I implore y’all, please go watch Spaceman (2024) on Netflix. Hanuš is one of the most interesting and sweet alien creatures I’ve ever seen on the screen. I’m usually unsettled by spiders, so for this movie to have taken me from being kinda scared of him in the beginning to having me sob over him by the end of it is so telling about well written it is. I love Hanuš…
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Would’ve been pretty funny if Hanuš was normal-spider-sized and Jakob wouldn’t take him seriously because of it
Arachnid begs depressed man to seek psychiatric help, man refuses because arachnid is small
(I ❤️ Paul Dano)
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watched the new spaceman adam sandler movie trailer and my only thoughts were:
OMG OMG OMGGG PAUL DANO OMG
adam sandler is going to cheat on his wife with that fucking spider.
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Sir that's my emotional support giant alien spider
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*the most disgusting and loudest sobbing ever*
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Fricken terrified of spiders, their legs make my insides curl up, but Spaceman made me love a giant spider and I'd get a hug from that lil fella any day
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Imagine being such a crappy human being that the telepathic alien spider who's been watching ur memories and showed up with the sole intent of helping you and helping you introspect bitches you out then pisses off. 'My interest in you has expired' pop off
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If you are looking for a great movie about isolation, love, generational trauma, space, and giant spider I really can’t recommend Spaceman (2024) enough
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čumblre, viděl tu už někdo film Spaceman s Adamem Sandlerem? pokud ne, basically:
český astronaut ve vesmíru
potká obrovskýho pavouka
kterýho pak deprimuje svýma komplexama
následně pojmenuje ho po týpkovi, co sestrojil orloj
ve flashbacích romantizují pobyt v řepkových polích
Česi zázrakem dominují vesmírnému průmyslu
co se mi líbilo:
pavouk ve vesmíru
co se mi nelíbilo:
nulová zmínka o Kofole :(
(film je založen na knize Kosmonaut z Čech)
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Do you think that when Hanuš was studying earth he found out about spiders and was very confused as to why non-sentient, miniature versions of his species were just chilling under rocks on our planet ??
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I can't believe an Adam Sandler movie about a spider caused me to ugly cry
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Streets are saying that Paul Dano will be playing a creature in the new Spaceman movie
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