#THIS FEEL LIKE A FEVER DREAMM

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aftg crack sharkboy and lavagirl au, inspired by the “YOU RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL.” reblog i had from @ thespineoftherighteous

Maybe it starts off like one of those joint fever dream things i mentioned in another post. Where the foxes have a sleepover. They drift off after catching Neil up on some old classic, disney channel movies.

As much as i lived for Neil trying to defend his “dream journal”, I think Kevin’s the star of this fever dream. He’s Max.

Planet drool no longer exists, only planet Exy.

Andrew’s shark boy. Neil’s lavagirl. I don’t feel I need to explain.

Coach is Mr. Electric. bc yes.

Aaron’s Linus/Minus. Still a hater, even in dream land.

Matt and Dan are Kevin’s parents/the giant cookie king and queen.

Allison’s the ice princess.

Nicky’s one of the talking sharks that helped raise sharkboy andrew.

I’msosorrybabe-Renee’s Tobor. But it’s okay bc she’ll give insightful wisdom to help move the story along

ANDREW SINGING THE DREAM SONGGG

in the most monotone voice ever

“Go to sleep.”

“Not like that Andrew. Sing him a lullaby.” Neil huffs, before clearing his throat.

“DrEaMm, dReaam, DreAmm.” He demonstrates, “..You’re turn.”

“..Close your eyes. Shut your mouth. Dream a dream and get us out.” Andrew starts dryly, “Dream, dream dream dream dream dream..”

“Hit the hay. Fast asleep. Dream a dream you little bleep. Dream dream dream dream dream dream.”

Kevin dreams a shark Maserati into existence beside them.

“It’s working!! Andrew keep it up!” encourages Neil.

*cue Andrew spin-kick flipping into a split. About to go off*

“Relax, lay about, or my fist will put you out. Dream dream dream dream dream dream.”

I’ll stop but can literally go on and on with this. (i mean Lavagirl goes on to ask Max to dream a more positive future for her. Bc she’s always been seen as destructive force. LIKE hello, similar energy to Neil giving Kevin his “game” i the books-)

I added a tikok of this iconic scene from the movie below lol.

The foxes wake up the next morning and everyone’s taking a moment to just reflect . After the initial shock passes, and it’s clear that, that just happened, everyone explodes at once.

Nicky, “I was a shark-“

Matt, very concerned “Neil, bro you gotta listen to me. You know that I’d”, He pauses and motions to Dan who frantically agrees. “We’d never actually eat you. Right bro??”

Neil nods with a small chuckle. ,“Yeah of course.” Then he runs a quick hand through his hair. Checking to make that it is in fact not a living flame.

“LINUS? Out of everyone?! I was LINUS??”, stresses an annoyed Aaron.

Andrew snorts. (He ran his tongue carefully across his teeth as soon as they’d all woken up, and was quietly relieved when they weren’t pointed.)

“I mean, the crystal weren’t a bad look..” Allison chimes in, placing a hand to her neck.

“That’s easy to say when you weren’t an disembodied floating tin head.” Renee jokes, “Glad I could offer some advice though Kevin,” she adds with a smile at him.

Kevin, who’d been silently staring at the sharkboy and lava girl DVD case for most of the discussion, raises his head “… I need a drink.”

“it’s literally 10 in the morning??” scolds Dan. Right before Abby cheerily turns the corner, a delicious smell following her in.

“Surprised to see you lot already up and at em.”, she greets warmly. The foxes mumer their hello’s

“Here’s the deal guys- I checked the fridge this morning and it was just about empty; Other than some old, leftover cookie dough. So i just tossed that in the oven and had David run down to the store for some eggs and such- Y’all don’t mind a few chocolate chips cookies and milk for breakfast, right?”

The team share a look and Aaron growls, “You’ve got to be jo-“

“No, Abby’s that’ll be a treat.” Dan cuts off politely. “Thank you.” Abby’s nods, satisfied and returns to the kitchen.

#Andrew beats dan n matt to the table for cookies #aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #the foxes #aaron minyard #renee walker #dan wilds #matt boyd #kevin day #nicky hemmick #allison reynolds #twinyards #Dream doesn’t feel like a real word anymore lol #sharkboy and lavagirl