions and stuff.

If you can't read my hand writing, some of the divisions would be Explorer, Ambassador/Mediator, Medic, Enforcer/Combat Specialist, Teacher/Reseachr, Technician/Technology Officer, Reconnaissance/Intelligence Officer, etc, with Rank being shown through the markings above the base rank.

I think it'd be cool if the markings could be layered to show if an officer is qualified for multiple divisions. I'd need to tweak the design so that they could "layer" better but that's future!Comet's problem

These could be shown on custom badges, but they would always be painted/engraved/embossed or whatever on the plumbers pauldrons

#the Plumbers #Ben 10 #Ben 10 Omniverse #Ben 10 Alien Force #Ben 10 Ultimate Alien #Ben 10 UAF #Character Design #theAngryComet ART #AngryComet Rambles

[historyfiles]

New Banner Feature:   The Watergate Scandal: Richard Nixon became US president in 1969, but constant press leaks soon revealed a sinister side to his term of office.

#history #historyfiles #watergate #scandal #us president #richard nixon #nixon #usa #photos #the plumbers #henry kissinger #impeachment

[immaculatasknight]

Think like a Nazi

#G Gordon Liddy #FBI #The Plumbers #Richard Nixon #Nazi #Germanophiles #Watergate #dirty tricks

[dustybones]

for anon! happy international plumbers day!

lae'zel's delayed reaction

#had no idea it was today when i started this #happy accidents #shadowzel #lae'zel #shadowheart #bg3 #dusty art #plumber au

[dmitryanya]

been using these kids as warmups lately !!

#newsies #newsies broadway #davey jacobs #jack kelly #sarah jacobs #katherine pulitzer #david jacobs #katherine plumber #newsies live #newsies musical #newsies 1992 #livesies #my art #gives them all a smooch on the tops of their heads #my children

[inkskinned]

the rise of AI art isn't surprising to us. for our entire lives, the attitude towards our skills has always been - that's not a real thing. it has been consistently, repeatedly devalued.

people treat art - all forms of it - as if it could exist by accident, by rote. they don't understand how much art is in the world. someone designed your home. someone designed the sign inside of your local grocery store. when you quote a character or line from something in media, that's a line a real person wrote.

"i could do that." sure, but you didn't. there's this joke where a plumber comes over to a house and twists a single knob. charges the guy 10k. the guy, furious, asks how the hell the bill is so high. the plumber says - "turning the knob was a dollar. the knowledge is the rest of the money."

the trouble is that nobody believes artists have knowledge. that we actively study. that we work hard, beyond doing our scales and occasionally writing a poem. the trouble is that unless you are already framed in a museum or have a book on a shelf or some kind of product, you aren't really an artist. hell, because of where i post my work, i'll never be considered a poet.

the thing that makes you an artist is choice. the thing that makes all art is choice. AI art is the fetid belief that art is instead an equation. that it must answer a specific question. Even with machine learning, AI cannot make a choice the way we can - because the choices we make have always been personal, complicated. our skills cannot be confined to "prompt and execution." what we are "solving" isn't just a system of numbers - it is how we process our entire existence. it isn't just "2 and 2 is 4", it's staring hard at the numbers and making the four into an alligator. it's rearranging the letters to say ow and it is the ugly drawing we make in the margin.

at some point, you will be able to write something by feeding my work into a machine. it will be perfectly legible and even might sound like me. but a machine doesn't understand why i do these things. it can be taught preferences, habits, statistical probability. it doesn't know why certain vowels sound good to me. it doesn't know the private rules i keep. it doesn't know how to keep evolving.

"but i want something to exist that doesn't exist yet." great. i'm glad you feel creative. go ahead and pay a fucking artist for it.

this is all saying something we all already knew. the sad fucking truth: we have to die to remind you. only when we're gone do we suddenly finally fucking mean something to you. artists are not replicable. we each genuinely have a skill, talent, and process that makes us unique. and there's actual quiet power in everything we do.

#also pay plumbers more. and electricians. and other devalued occupations #idk that this makes sense #but im like #people being so fucking pleased with themselves about the fact they can ''fake'' art #n im like #sure #but what if we stop making things for you huh #what if we stop giving u this stuff anymore #what happens to ur ai art? does it keep growing? does it keep making choices? #why do u need to see us as machines? #''i want X to exist but i don't have the skill to do it'' #okay spend literally years of your life studying #''i don't want to do that'' #okay pay someone who DID do that #''no i don't think it's a real skill'' #okay so. YOU can't do it. and a LOT of people can't do it. but you think WE should be able to? #FOR FREE? #either it has value or it dont baby make up ur OWN mind #btw studying here is not used academically. i think if ur like. constantly knitting. #thats studying #do u spend hours reading and find urself taking notes and learning about writing #ur studying #do you follow other artists and spend a lot of your time trying new things (even unsuccessfully) #that's also studying #etc #was weird to write this thing about choices and then be like. wait why DO i like that

[elitadream]

TEAM BROOKLYN GO!! 🙌

#shoutout to the two biggest animated films of 2023! #I've been wanting to draw this crossover ever since I saw 'Across the Spider-Verse' lol #I had so much fun swapping their looks 🕺 #plumber Miles and Spider-Mario 😎 #Miles Morales #Mario #Super Mario Bros #Spiderverse #fanart #concept #just a silly what if xD

[grandtyphoonpoetry]

posting because I just watched a highschool production of newsies and instead of jack and katherine kissing when he says "gimme your best shot" or whatever she just full out decked him so hard I think the actors mic fell off and I thought you guys would wanna know

#newsies #jack kelly #katherine plumber #katherine pulitzer #jatherine

[neonghostlights]

Leaky Pipes

Warnings: SMUT, Unprotected Sex, Cheating (but not really), Oral (f receiving), Fluff, Role Playing, Clit Slapping (just once) 18+ ONLY MINORS DNI

Word Count: 1.4k

Plumber!Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader

The knock on the front door had you jumping up from your seat. You smoothed the front of your sundress down, white with little yellow flowers. Your husband's favorite. 

You took one deep breath, peeking into the mirror that hung by the doorway to make sure you were still put together. You quickly wiped at the lipstick smeared on the side of your mouth from when your husband had kissed you before he left the house earlier. 

You opened the door to find the local plumber with his red metal toolbox clutched tightly between his hands. He had his dark curls pulled back into a low bun. His collared work shirt has the name Eddie on an ironed patch on his chest. 

You didn’t know plumbers could be that cute. 

“Hello, ma’am. I’m here to fix your pipes,” he said with a small smirk as you bit your lips and looked him up and down all the way from his steel toe boots to his big brown eyes. 

“S-sure. Come in,” you said as he stepped aside for him to enter, fiddling with the ring on your left hand. 

He let out a low whistle when he saw the inside of your home. 

“Your husband must really love you to get you a house like this,” he commented.

“I guess,” you said shyly, twiddling with your hands in front of you. 

Eddie hummed in response as he watched you.

“Kitchen’s this way,” you said, gesturing for him to follow you. 

Eddie whistled as he climbed under your kitchen sink where the leak was. He laid on his back, his head completely disappeared inside the cabinet. 

You eyed the way he laid with his feet pressed against the floor. From this angle you could see the bulge straining in his pants from where he was worked up already. 

He really did look good. 

And it gave you an idea. 

You slowly back away, the flesh of your ass meeting the kitchen table. You slowly hiked yourself up to sit on it. Praying that it wouldn’t collapse underneath you. 

When the table proved to be steady you slowly parted your legs slightly. The air met your pantiless cunt, making you shiver slightly in anticipation. 

Your sundress hiked up your thighs, giving Eddie the perfect view if he would just look up. 

“You been a plumber for long?” You ask sweetly.

“Not long. Actually just started,” you hear him answer without looking at you. 

“What was that?” You asked. 

He lifted his head to answer you again, just to be met with the sight of you exposed for him. 

His eyes went wide as his hands froze on whatever he was working on. 

The wrench clatters to the ground as he pulls himself out from under the sink. Instead of standing, he pushes himself to his knees. 

You thought you were in charge of this, that you would call the shots. But all of that went out the window as you watched Eddie crawl towards you on all fours. His eyes never leave the place between your legs. 

He looked up with you with blown pupils. His eyes were almost completely black with lust. 

He took a finger, dragging it through your folds slowly. When he collected enough, he held it up in front of the both of you, your slick covering his long fingers, glistening under the lights. 

He tsked. “Looks like you sprung another leak, baby. You want me to fix that?”

You nodded quickly, wanting him to hurry up and touch you again. 

Instead of touching you like you wanted, he stuck his fingers in his mouth, licking off your wetness with a moan. 

Your pussy clenched at the sight, his moan sending shockwaves straight through you without him even touching you. 

He lowered his head slowly, teasing you. Some of his loose curls tickled the inside of your bare thighs. 

“Stop teasing me,” you begged before he licked a big stripe up your pussy. Your hips jolted forward, pushing towards his face more. 

His fingers dug into your hips, pulling your ass forward till you were nearly off the table. You gripped onto the sids tightly, holding on for the ride. Eddie attacked your pussy with his mouth, moaning from your taste. 

“Taste so good, baby,” he muttered into your skin. “This what you do? Hm? Wait for your husband to leave for work so you can fuck the plumber?”

You couldn’t help the sly smile that grew across your face. You knew the answer he wanted to hear. But it would be so fun to give him the opposite. 

“All the time,” you said with a grin, trying to hide the laugh in your voice. 

Eddie looked up at you, pausing his descent back to where you needed him. He looked up at you, his eyes dark. His mouth set in a grim line. 

It happened so fast you didn’t have the chance to see it coming. A quick slap followed by the burning pain right on your clit. You gasped, moving your hips closer to him again instead of pulling away. You were nearly falling off the table now. More than you had been before. 

Eddie stood quickly, wasting no time wrapping your legs around his waist and pulling you up. He marched quickly, carrying you to your bedroom and throwing you down on top of the covers. 

He stood over you, making sure you watched him as he pulled his pants down under his ass, revealing just enough of him to do what he wanted to do. 

His hands latched onto your ankles, dragging you to the end of the bed and spreading you wide. He glanced at your face, a silent check in. You nodded your head slightly. He pushed the bottom of your dress up to your waist while he pulled down the top for your tits to spill out. Eddie hummed in approval as he ran a thumb over your peaked nipples. 

He positioned your ass right on the edge of the mattress, lifting your ankles and placing them on his shoulders. He rubbed your leg softly in circles, pressing a quick kiss to your right ankle. It was tender, until he was pushing into you. You moaned, arching your back. 

“Fuck,” Eddie groaned before pulling out and pushing back in until his balls were flush against your skin. 

The sound of wet slapping filled the room as Eddie pounded into you, abandoning the grip on one of your legs to work your clit. 

You felt like you were leaving your body and taking Eddie with you. 

The burning desire in your gut grew with the intensity of it all. It felt like your body was on fire as he fucked in to harder. Your body shifting up the bed with each of his thrusts. 

“Harder. Please,” you moaned, doing your best to rock your hips back to him. 

“You feel so good. You always feel so good. You’re fucking mine,” Eddie babbled as he picked up his pace. You gripped the wrist of the hand that was working your clit. 

His hair fell completely out of the bun, framing his face wildly. 

You always came so quick when you and him did this. 

“Eddie,” you whimpered. “I’m gonna…”

“Fuck. Me too, baby. Fucking come for me,” he said through is teeth, his body straining as he tried not to blow before you. 

The thread inside of you snapped.  Your back pushed off the bed without warning as you said his name over and over until you were hoarse. You pulsed around him, squeezing him tightly as he stilled, spilling inside of you. 

You both stayed still for a second, catching your breath and thinking about what just happened. Eddie squeezed your thighs as he lowered your legs off of his shoulders. 

“You okay, baby?” He asked you, still breathing heavily from his exertion. 

“I’m great,” you panted with a smile. “I love you.”

“I love you too,” he replied, leaning down to press a kiss to your lips. 

Eddie pulled out of you slowly. Both of your releases dripped out of you and onto the bed. 

Eddie climbed up the bed, reaching into his nightstand and digging around. He slipped his ring back on his finger, flexing his hand once it was on. 

You looked at him with a raised eyebrow as you crawled up beside him and laid your head on his chest. 

“Felt weird not having it on,” he admitted. “Next time we do this I’m just gonna leave it on.”

You laughed, trailing a finger along the skin of his arm. He pulled you in tightly beside him. 

“Maybe next time I can be the plumber,” you said with a wink, picturing  the same scenario with the roles reversed. 

Eddie laughed, probably already imagining your next role playing adventure. Your husband's imagination was an endless void. Who knew what he would come up with next. 

“Hey,” you said, sitting up in your shared bed. “How about you use those tools in there to actually fix the leak under the sink?”

Eddie rolled his eyes lightheartedly and slapped the flesh of your ass with his free hand. “Yes, dear.”

#eddie munson smut #eddie munson x female reader #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson fanfiction #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson au #eddie munson x y/n #plumber!eddie munson

[tooncraze]

Mario doodle dump timeeee

Old sketch I forgot about, just lightning practice but I liked it :)

Luigi trying not to have a complete mental breakdown as E Gadd processes his treatment toward the plumber. (Meaning he treats him more like Mario, forgetting about his anxiety and definitely real autism)

Related to my small Possessed!Luigi thing where Mario, Bowser, Toad, and Peach go out to rescue him. Mario and Bowser are obviously pretty at odds with each other but Mario has no idea about Bowser and Luigi’s relationship.

I just think it’s funny. Bowser hates it but Luigi thinks it’s cute and funny, which only makes him blush harder.

Luigi being a poker master but Bowser doesn’t know that. “It’s called a hustle sweetheart” okay you can shoot me now✌🏻

#guys why can’t I get over Luigi #I’m projecting way to much on this poor green plumber #Mario #bowser #Luigi #sketch #digital art #Luigi’s mansion #professer e Gadd #bowuigi #bowser X luigi #AU #SMB

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College | 1991

#John Carl Buechler #Ghoulies #Ghoulies Go to College #horror comedy #monster movie #horror #hammersmith horror #plumber #practical effects #90s horror #shower #dolphin #water

[pianokantzart]

I've been doing a bit of research, and it turns out in New York City you are required to have at least seven years of experience to become certified as a "master plumber." A minimum of two of these years need to be spent as a "journeyman plumber," where you're licensed to repair pipes so long as you're working under the supervision of a master plumber.

Mario and Luigi can't legally run their business if they're both journeyman plumbers, but that would mean (if they are really both 24-25 like Shigeru Miyamoto says) at least one of them began training to be a plumber the instant he got out of high school. But if that's the case, how did they end up working in demolition?

My theory is that, since demolition companies sometimes locate and strip fixtures in commercial and residential properties for reuse or resale, plumbing fittings included, The Wrecking Crew hired the two plumbers-in-training to spot salvageable materials and take them apart. But if Foreman Spike happens to have a bone to pick and/or is on a power trip, I can easily imagine him adding hard labor on top of whatever plumbing-related jobs they were assigned until their schedule was filled with far more wrecking than plumbing.

But eventually, Mario got all his hours logged, passed his master plumber exam, got his commercial activity license, and got him and his brother the heck out of there. Which brings me to an additional theory that Luigi is still a journeyman plumber and not yet a master plumber.

There's a few bits of Nintendo lore that describe Luigi as something of an "understudy," or otherwise not quite as experienced as his brother in the realm of plumbing.

Which makes sense given the way Luigi seems to take on the apprentice role, closely watching the way Mario works and carrying around all the tools.

I think Luigi didn't immediately know what he wanted to do the moment he graduated high school the way Mario did. Maybe he dabbled in mechanics for a little bit before he ultimately decided to join his bro in his plumbing venture, but as a result he's a few years behind.

#Mario Movie #Mario Headcanons #Mario #Luigi #Super Mario Bros #Super Mario Brothers #I also like to think that Mario apprenticed under an elderly plumber named Sal for a few years before getting roped into The Wrecking Crew #y'know... *nudge nudge* supershow reference *nudge*

[ray-nintendo]

I have not been in the bowuigi Trenches for years just for people to turn around and complain about the ship being "invented" from the movie trailer

mario has been asking luigi why bowser calls him babygirl since 1998, and if I have to endure crisp rat in a mario onesy then I Deserve This

#smb #mario movie #bowser #luigi #bowuigi #this is for yolks and gafs #but there's no need to pit two bad bitches against each other #shipping bowser with one plumber does not negate the ability to ship him with another #peace and love on the mushroom kingdom

[dustybones]

i believe the follow up to this got lost so HERE IT IS AGAIN

#courtesy of pyrekite #shadowzel #lae'zel #bg3 #dusty art #plumber au

[ronon-dex]

underrated part of a super sweet movie btw was when luigi was being interrogated abt mario, and the info he gave was just like "my brother's the best guy in the world! the princess will like him if she's got good taste!"

like.............. cartoon hearts for eyes moment

#luigi #mario #super mario bros #super mario bros movie #super mario #mario bros #posting abt italian plumbers in yr of our lord etc......you heard right

[cohenraposo]

#asscrack #buttcrack #crack #hairy #plumberscrack #buttcleavage #plumbers crack