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melded-galaxy · 4 months

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lilmissnatcat24 · 30 days

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for no other reason than i worked at an ice cream shop for eight years, here's what ice cream the mass effect characters would eat

shepard: neapolitan, strawberry for their paragon side, chocolate for their renegade, vanilla to balance

garrus: moose tracks, but will pick it apart just for the peanut butter cups and give shepard the leftovers

tali: literally any booze flavored ice cream

liara: mint chocolate chip because she secretly kind've fucks with the taste of toothpaste but will never admit it out loud

kaidan: butter pecan. it's not everyone's favorite, but it's his, and he's totally cool with it

ashley: whatever the 2183 equivalent to the tonight dough. cookie dough chunks, brownie chunks, butterscotch, chocolate chips, malt chunks, everything

wrex: this man is old as balls!!!!!! rum raisin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

joker: lemon sherbet. you cannot tell me that man is not lactose intolerant

miranda: cherries garcia, little bit sweet, little bit tart

jack: the most sickening sweet shit you can think of. cotton candy with marshmallow superman with a side of sugar

jacob: some sort of dark chocolate peanut butter ice cream that sounds good in theory but in reality you can only take like 3 bites of before you get a tummy ache

zaeed: banana splits that he likes to mash together with a spoon and eat like some deconstructed milkshake

kasumi: the weird avant gard shit you see in hipster vegan shops, like some bacon sweet potato rosebud ice cream

mordin: coffee ice cream, because he likes the taste of coffee but if he were to actually drink it he would spontaneously combust

grunt: those froyo shops that were everywhere in 2014 where you could make a bowl with like 5% froyo and 95% other toppings and it cost 14 dollars

thane: doesn't like ice cream because it reminds him of how he abandoned his child and how his wife is dead and he could never go back to the life he left behind, the life of stability, because his body is engineered for a deadly purpose and he can never atone for his sins rocky road

samara: this woman is old as balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! pistachio!!!!!!!!!!!

legion: tried vanilla ice cream. too sticky, got stuck in his wiring.

james: one of those brownie sundaes that weighs approximately 5 pounds and is majority whipped cream

steve: chocolate chip. classy, just like him ;)

traynor: something smooth and rich and velvety and inexplicably sexy, like raspberry chocolate chunk

edi: takes the idea of ice cream a little too literally and just has a bowl of heavy cream with ice cubes. is confused why everyone is disgusted.

javik: ice cream is for primitives (peaches and cream)

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phoeberaven · 2 months

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Commission of my Shepard and Cortez by the wonderful @beemot! THANK YOU. Here they are, at the Citadel party, being all cute and stuff!

#mass effect trilogy #steve cortez #shortez #mass effect #steve is the best #commander shepard #shepard #mass effect fanfiction

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lgbtvideogames · 7 months

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- A diving mech? - It's a Triton model. Military grade, repurposed for deep-sea exploration. As long as the seawater hasn't corroded it, you should be good to go. - Well, if that's what we have to do, let's get started.

#gamingedit #meleedit #mass effect #mass effect 3 #kaidan alenko #liara t'soni #steve cortez #gifs #*lgbtvg #*val #dailygaming #gamingladiesedit #videogamewomen

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deadgodjess · 9 months

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It was really A Choice to have two games in a row where Shepard can hear "my spouse is dead" and follow it up with "....so you're single?"

#mass effect #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #thane krios #steve cortez #disaster commander #commander shepard #mass effect trilogy #real life writes the post

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painterofhorizons · 3 months

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„Did you notice?“ Steve Cortez was already up and moving by quite some time when James Vega crawled out of bed in the morning.

To James, it felt like that guy never slept. At all. Not a single hour. And it wasn‘t like James spent a long time in bed either, but Steve? It was a miracle how he was able to stand on his own two feet and still be the best damn shuttle pilot James ever met. Maybe he was not only that but a real physiological miracle, too. The first human to not need sleep or something. Or he was on really good drugs. Whatever it was, sometimes James caught himself being envious on that guy.

„Notice what, Esteban?“ James replied, still tired and not yet near to where his brain would be after he’d had his first coffee.

„That she‘s spending her nights in the Kodiak.“

„Who?“

Steve folded his arms and shot James an uncomprehending look. „The Commander?“

James shrugged. „Maybe you and her share the same parents. Seems none of you need sleep. Not like the super-loser-rest of us.“

Steve shook his head, but didn‘t expect James to actually be a real help here. Not before he had his coffee, or until it was a matter of life and death, or he would personally trip over the Commander in the Kodiak and break his toe. „I don‘t think she‘s working there at night, Jimmy.“

„But?“

„Sleeping.“

James snorted, a he shuffled past Steve to reach the coffee maker. „Why would she sleep in the Kodiak?“

It wasn‘t like James actually didn‘t care about this or that he hadn‘t noticed. Of course he had noticed. Nothing stayed a secret in his cargo bay. But he knew the Commander, and he knew she wouldn‘t want this to be made a matter of public interest. Not even between Steve and himself. He had been a witness to her sleeping troubles back on Earth for months, and he had soon learned to not give it too much attention. Again, not that he didn‘t care. He felt for her, especially in this matter. He had seen it. She didn‘t just have some mild and minor annoying nightmares every now and then. He couldn‘t remember too many nights on Earth when she actually slept well and through. But in the end they all had those things that were haunting them in their sleep. He had his share, Steve had them, Shepard was no exception. One should rather worry about those who were able to sleep well these days.

„You really don‘t care?“ Steve raised his brows.

„You should know me better, Esteban.“ For a second, James pursed his lips, low-key annoyed that Steve would even consider that. Then he shrugged it off. „What do you wanna do? Pamper her?“

„No, James. But, I don‘t know, maybe get her a blanket? A pillow? I spend enough time in the Kodiak to know it‘s not the most comfortable place to sleep in.“ Steve knew this wasn‘t a big thing, and probably neither an important one, compared to what they were up to. But even the thought of sleeping in the Kodiak for more than one or two stranded nights gave him backache - and for Shepard it was a week now, if he counted right.

He‘d expected some kind of backtalk from James, but instead got some thoughtful silence and a slow nod. „Yeah. Yeah, I guess, that‘s kinda nice. Guess we could do that.“

There was a difference between not making a deal of something and completely ignoring it. And a blanket and a pillow probably wouldn‘t fall in the category of pampering the Commander against her will.

#mass effect #james vega #steve cortez #painterofhorizons writes #wrote this couple of years ago really like it but don't know if it will actually go into any fic so for now here you go #I just love James and Steve in 3 it's such a place of comfort to go to

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messydiabolical · 5 months

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#mass effect #steve cortez #mass effect fan art #md art #mdart

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thefloatingstone · 11 months

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My power was out and I was bored and I considered doing this in drawing form but I didn't want to die so here's a low effort post of all the canon gays instead. happy pride.

#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Liara T'Soni #Mordin Solus #Garrus Vakarian #Kaidan Alenko #Kelly Chambers #Samantha Traynor #jack subject zero #Diana Allers #Samara #Steve Cortez #Nyreen Kandros #lgbtq

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littlemsmimis · 1 year

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#mass effect #mass effect memes #kadian alenko #ashley williams #garrus vakarian #tali zora vas normandy #jack #thane krios #samantha traynor #mirranda lawson #jacob taylor #liara tsoni #steve cortez

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kikuchiyoclan · 5 months

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"What happens on shore leave stays on shore leave" (Mass Effect 3 Citadel)

#mass effect #mass effect 3 #mass effect trilogy #commander shepard #garrus vakarian #urdnot wrex #steve cortez #tali zorah #javik #edi #liara t'soni #kaidan alenko #james vega #jeff joker moreau

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shipsnthenight · 1 year

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Two posts in 1 day? What is it, my birthday? Yes it actually was that’s why I had time to draw. I am 99% sure that my treasured headcanon of Cortez becoming Shepard’s caretaker and close friend for a few months (being the only crew member left on Earth), comes from a fanfiction I’ve read in these years. PLEASE, if you know it send me the link, because I’d very much like to re-read it.

Also, might draw more about this.

#mass effect #mass effect 3 #femshep #mass effect headcanon #jane shepard #commander shepard #mass effect art #mass effect fanart #shiara #steve cortez #mass effect trilogy #mass effect post destroy #post destroy ending #mass effect destroy ending

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baggesa · 2 months

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#mass effect #mass effect 3 #steve cortez #mass effect cortez

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meaddictsanonymous · 11 months

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hungerofhadarr · 1 year

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Love how James is the one being cautious about sending Shepard into the water while Cortez is like “ go . Go now . Water . Get in water , the mech still works we will sink you like anchor “

#mass effect #James Vega #Steve Cortez #James voice hey should we really do this #cortez voice have fun going down good luck coming up !

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ampdraws · 4 days

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