#Someone exorcize me

[leafy-m]

not in the fandom, and not out of the fandom, but a secret third thing (haunting it like a ghost)

#Hhhhhhhhhh #When will I be free #Yes this is about D******* It's always about fucking d******** #Posts from 3am because apparently even years later I will still wake up viscerally angry at this series' bullshit #Someone exorcize me

[bloomingdarkgarden]

Lucien As a Big Brother | A Headcanon

Just thinking about after Beron dies / is murdered by everyone, when LOA is finally able to be with Helion and Lucien in peace in the Day Court, simply existing as a family.

Helion and LOA make love for like 100 nights straight and (unsurprisingly) conceive the final member of the brood.

LOA gets to joyfully and openly have a child with the man she has never been allowed to love.

Helion is endlessly fussy throughout her entire pregnancy as if she hasn’t done this 7 i repeat 7 times. And she lets him because it’s so damn endearing to see him experiencing fatherhood.

Helion keeps having panic attacks and Lucien has to calm him down.

The labor takes 1 hour because LOA could do this in her sleep at this point. Lucien has to walk Helion through more breathing exercises than his mother during that hour.

Lucien becomes a big brother to a little girl with auburn curls who all but worships him and follows him around hopelessly forevermore.

She thinks her big brother is the sun, the moon, and the entire world in between. She becomes inconsolable whenever she has to be parted from him for naps or lessons.

Lucien takes her to the libraries on his shoulders and she giggles all the while. He hands her books to read on his shoulders while he finds his own. She holds them upside down and babbles, pretending to be very studious like her elder brother.

One day she shows up to lessons having drawn a line from her jaw to her eyebrow to match his. Her governess scrubs it off. She scribbles it back on the next day.

Lucien finally learns what it is to have a sibling who cares deeply for him and looks up to him like no one else. The end.

Bonus content: Eris comes around frequently to teach her to wield her flame magic. The firelord turns into soft puddles around his little sister. She sometimes burns herself when they practice but he kisses her little fingers to make it feel better.

#someone give me a vanserra exorcism #jk never #Lucien vanserra #loa #high lord helion #eris vanserra #lucien headcanons #going in the wip #elucien

[amemoryofwot]

Congratulations WoT reader you have correctly identified the separation of magic into woman who can wield it and men who are forbidden from doing so. Your next task is to identify which real world religious structure this reflects! (Hint; there’s over a billion members of this church!)

#what are Aes Sedai but fantasy genderswapped Catholics performing exorcisms and stamping out other factions #fun fact women still can’t hold priesthood in Catholicism 🙃 #sorry I get a little insane whenever someone calls WoT bio essentialist or w/e #me when the college of cardinals is choosing a new pope hmm little bioessentialist in here :/

[icannot3]

The way irl I act like I don't care, but the moment someone compliments me(especially on here), I start screeching and jumping around like a maniac

#compliment me too hard and i might start to convulse #someone get me an exorcism #i live for the praise of others #WHEN SOMEONE FUCKIN COMPLIMENTS MY PERSONALITY

[12amys]

taylor swift really wrote the smallest man who ever lived about gs lol…

#was having an exorcism to the bridge this morning #gs #arden speaks #i would genuinely believe you if you said he was sent by someone who wanted me dead

[ahoist]

#/ I am unwell #/ someone help me I need an exorcism #/ these two i swear #/ they’re so GDGDHDHDNDNDJFH #/ help #andrei svechnikov #pyotr kochetkov #carolina hurricanes #zion.txt

[goldkirk]

anyway, when I was a kid I tried to perform a lot of demon exorcisms on myself. I had tried every other way to cleanse myself of the evil neurodivergence, queerness, and other sinful aspects of my being and my conclusion was I must’ve been possessed and if I could just get myself free then I’d be good enough and stop being in trouble and stop HAVING so much trouble feeling holy feelings and thinking approved thoughts. I was like 13

#the Marian prophecy books #Catholic apocalypse horror (10 days of darkness et al) #and Mr fucking Gabrielle’s #‘an exorcist tells his story’ #my aggressive fundamentalist training #and evangelical purity culture #all really fucked me up #but at least I moved on from attempted self drownings to just constant terror and attempted exorcisms! #good job little me #you were on a shitty journey but you were walking it #and there is much more pathway on the other side of the terror and hate #I’m proud of you little me and I hope you are too #shh katie #I’ve been wanting to tell someone this since I remembered the self-exorcisms detail a couple weeks ago #but I was too scared till now #have my dirty secrets world! #I’m tired of protecting things and people that didn’t protect me #I’ll tell the bad secrets of my different ages even if it takes the rest of my life #they don’t need to stay mucking up the vibes inside ME #they’ve been here long enough #I’ve got enough for several people to share it’s quite time they get evicted to make room for art techniques and cool space facts #add to journal #cult survivor #oof tag

[neuromantis]

yeah shuada is toxic as fuck, but has anyone ever loved you enough to exorcise you???

#i wonder if an exorcism would work for someone like me

[maladaptive-daydreaming-aphant]

when did i become so hollow

the daydreams took root in my soul

safety guaranteed

indulgence abundant

reality forsaken

i work in customer service

our best barista

all smiles

no heart

i study at an online university

an exemplary overachiever

asynchronous

alone

i used to be unmistakeably human

vibrantly playful

imperfectly troublesome

daringly liberated

now there is only a glittering shell

so pretty

so faceted

so polished

so empty

i try to make conversation

but the only sounds i can make

are nervous laughter

and irrelevant anecdotes

and awkward acknowledgements

and then i regret every word

because i've filled the empty air

with even more nothingness

again and again and again

grief without tragedy

fear without danger

words without meaning

unable to confront discomfort

struggling to maintain tangibility

failing to express myself

because my mind no longer thinks about feelings

and my heart doesn't think at all

and my soul has withered to dust

overwhelmed by light and noise

agitated and restless

i shut everything out

and try to find myself in the silence

but i've already spent too long

wasting away

alone in my room

where dreams go to die

and vacant distractions reign supreme

#rivulette's thoughts #vent #poetry #not really either of those things but whatever i need to sleep #you can reblog it if you relate or think it's interesting i guess idc do whatever #i'm fine btw. not gonna do anything bad. not like i ever do anything at all anyway haha #i recently was able to meet with someone i haven't seen in half a decade. someone i really liked. someone i was really similar to. #her presence was so warm and lovely and familiar. different from before but strengthened and fortified. #and i stood before her like a haunted house for sale. flaws airbrushed and silenced. trash and treasures equally disposed of. unsettling. #breaks feel nice but only make me worse. i need an exorcism. or a lobotomy. or a long psychedelic trip. haven't tried any of those yet. #anyway gonna go to bed now bing bong fuck my life good night and good riddance

[rubiatinctorum]

he is MEAN TO ME SOMETIMES he is ARROGANT he has ZERO RIZZ he is MEGA SUS he has A DEEPLY CONCERNING ETHOS and he never did tell me what he thought about those things i wrote like i'm pretty sure he said he was going to. so WHY do i think about him so often

#rubia speaks #someone needs to perform an exorcism on me #i hate this i don't LIKE him but im still feeling some kind of way #it's sickening. why can't i feel this way abt someone who is nice to me and has a modicum of understanding of subjectivity

[lumpyrock]

So, I'm minding my own business, reading Bowuigi fanfiction because why not? When my flamboyant flaming homosexual self is just like, "*tounge click,* yeah sis, but what if you squealed like a twelve year old?"

I then I think, "Oh, I should start planning a new Pufnstuf video," AND THAT SAME FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL HAS THE NERVE TO TELL ME, "Yeah, that, but more hand flaps. Also, *tounge click*, start giggling like a five year old."

(I laugh too much at my own jokes! It's like demonic possession but gay! Help!)

#not sure how to tag this #flaming homosexual #god i need to go to bed #why is my brain this way #send help #please #he is starting to take over my body #I sound like strange aenons #someone help #this is a cry for help #preform an exorcism or something #i'm too gay for this shit #it's just I'm too flamboyant #my spell check has flamboyant qued up for me #god send help #plzzzz

[bloomingdarkgarden]

Lucien vanserra in a turtleneck

i repeat Lucien Vanserra in a turtleneck

i cannot eat. i cannot sleep.

the need i have for Lucien Vanserra in a turtleneck.

biceps rippling.

That is all.

#lucien vanserra #someone give me a vanserra exorcism #jk never #pro lucien vanserra #elucien

[i-bring-crack]

Okay so

#no MXTX book's havent taken over my life #YET #i say while downloading all the MDZS volumes and the two TGCF volumes #then i see Thousand Autums and Legend of Exorcism coming in too #someone save me please #and it all started with cheating men must die

[poptartmochi]

ohhgh. comrades. 👁️👁️. 🕴️. remember when I was debating over whether i was going to change benedetto's name to isaac and I was like, "🤪 lol maybe I'll change gioier's name too 🤪"

im on the precipice of doing it!!!!! help!!;! 🆘🆘

#magdalena has a fucking GRASP on my brain rn!!! 🆘🆘🆘🆘😱🤯 #for starters it would bring her in line with the reboot's naming conventions.. then i think you could draw a parallel between the exorcisms #and gioier's whole *gestures* you know 🤔 #i also think it would be. very funny if she had the same name as the band that fueled 89% of her creation #ghost was my top song year of the year BECAUSE i obsessively listened to it while brainstorming gioier 🤌🏻 #so. that would be very personally funny. but ALSO ... if we're losing the dante and benedetto war over the bennie/bettie nickname then it #can take on a new life with gioier.. he can call her dollie 😭🤌🏻 which would ALSO be a nod to ace attorney in which dollie is someone who #was very close to the protagonist in the past but now wants to fuck his shit up to hell and back. this is Saur Important to me 🙏🏼 #I haven't gotten to dahlia's game but i adore her 😭 #i think. after everything happens. that it would be very cute if kat called her maggie‚ also 🥹🤌🏻 #the potential for so many nicknames is also really fun because gioier is a character with a very compartmentalized sense of identity #so. the nicknames would never explicitly tie into that BUT i think it's a fun nod towards it #sriracha.txt #💃🏻 #long post

[mejomonster]

Aww. I'm a sap. "You keep rescuing me and I don't know why, but every day I tell myself my life must be worth something because you keep saving it. They can't keep us apart. I don't care what happens. You never stopped trying to save me.

I'm going to be honest. Stories about the love best friends share means the most to me, more than a romance probably ever could. This story really hit me in the heart. Friends who really kept choosing each other and caring for each other through life. All of life.

Spoilers below the cut but I am a sap and they were so kind to read.

10/10 for me. This book was what I thought it'd be and a little bit more. Worth reading. This ending... in some ways it's soothing in a too happy way, but it makes you want to hope.

Friends who wondered if they'd be friends until Haileys comet came around again. They didn't live to the next time, but they were together their whole lives.

#my best friends exorcism #lb #wow this. resonated with me more than i ever thought it would #you know. loving your friends is #a special kind of love. a love that really Reminds you love is q choice #its not hormones or attraction or blood relations. #its picking to care about someone and put effort into keeping contact and keeping caring #and them deciding to do the same

[lunaicfantastic]

anyway. something something 3 strikes and you're out

#shut up anna #someone get me an exorcism im not fucking kidding