#THEY STARTED UP A CONVO WITH ME

[iunctura-arch]

Ya boi got fuckin' freaked out on their way home a bit ago!!! Fantastic!!!

#lilia speaks; ooc #some guy was following me and I stopped to let them go by #THEY STARTED UP A CONVO WITH ME #YOU DON'T PULL UP TO START A CONVO. #''OH I SEE YOU WALKING AROUND- WHY ARE YOU WALKING AT NIGHT'' FUCK OFFFFFF #got freaked tf out lied about forgetting something and turned around #went straight back to the store. #holy shit man. #ho ly shit #I'm safe now but holy s h i t I have to change up how I get to the store now #I no longer feel safe taking that route

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Based on a real group chat convo (I was Jingyi)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin ling #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #bonus comic #ok in my defense I was late to the convo *and* they were posting pictures of the elements (both rocks/metals!!) #my brain saw it and went “oh!! cool rocks!! I wanna pick my favourite too”. Little did I know the pie was rapidly approaching my face. #I like to think this trio makes up fun little codenames for missions. because it’s fun. #In the end they made him choose one of the elements that started with A so they could be ABC #what is the point of a group chat if*not* to set a theme and become a different power trio each month? #these three personalities in a group chat with nickname power would be chaos to watch tbh....its what they deserve #shout out to the besties who let me turn our group chat shenanigans into a comic. #they dont understand mdzs but they support my enthusiasm. #gonna put this one after the basketball comic so we go from 'balling' to 'getting dunked on' #I have elemental codenames for a good chunk of the mdzs cast but I'd love to hear other ppl's thoughts too B*) come on fellow science nerds #Maybe even tell me *your* elemental code name! For the fun of it

[anakirui]

name one heterosexual explanation for this fucking thing

#project sekai #colorful stage #prsk #akito shinonome #rui kamishiro #akirui #WHO ON THE WRITING TEAM SHIPS THEM??? #this is THE FIFTH MIXED EVENT THEY'VE BEEN RATE UPS FOR TOGETHER #AND THEYVE BEEN IN TWO APRIL FOOLS UNITS TOGETHER??? #dont get me fucking started on the area convo for this event. oh my GOD #THEYRE SO . THEYRE SO. QUEER IT MAKES ME ILL #akirui my favorite mlnb ship... save me akirui #it is just a piece of the greatness that is anakirui... the lovelies...

[icantalk710]

Upper body gym day today wasn't too bad 😌

#ore no kao #trainer got a stomach bug so i was left to my own devices (the backup routine he set up) which wasnt bad lol #also saw this one cute blonde guy i'd see around in a green shirt who would smile back at me in the locker room and uh 😳 #was not expecting him to be so toned 😩 maybe one of us'll start a convo soon... lol #[but also also might have a slight crush on one of the front desk guys and it's kinda felt a bit mutual? ...further research needed] #[second pic also taken for a cute gaymer i think i'm having over tomorrow... hehe] #😴

[fisheito]

my princess nonsense is being encouraged watch ouyt imabout to be eneaabled

OK WHATF ATHAT'S SO CUTE I HAD TO MAKE IT i know realistically there's little to no chance that rei DOESN'T know how to work heels 🤣 BUT IMAGINE.....ING.... YAKUMO GENTLY GUIDING REI IN HEELS, WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG GALA AND HAVING NONE OF HIS NORMAL FEAR OF PHYSICAL TOUCH BC HIS [TEACHER MODE] IS OVERRIDING HIS INSECURITY

#rei looking directly at the camera like why are you subjecting me to this. i do not need any of this. i know how to do it #rei wearing stilettos the size of your head so he becomes ur very tall bird goth gf #you know how yakumo gets when he instructs someone on how to cook something #he becomes confident and just tells ppl how to do stuff without his usual amount of stutter and secondguessing #i'm gonna pretend that after his stiletto training in misty vale he gains a TINY MOLECULE of confidence due to experience #like [i can help you if you've never done it before?] #honestly i can't imagine this scenario happening because i am so SURE that rei can walk in heels HAHAHA even tho nothing has proven that #SOMETHING COME PROVE ME WRONG SO MY DELUSIONS CAN SLIDE CLOSER TO POSSIBILITY #anyway even if rei didn't know how to wear heels #would he ever mention it? would yakumo ever learn of it? #rei would probably be all . i don't need to wear heels. they can't even see them under the dress. i'll wear my practical shoes #but if he can't get away with that and will be forced to wear heels at the party... #maybe he'll go [meh. i'll figure it out] and just not wear them until the day of the dance #at which point his feet will hurt after 20 minutes and for the whole night he takes any chance to sit down #rei can be frequently spotted on SOME surface SOMEWHERE in the palace. sitting all splayed out and uncaring of propriety #because he is in PAIN and these shoes are STUPID and why do people wear them for ANYTHING . Royals are so IMPRACTICAL #yakumo keeps trying to avoid heels for the dance because he doesn't want to be any taller than he already is #i bet there's a full convo about it between him and eiden #eiden trying to reassure him that if he wants to wear heels then he shouldn't let others' perception stop him from doing so #but if he genuinely doesn't want to wear them then that's ok too #eiden craning his neck up at yakumo in heels like you're my pretty princess 1-2 heads taller than me your height doesn't matter 🥰 #i'm now torn. yakumo and rei both wearing heels now? in order to stay at similar heights? #or. rei starting out with heels. getting tired of them. going barefoot for the rest of the night lol #yakumo and rei still dancing in their ballgowns together but a much shorter rei leads a yakumo in heels #yes. yes this is the vision #yakurei #replies #nu carnival yakumo #nu carnival rei

[alpanmix]

I keep thinking about bodyguard Mashita trying to talk to Masamune, only for him to be intimidated by Mashita's social skills (they both have non existent social skills). Masamune trying to run away cuz he doesn't like talking to people but being middly intruigued by mr policeman

In my headcanon, Masamune's awkwardness is to either outright ignore or try his best to end the convo as soon as possible, vs Yashiki's willingness to try and continue any conversation to be polite but also slowly try to steer it to ending as soon as possible (and failing, goddamnit Yashiki).

Tfw when you're trying your best to avoid everyone by looking busy and sticking close to your sister, but you keep stealing glances at the hot mr policeman across the room (who is also stealing glances at you.)

But oh my god when he's approached by Mr. Policeman he would definitely absolutely try to slowly move away from the hall into a more secluded part or even outside to the gardens (Where gasp! mr policeman can find him easily and talk to him by his lonesome oh no)

#callias-w #i'm taking so many liberties with this AU you have no idea aaa #i want yashiki to get into a one sided argument with someone and be splashed with wine only to either be saved by mashita or mashita helpin #him out later afterwards by being a nice security detail and bringing him a towel and subtly starting a convo #to both learn more about the event he's attending for his case but also to know more about masamune slash yashiki auauauaua #i'm so sorry for replying so late my work decided to eat me for like a week it's not letting up anytime soon aaaeeee #thank you for the ask! #i have your comic downloaded and it is my daily comfort at work yashita onegai give me strength for this week's workload ;-;

[riacte]

how it started:

one ren peeing twaddle conversation later:

#ria.txt #💀💀💀 #this isn't even including the 'blimey ren i'm worried for you' #me at the start of the stream: funny how ren calls him unlucky with the ladies when 70% of his fans are down bad for him #me in tears in the middle of the stream: with all respect i understand now. #false's chats are environmental storytelling #also the way she came back and was like 'what happened' and then the pee convo and she left 💀 #and ren said he scared her away 💀 #its so funny how it started out as like :) yeah i'll help you with vh. lets discuss british biscuits. whats a rusk. #and then: its vulnerable when i eat with someone. and then the pee convo #normal ren stream trajectory but its stillllllllll so fucking funny #false at the start 'don't leave me alone 🥺' #false at the end 'bye im never seeing you again' #false and doc next time they meet up with ren irl: 🧍🧍 #nooooooo bc why did he have to talk abt All Of That with two ppl he met irl and has prob ate with #ren's mods are the real heroes of the story #AT LEAST THE RUSK DESCRIPTION WAS NORMAL. #fuck it. im tagging ren #rendog #the rd difference #pogsupremacy

[eebie]

i cant keep it hidden any longer

#i get nervousss n shit about gettin character voices all wrong #i spent all of yesterday worryin about if theyd say each others first names or last names or WHAT ! idkkk #i didnt write any more than this But i rlly rlly want to #basing this over the exact types of convos me n my friend have When i watch her play granny #i say dumb shit like ooohhh shes gonna get you Or why are you so mean to this old lady😢😢😢 to rile her up🤭 cos its funny #and then when i run out of things to say i start asking shitty would you rather questions like Would you rather make out with granny #or springtrap. would u rather have to be angel dust Hazbin hotel(she HATES him) or Pinkypills william afton (also HATES) #idk how id write that for these guys. ik theres gotta be a way though #my rambles #homestuck #writing feels more vulnerable than just my silly ass drawins Cos its lettin ppl peek in2 how i think n perceive shit . its intimidatinggg #but im posting it anyways !! ill fight off the urge to delete it the best i can #sayin all this Meanwhile it’s just a few lines from a pesterlog emulator LMAO . i take myself too seriously w stuff like this #rhas my problem i think . joviality come to me NOW! i am lighthearted and carefree about rhis #yaaaayayayaaayy!!!! #FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW. GRANNY IS A SHITTY MOBILE PUZZLE HORROR GAME. THE OG !!! #all the shit like Piggy on roblox. thats copying granny 😤😤😤😡😡😡 #my drabbles

[diviedrawn]

I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men

#no because how are YOU going to assume I had fucking feelings for you because I was being nice to you??? #like I am to ALL MY COWORKERS??? #HOW IS IT THAT ME STARTING BASIC ASS CONVOS ME WANTING YOU LIKE SHUT UP #AND WHY ARE YOU GOING AROUND TELLING PPL THIS LIKE YOURE RUINING THE WORK ENVIRONMENT BC OF IT #and then you have the fucking audacity to ask me if ‘we’re chill’ LIKE WHAT DO YOU THINK #guess I need to start being a bitch at work bc being nice comes off as me wanting you I guess HAHA

[bloomingsalma]

i think one of the most disappointing things is to see that your childhood friends have grown up to represent the kind of people you're disappointed in

#had a friendship break up w like one of my entire friend groups of six ppl? #found out that one of the girls in our friend group had sent screenshots of our private conversation about smth I was hurt over #to a gc with our other friends (but not me ofc) #and they all proceeded to talk shit about me :// I swear the way my stomach dropped when the friend I was having the convo w #sent me screenshots of what our mutual friends were saying about me #she knew how much it would hurt me but still did it just to prove a point (though I'm certain she misrepresented our conversation + my word #to them considering she blocked out what she had initially said to them lol) #my stomach hasn't dropped like that since high school #which is exactly where I thought we left this kind of deceitful behaviour. like how are you guys twenty one and still sending screenshots #and talking bad behind only one (1) friend's back when you know she can't defend herself in that space #I immediately texted our collective gc to explain a text she had sent but failed to give context for #then told them if I'm as selfish as they say I will leave this friend group. and then I left that gc #I also texted two friends who I knew were talking shit and I sent them the screenshots that first “friend” sent and pointed out how #she blocked out what she said so I'm suspicious that she skewed our conversation so they (the two other “friends”) should be wary #I told them I understood it was fair game to stoop. this low considering neither of them tried to reach out to me to hear my side #or defend me + my privacy #for context: the original argument was me voicing out that I was upset bc that first “friend” had invited and planned with with our friend #group an event that landed on my birthday without checking in with me if I was planning to spend time with them that day #and she kept defending herself and saying she didn't know I'd plan smth (probably bc my bday is two months away lmao) and she said #the event they'd be attending is just as important and necessary as being there for my birthday?? it's literally just a party her brother #(who none of us are close to lol) is DJing at. and I brought up how I'm their close friend (not her brother) and it's not fair to call #it equally necessary. but I suspect she skewed what I said greatly considering all of our friends started calling me selfish and unfair #but yeah v v crazy and hurtful and just astonishing #salmaspeaks

[found--family]

am i the only one who sensed some jilted lover vibes from jensen? 

#burcon #cockles #thoughts #at the start of the panel and through a few particular interactions he seemed very standoffish #he was giving a little bitter and hurt and perhaps even resentful - maybe he only learned of misha's gf #at this con too! maybe it was news to him. on top of not seeing misha for months i can understand #if he was feeling a bit neglected and out of the loop. there's also the matter of misha's gf not being #in a poly thing with jensen and dee like vicki was ie. what she has with misha is seperate so i'm sure #that's another difficult thing to deal with knowing their time together is strictly separate #i've no doubt he wants misha to have a partner and be happy but there's an adjustment period #letting new people into your life and whoever misha's partner is now or in the future is going to #affect jensen on a personal level and moreover his relationship with misha. it's all very intriguing #and while i like what little i've seen and heard about this woman for misha i just think no matter who #she is it's going to take a toll on jensen's relationship w misha. i thought it was plain to see on jensen's face #during their panel: numerous moments where he was giving a poker face that wasn't covering a laugh #but instead like he was trying to smooth out his bitterness. or so my eyes and brain and heart tell me. #just various moments where things looked uncomfortable and jensen making off-colour jokes that didn't land #and which furthermore were barbed and snarky - not in their usual banter way but like he was lashing out #and using the excuse of chaotic panel convo to explain away his comedic pitfalls. but again maybe i'm #looking to much into it? idk. there are some lovely moments! fun and caring moments - but they #mainly came from misha's direction ngl. it seemed like misha was trying hard to keep the peace #while jensen was just running his mouth on comments and jokes that kept not landing - for me #everyone on my dash is loving their dynamic this panel - and i want to feel that love! it is possible that #learning misha has a gf has skewed my perception a little like i'm putting context onto moments #i otherwise wouldn't. but i also think i would've laughed and generally felt better watching their panel #if that was the case. idk. whatever the reason i do think something was OFF between them on stage #and it was coming from jensen from the start. misha picked up on it partway though but things felt #a little strained throughout. like jensen wasn't looking at misha as much as usual or reaching out for him #misha tried to salvage and not react to things. but both their answers to the last Q were passive aggressive af #and when they left the stage together they weren't close or touching or chatting like they usually are...

[bentannin]

Super shit quality screenshots but I really appreciate the editors cutting to Ashton’s mini just silently tumbling over at 1:37:35 in the youtube vod because it was so unnecessary and perfectly illustrates their abysmal “6 charisma stat” cringefail energy and I love it

#no because that 6 charisma is actually so tragic #perpetually has ZERO people skills #it’s also so funny to me that the tumble lines up almost perfectly to the start of their convo #even their mini runs away from potential heart to heart’s #art imitates life #imitates art #imitates Ashton ‘no rizz’ Greymoore #critical role #critical role spoilers #ashton greymoore #cr3e80

[vurelly]

slaps a sticker on my chest that says "I may be a content creator but that does not entitle you to my artwork, time, or attention."

#vu talks shit #tw vent #in a way i guess it is #just #i know i said the other day that yall can start convos with me and ill talk #but the sheer amount of yall that are in my dms and inbox rn made me close both #because yall are SPAMMING me when i don't answer fast enough #like guys i have a job and i do commissions and i package orders all day i cannot answer immediately and SOMETIMES #i just straight up do not want to speak with strangers #especially not 20 at once #so PLEASE just give me a BREAK #also @ that one mutual who i started speaking with this aint about you #you've been a delight to speak with and i appreciate your patience when i take forever to respond to a message HGUARGVJF

[holy-loki]

so i’m sure someone might have mentioned this before and i’ve just missed it, but. i just noticed something .

so of course we remember the prelude to the circus scene, where everyone in brian’s entourage (+ curt) form this beautiful royal-esque gaudy portrait (pictured below):

but upon reexamination of the orgy scene… (pictured below):

obviously it’s not the EXACT same furniture (and this shot is much less vibrantly lit) but. the red and gold furniture is similar enough to suggest to me that… that the orgy is still a performance in the same (or at least similar) way the circus prelude was.

which is why brian and curt leaving the performance space and going into a private, intimate moment seems illicit. at least in the circus, the press and the people get to take part in the ‘strange’ intimacy, and make a commodity of it. but in the orgy scene? when curt gets up and goes to another room, and brian follows??? they, essentially, are leaving the stage entirely. they exist as only they will ever know, and not even us - the secret 4th wall audience - get to experience that.

#i feel like this might be the same point i’ve been making about their relationship in previous posts #but i literally just looked at this and started thinking #idk maybe this is something that has come up in convo with @mangle-my-mind but i’m really not remembering #lina if you’re seeing this pls let me know if i’ve just regurgitated something you’ve said before #it’s just. #the performance never ends until it does #and i simply cannot bear it #velvet goldmine 1998 you will always be famous #this isn’t even the weeks theme but whatever whatever fuck you #velvet goldmine #velvetgoldmine25th #25yearsofvelvetgoldmine

[leolaroot]

made my mom cry but i got some serious bull shit off my chest oh well happy mothers day

#shes reading this conference talk where this guy says “trust is the basis of all relationships” and she says i dont think thats true bc how #can a mother trust her baby. how can a mother trust a toddler. how can a mother trust an adult child who has lied or turned their life away #from their parents. #and so i asked her do you not trust us kids? #abd she waffled but eventually she said Yesh. like i love you and i know i can trust you for some things but all of you have hurt me so. #and i said Yeah thats natural. i think complete trust is a superhuman quality i dont think i trust anyone 100% #qnd she says Okay so why dont you trust me. What have i ever done to you. #first of all. 😐 you dont want to hear it so dont ask that lol. 2nd you just told me you dont trust me and i didnt react so calm down. #but anyways i just said to her “youre dependable and i know you wont let me down when youve made a commitment to do something. #but i have emotions and thoughts that i do not trust you with.“ #and we both started crying but i stood firm and i told her i love her but she just got up and left. #she loves starting convos like that but i do kind of feel bad for dropping thwt on her esp when she like. had to leave soon for an appt #but . i didnt say anything I didnt mean. and i was just responding to her.

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

I miss my old coworkers!!! I miss having friends at work instead of passive aggressive assholes who don’t want to train me and then get annoyed when I don’t know things and act like my very existence irks them!!!!

#if this was part time I’d be able to handle it #but 9 hours a days day after day is genuinely putting me in the worst mindset I’ve had in months #like I go to my car during my break and sit there pushing tears back bc I feel alone and shunned!!! #and these are GROWN ASS WOMEN?? #one of my old coworkers came in to pick up a medication the other day and when I saw her my entire body literally slumped with relief #like omg someone I know who doesn’t hate me!!!! #and we had a quick convo bc she was updating me on work tea and I was like wow I haven’t felt this happy since i started this job #almost 2 weeks ago and that was such a sad reality check lmfao #and like the only reason I got this job is bc I’m bilingual and they desperately needed that #and it’s like okay do you realize you need me?? bc I’m there most of the week the other bilingual girl is only there twice a week #and 99% of your clients don’t speak English so what’s gonna happen if I leave?? #you’re going to have to find someone else and train THEM from the bottom just like me #you’re gonna be in the same position all over again!!! #this is all so infuriating