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#The Fool jingled miserably across the floor.
saltysaltdog · 2 months
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“Your sword strike was quite fierce.”
It took it a moment to figure out that he was saying the punches looked terrible in the most polite way possible. The lamb lowered its arms and continued walking, noticeably less jangly.
I'm going to be real with you guys, this is going to be the most cringefail loser lamb ever. I'm so psyched. I need that one Terry pratchet line. That's all the joke is eternally.
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canisbeanz · 8 months
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Silly doodle bc it was the first thing I thought of when I saw Pomni.
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orange-catsidy · 3 months
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blushingzephyr · 7 months
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what waystar royco employees see everyday in the corridors
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superbeans89 · 4 months
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subjectsix · 3 days
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...maybe I am not back, my laptop has decided it no longer charges at all
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whats-her-quirk · 2 months
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Also the ice cream truck drove by playing its jangly little version of The Entertainer while I was using my vibrator and I was like yeah. That’s about right
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cherry-blossomtea · 7 months
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"why would you ship something if they don't love each other"
hate sex and mutual psychosexual obsession, next question.
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aspen-jasper · 11 months
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Who’s ready for some Rowan lore? (It’s me, I’m the one who’s ready)
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Rowan is the court’s emo jester - his whole job is to act sad and scrungly and pitiful, as the rich people find this very entertaining. When he’s working, he’s encouraged to sulk aesthetically on fine furniture, sit on people’s laps to lament about some made-up tragic woe, do sad little dances for tips, recite melodramatic poetry. They love to dote on him and make a fuss, they mock him, patronise him, try and fail to get a smile or a laugh from him. It’s all completely superficial, the people he works for love to laugh at misfortune without any sort of moral consequence. Many would see Rowan’s work as shameful or degrading, but he sees himself as an actor playing a role and he is payed handsomely for it. He has a Parisian style apartment in the city, he smokes the highest quality tobacco, rubs elbows with the city’s elites, his alcohol is aged and fine. He has several rare and expensive exotic breeds of cat, all of which are regularly spoiled rotten. In his public appearances in court, he stays in character and entertains for hours however in private, his opinion is generally valued and trusted. He is privy to many shocking and scandalous secrets, and it’s in his interest to keep every single one. If anyone disrespects him while he is working, such as throwing peanuts at him or insulting anything other than the character he plays, that person is often not welcomed back in court. Rowan performs in theatres when he’s not in court, if only for the love of it as it doesn’t pay nearly half so well as being willingly humiliated by rich people does. His natural disposition is laid back and fairly chipper, but his naturally sad looking face lends itself well to his work.
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royalphantompain · 6 months
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Sorry, but I am forever going to be obsessed with this photo forever now.
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superfruitland · 7 months
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heya!
posting doodles and updates might be a little slow for some time! i've got some personal life stuff that needs my attention so there's a good chance i have less time to doodle and whatnot.
got a lot of exciting stuff in the works behind the scenes... can't wait to show you the few things i've been working on!
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ebbpettier · 24 days
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oh god wait fuck. no. she's magrat garlick. i've just made magrat garlick before i knew who magrat garlick was.
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jingle fool, jingle fool
hither 'cross the floor
you kick miette like the football
man car hook hand door
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thedreadblog · 1 year
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*going through TikToks about the Solas romance*
One of the comments:
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Me: YES, you get it!
Me: wait.
Me: I wrote that.
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0zmodeus · 2 years
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Y/N summoning sun and/or moon by screaming "COME HITHER FOOL" and watching the animatronic jingle over to them
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bi-demon-ium · 5 months
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HI I DO NOT KNOW YOU AT ALL BUT YOURE SILLY
THANK YOU I AM <3
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