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#TELL ME DIDNT I PUT ALL OF MY EGGS IN THE WRONG! FUCKING! BASKETS! FOR TWO STRAIGHT DECADES
samwisefamgee · 8 months
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haven't done anything on Sunday for the past two fucking months because a friend has made plans for all of us then canceled them the day of or before every. fucking. time.
#this is great for my social anxiety btw#yes queen give us nothing#give us LESS than nothing by making absolutely sure we dont have plans on sundays specifically so you can tell us to fuck off each sunday#its not giving me the vibe that you dont want us around at all and it DEF isnt compounded by your recent behavior on the#FEW#FUCKING#OCCASIONS#we actually DO hang out#how is it from the dawn of my life to now almost each individual amongst my family and friends has managed to do some shit#that makes me think without a doubt that all the time I spent trying to connect with them was a fool's fuckin errand?#just get out of my life or tell me to get out of yours STOP FUCKING WASTING BOTH OF OUR TIME#how can they even fucking live like this#are all your relationships this shallow? why does every motherfucker in my life have the depth of a teaspoon No One Is Seeking Understandin#we spend YEARS building a relationship and you treat me like we've met like 4 times and kinda hated each other about it. why did you bother#we're friends right? right? you havent been fuckin with me for years now just because you dont care about any of your relationships right??#TELL ME DIDNT I PUT ALL OF MY EGGS IN THE WRONG! FUCKING! BASKETS! FOR TWO STRAIGHT DECADES#i swear i've only taken the time to befriend people who arent shitheads but i think i fucked up by making that the only standard#maybe that is a waste of time of they're all 'good' people with no drive to build relationships in life#because this isnt a one way street and im getting tired of fighting traffic from your end#anyway this frustration miiiight be coming from more than just the sundays thing if that wasnt evident
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sargentsnowy-blog · 6 years
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Max paced the waiting tent on the beach same, sweatting nervously. "What if she says no..." He mumbled, Neil and Preston watching him in concern. "Oh my god what if she just...leaves?!"
"Max she's Nikki. She'd never run from her own wedding. Plus your best man is her sister so she'd be hearing a mouthful if she did," Neil says in a gentle tone, trying to calm down the groom before he sweated out his suit. "Chill."
"DUDE I CAN'T." He turned to him in panic, his eyes wide. "Seriously Neil, what if she just...puts it off..? I've been planning this shit for months."
"Don't think too low of her, Maxwell," Preston says with a snicker and straightening his bowtie.
Funny thing is, Max was looking great even tho he was panicked. He had on a dark midnight blue suit with a white shirt underneath. His bangs were pinned out his face so his forehead was showing and two stray curls were free. Great.
He growled and kept pacing.At the same time, Nikki was literally walking in circles while ranting. She wore the same color of Max's suit except her dress was specked with white glitter so it looked like stars.
Her three brides maids, Nerris, Ered, and since she asked Max to find one, his ex Sasha, just watched her. They glanced at each other as they watched.
"Max is a good guy but how would he react to what I have to tell him....?" She looked to the three girls for support.
None of them said anything.
"Uh...you're right! Max is a good guy I'm sure he'd be fine," Sasha cut in awkwardly, looking at Ered and Nerris who kinda just winced at her. "...."
"Haha yeah you're right," Nikki says, a little more confident. "I'll give it to him."
Nerris smirked at her and looked to Sasha who sighed in relief.
Then the music started. Neil and Preston had to practically push Max to his place by the beach water, taking their own places after calming him down a little.
Luckily since it was night, no one could see him sweating. Even with the lights on. So he was fine. This is fine.
His breath caught in his throat when he saw Astria, Nerris and Harrison's tiny child, skipping down the isle with a basket of blue rose petals in her hand and spilling over the white carpet.
Then the brides maids walked out, bright smiles on their faces as they got to the end and stood on Nikki's side. 'oh god oh god...' Max gulped as Nikki walked out her tent, a sparkly dark blue veil covering her face. 'Dammit Nikki walk slower-' But she was walking quickly, stepping onto the platform and across from him.
'Okay Max, calm your ass down.' He slowly lifted her veil and saw her bright pretty face, a wide smile on her red lips. Her makeup was clearly done by Sasha cause it was perfect. Also Nikki didnt really know how to do it.
"...damn..." Max muttered softly, his eyes wide in awe. "You're fine-"
Nikki snorted and laughed, shaking her head. "Thanks Maxie."
"AHEM stop flirting," Gwen says from beside them, her face in a smirk. "Haha sorry," Max apologized sheepishly, looking to Nikki with a more confident smile. He grabs her hands and waited for Gwen to start.
All was going well until they got to the vows.
And when Max opened his mouth, his mind drew a goddamn blank. "Uh..." His eyes widened. "Uhm....I..."
Nikki tilts her head in confusion, raising her eyebrows. "What's wrong?"
"I forgot my vows—"
She winced. "Oof-"
"I'll just wing it." He clears his throat. "So Nikki as you see I forgot my vows and I'm just gonna say it right here right now that I fucking love you and always will. Why? You're perfect to be honest. Everything you do is just...great. You're pretty, funny, amazing, stupidly smart, I don't even know if I'm in your league. Still don't. And this got very cheesy let me just." He coughs. "Anyways I'm pretty sure I'd be a fucking dumbass alone and not talking to anyone if you'd just not gotten off that bus. Can I stop...?" Nikki laughs and nods “yeah you can”
“Anyways!" Nikki smirked. "Its my turn." "Ahem! Max you're really nice when you want to be and a soft cunt to me and me only and I love it. Especially how you're just yelling at someone then turn to me in the sweetest tone cause you know I hate people yelling at me! Hence why my mom wasn't invited!" Her grip tightened on his hands. "You're a smart idiot, pretty cute...wait thats an understatement. You're pretty damn hot ahem. And I'll never freaking forget..." She smiled softly, looking up to him with soft and watery eyes. "...how you let me move into your apartment when you found out what my mom was doing to me. That was honestly the best day of my life besides you proposing to me." Max's eyes widened and he tilted his head with a grin. "It was nothing..."
"We weren't even dating!" She laughs. "And you know exactly how to cheer me up! And..." She sniffed slightly. "F r i c k. Gwen stop crying your emotions are spreading."
She looks to Gwen who was actually sobbing. "S-sorry--" Nikki sighs and sniffs. Then she started crying. "DANGIT." Max snickered and wiped her tears. "Pfft keep it together Nik."
Nikki nods and sniffles again. "Max I really...really love you you don't even know how much...to be honest I started liking you when we cracked that egg...haha and then...you big wimp you asked me out in freshman year of college!"
Max gasped playfully. "Not the point."
"You never break a promise...right?"
"Nope."Nikki looks to Gwen with a small smile, nodding.
"Ahem...Maxwell Greenwood...do you take Nikki Skyler as your wedded wife, to spend your life with her until your dying ages?"
“I do," Max responds confidently, his anxiety fading.
"And do you, Nik-"
"I do I do I DO."
Gwen laughed and looked to Preston who walked up, holding two golden rings on a velvet pillow.
Max and Nikki took one and pushed it up each others right middle fingers before looking up at each other excitedly.
"You may now, k-"
Before Gwen could even finish, Nikki was in Max's grip and he was kissing her happily. Nikki snickered and wrapped her arms around his neck, kissing back just as happy and excited.
They break away with bright eyes and smiles before running down the isle. Nikki tossed her bouquet into the hair with a laugh and Preston shoved the girls out the way, catching it and shouting, "NEIL GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL AND I CAUGHT IT!" Neil gulped and sighed softly.
-AT THE AFTER PARTY-
The clinking of wine glasses echoed around the party as everyone celebrated the marriage.
Max and Nikki were sitting beside each other and chatting with everyone about how Max was taking her on a cruise for their honeymoon.
A very expensive one that David totally helped him book.Speaking of David, he was sobbing into Gwen's shirt, just so happy that his SON finally got married to her and kept that promise he made years ago."Pfft David...calm down..." Gwen patted her HUSBAND'S head and stood up, clinking her glass with a smirk. "Everyone! Hey listen up!"
The crowd goes silent and everyone looks over to her, curious and surprised.
"Toasts you assholes to the newly weds!""Oh! Oh! Oh!" Sasha jumps up. "I have one!"
Max and Nikki look to each other in surprise before looking back at his ex.
-SKIP AFTER THE TOASTS TO THE WEDDING PRESENTS WHERE I'LL MAKE ALL OF YOU SOB-
"A new TV for the apartment!" Nikki says excitedly, opening Nerris' and Harrison's present. "It has a sound bar!"
"Neil gave us a new PlayStation. Playstation 7." Max looked to Neil and smirked, Neil grinning and shrugging."Open ours," Gwen says excitedly, grinning.
Max took their present and opened it, finding a vacation pass to france. "Why don't you guys take this?"
"Well we think you guys might need it later." Gwen looks to Nikki with a small smile.Nikki gulped nervously and started to fidget in her seat. 'Crap.' "Uhhhh Max?"
Max turns to her. "Yeah Nik?"
She smiles anxiously. "I have a present for you." She picks up a small box. It was wrapped with a red bow on top.
Max shrugs and takes it, tearing the paper open while humming.
She looked over at him, sweating.
David hurried and grabbed his camera, turning it on.
Max opens the box and his breath caught as he pulled out two pacifiers. One was blue. One was pink. He lifted his head slowly and looked to Nikki with wide eyes.
Nikki looked over at him with an anxious smile, saying, "Maxie...we're having twins.." Max stayed silent for a while, just staring at her. Then tears streaked down his face. "..."
"Ah- Max!" Nikki tried to wipe his tears but he just hugged her tightly, sobbing into her shoulder.
"...haha h-how long..h-have yo-you known..?"
She hugs him back. "2 months.." He sits up, wiping eyes only for more tears tears to fall down. "Fuck fuck fUCK...Nikki ima be a dad. A fucking...dad."
She laughs and nods. "A great one too. You're probably gonna be crying when they go off to preschool."
Max blinked and nodded. "Yeahhhhh you're probably right." He then stood up and stood Nikki up too.
"Max what're y-"
Max pecks her lips and said, "you have to dance with my dad, idiot."
...
@jennythemagicbear requested this sorry its in this format I wrote it on discord.
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vickiiithedon-blog · 5 years
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What’s been happening with Vibes (that's me)
I’m here writing because I have a lot on my chest. I had a semi-serious relationship recently that did not go well. The man ended up dancing on someone red headed weave big booty girl at a Jamaican party after I was in the hospital sick and posted it on SNAPCHAT!! So learning from my last relationship, I naturally wanted to have a conversation. He was NOT going for it. this man called me childish because the girl was just a friend and that I was over reacting. I would not be making such a huge deal if the girl wasn't grinding on him like COME ON I'm not crazy like that. In all of this I consulted my friend T and she's like download tinder and forget about this man , I cant be putting all my eggs in one basket especially since you know how people can switch up at the flick of a light *PERIOD* so I download tinder and change my picture as I'm swiping left and right, I feel really bad and like I'm cheating  so I text him he's ignoring me again so I just end the night sad as fuck in my feelings . We ended up talking about the situation, and I thought we were good apparently we weren't, he was still upset about it. I really made him feel some type of way. He ignored me over the new year break that I had from work , like either dry texting me or just texting me when he was bored. He broke up with me over TEXT and you know I was really okay with the whole situation. I don't think I’m wrong for downloading an app and keeping my options open, when he made it seem like I wasn't trying to talk about the situation . actually I am wrong in the point that I'm in a relationship and on a dating app yeah that's bad. if only he talked to me in the moment. also he's very closed and small minded and super insecure because he would always point out my flaws and things that he thinks I would be/ should be insecure about and I'm not. I'm not saying he's a bad guy or anything but there's obviously something going on and the fact that he wants to get back together after breaking up with me and saying oh he cant forgive me or trust me.This man had the nerve to tell me he doesn't think I took the situation as serious as he did, WHAT YOU NOT GONNA DO IS ACT LIKE I DIDNT TRY TO MAKE US MOVE ON PERIOD. on some real shit this man isn't stable in the states papers wise if you can catch my drift. I'm thinking that he realized he FUCKED UP and his shit is coming to a close so let me make nice with this girl. after he broke up with me I posted something on snap to the terms of someone link with me, he's like “ask one of your tinder friends” insecurity right there!!!!!! Then decides to text me like “ do you cheat on all your exs” because my stupid ass decided to open up to him and tell him I cheated on saman last year. Then blocks me on social media and then follows me when he wants to get back together. bottom line I tried to fix it with this man he wasn't going, and now that I'm doing my shit he's clocking me Oh and about clocking when this man asked me if I cheated on all my exs I told him to stop clocking me HE GONNA SAY YOU NOT JUJU (an Instagram model I think) or the Kardashians I was laughing so hard LIKE OKAY NIGGA NOW YOU CLOCKING ME anyways that's my piece right now. I'm super happy being just with vibes but I do get lonely, I'm a lover. figuring out who she is FULLY trying to find a rhythm between comfortability within, PEACE within VIBES within. With more to come.
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