#THIS IS N O T MY WINNER

[witchwhaat]

ŻEGNAM

#JESTEM ZAŁAMANA #SCREAMING SHAKING CRYING THROWING UP #THIS IS N O T MY WINNER #IM SO DISSAPOINTED????? #THIS IS NOT MY PUBLIC/TELEVOTE IT'S NOT #eurovision #esc 2023 #agnes talking

[stars-and-the-min]

☆ the wrong way to hard launch (1) | OP81

summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au

pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc

a/n hello, this is called welcome to part 1 of a fic no one will read :) also i have a taglist now (yay?) so shoot me a reply if ur interested in being added <3

masterlist | prologue | part 1 | next part

TWITTER

lina !!! @EB_selina · 2h omg my f1wags debut??? y'all i've really made it 🫶

EB BAR @theemptybottlesbar · 2h us when our frontwoman decides to hard launch her relationship that we were scrambling to denounce: 🙂🔪🩷 ↳ camilina gfs fr @ drummergf · 1h the EB Bar admin working overtime bc lina insists on stoking the flames of this ridiculous rumour ↳ lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea · 1h media literacy where? this is a fucking confirmation bestie

INSTAGRAM

selinabui

liked by oscarpiastri and 103,273 others

selinabui me when i lie to myself and go date yet ANOTHER athlete 🤠👍 this one goes vroom vroom in expensive cars (p.s. dear news sites, pls stop using my old photos)

cameliazzz all that expensive media training chucked down the drain i see

eb_jonno the orange jumpscare holy shit lina it's like u hate him or smth ↳ selinabui @eb_jonno wdym he's very cute 🫶

landonorris Oh hello there ↳ oscarpiastri @ landonorris 😀 ↳ mclarwins @ landonorris OMFG LANDO WHAT ↳ selinabui @ landonorris bro why are you acting like we've never met or smth ↳ pi4str1 @ selinabui there's something about her that's so 😭

TWITTER

🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 5h ok i fear we need to start weighing up the pros and cons ↳ oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 5h pros: WE'RE FREE FROM AMERICANS, he's actually cute, we already follow f1 bc of guanyu, he's aussie <3 cons: white, he's another fucking athlete, orange ↳ 🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 4h 'free from americans' SO TRUE we were in the trenches with t*mmy

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 3h everything i find about this girl is just 😬 ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 3h oscar, get the FUCK away from that girl ↳ clovie @ luvyouvie · 2h omg why, what's up with her?? ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 3h kinda the classic rockstar shit and her ex is tommy howard (nfl running back)

liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 18h SELINA WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS??? WHERE DID THIS ENERGY GO 😭😭😭

↳ emme @flowersforcami · 18h as smo with a footballer ex, the comment on massive egos is so true T_T

↳ Ryan Forrest @ryanforrest93 · 17h Every time that interview pops up on my TL, I just get reminded of how YOUNG she was going through all of that nonsense. She was barely 20 and totally being gaslit by that arsehole. ↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 17h ^^THIS!! yes!! it was crazy that ppl gave her so much shit about staying with tommy even after the cheating but it was her first real relationship and it fucked her up massively

INSTAGRAM

zhouguanyu24 Margaret Court Arena

liked by selinabui, oscarpiastri and 59,283 others

zhouguanyu24 Went to go check on the baby sister 💪

selinabui my personal photographer fr (good luck tmr 💚)

emptybottlesbar Always stoked to have family stop by for a listen! Best of luck on the track 💪 ↳ selinabui @emptybottlesbar he doesn't need luck. he needs his team to fix the pit stop problem. he needs divine intervention

zhouguanyu_br piastri is dating zhou's sister?? ↳ jemma.wren @zhouguanyu_br cousin actually, in chinese culture they refer to paternal cousins as just siblings

stakef1team Looking forward to seeing Lina in the garage ↳ selinabui @stakef1team oh lmao that's not happening 🥰 ↳ pastry81 @ selinabui IJBOL she said you ain't SHIT see you in the papaya garage

cameliazzz thanks for dropping by on ur race weekend <3 hope it was worth your while (and family-friendly 🤫) ↳ zhouguanyu24 @ cameliazzz Thank you for keeping her alive ↳ selinabui @ cameliazzz why has it taken you over 20 minutes to go get pizza 🤡 ↳ cameliazzz @ selinabui why are you asking in ur cousin's comments 🤡🤡🤡 (they need to cooka da pizza)

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

TWITTER

emme @flowersforcami · 34m walk with me here... if zhou went to friday's show, do you think oscar did as well? and if so... did they just watch empty bottles' almost 2 hours set of lina and kas flirting 😭 ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 22m i literally can't think of anything else now :) do you know what the encore song was? ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 21m kaslina duet of we don't talk anymore (og by charlie puth) ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 20m oh how do we even defend them

EB BAR @theemptybottlesbar · 1h whole team in shambles... @EB_selina we hope it was worth it

oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 1h every linami realising they need to defend her stage persona to piastri fans... ↳ oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 1h WE SWEAR ON OUR HONOUR THAT THIS GIRL IS A TOTAL LOOOOOSER. SHE'S NOTHING LIKE WHAT THE MEDIA WRITES HER AS. HER ONE HOBBY IS SUDOKU. SHES A COMPLETE DOORMAT 😭😭 ↳ lina !!! @EB_selina · 1h ok well, hang on... i think they get the point

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 5h after a literal night of deep-diving, i take back everything i've ever said about selina bui bc she's such a cutie honestly i get it, i kinda want her now

INSTAGRAM

oscarpiastri

liked by cameliazzz and 113,292 others

oscarpiastri Finally got the green light to 'hard launch'

selinabui sorry i needed to be vetted so hard :/

logansargeant Oh so we're keeping secrets from each other now #fakefriend ↳ oscarpiastri @ logansargeant Sorry, did i forget the bit when you were there when we met or something 🙂

2cami4lina oh she let him in the studio, we're fucking done for

ausgp Some extra Aussie luck for the home race ↳ pi4str1 @ ausgp she's australian??? ↳ emptybottlos @pi4str1 do a simple google search first - the whole band is australian 🤡 they all grew up in sydney

piastri_lina but wait, the way i lowk manifested this... ↳ emptyb-aid @piastri_lina lock ur doors i fear i'm coming for you

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:

taglist @ririyulife

#f1 #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x oc #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri fanfic #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri smau #formula 1 fanfic #formula 1 smau #f1 fic #f1 smau #f1 imagine #f1 social media au

[dark-frosted-heart]

Villain's Festival 2024 - Roger Barel

This is one of two parts, though the second part's obtained through ranking.

As usual, can’t guarantee 100% accuracy on this

Roger: I’ll just get to the point. Pick me.

Following Victor’s explanation of the contest for the bonus,

That was the first thing Roger said to me when he came to my room.

Kate: The rule was that I needed to pick the one that stole my heart, you know?

Roger: Yeah. But knowing you, you’re gonna feel guilty about who you didn’t choose, right? I’m gonna use the bonus money to study curses. One of these days, it’ll help the cursed ones. You shouldn’t feel guilty about giving the bonus to one guy if something comes out of it.

Kate: Got it. I'll consider it.

Roger: Only consider? Not gonna agree to it?

Kate: If I agree to it now, I would be doing a disservice to everyone else. I’ll take what you said into consideration, but the winner’s supposed to be the one that steals my heart.

I couldn’t just bend the rules because of guilt.

When I told Roger about my decision to be fair to everyone, he laughed.

Roger: Oh…? So the lil’ lady wants me to steal your heart?

Kate: T-that’s not what I meant! I just want to follow the rules!

Roger: Getting defensive just makes you sound all the more suspicious, ya know?

Kate: I’m not getting defensive…!

Roger: Sure, sure. Then I’ll follow the rules and steal your heart fair and square.

Better prepare yourself.

–

The next morning, as I was getting ready for the day, a knock sounded on my door.

Kate: Yes? Come in.

When I opened the door while wondering who was on the other side, maids filed into my room one after another.

They brought in a dress and accessories, and began to dress me up.

Kate: Huh? Um, I didn’t request this, so why…

The maids stopped me in my confused state and finished in a flash.

Kate: Wow…

I looked elegant and beautiful in the mirror, just like a noble lady.

(I went along with it, but these clothes look luxurious…?)

(Considering the timing, it's likely that this was prepared by someone in Crown for the bonus contest.)

Roger: Oh, you got dressed.

Kate: Roger?!

While I was thinking about this and that, Roger appeared behind me.

The maids left with smiles on their faces when they saw Roger.

Roger: I don’t know much about fashion so I told the store clerk what ya looked like and had him pick stuff out…

Roger blatantly looks at me up and down.

Roger: Mm, nice, isn’t it?

Kate: Had it picked out…So you prepared this for me, Roger? But why?

Roger: What’d I say? I’m gonna steal your heart.

Kate: Is that so… Thank you.

Roger: So, how is it?

Kate: It’s lovely! It’s comfortable to wear…Though I’m sorry that you have to do all this.

Roger: As long as you like it…then it’s worth it? Though I’m curious about this.

He points at my chest.

Kate: Wha…! Where are you looking?

Roger: No, I’m not staring at your breasts! The neckline! Look at the design here.

Kate: You’re right…The design around the neckline is rather conservative.

Roger: I heard they left it bare like that for a brooch. I just so “happened” to forgot to buy some stuff, so let’s go shopping together.

I’m sure Roger’s lying about that.

(I can’t believe he has the audacity to make that up as an excuse to go on a date…)

(Roger’s familiar with these kinds of tricks, isn’t he?)

Roger: …What’s up?

Kate: N-nothing.

Roger: Really? Thought I saw something like disgust for a moment on your face there.

(I…can’t say that Roger’s experience with women doesn’t bother me in the slightest)

Kate: I was just contemplating on buying the most expensive thing in the store…

Roger: Why not? I’ll get ya whatever you want, even if it’s expensive.

Kate: O-okay… No take backs!

Roger’s generosity and experience with women had me feeling defeated…

We left and headed out into town.

#ikemen villains #ikevil #ikevil jp #ikevil translations #roger barel #ikevil roger

[channoticedmeuwu]

𝐓𝐗𝐓 𝐀𝐒 . . . (cliche) highschool romance tropes !!

🎧 𓈒 ◯ 𓏸 ﹒ ⭐ ﹒ ⌣⌣ ﹒ ☆

p : txt × fem!reader | g : fluffy fluff, slightly suggestive, cliche tropes 🫡 | w : suggestive sometimes? none really unless you consider fights a warning, not proofread

a/n : needed to get this out of my system lolll in love w hyuka rn.

🎧 — shy (eh o), loser lover, lotus, hula hoops, too many nights, mon amour, love is banned, BTBT

YEONJUN | BAD BOY × GOOD GIRL

came in my mind in the shower. yes. I just feel that yeonjun would def be the popular guy, carries around a leather jacket and has dyed hair and everything, and hangs out with his cool friends who skip class all the time etc etc. and then he sees you, so pretty and in the moment, and you're always so composed and kept to yourself that it's almost like an immediate form of intrigue for him. it's weird that he's so into you when you've never spoken. and he's like....wtf. it's like, exchanging prolonged glances during class and accidentally brushing against each other's shoulders while walking in the halls. you know that you, the well known rule follower, could never talk to someone like yeonjun, the well known rule breaker. and yet, you broke that self made rule for the first time when he came by your locker to give you a note and ask you to a date—which seemed so out of character for yeonjun. maybe you're the first one he'd follow traditional ideas for.

SOOBIN | ACADEMIC RIVALS

I said it before I'll say it again. SOOBIN ACADEMIC RIVALS AGENDA !! even wrote a whole fic 😭 I just think he's so neat as the school's pride and joy; has no trouble completing assignments and meets deadlines, and totally leaves the class speechless with how fast he finishes tests and exams. but then, his cool and calm persona breaks when he sees the class cheering for you during the timed group math assignment you have to do on dust boards. and he glances to his side of the board. how the fuck did you finish that before him? and so the unspoken rivalry continues as you tend to beat him more in assignments, draws being exclaimed for the both of you in awards supposed to be for one winner, and so on. and unspoken feelings tend to blossom when soobin finds himself growing weak at the scowl you make when you don't understand a question, or the proud smile you wear facing him yet again.

BEOMGYU | ROCKSTAR + finding each other in a raw moment

cuz I'm just a teenage dirtbag babyyy. giving rodrick heffley vibes. probably would put all his allowance in buying a guitar n amp. didn't take lessons so now he's on the road to self learning 💪💪 feminist !!!!! ok but all jokes aside, he'd be late to a practice, cycling on the empty road when he sees you, walking with an armful of books because unlike mr teenage dirtbag you actually take school seriously (do you see where I'm going with this?), and he'd miss a rock on the road, causing his bike to stumble and fall, crashing right into you. so now the two of you lay on the floor, joints scratched and head aching as you scowl at each other. "what the fuck, choi beomgyu?" and he'd see you, pretty as ever, in the evening light, cheeks pink in the most perfect way and hair perfectly set up; as if you were going somewhere. when he notices your tears. "are you crying?" and you look away, angry that you let it show.

"why do you care?" you would ask, irritated, collecting all the books you dropped and trying to rub your eyes clear of all tears, probably smudging some make up along the way. and beomgyu would help you, helping you dust your outfit and overly apologizing. he didn't understand who would hurt you, but it struck a nerve in him. enough to ask you what happened, and offered to cycle you home. he's already late to practice, so does it really matter if he misses it or not? and when he finally drops you home, you give him a hug, thanking him for being so sweet (after almost running you over 😒😒).

and maybe that pulls choi beomgyu's heartstrings to play an unfamiliar melody that echoed in the empty, sunlit streets as a small smiled plastered over his face, exchanging a glance before you shut the door behind you.

TAEHYUN | FAKE DATING

it just. makes sense. he's so not into you and you're so not into him. but holy shit, the rest of the school is. and you're like, let's give them what they want, right? esp when you want to get back at your ex for being such an ass to you during your breakup. y/n redemption arc but make it hotter. and taehyun was perfect, since he needed his friends to stop teasing him for being the only one who hasn't dated anyone yet. match made in hell, right? well, romantic feelings can be lucifer themselves, because when you and taehyun shared a secret (or not so secret) kiss right on the kitchen counter at yeonjun's party, shit turned weird. because last you recall, taehyun's scent wasn't lurking in your mind like it did that night, and he couldn't get the feeling of your lips smiling against him while the background blurred around him. and he distinctly remembers pushing a hand against the dozen cameras flashing around the two of you as all the people you tried to spite watched—as if you two were actually a thing. and god, explain the feeling of his heartbeat in his throat that he couldn't get rid of—as your eyes met, causing his mouth to go dry—if you guys were just acting?

a match made in hell, right?

HUENINGKAI | BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS + a lil ♡ triangle

he's the sweetest boy you've ever met, and he watches from afar, a sad glint in his eyes as you try to warm up to your crush, testing the waters with hyuka before you could attempt it on your crush. like, fuck, did you have to grab his tie like that, pull him close and ask "does this do anything or are you just choking?" do you even know what kind of effect you had on him? and hyuka would just sit in a corner, munch on a snack he bought as you would try to impress your crush yet again, only to receive a stupid “huh?” as a response.

hyuka had his moments, moments where he wanted to slap the shit out of the boy, and scream at him “SHE'S INTO YOU, GODDAMMIT!” and spell it out for the clueless asshole, as the more you'd advance at him the more apparently confused he'd get. you were convinced your crush was just dumb, because he couldn't straight up tell you that he's not into you, and seeing you sulk after every obvious hint you dropped riled hyuka up. and he was especially pissed the fuck off when he overheard your crush in the boys' bathroom laugh with his friends at how stupid you were for still trying, even though he was obviously playing dumb to keep you going, making you look stupider.

hueningkai was pissed; at you for not realizing how you deserve better, at your crush for being the biggest douchebag you've ever liked, at himself for not being able to control his heart whenever you were near him, at the fucking WORLD for making his life this complicated.

but maybe patience is the best virtue, because when your crush just laughed at you in front of all his friends when you confessed to him, hyuka has never felt better satisfaction than punching the asshole straight in the face, over and over and OVER again. maybe he ended up in the principal's office with a bloody hand and aching fingers, but it didn't matter next to your (ex)crush's busted lip and bleeding nose.

and it especially didn't matter when you hugged him after he got suspended, because, in his mind, if you'd never love him the same way he loved you, he was still the sweetest boy you've ever met.

txt : masterlist

main taglist (hmu to get added!) : @koishua @navyhyuck @allegxdly @daystiny  @kdyism  @neotism  @bluejaem  @radiorenjun  @sleepylixie @oifelixcmerebrou @mrkcore @imdamnconfused  @sicluvz @abhirami20 @tyongishs @emvrd @brxght-world

I’d appreciate if you’d give me a little feedback on the drabble if you read, whether it’s an ask, a reply or in the tags of the rb! Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed!

#choi yeonjun #choi soobin #choi beomgyu #kang taehyun #hueningkai #yeonjun #soobin #beomgyu #taehyun #yeonjun x reader #yeonjun x you #yeonjun x y/n #yeonjun angst #yeonjun fluff #txt yeonjun #soobin x reader #soobin x y/n #soobin x you #soobin angst #beomgyu x you #beomgyu x reader #beomgyu x y/n #beomgyu x female reader #beomgyu fluff #taehyun fluff #taehyun x y/n #taehyun x reader #hueningkai x y/n #hueningkai fluff #hueningkai x reader

[h-harleybaby]

Wrestler Cartman x reader

Literally writing this for someone specific because they’re like, my biggest fan at this point and I love them <333

I wrote this with that fem!wrestling manager reader in mind but it can be interpreted as gn reader. I don’t think I need to say this but all this is clearly aged up

NSFW CONTENT

• We know wrestlers are pretty strong, right? Yeah well Cartman’s a heavy weight so he’s not just a lil strong- HE’S S T R O N G

• He loves manhandling you, like a lot more than regular Cartman. It’s just so easy and FUCK THATS HOT

• A full Nelson is illegal in wrestling but like, he definitely puts you in the full Nelson position while y’all fuck 🤭

• Ngl I feel like that’s his favorite position and he gets a laugh out of it because he can’t do it during wrestling. Plus he just KNOWS you look so fucked out

• Bonus points if he does all of it in front of a mirror and whispers the filthiest fucking things in your ear while he makes you watch him fuck you

• Y’all know how I said Cartman gets super agitated and angry at tournaments? He hates losing a match but LOVES pulling you away after he lost and fucking you stupid because he’s so mad about losing

• Quickies are pretty often for y’all, after all he has a minimum of about 45 minutes until he has to wrestle again and sometimes he doesn’t want anything besides you

• Sometimes y’all don’t even have time to fuck because ya know, there’s other wrestlers you have to tend to so he goes for the next best thing. Face fucking ✨

• Not a blowjob, face fucking. He’s so rough with it sometimes that it’s not a blowjob anymore and it’s straight up face fucking

• Cartman gets sooooo frustrated if y’all start making out all angry after he loses a match and then you’re pulling away for another wrestlers match

• Also I feel like I have to mention, usually all this happens in the guys locker room and y’all have to be EXTREMELY careful because there’s wrestlers coming in and out all the time

• Ofc y’all don’t ALWAYS fuck at tournaments, sometimes it gets too busy or there’s not enough privacy or ya know, he’s too distracted. That doesn’t mean y’all don’t fuck though

• Can guarantee that tournament days are usually days when y’all fuck

• Anyways, tournaments usually end SUPER SUPER late, even the ones that are split between 2 days. So sleepy sex is another thing that happens between you two often

• Usually sleepy sex is more sweet and gentle rather than at tournaments where he’s really rough so that’s really nice

• Hehehe giggling over how Cartman would definitely wear a few of the wrestling medals he’s earned over the season while he fucks you

• He’s a winner and he likes to remind you that he is, and likes to remind you of just HOW he won those medals

• I feel like he wrestles you but it’s more of a play wrestle than anything. It usually ends up in him pinning you down and having his way with you (ofc consensually) though

• Because of that ^^ over time he started getting a boner while wrestling because he was reminded of you literally ALL THE TIME while doing it

• It’s definitely super funny to Cartman though because it always scares his opponents and catches them off guard so he can win. I mean, win by any means necessary right?

Ignore spelling mistakes this was just a super quick thing I threw together to feed y’all

#h harleybaby needs help #harley won’t shut her mouth #mom come get harley she’s rambling #south park x reader #south park x reader headcanons #south park x y/n #south park x you #south park x reader smut #eric cartman x reader #cartman x reader #eric cartman smut #eric cartman x y/n #wrestler cartman #harley’s fav posts

[fictional-idol-tournament]

The two idols with the most votes will go on to compete against the two idols with the most votes from Part 1 of the Love Live! pre-liminary round. The two winners of that will compete in the bracket.

Propaganda under the cut:

Lanzhu Zhon

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2P818AAOn8

Nozomi Tojo

- she is the backbone of her group! she's so caring and is always looking out for her friends and giving them advice. also she's super cute and i love her a whole lot and her and eli are happily married in my heart. the best idol ever who deserves the entire world. also the reason for snow halation which is one of the greatest idol songs of all time

- Look at her.

- I had a crush on her when I was 16

Hanamaru Kunikida

- Adorable girl with cute voice and is terrible with technology.

- JUST. LISTEN TO HER OK. SHE'S SO CUTE AND HER SINGING VOICE/EVERYTHING THEY HAVE HER SING IS P E R F E C T I O N . Franchisewide best girl, send tweet.

Honoka Kousaka

No propaganda submitted.

Mia Taylor

- She loves cheeseburgers and baseball and New York, and weirdly enough I also love all those things!!!!!!!!

#polls #pre-tournament #lanzhu zhon #nozomi tojo #love live! #love live #love live sunshine #love live nijigasaki #hanamaru kunikida #honoka kousaka #mia taylor

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Hi! Ive been interested in your RoR work for the last month and since ur asks are ready im literally wondering how RoR gods would take care of child!reader

Like: How they found them, when their family / friends found out I wonder 😳

You can just do their daily lives if this is too much.

I really want thor to be in this rn i wonder how he takes care of a child (If u want too but thats really prefered)

-A & T.

-Eve straightened your shirt for the day, “Are you ready for parent’s day, Y/N?” you beamed up at her, nodding, “I am Mama Eve!”

-Since your family was so large, you called everyone by their name, like papa, big brother, big sister, mama, and grampy, but that one was for Zeus only.

-Your kindergarten class was having parent’s day again, having two a month, so parents could see how their child interacted with others.

-Since you had so many parental figures, you couldn’t bring them all, not after the first time when you did when Loki and Raiden almost got into a fight with another father after he insulted you, calling you an orphan leech, since your family was so wealthy, mainly due to half of them being gods and the other half being famous people of history!

-Now they took turns, drawing lots ahead of time, only two going at a time, not that you minded, mainly because your friends, your other classmates, didn’t care that you had such a big family, as many realized it meant lots of love for you and even more birthday cake!

-For today, the winner was Thor, and you’ve been looking forward to it ever since he won.

-You ran downstairs and squealed as Nikola swept you up into his arms, “There’s my favorite Y/N!” you giggled, hugging him as he carried you over to your spot at the table, sitting you down between Poseidon and Jack, both men greeting you warmly as you stood on your chair, pecking them both on the cheek.

-Once you were sitting down, Rangriz brought you your breakfast, toast with a fried egg on top and cherry tomatoes and apple juice, and you chowed down.

-Brushing your teeth was next before grabbing your bag and saying goodbye to everyone, joining Thor at the door.

-You held onto his hand, making him hunch over for a while as you chatted happily, “And after lunch we get free time!” he smiled warmly down at you, you being one of the only ones he shows his real emotions to, agreeing.

-Thor was well received by the kids, who all remember him and greeted him warmly, making him smile as he greeted a few of them in return.

-The children showed their parents the newest art project, with you not being an exception, showing Thor your crayon drawings of your family, just the heads, and he chuckled softly, patting your head, “Loki will want to put in on the fridge.” Your bright eyes nearly blinded him from his praise.

-Once lunch was eaten, you and Thor both having a packed lunch from Eve and Parvati, sitting together under the big tree, having a mini picnic with the other parents and children.

-Snorts of laughter were heard from your family when Thor walked in, your backpack slung over his shoulder and you passed out in his arms, your clothes covered in grass stains and dirt, you had a lot of fun after lunch.

-Parvati changed you into some clean clothes before letting you sleep for a bit.

-When you got back up and found yourself at home you ran downstairs to greet everyone, giving each of them a hug, Thor included.

-Ares then spoke over to Loki and Kojiro, “Do you guys want to go out and get a T-R-E-A-T?”

-You turned, your eyes narrowing up at him slightly, you weren’t good at spelling yet, something they all knew and you were quick to catch the grins on the faces of the other two men, as they knew you would be excited, but didn’t want you getting wired beforehand.

-Adam rolled his eyes lightly, finding it amusing, “Don’t tease Y/N.” Loki just snickered as Kojiro came over and picked you up, smiling as you hugged him around his neck.

-After getting ice cream, something you were super excited for, you rode on Ares’ shoulders on the way back, telling them about the fun stuff you got to do at Parent’s Day with Thor.

-Kojiro was grinning up at you, as he went last time with Hades, and Ares and Loki were both hoping to be the next ones chosen to go.

-You helped Parvati make dinner, using cookie cutters to cut carrot slices, grinning at her and Durga, who was making sure you weren’t going to fall off the stool.

-Bath time was a gamble, there were days you didn’t want to take a bath, other times you didn’t want to get out, and rarely, you behaved, for the most part.

-Shiva was your bath wrangler and you had fun as he gave you rubber duckies to play with, to keep you distracted, he was one the few who could give you a bath without getting soaked, only because he had experience with Ganesha.

-After your bath and brushing your teeth you ran to Odin with your story book, wanting him to read to you tonight and he chuckled softly, pulling you up onto his lap and read you the next chapter in your story book.

-When Adam came to collect you, you were already dozing, your head bobbing lightly and he tucked you in, letting you hold his hand as you asked him questions, “What’s a hedgehog?” he was always amused with your late night questions, “A little animal covered in little spikes that eats bugs.”

-He tried not to laugh at your disgusted face, as you hated bugs, answering your other questions as you slowly nodded off more and more until you were out.

-Adam pecked your forehead and pulled your blankets up, before turning your light off and left the door cracked, just a bit, “Goodnight, Y/N.”

#record of ragnarok #ror x reader #ror thor #ror adam #ror jack the ripper #ror kojiro sasaki #ror eve #ror parvati #ror shiva

[buzzyb33]

Hey can I request a KSI imagine where he's pissed off after he loses in his fight so we his gf take him back to our hometown and show him around and help him relax and by the end he's smiling again and proposes saying we make him the happiest xx

Really?

Prompt: in request so..

Warnings: swearing,

I sat at the front row of JJs match with Tommy fury next to Tobi, I leaned forward slightly and

JJ through the punches; I chewed my bottom lip as I watched.

Overall, just from watching him fight it seemed like he was going to win on defence and clean punches, I leaned forward and held my breath as the fight goes on.

I look over at Josh and Freya then back to the ring.

By the fifth round, I was pretty certain he was going to win.

I’d dressed all pretty tonight, I said I’d take him back to Brighton today, I was wearing a pair of black tight fitting jeans, white air forces, a black tube top and a white linen oversized button up shirt, non of the buttons up.

I inhale and lean in my seat as the announcer starts talking as the sixth round ends.

"he had more clear hits.. surely.."

I bite my lip as the announcer starts talking.

“By unanimous decision.. the winner of the match with KSI and Tommy fury.. is.. TOMMY FURY!!” He grins as half of the crowd cheer and half grumble- me included.

I zone out slightly as all the boys get up to congratulate JJ on his almost-win i stay seated.

Tonight I was taking him back to Brighton to meet my family for the second time, he’d been before but not really had the time to indulge it like I did growing up.

I see his eyes meet mine and I smile gently at him.

He half smiles back.

I sigh as Ethan, faith, Josh, Freya, Simon, Talia and Vikk head to the bar Tobi stays with me for a minute.

“Are you two doing something?” He asks as the cameras split between him and Tommy.

“We’re going down to Brighton to see my mom and brothers again, we’re staying for a day or two then coming back down for your video? And then I dunno.” I reply as I look at him and lean further into my seat.

Tobi nods and leans back as well.

“You looking forward to it?” He asks gently and I nod.

Out of all of JJ’s friends, me and Tobi got along best.

“Sentimental of such, you know? It’s nice having h-him in Brighton with me and for me, you know?”

Tobi nods and smiles.

I stand up and head around the back as our train is soon.

I scoot around the back and wipe my forehead, I walk ahead and slam into a tall man.

“Sorry-“ he cuts me off.

“And where do you think you’re going, little lady?” He asks, a rough British accent evident.

I look around and gulp.

“T-to see my boyfriend- we have a train- I’m sorry for bumping into you-“ he cuts me off again.

“And who’s your boyfriend?” He scoffs, snarling down at me.

“JJ-“ “nice try- out!” He takes my wrist and I start protesting.

“No- he is! I can show you videos and ph-“

“Y/n?” I look around and make eye contact with JJ, he sees the look on my face and walks over to me and the man.

“Is there a problem?” He says as he snatches my wrist out of his hand, he adjusted me behind him as he looked at the man, the two at similar eye levels.

“Uh- this girl was- trying to get in, I apologise for being rough-“ JJ scoffs.

“She was coming to get me, if you don’t mind- come on n/n.” He grumbles and gently pulls me with him to his changing room.

“Sorry about him.” He says as he sits down and wipes his face.

“Hm? Oh ‘s okay.. you fought great.” I smile and he smiles back.

“I’m gonna go shower then we’ll go to the station, okay?”

I smile and stand up, I hug his bare waist gently and kiss his lips.

He kisses me back and smiles.

He then goes into the door to the left and I sit down on my phone.

There’s a knock at the door a couple minutes later.

“Uh- mr. Olatunji?” A man asks as I open the door.

“Oh- uh- you’re Y/n? Is- mr Olatunji here?” He asks as he rubs the back of his neck.

This kid was no older than 21.

“He’s showering, you can tell me, what is it?” I smile gently and he smiles back just nervously.

“Yeah- your limousine is outside- so- yeah..” he says as he adjusts his blazer.

I look at him.

“What’s your name?” I ask and mean in the doorframe.

“What? Uh? Me? My name is- Aaron, sorry I’m just.. a bit nervous.” He says and exhales.

“That’s okay, what’s your job description?” I ask with a small smile.

“I’m an assistant of the manager to misfits- well one of the 4 assistants.” He says with a calmer tone.

I nod.

“Well thank you, Aaron, me and JJ should be ready soon, could you tell the drive to wait 15 minutes?” He nods as he walks off.

JJ gets out the shower and takes his shower cap off, putting in a button down white shirt and some black trousers.

I stand up and link my arm with his.

He smiles down at me.

“We’re going to see the boys quickly then go, Kay?” He asks as we leave his changing room and head up to the VIP bar.

We go up and he hugs his friends as I sit with talia and Tobi.

Later on, when we were in the limousine, we was talking quietly as I leaned into him.

“You okay, JJ?” I say softly as I hold his arm.

He nods.

I smile and he exhales.

When we got out of the limousine and into our private booth on the train he lay his head on my lap, and closed his eyes.

It was a 3 hour ride to Brighton so I couldn’t blame him.

I went on my phone and liked Twitter posts and replied to some, I replied to some emails and sorted out an interview I had later on in the month.

I sighed, feeling bad for JJ, he should of won the fight, he had the possession of clean hits, and already, it’d been circulating around Twitter how Tommy had paid.

I lean my head back and exhale.

I close my eyes and drift into sleep.

JJ woke me up around 2 hours later saying we were two stops away.

I smile and take note of his face.

“Come here…” I mumble and pull him into a hug.

He hugs me back tightly, inhaling my scent and nuzzling into my shoulder.

“I love you, n/n..” he murmurs into my shoulder and holds my waist tighter.

I smiled and hugged him tighter in return. “Awe.. I love you too..” I say in a soft tone back.

“You ready?”I ask as he nods.

When we get off the train we’re about an hour from sunset and I smile.

“I’ll show you around, yeah? Like.. where I used to go as a kid?” I pondered.

“Yeah.. okay.” He said as he kissed my forehead and stretched his arms above his head.

Growing up, my family was far from poor, but, my father wasn’t present he lived in the other side of Brighton, saw us for holidays and paid double the child support, along with still half the rent. And my mom being a nurse brought in money too so we basically lived on the sea front.

I showed him the pubs and parks I went too, the basic sight sees of the place and went to a late night Ice cream store.

I smiled as we walked along the almost empty pebble beach, the sun just setting.

“Did you enjoy what I showed you?” I questioned as I finish my ice cream and wipe my mouth.

I look up at him and he’s just smiling goofily.

“Yeah- yeah I did, it was.. a nice look into your life.. you know?” He smiles back.

I hum in response.

“By the way..” I say as I take my phone out of my pocket, letting go of his hand.

I turn to him “sorry about my brothers.. he was at my dads last time you came by, and same when my mother came down, so.. he’ll be very excited to meet you.”

I smile and he nods, bringing my face in his hands and kissing my gently.

I loosely wrap my arms around his neck and giggle.

I put my forehead on his shoulder as we pull away.

“I don’t think I deserve you, n/n..” he mutters quitely and kisses my forehead again.

JJ hasn’t said something that had made me flush in a while.

I feel my face heat up and smile.

“Don’t say that.. I don’t deserve you..”

I pull away and go to take a picture of the sunset.

I smile and turn back around to JJ but when I do, my voice gets caught in my throat.

He’s on one knee, he has a ring in between his index and thumb, a ring I’d gushed over a couple years ago in Ibiza, it had an intricate pattern, with a diamond in the middle which he’d replaced with a real one, it was almost on a pedestal.

I opened my mouth in an empty gasp.

“Y/n L/n, you’ve been by my side for almost nine years now, will.. you do me the honour of being my wife, me your husband, you make me the happiest man alive, so please, will you marry me?”

I stutter as tears prick at my eyes.

“JJ- really? Y-yes!” I squeal loudly as he stands up with a nervous laugh, still his iconic one.

I bring his lips to mine in an almost desperate passion.

He smiles into the kiss before deepening it.

I snake one arm around his neck and the other on his chest, getting on my tip toes.

He holds his arms on my lower back, the case of the ring still in his hand. as the sun keeps falling, encasing us in light darkness.

We pull away and he lets out his signature giggle, slipping the ring on my finger. I wipe my eyes.

I look back up at him and laugh.

I hug him again.

“I love you JJ…” I say in a smooth tone as I take his hand.

“I love you too..”

We walk to my childhood home and as I shut the door he’s swarmed by my three little brothers.

“You’re- oh n/n! You’re dating KSI??” He gasps as he stands up straight, looking into his eyes.

He laughs as my mother shoos them off.

“Y/n, JJ, nice to see you again.. there’s food in the microwave for you two but I’ll give you some.. time..” she says and as I look back at her she winks.

We head up to my childhood room and I k sit on my bed with him.

I tiredly lean my head against his shoulder and wrap my arms around his arm.

I close my eyes briefly.

He smiles and lays us both down, I nuzzle into his chest and close my eyes.

“N/n, ‘s okay if I tell the boys, yeah?”

I let out a hum in response And he nods, to presumably message the group chat of the troops that he’s engaged

I nuzzle and cuddle into him and fall asleep, he does too and we’re left in a tangle of tied limbs, sleeping with a beating chest and adrenaline pumped blood and flushed faces.

The fell asleep engaged.

A/n: I’m sorry for the delay, this was acting up for a bit so I had to finish it on the notes app 😭🙏🏽

Anyway that’s why there is a bigger gap between paragraphs half way through so..

Also! I’ll have the josh Fic out soon thank you for this request, please REQUEST MORE.

#sidemen x y/n #sidemen x reader #sidemen #ksi x reader #ksi #jj olatunji #miniminter #tobijzl #josh zerkaa #behzinga #vikkstar123 #harry wroetoshaw #youtuber x reader #YouTube

[black-salt-cage]

Stimboard Prompt Game Vote #1

You find yourself walking down a black, lightless path blind to what awaits before you. As if it sensed your incoming presence, several bright lights shine before you. As you rub your eyes trying to adjust to the sheer brightness before you, you make out the shapes of stones floating in front of you, each one with a unique appearance, a unique prism, a unique path...

. . . which path shall you take?

The First Stone - An oddly warped and shaped stone with splotches of many different colors on it. Holding it fills you with the desire for victory and a yearning to create unforgettable and fun memories of battling your friends in harmless s p l a t a s t i c fun.

The Second Stone - A stone with a jagged slash marked into it by a noble w a r r i o r from countless moons ago. Holding it fills you with strength, makes you aware of the responsibility you are capable of upholding, and the honor of protecting your kin.

The Third Stone - A division of black and white marks this stone in perfect symmetry, though put off by a somewhat foreboding red mark on it. Holding it fills you with a startling, deeply powerful mixture of h o p e a n d d e s p a i r you must coexist with.

The Fourth Stone - A purple stone with a pink heart shape placed in the center. Holding it fills you with love, joy, and a strong desire to strengthen the f r i e n d s h i p s you will always cherish.

The First Stone's theme - Splatoon series The Second Stone's theme - Warriors series The Third Stone's theme - Danganronpa series The Fourth Stone's theme - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

At the end of this poll's duration a new stimboard prompt game will be announced depending on which stone is the winner/most voted.

#uhm hi hello. this is something I've been working on for a bit. I've got a lot of plans. Hope you guys like it! #I'm hoping to do this again in the future. in the meantime though #under the cut will contain the “cheatsheet” for what each vote counts for jic someone doesn't understand the references #This post will also be reblogged once a day during the entire poll duration period (1 week) #misc post #poll time #polls #stimblr #stimboard prompt game #stimboard prompt game vote #stimboard game #stimboard #stimboards

[lesbiansloveseokjin]

day 24/639 of yoongi's military service

this selca was posted on 130628 with the caption:

To Music Bank Go go go!!! Since it's raining be careful when you come~~!! eungkyakya

(trans cr: Iraide @ bts-trans)

fancafe post from that day:

Helloooooo it's Suga eungkyakya Hello it's Suga It's been a while, this is the man who doesn't leave a sign that he visited the fancafe and only reads posts, Suga eungkyakya Are you all doing well in this hot weather?? :) We're always able to do fighting-filled performances thanks to every one of you cheering us on keke Have you all sent in a fanclub name? I myself sent in a name but got disqualified faster than the speed of light.  I can't catch up with my loves' creativity :(  I'm having trouble choosing because all the name suggestions are s~o original and witty eungkyakya I hope for lots of suggestions and congratulations to the winner who won't be me...I should have done Think Big* when I was younger, I regret it now :( 슙슙  Thank you for the energetic cheers and and I'm not kidding when I say this but I think our schedules aren't as hard as they usually would be because I get to hear my loves' voices!! I love you, my loves~~ ps. See you later at Music Bank~~ eungkyakya

ps2. This is a photo of my loves at Show Champion, I always love you and am thankful for you all~ (I uploaded a smaller picture for privacy reasons ^^)  ps3. Why did my post get deleted? :( the fancafe doesn't like me...kekekeke

(T/N *Think Big = a series of educational books in Korea - trans cr: Christie @ bts-trans)

 #방탄소년단 June 28th! the 1st fansign that will start in a while! please, check the announcement of the sur~prise event :-)

(trans cr: Iraide @ bts-trans)

No More Dream performance from that day:

bonus pics from 130827-130628:

#not yoongi calling us 'my loves' again and again #he's such a sweetheart #yoongi #suga military countdown #130628 #no more dream #on stage #Youtube #min yoonkiss

[danses-with-dogmeat]

2000 Followers Celebration!!!

& Fallout Alphabet Poll End Results!

Hey all, so the secret is out! (Kinda) But all these past polls have been the prelude to my 2K Followers Celebration BONANZA. (That's not the official title, I just wanted to use the word BONANZA).

Anyway, a HUGE, MASSIVE thank you to every single one of you folks who are a part of this little community and who've supported me and my fanfiction writing journey for the past few years (which is crazy that it's been that long, omg.) But I love and appreciate you all SO MUCH and am absolutely baffled that I've made it to this. I thought 100 was crazy, then I thought 1K was crazy and then it just kept on going! Ahh, I'm just so so so glad that there's a thriving Fallout community out here of amazing writers, artists, and fans that are still so involved 😊

I don't know what I would do without this space, so thank you all for being a part of it <3

ANYWAY (x2) Here are the final results to all 22 polls that I posted, with more event details just below!

So I've posted the 1st place winners, 2nd place, and then a 3rd "runner up" position that will only be filled by non-companion npcs, just to give them a chance to shine, and me a chance to write for some folks I'm not as used to. For the purposes of the 2k event, I will only be using the 1st place winners for the 'prompts' (which I'll explain in another post), and then a few of the 2nd placers and (almost) all of the runner ups will be used in ANOTHER upcoming event that I'm going to start prepping for (because I'm an insane person).

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A:

1st: Arcade Israel Gannon

2nd: Arthur Maxson

3rd: Dr. Amari

B:

1st: Benny Gecko

2nd: Butch Deloria

3rd: Beatrix Russell

C:

1st: Charon

2nd: Craig Boone

3rd: Caesar

D:

1st: Deacon

2nd: Danse

3rd: Dazzle

E:

1st: ED-E

2nd: Easy Pete

3rd: Edward Deegan

F:

1st: Fawkes

2nd: Fahrenheit

3rd: Fantastic

G:

1st: Gob

2nd: Glory

3rd: Gary(s)

H:

1st: Robert Edwin House

2nd: Harold

3rd: Harkness

I/O:

1st: Old Longfellow

2nd: Captain Ironsides

3rd: Oliver Swanick

J:

1st: John Hancock

2nd: Joshua Graham

3rd: Julie Farkas

K:

1st: The King

2nd: KL-E-O

3rd: Kent Connolly

L:

1st: Lily Bowen

2nd: Legate Lanius

3rd: Red Lucy

M:

1st: Mysterious Stranger

2nd: Magnolia

3rd: Moira Brown

N:

1st: Nick Valentine

2nd: No Bark Noonan

3rd: Nate/Nora

P:

1st: Preston Garvey

2nd: Primm Slim

3rd: Pickman

Q/U/X:

1st: Ulysses

2nd: X6-88

3rd: Dr. Usanagi

R:

1st: Raul Alphonse Tejada

2nd: Robert Joseph MacCready

3rd: Rotface

S:

1st: Sunny Smiles

2nd: Sturges

3rd: Swank

T:

1st: Three Dog

2nd: Tinker Tom

3rd: Travis Miles

V:

1st: Veronica Santangelo

2nd: Victor

3rd: Vulpes Inculta

W:

1st: Whitechapel Charlie

2nd: Wiseman

3rd: Winthrop

Y/Z:

1st: Yes Man

2nd: Captain Zao

3rd: Yefim Bobrov

#fallout event poll #secret event #2k event #2k followers #fallout 3 #fallout 4 #fallout new vegas #fallout #fallout companions #fallout npc #2k celebration

[chi---nu]

I have officially reached 50 followers and now it's time for an art raffle!

WARNING: THIS RAFFLE HAS ALREADY ENDED.

I want to thank everybody who followed my blog, yall are insane, this is my first tumblr blog that has actually grown

The rules are the following:

– You have to be following me in order to participate

– You have to reblog this post

–I will NOT, I repeat, I will N O T draw ANYTHING related to NSFW, I am a MINOR, if whoever wins asks me to draw NSFW they will be INSTANTLY BLOCKED

– I will only draw stuff related to my current fandom(Cult of the Lamb)

– The winner has to respond within 24h after I dm them, if they don't I will reroll the winner

– The raffle lasts until the 5th day of November

Really hope to see a good chunk of people participating in this! :D

If you're new, you can see examples of my art around my blog, most of it is my art, the other half is just me talking about random stuff

#glabe #glabe the lobster #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl oc #cult of the lamb oc #art raffle #50 followers #thank you all so much #yall are insane

[sapporo-division]

A-ah! Miss Kanade-san ( @kyoto-division ), over here! i-it’s me Sh-shujo Yoichi, the journalist I interview you since round 1? I j-just um......wanted to say congratulations for being this year M-m-miss Hypmic winner. I remember you’ve won s-since first and fifth round a-and......n-now you’ve got the most points again, d-doesn’t it sound crazy? I d-don’t know how the universe favors you b-but it’s like you were destined to win a-and.....a-and I’m happy for you (aww man I want to say something else but I don’t have the right words to say and I’m too nervous) of course I was paying attention to the pageant and not secretly hiding myself at the backstage, playing video games on my IPhone the whole time hahaha....*clears his throat* a-anyway um......that’s how I know. C-c-could you share your thoughts of being the w-winner? Your answers will be added t-to the newspaper especially on social media!

a-and o-o-one last thing, w-would you want to say something to the audience and e-everyone who’ve been watching the pageant at home via TV, u-um.....a-atleast from your own region?

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N-now that I’m done with M-Miss Kanade......um......this next interview is for other c-contestants who’ve lost to Miss Kanade:

@shinagawa-division @sagadivision @okinawa-division @uenodivision @minato-division03 @gion-division @saitama-division @edogawa-division @akihabara-division03 @gion-division

B-but it’s ok, you all have been putting...uh......so much work and effort with your t-talents in every round I’m order to win and.....I guess this year wasn’t your time is what I-I could say.... Even still! I still want to congratulate you for your hard work. Y-you girls um......make the best and eventful performance in the whole Japan. Ok......for this last interview, I want to hear your t-thoughts and experiences throughout each rounds and also....um....oh! how do you feel about Miss Kanade being the winner this year? Are you going to prepare yourself in taking the throne on next years pageant?

One last thing before it’s over, d-do you want to say something to the audience and everyone who’ve been watching the pageant at home via TV, a-atleast from your own region?

It is nice to meet you and congratulations to everyone who participate Miss Hypmic 2023! you girls were very pretty and amazing......ok GOODBYE *bows down politely and dashes away*

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(Phew....finally the pageant is over. Now I can give this story to my boss then I can go home, eating Cheetos while watching TV. This will be the first last pageant I’ve ever been assigned......)

#hypmic oc #hypnosis mic oc #hypmic #hypnosis mic #yoichi shujo #miss hypmic 2023 #miss hypmic event #last interview

[moonjxsung]

ooh what colour/design is the cardigan :o oh yeah I feel that T^T I really want to get back into pyrography at some point! HAHA BAND NERDS TGT FR (wahhhh thank youuuu) AND YEAHHH I LOVE work cause the community is so tight knit and it's a really healthy workplace with lots of benefits and an awesome boss :) I've been told by professional, award winning actors who were adjudicating the competitions I was in that I should go into film and I was like WHO ME??? I REALLY miss acting SOSOSOSOSO much and def want to keep it around in my life ^-^ SO good to hear your weekend is going well ^w^ Mine is filled with studying but we push through 💪

🌱

It’s a black n white patchwork cardigan w olive green trim !!!! If I ever finish it I will post pics here but I DID make a mini cardigan for Pickles the frog™️ which is like the only crochet project I have finished start to end…… shameful 😔

FILM STARS TOLD YOU TO GET INTO FILM???? HELLO???????,,.!.?//!:!?? Remember me when your win your first Oscar frfr bestie 🫶 THAT’S INSANE oh my god keep me posted if you ever go back to film or acting or something THAT’S MADDDDD COOL you guys are all so talented I am FLABBERGASTED ‼️‼️ I have a future Oscar winner in my inbox u guys. No biggie !

I HOPE U HAD A GOOD WEEKEND ANGEL HAVE THE BEST WEEK AND GOOD LUCK AT WORK ILY ILY

#🌱 anon #ask

[beesorcery]

ASTROBLEME I’M LOVING EVERY MINUTE A S T WHO KNEW I HAD THIS THIRST TO THINK THAT I MIGHT WIN IT IS ASTOUNDING NEWS AND I’M ABOUT TO BURST R O HOW WONDERFUL IT FEELS TO STAND SO CLOSE TO FIRST B L E I’LL MAKE IT HAPPEN AND NOT AS PREVIOUSLY RECKONED CAUSE I WILL NOT COME IN SECOND I HATE TO COME IN SECOND YES I DO YES I DO YES I DO YES I DO I WILL NOT COME IN SECOND M E ASTROBLEME THAT IS CORRECT MISS OSTROVSKY ELANGUESCENCE AM I A RED SOCK OR A YANKEE WHO WILL COME IN SECOND PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF ME AND NO ONE REALLY LIKES ME I WON’T COME IN SECOND HEY OLIVE DON’T THINK I’M DISTRACTED BY YOUR EYES OR YOUR SMILE OR YOUR HAIRDO OH THE THINGS I DO NOT DARE DO MY FEARS WERE ODIOUS AND FECUND YOU WILL NOT OUT RANK ME I WON’T WAVE MY HANKIE SECOND I WON’T COME IN SECOND WHO WILL COME IN SECOND SECOND ELANGUESCENCE E L A N G U E S S E N C E ELANGUESCENCE DING I’M SORRY THAT IS INCORRECT THE CORRECT SPELLING IS E L A N G U E S C E N C E ELANGUESCENCE NOW REMEMBER NO SPELLER CAN WIN ON ANOTHER SPELLER’S MISTAKE MR BARFEE MUST SPELL THIS NEXT WORD RIGHT TO TAKE THE PUTNAM BEE ARE YOU READY WILLIAM YES THANK YOU DOUG YOUR WORD IS WELTANSCHAUUNG WELTANSCHAUUNG YES OF COURSE MEANING ONE’S PHILOSOPHY PERSPECTIVE THE WAY YOU SEE THE WORLD THAT IS CORRECT WELTANSCHAUUNG W E L TAN S C H A U YOU DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO AHH DOO DOO DOO AHH DOO DOO DOO DAHHH I FEEL I’M IN MY GLORY BUT SHOULD I COME IN SECOND MAMA I MADE A FRIEND BUT WILL I COME IN SECOND I’LL LOSE AND THAT’S THE STORY IS SECOND FOR ME BUT WE ARE EQUALS MA WHERE NEITHER CONDESCEND MY FEARS WERE ODIOUS AND FECUND I AM I AM FINE WITH SECOND I CAN LIVE WITH SECOND YES FOREVER EVER ALWAYS SECOND WILL I COME IN SECOND WILL I COME IN S C H A U YOU IT’S OKAY BARF U N G WELTANSCHAUUNG WE HAVE A WINNER CHAMPION JUST SENSATIONAL CHAMPION REPRESENTATIONAL CHAMPION AT THE PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE

#when the second emotion hits 😳‼️⁉️🤣2️⃣

[mad-iska]

Golden boy

Coco crossover won in the poll even though it was with 0 votes for the first couple of days! you go coco crossover i believe in you!!! also i lied to you 'cause it's happened to be T, not Gen and also they get together in the end. i wrote it a long time ago, sowwy... Pairing: Manny Calavera x Domino Hurley

Crossover with Pixar's "Сосо"

Summary: Somebody always losing, somebody always winnig, but Manny isn't sorrow loser and Domino... Well, yeah, Domino the undisputed winner for life, sue him.

Warnings: hurt/comfort, slight angst, mention of death, skeleton kissing, Domino being smug af, Manny being smitten, opponents to lovers question mark

Word Count: 1,2k

A/N: i wrote this 4 (o my lord 4!!!) years ago in kinda desperate attempt to befriend my now partner 4 life babyyyyy (it's @vschs), BUT also because i really enjoyed the game and this two morons. All this time it was hidden in our DMs, but i finally translated this piece of fiction! so another 3 people can read it! damn, so cool! as always, english is my second language, calamino is my OTP. that’s it, that’s all you need to know. enjoy~

Gold surrounds us all while we are in the world of the dead. It drives someone crazy, someone to the grave, while others can only dream about it. The luckiest ones always carry gold with them all the time - in their hair, eyes or, most importantly, in their hearts. The golden shade is recognized as the embodiment of wealth, elegance and importance.

But in the world of the dead, this shade can take a completely different meaning for many. Painful and terrifying enough to wish for quick death again. Of course, not for everyone. Even in the afterlife, people continue to be divided into winners and losers. Domino wears gold cufflinks, and Manny trembles at night from the wave of pain and brightly golden light that blinded him in the same moment as he reluctantly opens his eyes.

The pack of cigarettes, which Hurley occasionally hands to his former colleague, also has a golden tint. Although it's just a fake to look richer and to make the buyer feel important - Calavera starts spitting and holding back the urge to vomit, which appeared on the back of his brain (if it's even still in his skull). It seems that if he ever goes crazy, he will only repeat one phrase, like the damned Frankenstein. Only the word "fire" will be replaced by "gold."

But Manny is not afraid of this or of death again. The former employee of the funeral bureau is terrified only at the thought of telling someone about it, that they may think he's weak. It's easier for him to die alone, leaving everyone in ignorance of where this pile of bones went. Although, he doesn't even pull on the heap – may be a small pile can accumulate due to a large skull. Therefore, he endures the daily glimpses of cufflinks and packs of cigarettes, smiling, trying to hide his disgust, diverting his gaze from someone's golden tooth, begin to breathe heavily and too slowly at the sight of a pile of gold coins lying on barrels, while his neighbors play cards on them, and politely refusing the invitation.

Gold causes pain. Remember that, Calavera.

Therefore, Domino, who visits him for hell knows why, causes the pain.

The initial goal is clear - to make fun of the fact that, again, his office is better, life is more fun, and the view from the window is more beautiful. That he's the golden boy again.

But now he calmly sits down next to the small bench near the wooden house, which has its own charm, unlike the neighboring houses. Manuel Calavera still has a sense of dignity, so both inside and outside the house, it looks more presentable than the entire pier put together. His frequent guest hesitated a few times, admitting this, snorting and flicking ashes into the water. Domino always offers him a cigarette or a drink, asks if his favorite scythe is dull, whether Meche has come. And he laughs less and less loudly every time he hears the answer "Of course not. As well as to you. What else did you expect?"

A couple of times, they caught themselves sitting too close, justifying it by coastal breeze. But they can't feel cold, right? At least not physically.

Something strange happens every day near the little house on the pier belonging to a funeral director.

The day comes when the glow catches Manny not in a dream, but quite openly, in front of the crowd. Although, can a couple of card players and, damn it, Domino be called a crowd? The latter frowns for a while, then grimaces with anger and throws an unfinished cigar at the fish feed.

"What jokes are these, Calavera?" he hisses, suddenly grabbing other's shoulder and squeezing it so hard that it could have left a bruise on the bone if it were possible.

"Go away, I'm not obliged to explain anything to you. I need to lie down… " the skeleton tries to stand up, but the stronger hand still holds him sitting on the bench, pressing so hard that it could break.

"No, you'll explain it to me. What the hell are you shining like a damn Christmas tree for?"

"You know what it means. Let me go, or I'll hit you," the tone suddenly changes from neutral to firm. Although, because of this, there is a hoarseness in his voice - being firm is also a difficult task for someone who is exhausted by pain.

"And you didn't need a reason before?" Domino chuckles, but in really strange, more in nervous than in smug way.

"Yes. I'm not you, I have manners" Manny’s shoulder nervously jerks, trying to save himself and his owner, getting out of bone, brightly white chains. It's almost done. But Domino just stands up and continues to follow him, cursing in Spanish.

Manny sits on the bed and sighs heavily, rubbing his eye sockets with his fingers.

"You irritate me. Get lost" he says in his native language, hoping that at least it will work. But this is not quite helping. An ex-enemy's body is still hovering over him.

"Oh, go to hell… You're pathetic and unbearable idiot."

Said without any hatred, rather with… Angry confusion? You’re losing it, Mr. Hurley, losing it.

However, you still know how to slam doors loudly. If there were, Manny would have raised four plates with the number 10. One for each limb. Maybe even took one in his teeth.

Domino doesn't come. Today, tomorrow. In principle, the whole situation seems strange and somehow… wrong. Even when they didn't think about behaving towards each other at least somewhat unfriendly - they had to be together. Or maybe it was a similar excuse to coldness?

But the tall skeleton appears in the same place a week later. They sit silently, not even lighting up cigars. The silence is broken by a firm question.

"How long?"

"I'm not obliged to answe-"

"I'm asking. How long?" Seems like they're going to argue again. Moreover, Manny does not even know why. Why did he ask him about this radiance? Is he afraid to get infected? He should have hammered into his dull head that it's not his business.

But his lips utter incoherent nonsense like "I don't remember, probably three months ago, who cares? Get lost".

White dots hiding in black dark eye sockets run all over the "sick" body from head to toe and unexpectedly approach strangers.

"Clunck".

"What do you allow yourself, damn it! Get out of here, you assh-"

"Clunck".

Sound from bone to bone was already too much to handle.

And then Manny gets punched in the ribs. Not strongly, but makes him grab slightly itchy bones.

"Don't get used to it, it's just because you'll die soon. Don't pretend you're doing it right now, I'm gentle. Besides, you have nothing to hurt there."

"Bones can be broken, imagine that! Although, yes, how can your narrow mind understand it" grumbles like an erecting owl undertaker, still suffering, "You bastard," he huffed with an incredibly mixed emotions in his voice.

"See ya tomorrow, Manny. Just try not to die" Domino gets up and is about to leave, but Manny boldly yeels at his back.

"Oh yeah, now I have a motivation!"

"Did you enjoy it that much?" the brows soar up a couple of times, mocking the stunned victim.

"No, so I can beat you with your own jaw" the grumbling becomes quieter, and mockery and playfulness in his voice increase with each word, "And then shame you for not being able to admit your gay nature until you found out that I am dying again" the smirk becomes crooked on both of their mouths.

"Shut up and remember, you answered me rather with enthusiasm for the second time. Also, I knew everything about myself for the long time, closeted bastard."

Brows twitch again, the last time - victorious. And the figure of a tall, towering skeleton moves away from the pier to its own house.

Manny thinks about it for a while, then buries his face in his palms and sighs loudly, trying to come to his senses.

Domino really comes the next day. Without cufflinks. Cigarettes are now in a black-brown package.

It is amazing that his former worst enemy now consciously doesn’t want to bring Manny pain. Almost the only one in this huge city.

Now he brings disgusting embarrassment to his house. And, as it seems, it will haunt Manuel until his second death. But it's better than pain, isn't it? Especially since… It turns out that Domino Hurley has a good taste. In men. And Manny is very happy with this little victory of the former enemy.

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