phenomenologyofspit

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to the tune of "I'm Just a Bird" by Nelly Furtado

I'm just a cat

I only play with garbage

Dont be so fucking drastic

I'm just trying to eat plastic

#cat #shitpost #miette #music #meme

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i absolutely adore the babies at a formal function. the president could be holding a speech and these toddlers are like "no gods, no masters, just wäh™"

#anti authoritarian #shitpost

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Old school metal is like "i'm so EVIL and i'm PUNCHING a WIZARD" and old school math rock is like"i'm sad, i had a trumpet and nobody stopped me"

#math rock #american football band #modern baseball #iron maiden #heavy metal #hawthorne heights #emo #midwest #gatekeepers

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jingle fool, jingle fool

hither 'cross the floor

you kick miette like the football

man car hook hand door

#come hither fool #the fool jingled miserably #across the floor #my three weed smorking gfs #eshrektion #meme #shitpost #2014 tumblr

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Sleep Token is giving me BIG Bionicle energy

#i think it's the masks #but maybe the staff #sleep token #y2k shitposting #metalcore #12 year old me would have eaten this up #metal #shitpost

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